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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Missa posted:

There are apparently tutorials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK4JJbrLUUI

I really wonder where parents are in all this..

Hopefully loving dead, the fortunate souls.

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HoneyBoy
Oct 12, 2012

get murked son
The thing I don't get about the whole furry thing is how people can base their entire life and decisions, interactions and ambitions around a fetish of all things. You also see it with nerd fandom and how people dedicate themselves to some form of media like TV shows, movies or anime, card games and video games, but to say "gently caress it, everything I do henceforth revolves around this weird sexual kink I have regarding furry creatures."

It just baffles me that people can actually function (this is questionable) this way.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Just wanted to add to the (bass) guitar and prom pics.



Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Stottie Kyek posted:

It's the ones with shelves and shelves of anime figurines that puzzle me. At least furries get to have fun pretending to be an animal or whatever gets them off. What do you even do with a hideous, expensive lump of plastic that just sits on a shelf and doesn't even make your room look nicer? Why would they buy so many?
Is this really a question you want answered? I don't think this is a question you want answered.

In other news, this is a thing that happened:

This person no longer works at Taco Bell.

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

Kung Food posted:

Is this really a question you want answered? I don't think this is a question you want answered.

In other news, this is a thing that happened:

This person no longer works at Taco Bell.

The Consumerist has a story on it for those interested.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Stottie Kyek posted:

It's the ones with shelves and shelves of anime figurines that puzzle me. At least furries get to have fun pretending to be an animal or whatever gets them off. What do you even do with a hideous, expensive lump of plastic that just sits on a shelf and doesn't even make your room look nicer? Why would they buy so many?

I deal with these people daily through my work. These are people who often have trouble socializing with real people. They form attachments to anime characters that they validate by buying their merchandise. In their circles of online "friends" the one with the most is envied. Most of the extreme ones with rooms full of stuff and posters everywhere will usually have everything from one show or about one character.

TLDR its all about e-peen

Not all of them are terrible at decorating, some of them are working professionals with kids. They just keep a separate "hobby room" like a sane person


typical bad


Good


You dont even want to know how much those dolls are worth. Add two zeros and you are probably close

Fauxtool has a new favorite as of 01:07 on Jun 5, 2013

DrinkMoreBeer
Jan 23, 2006

by toby

This looks like a shop. If I walked into this room I'd have the urge to either run away or start opening the boxes.

quote:



I actually have these exact same display cabinets. I think I got them from Ikea. The difference is I display artifacts, not toy dolls.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Fauxtool posted:

Not all of them are terrible at decorating, some of them are working professionals with kids. They just keep a separate "hobby room" like a sane person



You dont even want to know how much those dolls are worth. Add two zeros and you are probably close

This still doesn't seem all that sane to me. Especially if they are apparently also worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. But...whatever people are into I guess?

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DrinkMoreBeer posted:

I actually have these exact same display cabinets. I think I got them from Ikea. The difference is I display artifacts, not toy dolls.

They are Detolfs and most every hobbyist uses them. Today's creepy dolls are next century's creepy artifacts.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

This still doesn't seem all that sane to me. Especially if they are apparently also worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. But...whatever people are into I guess?

Like a sane person, not as a sane person. That bottom pic is probably about 80k worth of stuff. Most people guess they are worth a few hundred each. The nice thing about the hobbies with the most crazies is the very active used market. You can usually liquidate your collection for retail pricing or more very easily. If I had those dolls I would have no problem selling them on yahooauctions.jp in a matter of minutes for at least 80k

They are called Dolfies and they are a whole other brand of crazy. It takes the whole waifu crap to another level since you dont have to leave your pillow at home :smith: People pay thousands for a custom head and thousands more for custom clothes.

Fauxtool has a new favorite as of 01:25 on Jun 5, 2013

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Ball-jointed dolls/dollfies loving terrify me, every time I go to a con there are those weird girls walking around with them and it's something I can't mentally comprehend. Most anime figures it's easy to collect without going financially overboard, in the right places they're no more expensive than a videogame or a couple of blu-rays every payday. It's when you start spending $200-300 on anime girls in swimsuits that things really start going downhill.


Maybe it's just me not being one to typically resell stuff but I've never gotten the obsession with keeping poo poo in boxes like this. It's like some kind of nerd one-upsmanship especially when people are super condescending to people who take stuff out of the box. There was a great moment on a James May show about old toys where he went to a model train auction and took the thing out of the box to play with it and some of the looks he got were hilarious. You can watch the bit here.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
You guys like VIDEO GAMES and MUSICALS and DISNEY and FINAL FANTASY?

Well, do I have the lovely independent theatre production for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYJ0XqutMSE

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

N. Senada posted:

You guys like VIDEO GAMES and MUSICALS and DISNEY and FINAL FANTASY?

Well, do I have the lovely independent theatre production for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYJ0XqutMSE

Good heavens why can't people just like things without it taking over their lives.

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎
Because it fills the void left by their personality, which fled screaming years ago.

Rino
Apr 2, 2009

N. Senada posted:

You guys like VIDEO GAMES and MUSICALS and DISNEY and FINAL FANTASY?

Well, do I have the lovely independent theatre production for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYJ0XqutMSE
Sometimes I wonder how people get through life not realizing that everything they do is painfully unfunny and awkward.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


N. Senada posted:

You guys like VIDEO GAMES and MUSICALS and DISNEY and FINAL FANTASY?

Well, do I have the lovely independent theatre production for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYJ0XqutMSE

I muted the video as a precaution and still only made it 3 seconds.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

DrinkMoreBeer posted:

I actually have these exact same display cabinets. I think I got them from Ikea. The difference is I display artifacts, not toy dolls.

Fauxtool posted:

They are Detolfs and most every hobbyist uses them. Today's creepy dolls are next century's creepy artifacts.

Thank you for this. I've always wondered where one can easily (and cheaply) get a glass cabinet like that.

HoneyBoy
Oct 12, 2012

get murked son
"10 years in the making"

A lot of these people were probably like 12 when they thought to do this, I wonder just how many of them ducked out in those 10 years. I mean that's a long loving time to acquire some self-awareness, not to mention grow up, what we have left are the unlucky few who managed neither.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


HoneyBoy posted:

"10 years in the making"

A lot of these people were probably like 12 when they thought to do this, I wonder just how many of them ducked out in those 10 years. I mean that's a long loving time to acquire some self-awareness, not to mention grow up, what we have left are the unlucky few who managed neither.

I think when they say it's 10 years in the making they mean it's been 10 years since the first Kingdom Hearts came out because when you've taken the name, logo and probably some music as well you might as well try and piggyback on the series anniversary.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


"X years in the making" is always spun positive when in reality it is increasingly more grim.

CoolZidane
Jun 24, 2008

N. Senada posted:

You guys like VIDEO GAMES and MUSICALS and DISNEY and FINAL FANTASY?

Well, do I have the lovely independent theatre production for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYJ0XqutMSE

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that, like A Very Potter Musical, this musical will be 3 hours long with maybe 5 or 6 actual songs. The rest of the running time will be filled by "wacky and random" (i.e. awkward) skits and/or irrelevant pop culture references.

Also, the songs will all be the same generic pop/rock poo poo you hear in every parody musical.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
I'm not an expert in musical theater, but they seem very inspired by Tobias Funke's Fantastic Four, complete with copyright infringement.

DrinkMoreBeer
Jan 23, 2006

by toby

N. Senada posted:

You guys like VIDEO GAMES and MUSICALS and DISNEY and FINAL FANTASY?

Well, do I have the lovely independent theatre production for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYJ0XqutMSE

I'm not convinced this is a serious thing. The entire video is so over the top awkward that there is no way it isn't some kind of mockumentary.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



How to flirt with women at the grocery store.

There's a whole series of these.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

DrinkMoreBeer posted:

I'm not convinced this is a serious thing. The entire video is so over the top awkward that there is no way it isn't some kind of mockumentary.

:colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7HpVH6YUGc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si96o4GBOEc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQV7IY83-EU

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!

Husband and wife.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Lazlo Nibble posted:


Husband and wife.

That poor baby looks mortified.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

N. Senada posted:

You guys like VIDEO GAMES and MUSICALS and DISNEY and FINAL FANTASY?

Well, do I have the lovely independent theatre production for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYJ0XqutMSE

Is Kingdom Hearts even a "thing" anymore?

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

BgRdMchne posted:

Just wanted to add to the (bass) guitar and prom pics.





Excuse me but this is not the awesome picture thread.

Content:

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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

N. Senada posted:

You guys like VIDEO GAMES and MUSICALS and DISNEY and FINAL FANTASY?

Well, do I have the lovely independent theatre production for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYJ0XqutMSE

I paused a sperm whale dissection video to look at this. After about half a minute I closed it and went back to watching parts of a dead whale being pulled off with a backhoe.

Unskilled Labour
Jul 23, 2009

Lazlo Nibble posted:


Husband and wife.

Maybe he's cosplaying as Marge Simpson for a joke or lost a bet?

Unskilled Labour has a new favorite as of 05:26 on Jun 5, 2013

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

Part of Everything posted:

Excuse me but this is not the awesome picture thread.

Content:



God drat the Cryptkeeper has gone downhill

Reference:




Content:

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Benne posted:

Is Kingdom Hearts even a "thing" anymore?

It will always be a "thing" for adult children.


Uhh at least she's working on getting her teeth fixed??

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

I paused a sperm whale dissection video to look at this. After about half a minute I closed it and went back to watching parts of a dead whale being pulled off with a backhoe.

I read that as a whale sperm dissection at first and was like, whoa, whale sperm must be huge!

Mogambo
Jan 6, 2011

:hurr:
This has been a public service announcement to put me on ignore.

N. Senada posted:

You guys like VIDEO GAMES and MUSICALS and DISNEY and FINAL FANTASY?

Well, do I have the lovely independent theatre production for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYJ0XqutMSE

Mort Guffman probably loved the poo poo out of this.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

N. Senada posted:

You guys like VIDEO GAMES and MUSICALS and DISNEY and FINAL FANTASY?

Well, do I have the lovely independent theatre production for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYJ0XqutMSE

I watched so many of these videos. The folks spend the musical (what of it they've shown) winking to the audience and saying "Yeah, we're in on the joke, too!" But there's no joke within it. They're trying to be campy. It's very much like they took a bucket of ironic quotation marks and threw it at the script, so there's tons of :airquote: around the entire thing. Are they being meta about the game? Meta about the musical? It's just adults saying "gently caress" a lot.



Its biggest sin is that it isn't good enough OR bad enough.

Mouse Dresser has a new favorite as of 06:50 on Jun 5, 2013

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart



Guh, what terrible advice. How in the hell do they come up with this stuff? I think that they just never have had actual interaction with a woman before ever, of any stripe, because no woman wants to be touched by some creepy dude she just met at a grocery store while she is trying to buy things as he insinuates such things will be used for sex. Where do they come up with these ideas? What planet are they from? This is the sort of thing that makes you run/walk directly to your car and make sure he's not following you.

AntimatterSpork
Apr 23, 2008

Modéré, je vous prie.

kith_groupie posted:

Guh, what terrible advice. How in the hell do they come up with this stuff? I think that they just never have had actual interaction with a woman before ever, of any stripe, because no woman wants to be touched by some creepy dude she just met at a grocery store while she is trying to buy things as he insinuates such things will be used for sex. Where do they come up with these ideas? What planet are they from? This is the sort of thing that makes you run/walk directly to your car and make sure he's not following you.

its because they're all huge misogynists so they'd never ask an actual woman (or believe a thing she said) so they all trust equally clueless guys, assuming that they must be the ~real authority~ on women.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


AntimatterSpork posted:

its because they're all huge misogynists so they'd never ask an actual woman (or believe a thing she said) so they all trust equally clueless guys, assuming that they must be the ~real authority~ on women.

What I don't get is why they don't wise up quickly though, and go "Hey this doesn't work" and stop being such huge creep monsters, but I suppose I am expecting too much out from a clutch of shut-ins raised by the internet.

Edit-I know I am expecting too much because of their equation of "woman who won't have sex with me=whore". loving hell, these people.

Toymachine
Jul 2, 2007

Warning - Posts created under the influence of Codeine and/or Skittles

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Should be sleeping
Dec 3, 2006
AM I WEARING MY LEATHERS AND A HELMET? NO? I BETTER BE.

Benne posted:

Oakland Raiders owner Mark Davis fired his PR agent today because of a Sports Illustrated article that said big mean things about his daddy.

This is what Mark Davis looks like.





That man is the owner of a professional football team. Let that sink in for a moment.

Last Saturday, I saw a guy driving a big rear end truck with giant Raider flags all over, and raider themed black and silver testicles hanging from the trailer hitch. There were at least 6 or seven giant flags; so much so that it was probably a hazard. He got out and was the stereotypical cholo from head to toe: bald head, dark shades, crisp white t-shirt, jorts, and white socks pulled up high.

While we both waited for our food, he tried to talk about how bad rear end the raiders were, keep in mind this is in San Diego where the chargers are the team, so he might have been looking for a bit of a debate. But I told him I've never been really into football, but if it's his thing, he should let his flag fly...literally. He told me "RAIDERS RULE" as he bro fisted me on his way out with his Carne Asada burrito.

I want that guy to see this picture so bad.

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