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Rambling Robot posted:I love that a fedora equals 5 or less. Lumping those of us with poor social skills in with bronies and fedoras is totally unfair. I demand the chart be changed to reflect the fact the difference between those of us who are unattractive and uninteresting and those who are obese, masturbate to shows for 7 year old girls, and have terrible taste in hats.
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John Big Booty posted:REO Sexoffender. Fleetwood Whack. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dork. Crosby, Stills, Nash and Yuck. The Sexless Pistols. Men Without Hope. And You Shall Know Us By The Smell of Our Breath. K.C. and the Lifetime Ban (from being closer than 50 yards to a school or park) The Yardnerds. Stink Floyd. Depeche Chode. Nine Inch Nothing. Andy from P&R: "NEXT BAND NAME- I call it!" Probably low-hanging fruit, but, here's some ren-faire stuff:    I feel for the girl in this pic.
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Leelee posted:Andy from P&R: The executioner is nearly rad. Get someone who can make and design a better costume, and he could pull it off. There always seems to be at least one chubby Ren-Faire Witch chick at each of these. Nine times out of ten, she's a "potion dealer" or something with her black lipstick poorly applied. I feel like it's the equivalent of the guy who shows up to Civil War Reenactments dressed completely different than anyone, with the excuse of "Well, actually, there was this one specific person in one specific unit..." Oh god, I can't tell if she's depressed that she has the only good outfit, or that the other two wore blocky sunglasses for the photo. It also looks like it's probably disgustingly hot outside. The middle guy looks like he could be one of Ezio Auditore's sidekick companion character things.
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I searched "Kuuenbu" the other day after reading a bit of this thread, since he was the awkward (and ugly) person who got me to pony up and join these forums back in the Helldump days. He's still sperging as hard as ever over video games and death metal. https://twitter.com/Kuuenbu He still badly wants to be a radio DJ, even though this link is 2 years old and it's his only YouTube video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTNt1hqvkXE He still comments on YouTube though, as recently as 18 hours ago. He's pretty active with YouTube comments (about video games): http://www.youtube.com/user/Kuuenbu I hate to pick on the guy (I love to pick on the guy) but he doesn't seem to evolved at all as a person in the 5 or so years since his epic call out thread (goldmined). He's cut his hair to look even scarier and still appears to live in the same basement with the same posters and pictures (none).   Why do I get the feeling I'll be seeing these photos on CNN sometime in the not too distant future?
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Frankston posted:Heisenberg "No Dad! I am the one who knocks!!"  Either they're super tiny or they decided that a patio umbrella was a better choice.  The funniest part is that a family member took an hour to cut and smooth the edges. She hardly did any of the work!
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Jun 26, 2013 21:28
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Something tells me this guy could be really fun to hang around with. He has comical proportions, but he's way better groomed than your normal ugly-fare and (presumably) knows how to work an analog synthesizer. Or it's a fat nerd being photographed by his mother on a trip to the moog museum. We may never know.
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HalfPricePimpSuit posted:
I feel like there must be a semi-amusing story behind the patio umbrella couple. As for the instructional "live a meme" guide, why do so many of the people who make these things use a font color that renders their text illegible? Do otaku have super color vision and only true weeaboos are able to read the text comfortably, conveniently weeding out posers? Orange Harrison posted:Something tells me this guy could be really fun to hang around with. He has comical proportions, but he's way better groomed than your normal ugly-fare and (presumably) knows how to work an analog synthesizer.
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Haha, thanks for all the love guys! I found it exceedingly hard to do the 6-8 range - searching for 'ugly men' and 'beautiful men' got a lot more results than 'average man' which surprise surprise was mostly about dick length, so that's why there is quite a mix up of looks. Also - the original chart was pretty unfair too with ridiculously high standards. I had fun making it. Apart from looking for the ugly men and bronies. Brr. Also I am probably a mere 5 on that original scale due to being excessively loud, talkative and tall, and I also own a right eye that goes wonky when I'm tired. It used to upset me but I'm past caring now! I'd be interested to see if that goes viral but I am not too keen on it being accredited directly to me as my forum name is searchable, I have posted pics of myself on this site and I don't really fancy getting flamed/doxxed. 
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Frankston posted:The Legend of Zelda - The Minish Fedora Instead of making you small it just shrinks your dick and your self-esteem BiggerBoat posted:I searched "Kuuenbu" the other day after reading a bit of this thread, since he was the awkward (and ugly) person who got me to pony up and join these forums back in the Helldump days. He's still sperging as hard as ever over video games and death metal. Power metal, not death metal. See, there's actually such a thing as good death metal 
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Frankston posted:The Legend of Zelda - The Minish Fedora The Legend of Zelda - Fedora's Mask Here, have this guy I went to high school with as exhibit #infinity that fedoras are literally the worst 
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Here's some fan-made Sonic... thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMMMalj9Fw According to the description, this was his most "intense" project to date!
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Orange Harrison posted:Something tells me this guy could be really fun to hang around with. He has comical proportions, but he's way better groomed than your normal ugly-fare and (presumably) knows how to work an analog synthesizer. Oh, it's definitely the first option for sure. He owns this website where he builds and sells parts for modular synthesizers. Not a gross guy, I just loved that he's a big enough guy he can make a massive modular rig look small.
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If my experience from teenage art and craft projects is anything to go on "had a family member do it" is code word for "made younger brother do all the bitch work while I drank mountain dew and played video games".
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Valtaherra posted:The Legend of Zelda - Fedora's Mask Phwoar, yes, take off that white shirt! Show me what you got underneath. Oh it's another white shirt.
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Rondette posted:Haha, thanks for all the love guys! 
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BiggerBoat posted:I searched "Kuuenbu" the other day after reading a bit of this thread, since he was the awkward (and ugly) person who got me to pony up and join these forums back in the Helldump days. He's still sperging as hard as ever over video games and death metal. If his liked videos on YouTube are any indication, it seems like he's a Men's Rights Activist now. He's been liking things such as "Feminism = First World Problems". Doesn't surprise me in the least. Speaking of which: 
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A Buttery Pastry posted:You missed a real opportunity here. Be my guest, I REALLY don't want to have to look at Brony schlong (such as it is)
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Friends Are Evil posted:If his liked videos on YouTube are any indication, it seems like he's a Men's Rights Activist now. He's been liking things such as "Feminism = First World Problems". This loving guy. It's ironic considering he was all 'rah rah feminism!' (see his Helldump callout thread.) I guess that didn't work out for him. Metal still sucks and he still looks like a loving dweeb. Some things never change.
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two forty posted:This loving guy. It's ironic considering he was all 'rah rah feminism!' (see his Helldump callout thread.) I guess that didn't work out for him. I'm still under the impression that he was trying to co-opt feminist ideals in order to get women to date him. When this failed, he must've backpedaled and become an MRA.
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Friends Are Evil posted:
Please don't steal pictures from my Xanga page.
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HalfPricePimpSuit posted:
I think that's got to be the longest possible way to describe a process that amounts to "cut out this shape from orange plastic; there, you're done" yet she doesn't actually describe how to cut out the shape. It's 9 steps of tracing an outline 
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Friends Are Evil posted:If his liked videos on YouTube are any indication, it seems like he's a Men's Rights Activist now. He's been liking things such as "Feminism = First World Problems".
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Friends Are Evil posted:I'm still under the impression that he was trying to co-opt feminist ideals in order to get women to date him. When this failed, he must've backpedaled and become an MRA. You try so hard to get women interested in you by saying you're a feminist, then when they still aren't giving you sex, it's obviously their fault for hoarding all the pussy. Then you find your way to MRA and realize that the problem is that society doesn't yet obligate women to give you sex, and if society did, everyone would be better off. e: vv maybe he just thought it was like the Thieves Guild from Skyrim Djeser has a new favorite as of 02:32 on Jun 27, 2013 |
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Tyrone Biggums posted:This entire picture is a gigantic flaming train wreck, but I'm going to start by pointing out this his super badass fingerless gloves are frayed I'm going to point out sun glasses and a hat inside. I know he can't loving see with those glasses on, but thinks it makes him look cool. Edit: also it isn't "men's rights" but "mens rights". Maybe they just mean there are multiple bathrooms for men at multiple right turns. Shwqa has a new favorite as of 02:24 on Jun 27, 2013 |
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Shwqa posted:I'm going to point out sun glasses and a hat inside. I know he can't loving see with those glasses on, but thinks it makes him look cool. He's like, the shittiest Blues Brother.
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I've always imagined executioners as big sweaty fat guys with huge axes, so he's ok in my book. Still sorta ugly of course, but quite fitting his role.
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If there's anything positive to say about this; I think his basement looks really spacy and tidy. Get some decor on the walls and set up a mini bar, maybe a pool table too, and it would be a pretty sweet basement.
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BiggerBoat posted:I searched "Kuuenbu" the other day after reading a bit of this thread, since he was the awkward (and ugly) person who got me to pony up and join these forums back in the Helldump days. He's still sperging as hard as ever over video games and death metal. Still the funniest goddamn thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo
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That's not so much a neckbeard as it is a clump of hair orbiting his face, much in the same way rings orbit saturn.
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The most neckly of neckbeards
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snortpocket posted:Still the funniest goddamn thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo Holy poo poo dude, Dad was just trying to help....
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Holy poo poo dude, Dad was just trying to help.... The screamed "GIMME THE loving MIC" way off in the distance reduces me to tears every time
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Is he intentionally shaving his beard off, so all he has is the neckbeard? Either way, I bet it smells fantastic.
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particle409 posted:Is he intentionally shaving his beard off, so all he has is the neckbeard? Either way, I bet it smells fantastic. Cheetos and despair 
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It kind of reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman glues pubes to his face.
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Speaking of awkward pictures of people with Moogs, here's Dan Deacon: And here's a photo of him in his natural habitat:  And if video is your thing, here's his inexplicable appearance on a morning news program. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoaxjLjcMOQ Part 1: A guy tries to interview Mr. Deacon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eMb_kh_glw Part 2: Mr. Deacon starts doing god knows what.
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