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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I can talk about the show from the show perspective.


More like

"OH MAN these cash in novelizations of the series "The Phantom Menace" are soooooooooo good! I totally need to talk to every single random person ever on the internet about this awesome book series. What? Oh my god dude gently caress off with your movies poo poo and shut up about George Lucas, I'm trying to enjoy this and you're being loving rude telling me Anakin is still alive in the second one."

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Hunky Joe
Dec 21, 2005

I'll fight crime when I feel like it...
Uh...no. Syrio was Jhaqen all along. He was sent to teach Altairya how to fight and become an assassin from the start.

The sounds of death were him killing Trant and then rezzing him out of mercy.

I don't care what George said. Who do you believe? A pedo or a guy who writes fan fiction about that pedo's works?

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

I Own Soulz posted:

I still don't believe they organically started discussing Jon's parentage. That's a lead on from a book reader trying to sneak in stuff. It annoys me that ~*~book reader's~*~ hide in those discussions and people don't know (or don't hate on them) because they don't have Wild Cards! Also, Rarity pretending he doesn't know what's coming in the show.

I really cannot fathom how that thread is to be a special snowflake where the source material is forbidden to be spoken of, even when speaking about what happened or what was not shown but was in the books a couple seasons prior. There would probably be less people spoiling things there is we could actually have a what happened in the book versus what happened in the show dialogue.

Junkenstein
Oct 22, 2003

Fog Tripper posted:

There would probably be less people spoiling things there if we could actually have a what happened in the book versus what happened in the show dialogue.

They're allowed to do that between seasons, I think. I believe Rarity makes a post describing all the adaptation changes and choices, although some stuff (like The Tower of Joy scene) is off-limits for whatever reason.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

Junkenstein posted:

They're allowed to do that between seasons, I think. I believe Rarity makes a post describing all the adaptation changes and choices, although some stuff (like The Tower of Joy scene) is off-limits for whatever reason.

I'm sure there is a reason.


I'm sure it's also as loving retarded as GRRM is fat and greasy.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Junkenstein posted:

They're allowed to do that between seasons, I think. I believe Rarity makes a post describing all the adaptation changes and choices, although some stuff (like The Tower of Joy scene) is off-limits for whatever reason.

Again, why is that off limits? Even with the perspective of having read the entirety of what was written, how does the Tower of Joy spoil anything? Because folks may wonder about Jon more? How is that a bad thing?

I mean, is it something the gurm wishes he hadn't written in?

You know what would be better to read than Rarity's list of differences? THE SOURCE MATERIAL.

That DICK! posted:

I think the problem is at the very end of season 1, Robb is built up as THE hero. Then he doesn't do anything for a season and a half.

Wait till they get a load of Danlessi in upcoming seasons.

*poo*



edit: Again I ask: how did the worst show handle Robb telling folks that Jon is off the hook and can be king if anything happens to him?

Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Jun 4, 2013

stawk Archer
Jun 19, 2004

by angerbot

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I love how show-only people seem to have no idea what Dany's name is :allears:

How many people have told me 'Khaleesi is probably my favorite character'


I also like how a comment about Tier lists being pointless is soon followed with multiple tier-lists. Also, who the heck is Darkstar and why is he so apparently bad?



V LOL Dorne is a pretty worthless ally.

stawk Archer fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jun 4, 2013

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
He is of the night.

Darkies or something.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Fog Tripper posted:

edit: Again I ask: how did the worst show handle Robb telling folks that Jon is off the hook and can be king if anything happens to him?

It didn't. Show Rob had an heir on the way before NotJeyne got stabbed in the baby so he wouldn't have had any reason to legitimize Jon. Presumably that will now be something Stannis does in show ADWD when he's trying to get Jon to leave the watch.

factorialite
Mar 3, 2008

by Lowtax

stawk Archer posted:

How many people have told me 'Khaleesi is probably my favorite character'


I also like how a comment about Tier lists being pointless is soon followed with multiple tier-lists. Also, who the heck is Darkstar and why is he so apparently bad?

Darkstar "tries to kill" Myrcella at some point, fails to do this

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

factorialite posted:

Darkstar "tries to kill" Myrcella at some point, fails to do this

Best swordfighter in the land, fails to kill a pre-teen child.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Kalesi has been poo poo since Carl Dragon died. Carl Dragon was the best character.

In all serious, Drogo was cool, it's a shame he bit the dust so early.

p.crestmont
Feb 17, 2012

factorialite posted:

Darkstar "tries to kill" Myrcella at some point, fails to do this

He's also an anime character that has no place in my political intrigue/fantasy porn novels (see also; Daaario, anyone with Zs or Xs in their name)

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Aurain posted:

Kalesi has been poo poo since Carl Dragon died. Carl Dragon was the best character.

In all serious, Drogo was cool, it's a shame he bit the dust so early.
Same with Viserys. And then they cut Belwas from the show, leaving her with Barry and Jorah (who Iain Glen improves drastically).

p.crestmont posted:

He's also an anime character that has no place in my political intrigue/fantasy porn novels (see also; Daaario, anyone with Zs or Xs in their name)
Mo anime, mo Reznak.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

FrozenVent posted:

Best swordfighter in the land, fails to kill a pre-teen child.

Those preteens are slippery bastards, even BEFORE you grease them up. GRRM was just channeling his own experiences for that passage.

Hunky Joe
Dec 21, 2005

I'll fight crime when I feel like it...

FrozenVent posted:

Best swordfighter in the land, fails to kill a pre-teen child.

Well he is "of the night" so maybe he's so dark he blinds himself in his aura.

Or he just sucks.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
U stupid bookreeders! Y dont u use ur brans!!!!!!!1

I hope u all dye unlike my heero Ned Renly Robb Stannis???

For content:

This whole discussion is useless as nipples on a breastplate

Darkstar > Dayne > Prime Selmy > Prime Jaime > everyone else

Oberst fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jun 4, 2013

reitetsu
Sep 27, 2009

Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

Urdnot Fire posted:

Same with Viserys. And then they cut Belwas from the show, leaving her with Barry and Jorah (who Iain Glen improves drastically).

I could have done with more Viserys (and Drogo!) in the show for sure - both actors were wonderful. But in the books I could not have been happier when Viserys was crowned, and wished it'd happened sooner.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Urdnot Fire posted:

Same with Viserys. And then they cut Belwas from the show, leaving her with Barry and Jorah (who Iain Glen improves drastically).

I was just reading a Tyrion chapter in ADWD and every line Jorah spoke was read in Iain Glen's voice in my head and it was glorious.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Aurain posted:

I was just reading a Tyrion chapter in ADWD and every line Jorah spoke was read in Iain Glen's voice in my head and it was glorious.


Can't wait until he gets beat up all to poo poo and gets a demon brand on his face

Hunky Joe
Dec 21, 2005

I'll fight crime when I feel like it...
I tried to block out Dotrice's horrible Jorah voice and replace it with Glenn's to no avail.

He made Jorah sound like a 16th century ham.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I've never been one to consider audio books, but hearing that the person reading it does voices for the characters escalates my desire to never listen to them to untold levels.
I'm sure anything with Patchface is utterly cringeworthy.

Stay Safe
Sep 1, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
What makes you guys think Darkstar will make an appearance in the TV series when Strong Belwas hasn't?

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Hope. :smithicide:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
This book is basically Dune, only Paul dies too, and the natives and the powerful people are all retarded.

CherryCat
Feb 21, 2011

That's a strawberry.

College Slice
I think I may have misread something somewhere, I could have sworn that ~Daario~ died in ADWD. I was convinced he was fired from a catapult or something. Then again I did power through the books so I'm probably misremembering.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Barristan says he thinks it'd be better for Dany if Daario died as a captive of Yunkai, but asks the Tattered Lord of the Windblown to save him and as of ADWD, he's alive and will almost definitely get out eventually.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Intel&Sebastian posted:

This book is basically Dune, only Paul dies too, and the natives and the powerful people are all retarded.

New thread title found.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
gently caress I can't wait for Stannis to show up at the wall that shits gonna be rad. Also can't wait to see how they solve the problem of fighting wildlings while on top of the 1000 foot wall.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

Intel&Sebastian posted:

gently caress I can't wait for Stannis to show up at the wall that shits gonna be rad. Also can't wait to see how they solve the problem of fighting wildlings while on top of the 1000 foot wall.

I can't wait for Jon to execute Slynt, with Stannis giving only a curt nod in response before he heads back inside. Best scene.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Can't even drop boiling oil on them, it'd just cool off and reform into solid lard halfway down :(

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Intel&Sebastian posted:

This book is basically Dune, only Paul dies too, and the natives and the powerful people are all retarded.

So Children of Dune?

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Holy Calamity! posted:

I can't wait for Jon to execute Slynt, with Stannis giving only a curt nod in response before he heads back inside. Best scene.
That's about the only Jon part of any of the books I really like. The rest of his best moments are mostly OK to me, but that one is the best.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Can't even drop boiling oil on them, it'd just cool off and reform into solid lard halfway down :(
They're going to seal the gate and then make the Wildlings starve until they eat the lard and die of heart failure. Just like Gurmy.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

The Unnamed One posted:

So Children of Dune?


I was warned not to venture beyond Dune itself. I saw the amount of books and heard about a lot of resurrecting going on and just assumed that's the right way to go.

nuncle jimbo
Apr 3, 2009

:pcgaming:

Aurain posted:

I've never been one to consider audio books, but hearing that the person reading it does voices for the characters escalates my desire to never listen to them to untold levels.

I urge you to reconsider

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

The first four books aren't bad. Everything else is varying flavours of awful, mixed with either insanity or ineptitude.

rypakal
Oct 31, 2012

He also cooks the food of his people

Who is that voice?

e: dammit, should have listened longer.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
It's all worth reading just to get to God-Emperor of Dune and all its philosophical musings, but don't read after that

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



This is just the worst thing ever and I want to die. And I'm going to send it to everyone I know who has read that chapter.

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Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Junkenstein posted:

They're allowed to do that between seasons, I think. I believe Rarity makes a post describing all the adaptation changes and choices, although some stuff (like The Tower of Joy scene) is off-limits for whatever reason.

They might work Tower of Joy in later on, to be fair.

I really don't understand why people don't read the books, though. I love reading, especially when in bed or on the toilet. Fantasy is easy to read - what's the problem there?

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