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General Panic posted:What about my argument that progressive metal bassists are really terrible? Check and mate, brony guy. Hey, HEY. You better show him proper respect and use his full rank, Progressive Metal Six String Bass Guitarist, like he is entitled too. Speaking of, who the hell do you people think you are posting a Progressive Metal Six String Bass Guitarist in this thread anyway? Has the world gone mad?
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nael posted:I decided to GIS "Brony Metal" because it was the most awkward thing I could imagine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA6HwapJOiM
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May 30, 2013 21:27
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This picture makes me so angry and I don't even quite know how to articulate why. Why would any argument ever drift towards a bass player's preferred genre and my little loving pony. I don't get it.
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May 30, 2013 21:31
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To be fair, 25 percent of all bassists are bronies.
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May 30, 2013 21:32
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Hey now, I play bass sometimes and I'm not 25 percent of a brony.
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May 30, 2013 21:42
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 One at a time ladies, one at a time.
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May 30, 2013 22:37
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May 30, 2013 22:51
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The mark of bad costumes in general is that gaudy satin. Ez posted:
Dude on the right, what's with his eyebrows? They're perfect ( shapes, I've never seen that before besides ones that are penciled on.
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May 30, 2013 22:58
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My dad plays bass and he doesn't know what MLPs are.  Content: This whole blog which is about a dude's road away from involuntary celibacy via dieting. Now, Ultimate Transformations are good but this? This is both ugly and awkward: Some dude called NewHope posted:Why don’t women want the truth to be widely known? In short, it threatens their collective strategy – the biological drive to be impregnated by a hot “alpha male”, then leave a “beta male” to foot the bill. Plus, it threatens the current dating market which is heavily skewed in their favor, allowing them to gently caress guys that would normally be way out of their league. Exposing the truth about what they really want in a man could lead to 2 possible scenarios. Blog Owner posted:However, today women in our society are completely different, thinking that the crack between their legs make them invincible and bitchy. They are now trained by society to be materialistic, superficial, shallow, and self absorbed. They are always cunning and calculating, which is why the handsome bad-boy types are the most successful in the sexual market, since these good looking badboys can out play women in their own game. meanwhile brainy scientist or engineer are targets to be trapped by women into a sexless marriage or result in some type of alimony I dunno, maybe he should try peacocking?  Hopefully he won't be dumb enough to 'roid it up like this:  And then he finds the girl of his dreams:  I GIS'd purity balls but the pictures were way too awkward and now I feel unclean. So instead, I'll leave you with  Amusingly, the captcha for that pic was "forever alone".
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May 30, 2013 23:12
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Xandu posted:
The latest menace facing the South: America's obesity epidemic!
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May 30, 2013 23:58
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Arctic Bunny posted:Hopefully he won't be dumb enough to 'roid it up like this: This is Synthol, which its users are pretty awkward in of itself.  Pictured is Greg Valentino. I'm not going to link it but you can google him if you want to see someones arms literally ripped apart because of injecting oil into their body.  
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May 31, 2013 00:29
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Holy poo poo why do people do this to themselves? e. now that I look at it it looks shopped. I really hope that's the case.
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May 31, 2013 00:42
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platedlizard posted:Holy poo poo why do people do this to themselves? Of course its loving photoshopped.
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May 31, 2013 01:03
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More than likely it's insecurity brought on by Body Dysmorphic Disorder. It's likely the same reason we see some women who abuse plastic surgery and look like plastic monstrosities. It's sad because most of these people looked pretty normal and they're actively making themselves look like poo poo.
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univbee posted:Most Japanese people have never met a Jewish person and I think a lot of people would see making fun of them in the same sort of light as we would making fun of Mongolians or something like that. Suzuki Method posted:The mark of bad costumes in general is that gaudy satin.
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Glasgow Kiss posted:More than likely it's insecurity brought on by Body Dysmorphic Disorder. It's likely the same reason we see some women who abuse plastic surgery and look like plastic monstrosities. It's sad because most of these people looked pretty normal and they're actively making themselves look like poo poo.  He's still massive but it's shopped.
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Xandu posted:
Why is she being groped while peeking behind the cockhat of the other dude. I swear I found all the civil war porn produced.
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May 31, 2013 03:26
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 Someone that popped on my Facebook has this in their photos. They make custom dice bags for table top games.
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ZHamburglar posted:
Why do these fuckers never practice loving trigger discipline? I don't own any guns and even I know that is a gross way of handling firearms.
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QuestWhat posted:Why do these fuckers never practice loving trigger discipline? I don't own any guns and even I know that is a gross way of handling firearms. Nobody ever looked tough holding a gun without their finger on the trigger.
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QuestWhat posted:Why do these fuckers never practice loving trigger discipline? I don't own any guns and even I know that is a gross way of handling firearms. This is actually a wrong opinion. I mean you look doofy enough posing with a gun but nothing is doofier than the little forward pointing trigger finger off the trigger.
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Blue Steel posted:
Does...does he have a boner? 
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May 31, 2013 05:59
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So WWE is selling cardboard cut-outs.
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Arctic Bunny posted:I GIS'd purity balls but the pictures were way too awkward and now I feel unclean. drat, you weren't kidding.   
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May 31, 2013 06:49
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Xandu posted:
I spent all of middle and high school doing Civil War reenactments, and as much fun as I had, there was plenty of awkward you project by being in the troupes. When you're in them, you don't understand why people often give you a nervous chuckle (I'm sure being black in an Appalachian, historically accurate troupe was a part of that), but when you're an outsider looking in, man is it easy to see.
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May 31, 2013 06:52
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Oh no look out creepy pedophile looking Alton Brown!
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May 31, 2013 07:09
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There's a few more here but that was definitely the most awkward. 
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May 31, 2013 07:10
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So wait, women go to reenactments just to hang around and be ignored/creepily hit on by grandpas?
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May 31, 2013 07:27
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Ok wait what the loving gently caress is going on here? Is his arm/wrist/hand really tiny or something? This doesn't make any sense to me. 
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Gabe Newell hoverhanding http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/165/187/allmb.jpg
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Ok wait what the loving gently caress is going on here? Is his arm/wrist/hand really tiny or something? This doesn't make any sense to me. Pretty sure judging by the redness of his wrist and the woman's lack of bulging cheeks that this gentleman was born without a hand or lost it somehow. If that's the case then this turns into a funny pic, because drat that guy has a great attitude about it all.
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njsykora posted:Nobody ever looked tough holding a gun without their finger on the trigger. Works fine for Brazillian gang members: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGy3MiBWDGg&t=35m30s
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Arctic Bunny posted:Content: Oh man this is a gold mine of awkward. crazy dude posted:Studies has shown that the amongst typical high school graduates, girls almost have twice as much sexual experience than the boys. But wait, you ask, if the girl is having sex then there must be a guy having sex with them at the same time, correct? Of course, but all the girls are having sex with the same guy. The Highschool football quarterback knocking up the whole cheerleading squad is not that far from the truth. Where does it leave the rest of the 90% of men that doesn’t make it on the attractiveness scale? Well, the smart ones go into fitness and bodybuilding, the dumb ones go into PUA  that really got out of hand fast. It went from "excise if you want to meet women" to "government should murder people having too much sex" in the span of a few sentences.
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Holy poo poo that's pretty . I especially like the discrepancy between 5. & 6.
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Fucknag posted:Hey now, I play bass sometimes and I'm not 25 percent of a brony. I dunno, as a bassist you weight, what, 250 pounds? That's about 25% of a brony right there.
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nael posted:I decided to GIS "Brony Metal" because it was the most awkward thing I could imagine. He looks like an unclean Simon Pegg. contribution: 
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forkbucket posted:Holy poo poo that's pretty I like how even his legal body fat percentages have a creepy double standard. 18% for a woman is probably what you would see with a training athlete, while 15% for a man is more like a regular dude who just stays in shape at the gym a few times a week. And then there's the fact that it can be really tricky to get an accurate measurement of body fat percentage (some methods have a pretty significant margin of error) and he's advocating a legal penalty for it.
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Kimmalah posted:I like how even his legal body fat percentages have a creepy double standard. 18% for a woman is probably what you would see with a training athlete, while 15% for a man is more like a regular dude who just stays in shape at the gym a few times a week. He's trying to be crafty, that's why he hasn't just called it the "NO FAT CHICKS ACT"
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forkbucket posted:Holy poo poo that's pretty A lot of people cross train boxing and MMA. hurr
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