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I read bagel as being slang for rear end in a top hat, I think because of this:
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It's definitely more credible when you read it in Ewan McGregor's voice.
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May 18, 2013 08:04
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:I think it's funny that there's a "nonspecific Asian and Pacific Islander" heritage festival. Why not just call it "Census Designated Racial Category C Heritage Festival" A lot of the polynesian population is crossed between Asian cultures and pacific islanders. Naming them all would be a huge list. It's much easier to name the continent and then a broad spectrum of islander locations. My friend's wife is Japanese/Maori. Just to rattle a few off the top of my head, you have Laos, Japan, Koreas, Veitnam, malaysia, Indonesia, Philipines, Maori, Samoa, Micronesia, Tonga, Fiji, Hawaiian, etc. So yeah, Asian and Pacific Islander is a shitload easier and much more inclusive.
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May 18, 2013 08:05
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Richard Branson lost a bet.   
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May 18, 2013 08:54
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May 18, 2013 10:00
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And the game will be the ticket on his car with the phrase "Clearly displayed" ringed in very angry red biro.
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May 18, 2013 13:31
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Yeah, as a traffic cop or whatever, I'd probably just write the ticket and waste that persons time instead.
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May 18, 2013 13:40
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To my knowledge, they don't even exist anymore. Blue Sky Bagels will always be the best in town. This comes from the same place as this (current) business. 
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May 18, 2013 13:45
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Toriori posted:Awful? Go, you philistine. Run away and never return. Republicans always said Obama's gotta go (fast)
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May 18, 2013 14:29
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dijon du jour posted:That man's chin is a muppet. I don't know how you noticed that, but thank you and your sharp eyes.
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May 18, 2013 15:27
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dijon du jour posted:That man's chin is a muppet. Swedish Chef!
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May 18, 2013 15:45
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Republicans always said Obama's gotta go (fast) Some have even gone on record about how people like him are unbelievably fleet-footed!
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May 18, 2013 17:59
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 This just makes me super uncomfortable.
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May 18, 2013 18:05
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rejutka posted:And it's pronounced baggel. Baggel? Boy, you really Britta'd up that pronunciation.  
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May 18, 2013 18:41
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On the whole bagel thing: a friend of mine went to college in Limerick and that word is definitely popular there as an insult and slang for being stoned (oh man, I am so bagelled) or drunk. The guy in the picture looks to be a traveller and Limerick has a huge traveller community. I've heard the word used as a generic insult so there is no real meaning behind it.
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May 18, 2013 18:59
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Billy the Mountain posted:Here is the whole original, without the sketch segment at the beginning. I think its better video quality too. Im an idiot, I never included the link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMoK0focAFE
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May 18, 2013 19:28
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small change posted:On the whole bagel thing: a friend of mine went to college in Limerick and that word is definitely popular there as an insult and slang for being stoned (oh man, I am so bagelled) or drunk. The guy in the picture looks to be a traveller and Limerick has a huge traveller community. I've heard the word used as a generic insult so there is no real meaning behind it. Are "travellers" some kind of Irish gypsy?
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May 18, 2013 20:05
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RagingBoner posted:Are "travellers" some kind of Irish gypsy? Sorta, gypsy is taken as an term of offensive, Traveller is the name used by the community themselves and society. Anyway, semi-related funny picture:  This elderly gentleman is Michael D. Higgins, the President of Ireland. So proud. genuinely, he's great.
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May 18, 2013 20:51
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 Despite people joking about it for the past two days, the opening gates at the Memphis in May World Championship BBQ Contest still advertise "rear end. FUN."
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May 18, 2013 21:19
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I'm not sure about fun, but there's definitely several acres of rear end.
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May 18, 2013 21:21
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Wet Fifty posted:A lot of the polynesian population is crossed between Asian cultures and pacific islanders. Naming them all would be a huge list. It's much easier to name the continent and then a broad spectrum of islander locations. My friend's wife is Japanese/Maori. Just to rattle a few off the top of my head, you have Laos, Japan, Koreas, Veitnam, malaysia, Indonesia, Philipines, Maori, Samoa, Micronesia, Tonga, Fiji, Hawaiian, etc. So yeah, Asian and Pacific Islander is a shitload easier and much more inclusive. Moari and Japanese cultures could not be more different. There may be some similarity between south east asian and polynesian cultures (maybe? I can't think of any, but I'm happy to be corrected), I think the joke is more that it's the "34rd" event.
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May 18, 2013 22:35
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Unsure if this is funny or cruel but a friend on facebook found this tattooed inside the ear of a cat she adopted.
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May 18, 2013 22:36
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AndyElusive posted:Unsure if this is funny or cruel but a friend on facebook found this tattooed inside the ear of a cat she adopted. Is that....Small Bart?
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May 18, 2013 22:42
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AndyElusive posted:Unsure if this is funny or cruel Considering there's no way a cat would let you tattoo its ear without being sedated I think it's probably obvious which one it is.
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May 18, 2013 22:43
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AndyElusive posted:Unsure if this is funny or cruel but a friend on facebook found this tattooed inside the ear of a cat she adopted.  
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May 18, 2013 22:45
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fullroundaction posted:Considering there's no way a cat would let you tattoo its ear without being sedated I think it's probably obvious which one it is. Fair enough, but on the other hand it's Bart Simpson on the inside of a cats ear and the last thing she expected when she looked in there.
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May 18, 2013 22:45
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AndyElusive posted:Fair enough, but on the other hand it's Bart Simpson on the inside of a cats ear and the last thing she expected when she looked in there. He's saying that it's not cruel because the cat must have been sedated, so it must be funny. It's in the funny pictures thread. QED.
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May 18, 2013 22:50
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May 18, 2013 22:51
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Fish poop all the time. This is the grossest poo poo ever
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May 18, 2013 22:51
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AndyElusive posted:Unsure if this is funny or cruel but a friend on facebook found this tattooed inside the ear of a cat she adopted. I've seen distinctive tattoos on animals suggested as an identification method, but usually it's numbers. 
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May 18, 2013 23:14
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Killer robot posted:I've seen distinctive tattoos on animals suggested as an identification method, but usually it's numbers. Who's a cute little small bart? You are! Yes you are!
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May 19, 2013 00:06
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Looking at this picture and wondering what effect an errant cough or hiccup would have makes me super nervous.
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May 19, 2013 00:37
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Breetai posted:Looking at this picture and wondering what effect an errant cough or hiccup would have makes me super nervous. Well, if I remember my physics, water is incompressible. So if he opens his mouth too wide and coughs a big bubble of air into that water, the increased pressure in there will cause his head to implode.
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May 19, 2013 00:49
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small change posted:On the whole bagel thing: a friend of mine went to college in Limerick and that word is definitely popular there as an insult and slang for being stoned (oh man, I am so bagelled) or drunk. The guy in the picture looks to be a traveller and Limerick has a huge traveller community. I've heard the word used as a generic insult so there is no real meaning behind it. It seems to have been around since the seventies: "Throw 'em a fake and a finagle, They'll never know you're just a bagel" ("Razzle Dazzle" from Chicago) The Wikipedia disambiguation page states that "bagel" is slang for "zero", which makes sense.
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May 19, 2013 00:58
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benito posted:
I saw this very sign at the concerts that were held on Friday of that weekend. Either it was intentional or it was somehow shifted around due to the weather (it was windy and rainy the whole time).
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May 19, 2013 01:08
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Billy the Mountain posted:Im an idiot, I never included the link. You could tell me this is a They Might Be Giants video and I would believe you.
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May 19, 2013 01:18
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Billy the Mountain posted:Im an idiot, I never included the link. I would love to see Eddie Vedder cover this live, without letting the audience in on the joke.
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May 19, 2013 01:19
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:I think it's funny that there's a "nonspecific Asian and Pacific Islander" heritage festival. Why not just call it "Census Designated Racial Category C Heritage Festival" I used to be a member of the organization and had the same distaste for the name. It was basically "diversity" group!
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Roger Tangerines posted:Well, if I remember my physics, water is incompressible. So if he opens his mouth too wide and coughs a big bubble of air into that water, the increased pressure in there will cause his head to implode. If only it had a valve that would let air in and out.
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