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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Lizard Combatant posted:

Hmmm, I was hoping for a less conventional poster, but I'm still so excited for this (and the new Coens film too).

Still better than the children of men posters.

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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Mister Chief posted:

Still better than the children of men posters.

Get better marketing Alfonso!

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

Gonz posted:

Do you even realize how difficult it would be to hunt someone down in space?

The universe is a big place, and the person could be anywhere. ANYWHERE.

Lobo did OK with it.

FE has anyone attempted a Lobo movie?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

schwenz posted:

Lobo did OK with it.

FE has anyone attempted a Lobo movie?

Yes, but it's in development hell and the prospects of it ever happening are probably fairly slim.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



caligulamprey posted:

They already made that movie.



Gotta have aliases when you're living a Softcore Gay Porn/Children's Movie double-life, yo

I see your talking vagina and raise a talking penis:

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



Chapter 10: Some movies just seem made for each other.











O.K. I cheated a little with that last one. Just go with it.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Apathetic Green Lantern Sully Sullivan, and his sidekick. Accordion Man!

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

I seen this movie recently. It's downright bizarre and words can't describe how insane it is.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
Does he succeed in killing Satan?

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Rirse posted:

I seen this movie recently. It's downright bizarre and words can't describe how insane it is.

Fortunately, internet comedy website somethingawful.com is here to help.

Legion of One
Feb 17, 2012

You know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun but we just don't have time for mucking about

Call of Duty walk

echoplex
Mar 5, 2008

Stainless Style


:negative:

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Amazing. On so so so many levels.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Legion of One posted:


Call of Duty walk

Dude's facing the other way in this one, but this is what that reminds me of:


Also I saw the trailer for that movie before Iron Man 3 the other day and the plot is literally Olympus Has Fallen except with Channing Tatum instead of Gerard Butler :ughh:

Like seriously? Two of those movies in one year is bad enough, but it would be forgivable if they were different from each other in some key way. BUT THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN MOVIE!

Trump
Jul 16, 2003

Cute

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Like seriously? Two of those movies in one year is bad enough, but it would be forgivable if they were different from each other in some key way. BUT THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN MOVIE!

They literally look like two different genres, are you blind?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

^^^^ The first trailer was cut very much like Olympus Has Fallen, and the latest trailer is very VERY similar until it unites Foxx with Tatum and mutates into an action-comedy.

But this one has Jamie Foxx as the President and he teams up with Channing Tatum, so it's at least got some comedy :911: factor going for it.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Trump posted:

They literally look like two different genres, are you blind?

...what, White House Down and Battle: LA? Yeah, obviously. No, I was talking about White House Down and Olympus Has Fallen being the same movie.

mind the walrus posted:

But this one has Jamie Foxx as the President and he teams up with Channing Tatum, so it's at least got some comedy :911: factor going for it.

Oh right. And Jamie Foxx was acting like an action star so I had to ask myself "Wait, he's the president?! :psyboom: "

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


My sides are hurting looking at this abomination.

That Killing of Satan poster look more like a video game box art. Use the Spear of Destiny to kill Satan, but first defeat the mini-bosses Hellhound, Shadow Serpent, Swamp Zombie, and Lilith The Sexy Spectre.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

How could you give your own mother the spicy keychain, Marty

Legion of One
Feb 17, 2012

You know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun but we just don't have time for mucking about

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Dude's facing the other way in this one, but this is what that reminds me of:


Also I saw the trailer for that movie before Iron Man 3 the other day and the plot is literally Olympus Has Fallen except with Channing Tatum instead of Gerard Butler :ughh:

Like seriously? Two of those movies in one year is bad enough, but it would be forgivable if they were different from each other in some key way. BUT THEY'RE THE SAME GODDAMN MOVIE!

At the cinema i work at we have the White house Down trailer playing on Olympus, Our projectionist was very amused about that.

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

In every art department I've ever worked in there is always one designer who wants to single handed revive that lovely 80's pink and cyan color scheme. It hurts me to see it getting some traction lately. I love Drive, but if it somehow becomes the catalyst for a ton of Pink and Cyan designs in the mainstream I'll never forgive it.

Are the people making these Mondo rip-off posters trying to make everybody look 80 years old? Is that like, a thing?

echoplex
Mar 5, 2008

Stainless Style
As an aside, that image/graphic of the car comes up in fan art/posters loads. It's a trace of a photo of a friends car that I took in a field in Derby about 10 years ago. I can always spot it because of the profile and that it copies all the wrong pipes on the back.

(doesn't make the poster any worse, just makes me laugh)

pookerbug
Jan 21, 2006

the vitreous humourist

pookerbug fucked around with this message at 14:50 on May 9, 2013

riversarl
Nov 11, 2012

Darthemed posted:

Came across this poster, felt the need to share it.
Because...

drat.

It's like the cover of one of those Goosebumps knockoffs!

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

mind the walrus posted:

^^^^ The first trailer was cut very much like Olympus Has Fallen, and the latest trailer is very VERY similar until it unites Foxx with Tatum and mutates into an action-comedy.

But this one has Jamie Foxx as the President and he teams up with Channing Tatum, so it's at least got some comedy :911: factor going for it.

Yea the latest trailer makes it look like it is supposed to be a Die Hard movie or something.

echoplex
Mar 5, 2008

Stainless Style
How did his glasses get there?

Wendell
May 11, 2003

echoplex posted:

How did his glasses get there?

They fell off as he forced his head between the doors.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Darthemed posted:

Came across this poster, felt the need to share it.
Because...

drat.

"The Lift" was made in 1983, and in 2001 the director remade it for American audiences as . . . "The Shaft"

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
If I didn't know what it was I would be so excited about a movie called "The Shaft" starring Naomi Watts.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
It was called Down last time I saw the posters but I guess they changed it.



Maybe to be more The Ring like? The 'Naomi Watts in the title' thing kind of reminds me of it.


Also,

IMDB Trivia posted:

In real life Naomi Watts is afraid of elevators.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!



I can't stop laughing!! :cawg: Suddenly the 80's was made of magenta and cyan,and nothing else.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

The worst thing about that BttF poster is how much time the guy must have wasted making such a bad poster.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Noxville posted:

The worst thing about that BttF poster is how much time the guy must have wasted making such a bad poster.

That, or how the entire poster is based on an 80s colour scheme when the vast majority of the movie is about the 50s.

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Marty looks across between Benicio Del Toro and Michael Jackson in zombie makeup in that poster. What a hideous creation.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
I've been looking to finally change my avatar to something less grating. Which of those characters/text would be best?

Parachute
May 18, 2003

CaptainHollywood posted:

I've been looking to finally change my avatar to something less grating. Which of those characters/text would be best?

Principal Strickland

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

CaptainHollywood posted:

I've been looking to finally change my avatar to something less grating. Which of those characters/text would be best?

Doc Brown looks like one of those awful reddit meme faces, you should try and make a joke about that.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Naomi Watts: Queen of the Remake

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




CaptainHollywood posted:

I've been looking to finally change my avatar to something less grating. Which of those characters/text would be best?

Biff
[color="fuscia"]BUTT[/color][color="aqua"]HEAD[/color]

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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

CaptainHollywood posted:

I've been looking to finally change my avatar to something less grating. Which of those characters/text would be best?

I vote you pick Doc Brown

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