horriblePencilist posted:

this is not the pokemon i remember

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Paulie was born in Curealean city but was raised in Florala, Alambama, his father was in the military during WW2 and he took a liking to being in the military, he started by training with his dad and a army buddy in the 50s and when he reach his dragonite stage in 1956 he began the hard training until he registered for the US army in late 1957, he met a girl, a sceptile named Marisa in December 1964 but was drafted in 1965 because of the Vietnam War, he was deployed the following year and returned in 1972, and was discharged later that year, during the 70s he became a wild pokemon with the girls and partied rowdy at times, he did get into trouble with the law when he let his friend, a tyranitar named Ty "redder" jones, drive his 1971 dodge charger drunk and ended up rear ending a bus in Saffron City where he lived at the time due to the base located there, he spent a weekend in jail for that and him and Ty have had a strained relationship after that because he told him " don't you get smashed before taking my car" but he did anyway, and they've hated each other since then! the late 70s were easier for him when he moved to his hometown of Florala and stayed there until 1983 when he decided to live in a big city again, he went to Hearthome City, as he found out his old flame Marisa had been living there and wanted a reunion, he lived there until he re enlisted into the Army when the Gulf War broke out in 1990, he was 43 then but still in perfect health, as he works out, eats healthy, but smokes a cigar at times, he remained in the Army this time as he was requested to command the Pokemon Warriors, a special ops group composed of high level highly trained pokemon, that is the rival of the US Navy SEALS, and he said yes , being a nice guy that he is.

In 2001 the US Government foiled al qaeda's plan to crash hijacked planes into buildings, the US kept a close watch on al qaeda and eventually osama bin laden was killed by a drone strike in 2002 after gaining enough intelligence on his wereabouts. Paulie was deployed to Libya with 2,100 troops to aid in the civil war there, and then to syria the same year where he is currently assigned, he got to return home on a year's leave and has come back home to Florala.

Friends Are Evil posted:

karl fungus posted:

Wait, what? Is this person making up elaborate stories about Pokemon, or is this person taking the life stories of others and replacing them with Pokemon?

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the floatzel with her arm around me is always trying to spend time with me! her name is Heather Conner and she is among my best friends even though she has alot of quirks like sometimes she'll talk in a high and sometimes squeaky voice when she gets excited, she'll sometimes go out in a tinkerbell costume! (she likes disney movies) another quirk is she also always has to have her video games in alphebetical order ( don't know why since her room is a mess!), she is very hyper sometimes and likes to play with her toy trucks in the dirt patch in front her house, when she daydreams it looks like she is staring into space! she also does this thing where she " touches " certain things before handling them like she'll touch a doorknob before opening the door or touching a drawer before opening it, this does'nt bother me but other pokemon think it's odd, but i tell them to be nice to her as she is really nice to them.

another one of her quirks is she likes eating stuff that really should'nt be together, like baloney with hershey's chocolate syrup ( yuck! ) she has also eaten vanilla pudding mixed with ketchup! she also puts ketchup in mac and cheese, and on hot dogs too! she created a sandwich by putting baked beans and bacon in it which turned out to be very sloppy! another thing she does is when she has a runny nose she will wipe her nose with the palm of her hand, i got her to stop when i told her that if she kept doing that HER NOSE WOULD FALL OFF! she is obsessed with hanna montana and loves the TV show, shes very girly and has dozens of plushies all over her room and likes to sleep with them, especially her patamon plush and that's another thing shes obsessed with, Digimon!

another thing that is noticable about her is she is very intelligent and is very talented at drawing, she can draw things like buildings, cars, and even other pokemon and people down to the last detail! she also sculpts in clay as well. she likes to cosplay too, and sh makes her own costumes like the tinker bell dress with the fairy wings that she'll sometimes go out in. she also has a tendency to talk in a loud voice without her noticing that shes talking loud, which ash's buizel and snivy have pointed out.

she is a homeowner though and lives in North Hollywood ,CA her house is painted pink ( by the previous owner ) and she has two cars and a 1970 plymouth superbird when she got the superbird she drove it home singing " wheels on the bus go round and round" but replacing the bus with the car, heather is 20 years old and 5' 6" tall and weighs 387 lbs

the other thing that is noticable about her is her brute strength, she is strong as hell! when she hugs me she squeezes the air out of me and i have to tell her i need to breath!

Friends Are Evil posted:

Guys, I'm not sure this is entirely accurate.

crowfeathers posted:

she is a homeowner though and lives in North Hollywood ,CA her house is painted pink ( by the previous owner ) and she has two cars and a 1970 plymouth superbird when she got the superbird she drove it home singing " wheels on the bus go round and round" but replacing the bus with the car, heather is 20 years old and 5' 6" tall and weighs 387 lbs

scarycave posted:

Gotta' Catch 'em all - but seriously don't do it. All you get is a "Good job" from the Gamefreak guys.
Everyone was spreading rumors you would get to fight Oak and catch Pikablu if you did.

HellCopter posted:

Hey now, there's nothing weird about that Cave Story fanart.

That loving Sned posted:

Fun fact: Professor Oak was originally going to be an optional battle after you beat the Elite Four. His team included Tauros L.66, Exeggutor L.67, Arcanine L.68, Gyarados L.70, and the fully evolved version of whichever Pokemon neither you or your rival took at the beginning of the game at level 69.

You have to wonder how he got that Pokemon to level 69 without ever leaving his lab. It wasn't with love and friendship, I'm sure.

That loving Sned posted:

Fun fact: Professor Oak was originally going to be an optional battle after you beat the Elite Four. His team included Tauros L.66, Exeggutor L.67, Arcanine L.68, Gyarados L.70, and the fully evolved version of whichever Pokemon neither you or your rival took at the beginning of the game at level 69.

You have to wonder how he got that Pokemon to level 69 without ever leaving his lab. It wasn't with love and friendship, I'm sure.

DA posted:

Tried to draw Link as a wolf... how original. Well at least I tried to come up with more original design.

HellCopter posted:

Hey now, there's nothing weird about that Cave Story fanart.

NovaPolice posted:

Somewhere deep in the interconnected nests of old disney film fans and magical girls cartoon fans

an image is created and confuses possibly dozens of people

Friends Are Evil posted:

Guys, I'm not sure this is entirely accurate.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Guys this Dragonite stopped 9/11, I'm kinda upset this guy didn't choose that to draw.

NovaPolice posted:

Somewhere deep in the interconnected nests of old disney film fans and magical girls cartoon fans

an image is created and confuses possibly dozens of people

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I'M BACK, BICTH, MISSED ME!!!!!

(this is a NSFW blog ))

horriblePencilist posted:

As for content, I'll leave you with this.

I'd ask her something, but I'm too scared.

karl fungus posted:

What is the story behind this?

FillInTheBlank posted:

the music surprisingly isn't bad as you would expect.

fits posted:

Triskelli posted:

This one disturbs me in ways I can't properly articulate.

cool kids inc. posted:

The prince has funny proportions thanks to his bloomers, but Maria owns bones.

Triskelli posted:

This one disturbs me in ways I can't properly articulate.

Angry Avocado posted:

Mycroft Holmes posted:

Oh god, I just remembered that Wario has terrible hygiene.