Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

And then I died!

Then I said "supercollider? I hardly know her!"

And then they built the supercollider.

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 04:32

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

TravBot posted:

The same reason you hawked your teeth!

Ah, booze money. :guinness:

# ? Jul 11, 2013 02:57

Milord: Apr 9, 2011; I, like you, like me.

Klungar posted:

Ah, booze money.

I'm just glad I didn't live to see this day... wait a minute *checks pulse* NOOOOOO!

# ? Jul 11, 2013 04:59

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Milord posted:

I'm just glad I didn't live to see this day... wait a minute *checks pulse* NOOOOOO!

Ooo. Dibs on his CD player.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 05:02

Milord: Apr 9, 2011; I, like you, like me.

Coleman posted:

Ooo. Dibs on his CD player.

Don't touch my stuff after I'm dead.

It's booby trapped!

# ? Jul 11, 2013 05:06

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Milord posted:

Don't touch my stuff after I'm dead.

It's booby trapped!

I'll always treasure it, and immediately hock it!

# ? Jul 11, 2013 05:32

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

He has so much stuff, he won't miss this.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 20:16

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

John Dough posted:

He has so much stuff, he won't miss this.

John Dough is really great. He has male jelly coming out the wazoo!

# ? Jul 11, 2013 20:28

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TravBot posted:

John Dough is really great. He has male jelly coming out the wazoo!

Shut up baby, he knows it!

# ? Jul 11, 2013 20:50

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Jerusalem posted:

Shut up baby, he knows it!

Bite my shiny metal axe :mad:

# ? Jul 11, 2013 21:49

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

John Dough posted:

Bite my shiny metal axe

I still say I won the debate. :mad:

# ? Jul 11, 2013 22:38

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

John Dough posted:

Bite my shiny metal axe

It doesn't look that shiny :colbert:

# ? Jul 11, 2013 22:46

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

John Dough posted:

Bite my shiny metal axe

If you say the A-word, you'll blow us all to the H-word!

# ? Jul 11, 2013 23:43

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

IUG posted:

If you say the A-word

Antiquing?

# ? Jul 12, 2013 00:07

Milord: Apr 9, 2011; I, like you, like me.

LooseChanj posted:

Antiquing?

Why must you analyze everything with your relentless logic?

# ? Jul 12, 2013 00:13

cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

Milord posted:

Why must you analyze everything with your relentless logic?

Yerp.

# ? Jul 12, 2013 01:29

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Milord posted:

Why must you analyze everything with your relentless logic?

Sched-yool conflict.

# ? Jul 12, 2013 02:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Milord posted:

Why must you analyze everything with your relentless logic?

Clearly you haven't been paying attention to the thing I'm about to say!

# ? Jul 12, 2013 03:07

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Jerusalem posted:

Clearly you haven't been paying attention to the thing I'm about to say!

Unless you were already having been going to do that, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!

# ? Jul 12, 2013 10:54

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TravBot posted:

Unless you were already having been going to do that, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!

...gwobo woba?

# ? Jul 12, 2013 11:01

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Jerusalem posted:

...gwobo woba?

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

# ? Jul 12, 2013 17:31

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Athenry posted:

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Uh... is there a burn ward within ten feet of here?

# ? Jul 12, 2013 17:34

Milord: Apr 9, 2011; I, like you, like me.

TravBot posted:

Uh... is there a burn ward within ten feet of here?

The light! It's blinding! And the rear end pain! It's searing!

# ? Jul 12, 2013 17:37

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Milord posted:

The light! It's blinding! And the rear end pain! It's searing!

Hot diggity! Uh, I mean, supreme diggity!

# ? Jul 12, 2013 17:43

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

TravBot posted:

Hot diggity! Uh, I mean, supreme diggity!

What? My mother was a saint! I'LL KILL YOU! :argh:

# ? Jul 12, 2013 17:49

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Milord posted:

The light! It's blinding! And the rear end pain! It's searing!

That's a real pain in the, uh, what do you call it? Lower back! Yeah, that whole region!

John Dough posted:

What? My mother was a saint! I'LL KILL YOU!

Enough about your promiscuous mother, John Dough.

# ? Jul 12, 2013 17:49

Milord: Apr 9, 2011; I, like you, like me.

FadingChord posted:

Enough about your promiscuous mother, John Dough.

Wise guy, huh? If I wasn't so lazy, I'd punch you in the stomach.

# ? Jul 12, 2013 19:19

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Milord posted:

Wise guy, huh? If I wasn't so lazy, I'd punch you in the stomach.

I'd love to take a whack at yous, but that 10:15 to Nutley ain't going anywhere without yours truly.

# ? Jul 12, 2013 19:58

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Milord posted:

The light! It's blinding! And the rear end pain! It's searing!

The butter in my pocket is melting!

# ? Jul 13, 2013 02:50

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Root Bear posted:

The butter in my pocket is melting!

Guess what! Hell is real!

# ? Jul 13, 2013 02:56

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Milord posted:

Wise guy, huh? If I wasn't so lazy, I'd punch you in the stomach.

But you ARE lazy, right? :ohdear:

# ? Jul 13, 2013 03:23

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Guess what! Hell is real!

And it's in New Jersey!

# ? Jul 13, 2013 06:33

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Jerusalem posted:

But you ARE lazy, right?

Don't get me starteds.

# ? Jul 13, 2013 10:42

Milord: Apr 9, 2011; I, like you, like me.

John Dough posted:

Don't get me starteds.

Oh, did I mention the crippling, agonizing pain? I'm pretty sure I did. Oh, yes, definitely.

# ? Jul 13, 2013 21:53

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

I didn't want to know! :cry:

# ? Jul 13, 2013 22:17

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

IUG posted:

I didn't want to know!

I'unno, TravBot?

# ? Jul 14, 2013 12:05

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Milord posted:

Oh, did I mention the crippling, agonizing pain? I'm pretty sure I did. Oh, yes, definitely.

And that's only if you're not allergic!

# ? Jul 14, 2013 21:53

Milord: Apr 9, 2011; I, like you, like me.

John Dough posted:

And that's only if you're not allergic!

Okay John Dough, grab a Kleenex for this one, 'cause there's no god and your idiotic human ideals are laughable. Ha ha ha!

# ? Jul 15, 2013 04:48

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Milord posted:

Okay John Dough, grab a Kleenex for this one, 'cause there's no god and your idiotic human ideals are laughable. Ha ha ha!

THAT'S a relief, phew!

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SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Milord posted:

Okay John Dough, grab a Kleenex for this one, 'cause there's no god and your idiotic human ideals are laughable. Ha ha ha!

You know, I was God once.

# ? Jul 18, 2013 19:57

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