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Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS





I call it, "The Descent of Man"

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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

5. Perfectly fine
1. It's a pony, but still ok
4. Weird, but it looks like some kind of girls toy, so I'm cool with it
2. I'm wigged out, but I can accept as some kind of cartoon personification of a pony.
3. NOPE. That's a sexy horse and I want nothing to do with it.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Triskelli posted:




I call it, "The Descent of Man"

Wow, it's interesting to see millions of years of our evolution from pony to anime quantified before us.

1. Our furthest ancestors. Your run-of-the-mill unicorn pony.
2. Bipedality acquired. Rudimentary scarf and stockings developed, possibly in response to change in climate?
3. Obviously a time of turmoil in pony evolution. Disappearance of stocking features. Scarf has become a fully developed turtleneck. Brief emergence of vestigial beret.
4. Reappearance of stockings. Development of skirt. Rudimentary brooch development.
5. Today's anime. Stockings have fully developed. Plumage is much more defined (blue skirt, shirt has turned white). Full brooch development. Complete loss of any pony-like features.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
Number 2 looks like a Neopet.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
...wouldn't it be impossible for 2-4 to balance on those feet? Truly a tragic race of beings, constantly falling on their faces and losing their berets.

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


:nws:Of course there's more,:nws: I don't know why I checked.



EDIT: loving christ :catstare:



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kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
Sorta reminds me of this.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
I can only interpret those pony boobs as being libertarian propaganda.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


I wonder why in each of those the character loses the stockings/socks in 3 and regains them in 2.

LateToTheParty
Oct 13, 2012

The bane of my existence.
:catstare: Christ that Tumblr is like weapons grade Brony poo poo!

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

kinmik posted:

Sorta reminds me of this.


corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!


Of all things to choose, they picked this?

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

crowfeathers posted:



Of all things to choose, they picked this?

What is that from, it looks familiar.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It's probably some Junji Ito comic.

miscellaneous14
Mar 27, 2010

neat

Fister Roboto posted:

It's probably some Junji Ito comic.

Yup, it's from Uzumaki.

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Fister Roboto posted:

It's probably some Junji Ito comic.

That's why its so familiar
I remember The Enigma of Amigara Fault and loved it.

I should get the rest of his stuff.

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

miscellaneous14 posted:




Something meets I don't know what the hell.

I recognize Bill Nye from Bill Nye the Science Guy (a 1990s science show for kids that came on PBS and my local FOX affiliate early Saturday mornings before the cartoons came on) and Hank Hill from King of the Hill (Mike Judge's other cartoon that's not Beavis and Butthead or that short-lived show The Goode Family), but other than that, it's an accurate depiction of what I see when I'm sick, doped up on NyQuil, and have insomnia.

folgore
Jun 30, 2006

nice tut
That guy has a wicked hardon for Anthropomorphic Pony Poon.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012


Okay, I seriously don't understand this. How is it "justice" for anthropomorphized Fluttershy to have ginormous boobs? :psyduck:

John Liver
May 4, 2009

miscellaneous14 posted:



Something meets I don't know what the hell.

Simple. If the werewolf picks the Bill Nye powerup he gets the ability to solve fifth-grade science problems instantly, and if he picks the Hank Hill powerup he can shoot jets of clean-burning propane fire from his fingertips. He is wracked with indecision.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Portals posted:

Okay, I seriously don't understand this. How is it "justice" for anthropomorphized Fluttershy to have ginormous boobs? :psyduck:

Well clearly her sedentary lifestyle and calm personality mean she doesn't burn as many calories as the athletic Rainbow Dash or the eccentric and energetic Pinkie Pie, so she is fatter than them and, as we all know, fat only collects in the breasts. :pseudo: :suicide:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Portals posted:

Okay, I seriously don't understand this. How is it "justice" for anthropomorphized Fluttershy to have ginormous boobs? :psyduck:

Given that it's bronies, I'm guessing this is intended to be some kind of political commentary contrasting what's "equal" with what's "just"?
And it's pony boobs because the person who made it is already terrible so why not.

Clockwork Cupcake
Oct 31, 2010

I just saw it as "if all boobs are equal, there will be no mega-tits to fetishize and that would be just terrible."

PublicOpinion
Oct 21, 2010

Her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago...
I looked at that tumblr, and the original context of that image is that it was posted alongside this:



So there, mystery solved.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

miscellaneous14 posted:

:3: meets :3:. More of these comics here.

I found the guy's personal website through that pixiv link and dear god. I did not realize the majority of his art was of a little Raichu girl thing. :psyduck:




Those comics are still great though. :3:

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Triskelli posted:

:nws:Of course there's more,:nws: I don't know why I checked.

It gets worse.


Excuse me while I go jump in front of a bus.

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Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW
Thanks for the pony porn guys.


"On the far left is the original I created a while ago. I've wanted to redo him for a while but havn't had time.

The next two are the new Atheist Ranger. You might not know me so you wouldn't know that the helmetless one has my head. Thats right. I always thought that if I were to become a power ranger, I'd be the Atheist ranger. Because I am indeed an Atheist."



"Sonic saying Anarchy things."


"The FINAL and Official version of Atoma- The Athiest Pony.
Then, one day, after lots of research, and going to Trottingham's college of Fossil Study it dawned on her. Debating. Debating those stupid ponies who thought Equestria was younger than Celestia. How silly is that. Turns out Atoma is one of a few select ponies in Trottingham that don't believe the silly hogwash going around called Religion. And Atoma, being so dedicated in her quest for more knowledge and debunking of religion gained the Atheist Cutie Mark.
The One, The Only- Atheist Pony: Atoma!"



"I drew this, not only to show the sweetness of motherhood, but the miracle of life. It disappoints me every single time i hear, "I'm getting an abortion". This saddens me, not only because the life inside a woman is ALIVE, it's a human person. Living, breathing, and HELPLESS. It's not the baby's fault. This picture shows my passion for life, and my love for humanity.

I SUPPORT LIFE."

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

a million birds posted:


"On the far left is the original I created a while ago. I've wanted to redo him for a while but havn't had time.

The next two are the new Atheist Ranger. You might not know me so you wouldn't know that the helmetless one has my head. Thats right. I always thought that if I were to become a power ranger, I'd be the Atheist ranger. Because I am indeed an Atheist."


Bet he doesn't like Goseiger. Who am I kidding, nobody likes Goseiger.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Triskelli posted:




I call it, "The Descent of Man"

Looks like they based it on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Mutation chart pack ins:


Squiward evolved into a Foot soilder.

The Taint Reaper has a new favorite as of 04:56 on May 6, 2013

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

WendigoJohnson posted:

Looks like based it on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Mutation chart pack ins:


Squiward evolved into a Foot soilder.


Non-Turtle stuff:
Australian Star Wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL8UFjANAr0

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Here's the crucifixion of Sonic





"We had to take the story of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ and portray it in our own way. It could be an allegory or straight Jesus. I decided to go with Sonic the Hedgehog being crucified by Mario and the rest of the Nintendo universe."

I don't know what kind of class would make their students illustrate the crucifixion and yet still accept a Sonic comic, but it must be a very strange one.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

And the sword that pierced Holy sonic's side becomes the master sword.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


ThatPazuzu posted:

I can only interpret those pony boobs as being libertarian propaganda.


god drat i love deviantart

also i love bad puns

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

crowfeathers posted:



"This is a spoof on the Jurassic Park scene where the T-Rex is chasing the Jeep through the jungle. I decided to use apes in the Jeep"

Not going to lie: I'd be in line for tickets to Jurassic Kong day 1.

Tasoth
Dec 13, 2011

crowfeathers posted:

I don't know what kind of class would make their students illustrate the crucifixion and yet still accept a Sonic comic, but it must be a very strange one.

Could be a class in a art curriculum. Religious art of the period of time leading up to and after Christ's death has always been big and I would guess any taboo of depicting a dying Christ on a cross has broken down since the Renaissance.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

The MSJ posted:



Non-Turtle stuff:
Australian Star Wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL8UFjANAr0

Why does her IQ increase? Did she grow extra brains in her huge boobs?


razorscooter posted:

also i love bad puns


I wish this was animated with those last, halting breaths he takes.

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich

crowfeathers posted:

Here's the crucifixion of Sonic





"We had to take the story of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ and portray it in our own way. It could be an allegory or straight Jesus. I decided to go with Sonic the Hedgehog being crucified by Mario and the rest of the Nintendo universe."

I don't know what kind of class would make their students illustrate the crucifixion and yet still accept a Sonic comic, but it must be a very strange one.

Strange but the technique isn't half bad. This guy could do some really good art down the line.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Don't know if it's been posted before, but there's a 25-panel storyboard of a Toy Story / The Shining crossover.
A few choice excerpts:


LateToTheParty
Oct 13, 2012

The bane of my existence.
Oh of course there is bondage art of Kim Possible characters.



To move on from that here is some good weird art.

:buddy: It's a Xenomorph mixed with Bambi.



There's a bunch pictures of Layton with a t-rex that are :3:.


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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

The comment string on this one is great. I love the guy who just continues to ask the artist to explain why this piece is funny. He keeps trying to explain it, not realizing that no answer he could possibly give will ever be satisfactory.

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