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Zombie Pirate
Jan 3, 2009

Kitty, you wouldn't happen to have any super powers, would you?

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I love that, it's like a completely over the top payback from humans.

"Mildly inconvenience me with a sting, eh? I'll have you rip your own guts out. :smug:"

Maybe for you it's a mild inconvenience, for me it's a potential death sentence. Anaphylaxis-inducing little pricks.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Mulefisk posted:

Actually, the only reason bees loose their abdomens when they sting humans is because our skin is too thick. When stinging other insects they survive.

:goonsay:

Also, only female bees have stingers :spergin:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Uh, the majority of bees are female. Males only exist to fertilize a queen. Also their gonads fall off after mating. This is fatal.

RagingBoner
Jan 10, 2006

Real Wood Pencil

axolotl farmer posted:

Also, only female bees have stingers :spergin:

Also also, bees don't speak English and don't have anthropomorphic faces.

I think that covers it.

Got Moloko
Aug 23, 2011

Milk+

A few pages back, but this is clearly the best Game of Thrones cover
http://youtu.be/bX-h8CrIyyY

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Ah, Melbourne...

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
I'm not sure whether this counts as funny or just :black101: loving AWESOME :rock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EllYgcWmcAY

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


SynthOrange posted:

Also their gonads fall off after mating. This is fatal.

You say it like they'd want to survive that.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

It's actually pretty accurate, blame Rob Liefeld for that abomination:



Also that dumb glowing eye bullshit has led to some hilarious cosplaying:

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's actually pretty accurate, blame Rob Liefeld for that abomination:

But even in the picture that you posted he doesn't have shoulder...uh...arches... that are 15 feet tall like the game.


Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

RuPaul Levesque posted:

But even in the picture that you posted he doesn't have shoulder...uh...arches... that are 15 feet tall like the game.

The game actually downplays his shoulder pads much of the time:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


RuPaul Levesque posted:

But even in the picture that you posted he doesn't have shoulder...uh...arches... that are 15 feet tall like the game.
I'm pretty sure he's modeled directly from this pic:


It's very accurate.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
What game is this?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Scarf posted:

What game is this?

Beta (I think) of Marvel Heroes Online: https://marvelheroes.com/

A Frosty Beverage
Sep 26, 2007

Full of vitamin chill

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The game actually downplays his shoulder pads much of the time:


This man is wearing saddles for shoulder pads. All they need are some stirrups and he could rent himself out to a rodeo.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The game actually downplays his shoulder pads much of the time:


His forearms are bigger than his head! :psypop:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Stoatbringer posted:

His forearms are bigger than his head! :psypop:

I found it bizarre how the one body part that 99% of men would augment first is unarmored and completely stock looking.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Stoatbringer posted:

His forearms are bigger than his head! :psypop:

His thumb is the same size as his ankle. Best not examine pictures like this too deeply.

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph

LingcodKilla posted:

I found it bizarre how the one body part that 99% of men would augment first is unarmored and completely stock looking.

His crotch is literally a flat plane. It would kind of explain the over compensation with everything else, I guess.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Some of the best superheroes:

Skateman!



Color Kid!



Squirrel Girl!



Bonus pic from that Marvel mmo:



Bouncing Boy!



Ambush Bug and Son of Ambush Bug!



Whizzer!



Last but no least Arm-Fall-Off Boy!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Stoatbringer posted:

His forearms are bigger than his head! :psypop:

His head and feet are the only normal sized body parts.

Which is weird, because usually Leifeld draws tiny, tiny feet... Or none at all.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I think I've figured it out.

Liefeld draws from his perspective.

Look at yourself. Look down. Your head seems tiny compared to your shoulders and chest, which take up most of your field of view of your body. Now look at your feet. Look how far away they are. Look how tiny they are. Your forearm is, like, 5 times the size of your feet!

Liefeld draws from perspective and literally has the spatial reasoning of a baby.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Disappointing to see such harsh words for the Picasso of our times.

Asterion
Nov 7, 2012

Palpek posted:


Color Kid!




Damned if I don't see this as Dean Venture.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
There's a reason the thread in BSS where you post bad comic art is subtitled "Quit Posting Liefield!"

Also, did I just see someone trying to insinuate that Ambush Bug is silly? :argh:

Because he is! WOOP! WOOP!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Asterion posted:

Damned if I don't see this as Dean Venture.

Klaus Nomi

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Palpek posted:

Some of the best superheroes:

Skateman!



Color Kid!



Squirrel Girl!



Bonus pic from that Marvel mmo:



Bouncing Boy!



Ambush Bug and Son of Ambush Bug!



Whizzer!



Last but no least Arm-Fall-Off Boy!



Heroes?

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Liefeld

...

Feet

What's this now?

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl
PLORP!

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Palpek posted:

Skateman!




Oh my god, his mask has its own little cape! That's adorable! :3:

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Palpek posted:

Color Kid!



I think it's time to stop calling yourself Colour Kid when you hit 65.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Wendell posted:

I think it's time to stop calling yourself Colour Kid when you hit 65.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Palpek posted:

Some of the best superheroes:

Skateman!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuMpYTyRjw

Palpek posted:

Color Kid!



What does he have in his pants?

bawk
Mar 31, 2013


A roll of quarters :wink:

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008


chex mix.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Bored posted:

What does he have in his pants?

That's where he keeps his crayons.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Someone call? :D

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Why you sleepin on Squirrel Girl son?

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Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


What is this from because I really want to read it.

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