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Solice Kirsk posted:Stupid bald eagles! Didn't even buy an American car. That is actually the cause of the attack.
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Guy who owns that truck is thinking "ENDANGERED, MY rear end!!" Well he probably doesn't care much for that truck anyway, because the only thing that makes bald eagles flock like that is fish guts and used diapers.
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May 15, 2013 04:29
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Solice Kirsk posted:Stupid bald eagles! Didn't even buy an American car. They're obviously ironic hipster eagles.
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May 15, 2013 04:55
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Guy who owns that truck is thinking "ENDANGERED, MY rear end!!" Gets a major fine for feeding an endangered animal, has to wash bird poo poo off his truck for weeks..
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raggedphoto posted:Gets a major fine for feeding an endangered animal, has to wash bird poo poo off his truck for weeks.. Bald Eagles haven't been endangered since like 1995
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May 15, 2013 05:58
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D C posted:Bald Eagles haven't been endangered since like 1995 So how do they taste?
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Aleph Null posted:So how do they taste? They're not endangered but it's still illegal to kill, keep feathers or other body parts, eat or even honk your horn at them.
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May 15, 2013 06:11
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Aleph Null posted:So how do they taste? Like freedom 
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May 15, 2013 06:17
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Hasters posted:They're not endangered but it's still illegal to kill, keep feathers or other body parts, eat or even honk your horn at them. I think that may be true for most raptors in the US though. I know you can get in trouble just for having hawk feathers and such.
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May 15, 2013 06:38
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New page. Nine posts. No pics. Here's my first try sketching on an android tablet.  Not particularly funny but neither are the last dozen posts. In kindergarten I slept my way to the top. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 15, 2013 06:46
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Hasters posted:They're not endangered but it's still illegal to kill, keep feathers or other body parts, eat or even honk your horn at them. Leading to the slightly ridiculous situation of Native American groups having to register with the Fish and Wildlife Service to get into a queue to be given parts of eagles that are stumbled upon in the wild after dying of natural causes.
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May 15, 2013 07:06
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Hasters posted:They're not endangered but it's still illegal to kill, keep feathers or other body parts, eat or even honk your horn at them. I'm not 100% sure why but this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
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May 15, 2013 07:12
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Is this picture from Dutch Harbor? I saw a similar post on the Dutch Harbor police blotter.Unalaska Department of Public Safety: Police Blotter posted:1155 - Environmental – Two callers reported 20-40 eagles feasting on discarded fish fillets conveniently left in the back of a pickup truck, and the sheer number of eagles made it difficult for other drivers to safely access vehicles parked nearby. An officer scared the eagles away and advised the owner of the pickup to properly dispose of the fish.
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Fire Storm posted:Is this picture from Dutch Harbor? I saw a similar post on the Dutch Harbor police blotter. Yep, there's a video too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoqOYACbFjI HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:I'm not 100% sure why but this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. It's Unalaska, it's probably the most fun thing to ever happen there. reni89 posted:New page. Nine posts. No pics. Alright forum cop, calm down. 
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Hasters posted:It's Unalaska, it's probably the most fun thing to ever happen there. Same thing for all intents and purposes. I think the Elbow Room has long since closed down, but it was reputed to be pretty wild during crabbing season.
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Hasters posted:It's Unalaska, it's probably the most fun thing to ever happen there.  
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At least this dickhead gave a decent tip. Maybe if he knew "math" he would know 15-20% is the norm.
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To be fair, rounding it up to $20 in that situation would be kind of stingy.
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:I'm not 100% sure why but this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. It's just sound advice for the bigger birds. I know, at least around here, if you honk at a flock of turkeys instead of running they will mercilessly attack your car.
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Memento1979 posted:Wait, it's called Unalaska, and it's in Alaska? drat place needs to make up its mind Especially If the tag of the video is right - "Police Break up Eagle Party" - I just have the image of a stereotypical british policeman saying "ello ello ello, wats awl dis den?"
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May 15, 2013 12:40
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OI YOU BIRDS BUGGER OFF
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Oh, Market Basket...
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Abbeh posted:Oh, Market Basket... Truth in advertising.
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May 15, 2013 15:35
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 Yes, that is Paul Giamatti.
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The MSJ posted:
He's playing the Rhino in the new Spider-Man movie. Gonna be rad. 
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 In this Jan. 11, 2008 photo, eagles await transfer to a warm U.S. Fish and Wildlife warehouse after being rescued from the cold in Kodiak, Alaska. They were among 50 eagles which dove into the back of an uncovered dump truck full of fish guts and became too wet to fly away. (AP Photo/Jay Barrett) #
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mobby_6kl posted:
They should've stayed around for the Pitbull concert.
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The dump is pretty much the best place to see eagles in Alaska. There's a reason people call them "Dumpster Chickens"
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mobby_6kl posted:
I don't think this glorious animal could have proven itself more worthy of being our national bird.
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I read this whole thing, I see the guy in the bubble, I can't put it together. Can someone explain because it was a long read.
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May 15, 2013 19:13
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Basically the guy who wrote the post wasn't as elated as River post-pop, who may have been sexually aroused, and River spazzed out and threw him out. There isn't really more to the story than that.
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xxEightxx posted:I don't think this glorious animal could have proven itself more worthy of being our national bird. Ben Franklin was right. We should have gone with the turkey.
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xxEightxx posted:I don't think this glorious animal could have proven itself more worthy of being our national bird. 
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Crasscrab posted:Ben Franklin was right. We should have gone with the turkey. I looked through a list of national animals worldwide, and was mildly surprised to see just how many are popular for eating. Also to see how many are mythical.
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May 15, 2013 19:33
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Fun fact: Britain's national animal is Ian Dury.
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They also sound more like big dorky songbirds than "eagles." The eagle sound you hear in movies is actually some kind of hawk, if I remember right. (Starts at about the thirty-second mark.)
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 usually the red-tailed hawk! My favorite hawk thanks to Animorphs.
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BIG HORNY COW posted:The dump is pretty much the best place to see eagles in Alaska. There's a reason people call them "Dumpster Chickens" Very true. There's a fish plant in Sitka I think that dumps the carcasses back into the sound after processing them, and the eagles treat it like an all you can eat buffet. 
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Sex Hobbit posted:They also sound more like big dorky songbirds than "eagles." The eagle sound you hear in movies is actually some kind of hawk, if I remember right. (Starts at about the thirty-second mark.) Red Tail Hawks! They do a lot of hanging on power lines in my area. They also look rather derpy from the front.   But at least they sound tough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33DWqRyAAUw
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