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tallian posted:Sperm lost to masturbation is sinful. The act of masturbation itself isn't the problem, biblically, its spilling your seed outside of a woman. Even that isn't what pissed God off. God was pissed that Onan was prideful and didn't want to impregnate his dead brother's widow and have the kid be called his nephew instead of his son.
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Anonononomous posted:Even that isn't what pissed God off. God was pissed that Onan was prideful and didn't want to impregnate his dead brother's widow and have the kid be called his nephew instead of his son. Thats the argument. Reading the passage, I agree with you, but it is always claimed by people who want to condemn masturbation that its the spilling of seed that is the sin.
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May 1, 2013 03:34
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Well if you're going to condemn Homosexuality then jacking off/oral sex/hell even vanilla sex with contraception is just as much an abomination. Choosing to live single? Abomination!
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May 1, 2013 03:58
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Alan Smithee posted:Well if you're going to condemn Homosexuality then jacking off/oral sex/hell even vanilla sex with contraception is just as much an abomination. Choosing to live single? Abomination! If you watch porn and accidentally slip a look at the cock of the guy who is screwing the girl... 
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May 1, 2013 04:03
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Dad told his child not to eat a cookie from the cookie jar before dinner. The kid smartassedly disobeyed, so God smote him dead. Therefore, eating cookies is a sin.
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May 1, 2013 04:04
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univbee posted:Dad told his child not to eat a cookie from the cookie jar before dinner. The kid smartassedly disobeyed, so God smote him dead. Therefore, eating cookies is a sin. If we let people eat chocolate chip cookies whats next? Razor blade and rusty nail pizzas?!
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May 1, 2013 04:10
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TheBlackPharaoh posted:If we let people eat chocolate chip cookies whats next? Razor blade and rusty nail pizzas?! Its okay, god will smite our children and send them to eternal damnation... ...because that is what a loving supreme being does.
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May 1, 2013 04:11
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John "RUNES" Bynum, on romance: I've field-modified the Iron-E-Meter to detect E/N bullshit, and... 
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May 1, 2013 04:54
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SHODAN with the quick rejoinder!
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May 1, 2013 05:06
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SpookyTurtle posted:John "RUNES" Bynum, on romance: That's quite possible the most beautiful thing I've ever read. :singletear:
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May 1, 2013 05:33
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John 'Forling' Bynum posted:...I hugged her, and her body felt like a bag of nails covered in wax. Perfect, I thought.  What the gently caress?
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May 1, 2013 05:34
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 Government is overstepping its bounds with too many regulations and laws, except when it is overstepping its bounds by not having enough regulations and laws!  Background checks are like abortion because  A Trun Patroit driving his
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Eridine posted:
If the secret magick of the RUNES had been revealed to you by roman gods then you too would feel love as a bag of nails covered in wax.
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May 1, 2013 05:38
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looking.glass.eyes posted:
Goddamnit, your gun has absolutely nothing to do with my speech or any of my other freedoms and the sooner we get over that ignorant, self-serving delusion, the sooner we can make halfway decent policy. Hey, Mr. TPC revolver dude, when's the last time you used your piece to prevent warrantless wiretaps? Or arrests without trial of terror suspects? Or immigration laws which legally enshrine racial discrimination?
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May 1, 2013 05:40
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Eridine posted:
Everyone knows girls are more like bags of sand.
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May 1, 2013 05:46
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As someone with socialist leanings, I burn inside reading TPC posters call Obama a socialist. Apparently a centre/right politican is a radical leftist in their minds.
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May 1, 2013 05:48
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Here's some more from everyones favorite malevolent AI.     Banned pretty quick though but maybe, I'll go back in for more later.
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looking.glass.eyes posted:
"My right to own this protects your right to do things that I wish you didn't have the right to do and will actively try to prevent you from doing!" jimmynmu posted:As someone with socialist leanings, I burn inside reading TPC posters call Obama a socialist. Apparently a centre/right politican is a radical leftist in their minds. Yeah, Obama is so far from socialism it's not even funny. At absolute best he displays some social democratic tendencies, and even that not very often. If Obama is a socialist, basically everyone in the entire country is a socialist. If Obama is a socialist, then Reagan was a Red, Eisenhower was a commie infiltrator, Mitt Romney might as well change his first name to 'Marx', and nothing means anything anymore. Of course, that's kind of the point. Tea Partiers have no loving clue what the word 'socialism' means. It is an utterly meaningless word to them, used solely as an insult and in much the same way as normal people would use profanity. They don't use 'socialist' to mean 'someone in favor of worker control of the means of production', they use it to mean 'bad person'. You can be a committed capitalist who has made a huge fortune through the free market and the Tea Party will still call you a loving socialist if they don't like you.
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Axetrain posted:Here's some more from everyones favorite malevolent AI. This was a good gimmick. I'll put in a good word for you at the next PSYOPS board meeting.
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May 1, 2013 06:00
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Mister Bates posted:"My right to own this protects your right to do things that I wish you didn't have the right to do and will actively try to prevent you from doing!" Don't forget the part where they fantasize about murdering people for having differing opinions. Guns are so useful: You can use them to defend people's rights to say things you don't like, and then you can shoot them for saying things you don't like! TPC wants to defend liberals...from TPC. 
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Politics according to TPC:
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I was having fun with the google auto-complete recently, and this made me think of TPC. I didn't know TPC used google so much. EDIT: I was actually not expecting those to be the top results. (Well, maybe crazy)
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jimmynmu posted:Politics according to TPC: Excuse me, but Real Racists are bad, and thus, liberals. Hitler should be somewhere around Obama. To do a proper TPC political spectrum, you should be able to replace the left end with 'evil' and the right with 'good' and still have it fit their world view. There is no such thing as too far to the right in the TPC universe, because right is synonymous with good.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Excuse me, but Real Racists are bad, and thus, liberals. Hitler should be somewhere around Obama. I swear. Nobody listens to me. Hitler shouldn't be "somewhere around Obama". It should actually read "Obama/Hitler", because Obama is LITERALLY Hitler. He just turned 124 a few days ago. Do your own homework, people!
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SpookyTurtle posted:John "RUNES" Bynum, on romance: Okay, which one of you is "John?" You can come out now.
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ikanreed posted:Anyone thought about making a bot that automatically pretends to be a deep cover by accepting all friend-invites, re-posting images it sees, and commenting with tea-party generated Markov chains on everything? I keep thinking about doing it, then deciding that that level of tech would be wasted when all you need to do is post racist things. This was done It would cycle facebook, tumblr, and twitter accounts which were right-leaning and vomit up something, but it all crashed a while back, couldn't be assed to fix it. Best part was the deep covers were never busted, but those were dumped on the rogue op as well, so they might have been burned already.
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looking.glass.eyes posted:
All the other bullshit of this image aside, does this really say "butchery of born and unborn babies" by Planned Parenthood? Like Planned Parenthood is just unloading dump trucks full of screaming newborns into a wood chipper? Also, SHODAN gimmick was pretty bitchin'.
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Alan Smithee posted:Well if you're going to condemn Homosexuality then jacking off/oral sex/hell even vanilla sex with contraception is just as much an abomination. Choosing to live single? Abomination! Pretty much, everything which doesn't lead to offspring becomes grounds for a one way trip to hell. Can you imagine how crouded it has to be down there (and you've also got to chance of having to share a room with the likes of Ted Haggard and the likes)? It doesn't make much sense in the end but if you take the bible literally nothing much more does anyway.
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romeo x-ray posted:
Posted most of that, like this:      Ray Valdes is a mod there. http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/united-states http://www.ucrdatatool.gov/Search/Crime/State/RunCrimeTrendsInOneVar.cfm Something tells me they didn't actually read the top bit. 
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The idea that we have to "choose our truths" is what I imagine when I think of pure distilled stupidity.
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Axetrain posted:The idea that we have to "choose our truths" is what I imagine when I think of pure distilled stupidity. Yeah, and for 99% of these clowns it is just stupidity, but the idea that it's ok to "choose our truths", like this, is some dangerous evil-with-a-small-e poo poo. Was Romney's campaign the lyingest in history, or will the next right winger go further, and get away with it?
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FuriousxGeorge posted:Every abortion provider is literally Dr. Gosnell. Anyone who supports abortion is Dr. Gosnell.
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Axetrain posted:The idea that we have to "choose our truths" is what I imagine when I think of pure distilled stupidity. These people would do well to listen to Daniel Patrick Moynihan.
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FuriousxGeorge posted:Every abortion provider is literally Dr. Gosnell. It follows that they would think this, since they think that every Muslim did 9/11 and every gay was in that one scene in Police Academy
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13stitches posted:Pretty much, everything which doesn't lead to offspring becomes grounds for a one way trip to hell. Can you imagine how crouded it has to be down there (and you've also got to chance of having to share a room with the likes of Ted Haggard and the likes)? It doesn't make much sense in the end but if you take the bible literally nothing much more does anyway. This is the inherent problem with playing “choose your own morality” with vague mythos such as the story of Onan. It says what he did was evil but he did a lot of things so it’s never really clear what exactly the evil deed was. It could be one thing, all things, or just a few of the things.  They do work as a great Rorschach test though. It’s always fun to see what people take away from those stories and how they run with it especially members of the TPC.
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Axetrain posted:The idea that we have to "choose our truths" is what I imagine when I think of pure distilled stupidity. I find the idea that any TPCer chose/arrived at their belief in anything preposterous.
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Calico Heart posted:I find the idea that any TPCer chose/arrived at their belief in anything preposterous. All I know is that when I left the South it was a whole lot easier to ignore these kinds of ideas and more easily approach things critically since that reinforcement wasn't constantly there anymore. It can come as quite the shock that the rest of the world isn't what we were taught it was. Then I turned into a liberal, socialist, godless heathen. 
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Ok sorry I will try for more accuracy:
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