Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Athenry posted:

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

Help me, Eva Braun!

# ? May 31, 2013 22:30

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# ? May 15, 2024 22:50

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Serella posted:

Help me, Eva Braun!

# ? Jun 1, 2013 01:54

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Serella posted:

Help me, Eva Braun!

Satan! YOU OWE ME!

# ? Jun 1, 2013 05:05

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Root Bear posted:

Satan! YOU OWE ME!

Well, I do owe you for giving me this unholy ACTING TALENT!

# ? Jun 2, 2013 04:19

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Meymfh6GXsw

# ? Jun 2, 2013 04:27

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Cojawfee posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Meymfh6GXsw

That's the least scientific thing I've ever seen!

# ? Jun 2, 2013 21:25

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

John Dough posted:

That's the least scientific thing I've ever seen!

I have a degree in homoeopathy!!

# ? Jun 2, 2013 23:30

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I have a degree in homoeopathy!!

You've got a degree in baloney!

# ? Jun 2, 2013 23:34

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

John Dough posted:

That's the least scientific thing I've ever seen!

Brace yourself, John Dough. For after you hear what I'm about to tell you, you may well suffer a bout of EXPLOSIVE AMNESIA!

# ? Jun 2, 2013 23:44

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Well, mine's louder!

# ? Jun 2, 2013 23:47

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Serella posted:

Brace yourself, John Dough. For after you hear what I'm about to tell you, you may well suffer a bout of EXPLOSIVE AMNESIA!

Look...I barely exploded at all!

# ? Jun 3, 2013 00:07

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Sagebrush posted:

Well, mine's louder!

LOUDER AND SADDER!

# ? Jun 3, 2013 00:24

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Serella posted:

Brace yourself, John Dough. For after you hear what I'm about to tell you, you may well suffer a bout of EXPLOSIVE AMNESIA!

JOHN loving ZOIDBERG!

# ? Jun 3, 2013 01:05

ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

LOUDER AND SADDER!

I just wonder if it's too big, you know?

# ? Jun 3, 2013 01:51

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Coleman posted:

JOHN loving ZOIDBERG!

That's MY joke! I'LL KILL YOU! :black101:

# ? Jun 3, 2013 19:47

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Serella posted:

That's MY joke! I'LL KILL YOU!

My arm! You bastard! I'LL KILL YOU! YOU BASTARD!

# ? Jun 3, 2013 20:59

cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

ultramiraculous posted:

I just wonder if it's too big, you know?

REMEMBER ME.REMEMBER ME.

Hey, who was that guy who would post in the quote thread.... Bonder?

# ? Jun 3, 2013 21:01

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

cbubbles posted:

REMEMBER ME.REMEMBER ME.

Hey, who was that guy who would post in the quote thread.... Bonder?

Bonder?! Is it really you?

# ? Jun 3, 2013 21:04

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ergo posted:

TravBot, it's me! Alter Ergo!

Wait a minute. Alter Ego's name isn't Alter Ergo. It's Alter Ego!

# ? Jun 3, 2013 21:05

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

My arm! You bastard! I'LL KILL YOU! YOU BASTARD!

JAM A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP!

# ? Jun 3, 2013 21:31

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Coleman posted:

JAM A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP!

We're OWL exterrrminaaaators

# ? Jun 3, 2013 22:06

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Sagebrush posted:

We're OWL exterrrminaaaators

Then I guess you wouldn't mind exterminating THIS OWL?

# ? Jun 3, 2013 23:36

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Sagebrush posted:

We're OWL exterrrminaaaators

I don't even know why I bother slapping you sometimes.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 23:49

cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

Serella posted:

I don't even know why I bother slapping you sometimes.

uhhm, mother, which button retaliates?

# ? Jun 3, 2013 23:51

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Serella posted:

I don't even know why I bother slapping you sometimes.

Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.

That reminds me...The Professor is Igner's father, so who is Larry and Walt's father(s)? I'm guessing at least one of them's father is Wormstrom.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 02:11

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Coleman posted:

JAM A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP!

BITE MY GLORIOUS GOLDEN rear end!

# ? Jun 4, 2013 02:22

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Root Bear posted:

BITE MY GLORIOUS GOLDEN rear end!

Bite my splintery wooden rear end!

# ? Jun 4, 2013 03:19

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

TravBot posted:

Bite my splintery wooden rear end!

Bite my shiny metal- oh no!

# ? Jun 4, 2013 03:20

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Cojawfee posted:

Bite my shiny metal- oh no!

5: Bite
4: My
3: Shiny
2: Daffodil...

# ? Jun 4, 2013 03:24

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

5: Bite
4: My
3: Shiny
2: Daffodil...

TravBot, if you say the A-word you'll blow this forum straight to the H-word!

# ? Jun 4, 2013 03:33

WhoIsBarryBostwick: Sep 17, 2008; You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.

That reminds me...The Professor is Igner's father, so who is Larry and Walt's father(s)? I'm guessing at least one of them's father is Wormstrom.

Wernstrom! :argh:

# ? Jun 4, 2013 03:36

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

TravBot, if you say the A-word you'll blow this forum straight to the H-word!

Up yours, chump. I said it eight times before lunch!

# ? Jun 4, 2013 03:53

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Edit: Wrong thread!

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jun 4, 2013

# ? Jun 4, 2013 04:33

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

With thanks to forums user Barometer.

From the funny pictures thread - Cointe Observatory.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 04:39

woodch: Jun 13, 2000; This'll kill ya!

Gorilla Salad posted:

With thanks to forums user Barometer.

From the funny pictures thread - Cointe Observatory.

I'll be in the Angry Dome(tm)!

# ? Jun 4, 2013 05:27

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Up yours, chump. I said it eight times before lunch!

Whoa, you want me to do EIGHT things?!

# ? Jun 4, 2013 05:29

Kannen: Apr 24, 2007; make this page more CAW CAW!!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.

That reminds me...The Professor is Igner's father, so who is Larry and Walt's father(s)? I'm guessing at least one of them's father is Wormstrom.

A MAN quoting the line of a WOMAN?! Oh Sirrah, how deliciously absurd!

Now, let us cavort like the forum posters of old! You know the ones I mean!

# ? Jun 4, 2013 06:39

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost