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What the hell. It looks like those wax lip candy/toy things  IamnotJoe posted:
   
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newreply.php posted:I too, have met a PUA once. I was standing outside having a cig at a place I often go to, and this dude approaches me out of nowhere and asks me if I'm a "player", probably because I know a lot of people there and usually go around talking to different folks, many of them girls!!! My god this is brilliant! Have a wing man pretend to be a PUA and use your exact lines as an opener. The PUA game just got more interesting.
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Jul 10, 2013 00:18
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GoneWithTheTornado posted:Wow, just like that? I thought that there's a wide problem with police not taking these kind of things seriously (not that your anecdote of success negates or excuses their previous failures in dealing with sexual assault). Well for me it's one incident/one success so I don't think it's a good sample size. Though if the guy knew that hugging could be assault and completely clammed up I'm sure the police could have turned around and accused me of filing a false report.
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Jul 10, 2013 00:18
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GoneWithTheTornado posted:Wow, just like that? I thought that there's a wide problem with police not taking these kind of things seriously (not that your anecdote of success negates or excuses their previous failures in dealing with sexual assault). Well, if the guy denied everything they would have been SOL unless there were a ton of witnesses and it was pretty open and shut. It's more surprising that a DA would bother with something like that.
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Jul 10, 2013 00:26
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From the same page I linked before :quote:"if I just met her in a nightclub, we made out and she went home with me, then that's enough consent for me, no matter what she says in my bedroom." Eww
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Jul 10, 2013 00:39
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All hail the Goobermensch. 
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Jul 10, 2013 01:04
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Shwqa posted:Hahahaha WHAT?! So all men are children until age 28? But then they reach super saiyan level maturity? It's probably just an excuse to be condescending/belittling towards women. Because they all completely stopped changing at the age of 18-20 or whatever, so are mentally stunted. Meanwhile these weirdos have an excuse to both act like total manchildren ("I'm only 25, my brain isn't totally mature yet!") and then also feel superior because they never stop improving unlike those feeeemales. 
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Jul 10, 2013 01:06
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This is from an April Fool's Video by a makeup vlogger on YouTube. So, purposefully awkward. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t-pitzzNCY
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Jul 10, 2013 01:16
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Jul 10, 2013 01:45
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I always cry at these things. It's so sweet that his DeVry network 1 prof agreed to do the ceremony. But man have those Chippendales guys let themselves go.
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Jul 10, 2013 01:51
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Abu Dave posted:A okay in theory thought but I just love how theres a fedora and neckbeard drawn on. The most interesting thing about this image? The "fat girl" is still drawn as rather attractive, with make up, nice hair, etc. Because even a fat girl has a "duty" to look as good as possible for her man. The neckbeard, on the other hand, literally has a neckbeard, ponytail, fedora, and is EVEN FATTER than the fat girl. Because he shouldn't have to change his appearance to please anyone, and further, he is entitled to sex with a 10/10 because of the accident of being born with a penis. Fascinating, how these little details leak through.
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Jul 10, 2013 01:55
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Beantown posted:The most interesting thing about this image? The "fat girl" is still drawn as rather attractive, with make up, nice hair, etc. Because even a fat girl has a "duty" to look as good as possible for her man. Sounds like you're fishing. You could flip that around and say that the fat girl feels like she's entitled to an attractive normal man... Who isn't a neckbeard. EDIT: Also I just noticed the fat girl has much messier hair than the skinny one and really unattractive birth control glasses. pageerror404 has a new favorite as of 02:02 on Jul 10, 2013 |
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Jul 10, 2013 02:00
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Abu Dave posted:A okay in theory thought but I just love how theres a fedora and neckbeard drawn on. I like how whatever guy made this decided to throw a ponytail and fedora on the fat guy to try and get some acceptance on that while they're at it. EDIT, didn't see you're original comment above the pic. Ponytail point still stands.
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Jul 10, 2013 02:04
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The neckbeard believes that the neckbeard, ponytail, and fedora are actually attractive. He's dressed up and looking his best.
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Jul 10, 2013 02:05
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skander posted:The neckbeard believes that the neckbeard, ponytail, and fedora are actually attractive. He's dressed up and looking his best. I just want to know what the red elbows are about.
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Jul 10, 2013 02:14
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Hey at least they have the neckbeard right, he only has eyes for her chest.
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Jul 10, 2013 02:18
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Upon closer examination I noticed the weird division between the two photos and the difference in art style. I looked it up and the left side of the photo is the original, the right part with the neckbeard and hot girl was drawn after.
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Jul 10, 2013 02:18
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I guess the sentiment is fine but make no mistake about it's intentions. Also the way he drew himself kissing her boob is almost as hilarious as the full neckbeard/fedora/ponytail trifecta.
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Jul 10, 2013 02:24
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Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller are like the poor man's Mitchell and Webb, something that even Armstrong and Miller have joked about. They do have one brilliant sketch, though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxA6zxBMzp8 (Sorry for quality)
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Jul 10, 2013 02:27
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pageerror404 posted:Sounds like you're fishing. You could flip that around and say that the fat girl feels like she's entitled to an attractive normal man... Who isn't a neckbeard. Maybe I was fishing a little, but let's be honest. There are neckbeards, bronies, otaku, etc. out there who will read what I wrote, ignore the obvious moral revulsion, and think, "Yeah, this guy's telling it how it is!" Because their Asperger's prevents them from recognizing irony and sarcasm. Beantown has a new favorite as of 02:34 on Jul 10, 2013 |
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Jul 10, 2013 02:31
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Jul 10, 2013 02:41
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Beantown posted:Maybe I was fishing a little, but let's be honest. There are neckbeards, bronies, otaku, etc. out there who will read what I wrote, ignore the obvious moral revulsion, and think, "Yeah, this guy's telling it how it is!" Yeah now that I see it was drawn in later, this all seems less farfetched. Also you accidentally hit one of my hot buttons... there is few things I hate more than people who think they're real and respectable because they "tell it like it is." It's called being tactless and it's not a good thing. Typically I see this with trailer trashy people, but it doesn't surprise me that neckbeards do the same.
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Jul 10, 2013 03:01
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I just want to know what the red elbows are about. Elbows, noses and knees tend to be slightly redder on white people than the surrounding skin. Poor artists have a tendency to make those parts a bright red because ????
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Jul 10, 2013 03:22
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pageerror404 posted:Yeah now that I see it was drawn in later, this all seems less farfetched. Also you accidentally hit one of my hot buttons... there is few things I hate more than people who think they're real and respectable because they "tell it like it is." It's called being tactless and it's not a good thing. Typically I see this with trailer trashy people, but it doesn't surprise me that neckbeards do the same. Yeah, some of the older (40+) generations like to go "anti-PC" even in the first conversations. As someone who works on a food truck that serves Mexican Food, I get so many of these people making "Authentic, huh? I don't know if I want to eat donkey or dead dog harr harr." I just learn to let the awkwardness speak for itself, and that maybe they'll learn that it's not proper polite loving conversation. These people are typically awkward, because they are so ready to bait people into political correctness debates whenever possible.
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Jul 10, 2013 03:22
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The cat's face markings look like a tiny cartoon sidemouth. Paired with the eyebrows it is the appropriate face to make when held by that man like that. Improbable Lobster posted:Elbows, noses and knees tend to be slightly redder on white people than the surrounding skin. Poor artists have a tendency to make those parts a bright red because ???? This grosses me out whenever I see it because it looks like the person got a really shiny, juicy, painful sunburn, a glistening boil the doctor will need to drain. That's not cute 
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Jul 10, 2013 03:27
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Plan Z posted:I just learn to let the awkwardness speak for itself, and that maybe they'll learn that it's not proper polite loving conversation. These people are typically awkward, because they are so ready to bait people into political correctness debates whenever possible. I wish that worked for me. I actually just got back from dinner with my partner's mom and sister. The food was probably delicious, but I spent more time biting my tongue than I did eating. They are educated, intelligent women who think that loudly imitating foreign accents and making fun of black people's names are perfectly acceptable and hilarious things to do in public places. It's almost painfully embarrassing. I've never once even pretended to find it funny, and because of that they think I'm a huge snob with no sense of humor. I get to spend the whole day with them tomorrow. Lucky me.
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Jul 10, 2013 03:42
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Crow Jane posted:I wish that worked for me. I actually just got back from dinner with my partner's mom and sister. The food was probably delicious, but I spent more time biting my tongue than I did eating. They are educated, intelligent women who think that loudly imitating foreign accents and making fun of black people's names are perfectly acceptable and hilarious things to do in public places. It's almost painfully embarrassing. I've never once even pretended to find it funny, and because of that they think I'm a huge snob with no sense of humor. This is basically my every Christmas because of my parents. I remember one particularly horrible supermarket trip where they spent a good 5 minutes in an aisle complaining about why they didn't put golliwogs on marmalade jars any more.
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Jul 10, 2013 03:50
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I have no idea who these people are but they popped up on Facebook in various photos of friends of friends from Anime Expo.    Friends don't let friends watch anime.
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Jul 10, 2013 04:05
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Aerox posted:Friends don't let friends watch anime. Or rather, they don't care if they watch it, as long as they don't act like freaks in public. I've had to stop someone dressing up as some guy from Bleach or something like that. It wasn't even Halloween.
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Jul 10, 2013 04:14
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I just want to know what the red elbows are about. Strap-on recipient?
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Jul 10, 2013 04:39
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Improbable Lobster posted:Elbows, noses and knees tend to be slightly redder on white people than the surrounding skin. Poor artists have a tendency to make those parts a bright red because ???? It's some weird anime thing, isn't it? "Penny Arcade" has gotten a raging case of this and now everyone looks like a loving muppet.
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Jul 10, 2013 04:46
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Crow Jane posted:I wish that worked for me. I actually just got back from dinner with my partner's mom and sister. The food was probably delicious, but I spent more time biting my tongue than I did eating. They are educated, intelligent women who think that loudly imitating foreign accents and making fun of black people's names are perfectly acceptable and hilarious things to do in public places. It's almost painfully embarrassing. I've never once even pretended to find it funny, and because of that they think I'm a huge snob with no sense of humor. True. I remember when John Franti and Spearhead performed on New Year's Eve when I was stuck with my parents. Holy poo poo, the second they heard "Spearhead," they just couldn't stop making each other laugh by saying "Spearchucker" for the rest of the night. They've rapidly gotten better about it after mom ended up with a more diverse workstaff, and my father finally getting it into his brain that he actually agrees with everything Obama has put into place, when he just believed every thing his white buddies would make up about him. I never really watched Nick or anything with my friends when they'd come over or sleep over. We'd typically instead watch Comedy Central shows and stand-up. We got into and out of the whole "LOL BLACKS AND WATUHMELINS," phase pretty quickly, and moved on to other stuff in time for us to pretty much hate Mind of Mencia when it first came out. It feels like everybody not into comedy runs into this thought process of "it's presented as a joke, so it's funny!" which results in Jeff Dunham having money, and them getting guilt-tripped into laughing at "edgy" comedians going on about political correctness when in actuality the crowd didn't laugh because you're a lazy, unfunny hack. I guess that fits into awkward, but just in case, I'd like to bring up Goons on Beards 2013 again. I have a buddy who's kind of the polar opposite of what I mostly see. When he threatens, or in some cases, does cut his beard, his male friends cheer and females hate it. I think he looks much better with it than without, since he can actually grow a full one and keeps it well-groomed. Since I see people who are vehemently anti-beard in all forms, I'd like to see what their opinions are:  And before you ask, he doesn't really look good with shorter hair. 
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Jul 10, 2013 04:46
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I'm seriously considering opening a Southern tuxedo rental store with nothing but sleeveless shirts and coats.
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Jul 10, 2013 04:47
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Ringo Star Get posted:I'm seriously considering opening a Southern tuxedo rental store with nothing but sleeveless shirts and coats. Right to Bare Arms For hitchin' and formal feudin'.
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Jul 10, 2013 04:50
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Is that enough of a reference for you?
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Jul 10, 2013 05:16
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Ringo Star Get posted:I'm seriously considering opening a Southern tuxedo rental store with nothing but sleeveless shirts and coats.
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Jul 10, 2013 05:27
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Plan Z posted:True. I remember when John Franti and Spearhead performed on New Year's Eve when I was stuck with my parents. Holy poo poo, the second they heard "Spearhead," they just couldn't stop making each other laugh by saying "Spearchucker" for the rest of the night. They've rapidly gotten better about it after mom ended up with a more diverse workstaff, and my father finally getting it into his brain that he actually agrees with everything Obama has put into place, when he just believed every thing his white buddies would make up about him. The soul patch doesn't work for him at all—he'd look a lot better if he went completely clean-shaven. I'd agree he looks better with the beard than without if he kept it more neatly trimmed.
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Jul 10, 2013 05:52
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pageerror404 posted:really unattractive birth control glasses. Fairly certain that is a lock of hair that has fallen sexily over one eye. I don't think beantown is reaching too hard. I think it's fair to say that the fat girl in that sketch is more attractive than the fat neckbeard, but I guess it's a matter of opinion.
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Jul 10, 2013 06:04
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Dude looks way better with a beard. I'm sure he appreciates being posted in the awkward/ugly thread for a facial hair critique. veni veni veni has a new favorite as of 06:08 on Jul 10, 2013 |
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Crow Jane posted:I wish that worked for me. I actually just got back from dinner with my partner's mom and sister. The food was probably delicious, but I spent more time biting my tongue than I did eating. They are educated, intelligent women who think that loudly imitating foreign accents and making fun of black people's names are perfectly acceptable and hilarious things to do in public places. It's almost painfully embarrassing. I've never once even pretended to find it funny, and because of that they think I'm a huge snob with no sense of humor.  Well gee, it's not their fault! When will these silly minorities lighten up and realize their race is an inherent punchline?? My best friend likes to pull out some racist jokes now and then. I never realized how gross it sounded until recently because, I dunno, I guess when it's coming from your best friend you find ways to subconsciously justify/defend it. When done for a group, I think she misinterprets the awkward "Oh, wow, that's pretty bad, heh..." laughter as "Oh, wow, that's SO BAY-AD! HAW" laughter. She's a wonderful person aside from this and it makes me really angry that she thinks this way. This belongs in the Awkward, Ugly, and Gross thread because racism just doesn't look good on anybody.
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