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Bahumat
Oct 11, 2012
I like Q-team.

"Because we're sure as hell not the Reublic's A-Team!"

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Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
New Havoc Squad: Considerably Less Mutinous.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
If we agree on Q-Team there needs to be an accompanying video with the A-Team theme.

Wyld Karde
Mar 18, 2013

She's so ~dreamy~
The Plausibly Deniable Assets.

Dooky Dingo
Feb 17, 2011

Gym badge day is a VERY dangerous day!
Quinine's Angels.

"Good morning, Angels."
"gently caress off, Quinine!"

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
No, no, name the team Mortiferous and the Incredible Talking Mynocks.

It'll be a galaxy-wide :psyduck:

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

DrakePegasus posted:

Guns n' Poses.

I'm laughing pretty hard at this. It fits so very very well.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

If we agree on Q-Team there needs to be an accompanying video with the A-Team theme.

In (whatever the date is) a team of oddballs was forced into a job they didn't want. They survived and now do jobs together as a side business. If you need help, if the Republic can't doi it officially, and if you can hold their attention for more than five seconds, maybe you can hire THE Q-TEAM.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Bruceski posted:

In (whatever the date is) a team of oddballs was forced into a job they didn't want. They survived and now do jobs together as a side business. If you need help, if the Republic can't doi it officially, and if you can hold their attention for more than five seconds, maybe you can hire THE Q-TEAM.

And now I have that theme caught in my head you arse.

But yeah, this is fantastic and I think that randayn may need something to keep her distracted when on missions. My personal suggestion would be a jingly ball.

MadDogMike
Apr 9, 2008

Cute but fanged

Deadmeat5150 posted:

I'm laughing pretty hard at this. It fits so very very well.

Put me down for Guns & Poses also, that one is clever.

Hypotenewt
Oct 31, 2011
I misread "The Republic's Bestest Heroes" as The Republic's Breakfast Heroes so that's where my vote is going. Saving the galaxy before lunch.

Dooky Dingo
Feb 17, 2011

Gym badge day is a VERY dangerous day!
Hey guys, how about "The Mongooses"? That's a good team name, right? "The Fighting Mongooses"! :fry:

Ferrosol
Nov 8, 2010

Notorious J.A.M

R'andayn's Roughnecks

"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?"

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,




##Begin Log##

Captain’s Log, entry #033
Stardate: Turning red with embarrassment while I write

Right, where was I?

So me and Corso arrived at Drooga's pleasure yacht while it was docked in the Nikto sector.



Sure enough, the Hutt was throwing a big party. Plenty of glitz and glamour, and plenty of security too. Thankfully Risha'd cleared our way through with a few calls, I didn't feel like washing Gammorean stink out of my jacket.



Drooga'd paid for quite a lot of entertainment. Dancers, singers and more food than a camp full of refugees on Ord Mantell see in a month. Every Hutt's got a decadent streak, but Drooga was a cut above.



I'd only just stepped on the barge when trouble started up. Of course, like usual I walked right into it.

Recommended for a whole lotta Wook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE8YzGWREKY

quote:

Bowdaar: No words, bone-lizard. Just fight.

Kaleesh Warrior: Listen to the Wookie boast of his murders! This monster has slaughtered entire Hutt clans, but his reign of terror ends!

Kaleesh Warrior: Before he dies, he will know true fear! We Kaleesh warriors swear it by our blood!

Now, I didn't know this Wookie or the history of these Kaleesh's beef, but their antics didn't impress me. Killing whole Hutt clans though, that does.


quote:

Kaleesh Warrior: Keep back, you idiot! That beast will tear your head off, just like he did to Nor'dro the Fearless!

Kaleesh Warrior: His claws are stained with the entrails of many! His bloodlust cannot be satisfied!

Bowdaar: Don't fear. You're not my enemy.



And that's all it takes. Stand too close to the wrong Wookie and suddenly the Kaleesh are out for our blood too.



You want a short fight? Get a wookie. Bowdaar soaked up blaster fire like a sponge and knocked Kaleesh around like rag-dolls. Suddenly the fight didn't seem so unfair anymore.



Well, maybe for the Kaleesh. Normally their gang might've given Corso and me some trouble, but with Bowdaar's help we cut them to ribbons, no contest. Speaking of Corso, he decided to remind everybody he's a farmboy.


quote:

Quinine: There's nothing to be afraid of.

Corso: Tell that to the reptiles littering the floor.

Don't be a space-racist, Corso.



See? Wookies are all about honour and pride. Kill a few lizards with them and you can get on their good side easy enough.

quote:

Quinine: What's your story, Bowdaar?

Bowdaar: I fight to pay debts. The Hutt chooses my enemies until the debt is paid.

Which means he's an enslaved pit fighter. Recent events have cut down on my sympathy for gladiators, but something told me Bowdaar didn't have a cushy contract or sponsors.


quote:

Bowdaar: I'm going now. Goodbye.

Time to meet the big guy himself.

Recommended for the Great Feastmaster in all his glory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEIJIP1JWgA

quote:

Drooga the Hutt: What have you done, fool? You ruined everything! The Wookie fights alone, or there's no drama!

Quinine: I don't believe in unfair fights.



Few enough people like Hutts. Nobody likes a bratty Hutt.

quote:

Drooga the Hutt: I paid for the best Kaleesh warriors on Nar Shaddaa to face my adorable pet Wookie.

Drooga the Hutt: This colossal battle was to whet my appetite, and I am unsatisfied! What do you have to say for yourself?



I can't exactly call it love at first sight. Droog made Bareesh look downright svelte.

quote:

Drooga the Hutt: How dare you insult me! I would feed you to my gundark, but I'm starving it for a special occasion.

Drooga the Hutt: A shame the fight ended so quickly. Those Kaleesh were better actors than warriors. I'm glad I don't have to pay them.

Drooga the Hutt: And you, spacer. I know why you've come. You waste your time. I don't need your beast anymore!

Quinine: You made a deal, Drooga.

I knew it couldn't be that easy. When Risha's involved it seems the plan always hits a snag.


quote:

Drooga the Hutt: I only wanted your male shanjaru to complete a set. But thieves stole my female shanjaru!

Drooga the Hutt: If I can't have a complete set, I don't want that male you brought. Go away!

Quinine: How can you shoot me down when I'm being this charming?

Drooga the Hutt: If you seek friendship, go to the Red Light Sector.

Oof, okay, that one landed.

quote:

Drooga the Hutt: If you have more words, say them to my servant, Ga'ram... Maybe he'll take pity and throw you some scraps.



As soon as he referred to himself as a plural, I knew this wasn't going to be fun.

quote:

Quinine: Is there anything “we” can do about it?

Ga'ram: If you seek to conclude your business with Drooga, use his fickle nature to your advantage.

Ga'ram: Returning Drooga's female beast would rekindle his interest in yours.

Quinine: I don't even know what happened. How am I supposed to find this thing?




quote:

Momi Andrell: So long as innocent beasts are victimized by the decadent slave masters of Nar Shaddaa, we will fight! Freedom for all life!

Ga'ram: The woman continues like this for another three hours. We use her recording to lull ourselves to sleep at night.

Quinine: That's who stole Drooga's beast?

Ga'ram: The woman is a wealthy Republic senator's daughter. She violently opposes all who “abuse” wild creatures.



You hear stories like this from time to time, rich kids running off to pursue pet causes with their parents' money. Somehow I doubted her mercs shared Momi's deep and abiding love of nature, and I'm not expecting non-violent protests when I go to visit 'em either.

quote:

Quinine: Sounds like I should give these mercenaries a visit.

Ga'ram: Should you discover any useful leads, bring them to us. We will happily assist your search.

Drooga the Hutt: Ga'ram! Move my pleasure barge! Take our guests someplace interesting!



And that's it, it was time to get going. But first, a cute little thing caught my eye while I was scraping Kaleesh gunk off my boots. Seems I'd picked up an admirer.

Recommended for some of the worst flirting yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huu0VBUCiSI

quote:

Quinine: I was just trying to impress you, sweetheart.

Azalie: This party has been a lot more exciting since you walked in.

Azalie: My name's Azalie. My father owns a corporation on Corellia. He and Drooga are partners.

Quinine: The only person I'm interested in hearing about is you.

Ugh, not my best work. These logs look terrible now I'm going over them again, do I really sound like that? I must've just been on autopilot, none of these lines usually work.


quote:

Azalie: I thought Nar Shaddaa would be more glamorous. I haven't met anyone I'd consider pleasant company until now.

Quinine: I feel the same way, Azalie.

Azalie: You're very sweet. Not like those other people at all.


Corso's impressed, but that's not exactly hard. I need to watch where I sweet-talk more often, before I do something I might regret. I do want to go back to Corellia some day, after all.



Enough time to worry about that later. I still had to report the Mountain's downfall and Bareesh's shady past. I was expecting ambush every step of the way through the Promenade, and even when no ambush came I went expecting lies or a good old framing. I wasn't ready for what I got.


quote:

Ambassador Averdon: I should be happier, but Bareesh just told me some distressing news.

Bareesh the Hutt: I revealed my shameful past. Are you pleased with yourself?

Quinine: You're making the right call.

He'd actually done it, come clean and everything. No tricks, no angles, no assassins beating down the door. A Hutt coming clean, there' a first time for everything I guess.


quote:

Ambassador Averdon: Nar Shaddaa is critical to the Republic's future, and allies are in short supply.

Ambassador Averdon: I'll work with you, Bareesh – but I'll keep a close eye on your activities.

Bareesh the Hutt: Wonderful! I will never disappoint you.

I'm glad I convinced Bareesh to tell Averdon. It'll make the partnership stronger in the long term, and prep the ambassador for anything suspicious. Still, it's strange. I was so dead-set against Bareesh for being a Hutt, but it turns out he wants to turn over a new leaf for real. Hope it works out for him. Sith-spit, I've had my fair share of second chances.


quote:

Quinine: Not a problem.

Ambassador Averdon: As you're among the few people I can trust here, would you take on another matter?



What's one more job? And it's in the Red Light Sector, same place as Momi's mercs and Drooga's barge, practically on the way. It was late in the day. but what with all the activity we'd hardly noticed. A quick break was called for.

Corso took off to get some rest, but I hung around a little later, trying to wring some drinks out of my Mountain story. Unfortunately, I ran into some unexpected companionship, and... well, maybe I'll leave that story out for now.

Let's just say that when Corso picked me up where my escape pod landed the next day, he had the decency not to ask.

##End Log##

Dolash fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Jul 17, 2013

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Aw, what? I was going over some old updates and a copyright claim got the audio muted on my first video. Booo. There's loads of SWTOR LP videos on youtube, why would they mute that one?

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Dolash posted:

Aw, what? I was going over some old updates and a copyright claim got the audio muted on my first video. Booo. There's loads of SWTOR LP videos on youtube, why would they mute that one?

Did you have any of the opening audio? Maybe John Williams doesn't someone stealing his song.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
You could always re-record the intro but overdub the Star Wars theme with Yakkety Sax.

Bahumat
Oct 11, 2012
Because it was probably an automatic bot. They're stupid like that, so yeah, if you've got part of the main theme in the intro, it may have caught it that way.

Zellyn
Sep 27, 2000

The way he truly is.
Ahah, so that's where Gault's Drooga reference comes from.

OzCavalier
Jun 6, 2006

SON OF BITCH!
[LEFT HOOK]
Hey, now that everyone's swapped to to the new LP server, and since I was finally able to swap my characters from other servers onto Harbinger as well, can we get a list of everyone's Republic characters on the first page (like they've done on the Imperial LP) so people know who to ask for guild invites?



For the record my (Republic) characters are:
    * Ellestapholisa
    * Brah'gon
    * Kreth'lorr
    * Ja'yara

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


OzCavalier posted:

Hey, now that everyone's swapped to to the new LP server, and since I was finally able to swap my characters from other servers onto Harbinger as well, can we get a list of everyone's Republic characters on the first page (like they've done on the Imperial LP) so people know who to ask for guild invites?



For the record my (Republic) characters are:
    * Ellestapholisa
    * Brah'gon
    * Kreth'lorr
    * Ja'yara

Not a bad idea! Sorry I was a bit slow to respond to this, the heat today's been melting my brain (and my poor, poor computer). I know some people's names got shook up in the server change so I'll have to jump on and check the member list in a bit. The names should be up on the first post soon enough.

Inferior
Oct 19, 2012



CHAPTER 31: MADEMOISELLE AIRLOCK

Previously posted:

The CARIDA- an old REPUBLIC transport ship turned into a slaughterhouse by an insane Jedi, LARANNA FAIN. What connection does this incident have with the mysterious DARK PLAGUE? JOLUNE MOL'NEUX hurries to rescue the surviving crew, and hopefully find some answers...


: Well, we're on route. Seetoo, keep us on course and tell me if we're about to run into anything.

: Of course, Master. I live to serve.

: I mean it this time, Seetoo.

: I can not apologise enough for the incident on our previous journey. Although, in my defense, F1-X1 was distracting me at the time by reciting an exceptionally humorous anecdote about his holiday on Zeltros.

: If I wake up to find half the ship on fire again, you're both walking home. I'm going downstairs to check on how Tharan's settling in.

: It really was a very funny anecdote.



: Take my little business. If I wasn't building devices to cheat the casinos, I was being nagged for new weapons.

: So being sought out and admired for creating wonders of technology; that meant nothing to you?

: You do have a way with words, my dear.

: Also, I guess you must have liked being on a planet that had more brothels than schools.

: That too.



: Although... I just can't bear your ship's computer architecture. It's so frumpy. Mind if I give it a little flair?

: If it makes you feel more welcome, go ahead. Hey, what's the worse that could happen?

: Oh good! I know just where to start: that horrible algorithm for the hyperdrive.

: Aaaactually, now I can think of quite a few terrible things that could happen.



: Now, I'm sure there are more... stimulating matters for you to attend to.

: Sure, I'll leave you alone… Are you going to be comfortable sleeping in here?

: Oh? Are you offering me a warm bed for the night? I'm flattered.

: You really do have a one track mind, don't you?

: I have many tracks, but only one engine. Goodnight, Jedi.

: Goodnight, Tharan.


AN ALMOST UNEVENTFUL TRIP LATER...





: Thar she blows. Seetoo, bring us alongside.

: No comms, no signals, no welcoming committee. I'm not feeling the love here.

: Plan of attack?

: You stay with the ship, make sure Laranna doesn't hijack our ride. Tharan and me will investigate.



: It's quiet. Too quiet.

: :golfclap:

: Thank you, thank you.



: What are you wearing anyway? What happened to your labcoat?

: I needed something more suitable for my new career as an intergalactic adventurer. Wouldn't do to get killed looking like an amateur.

: Speaking of getting killed...







: Sorry, Jedi. We're all a little on edge.

: I understand you have every right to be on edge.

: Thanks. We've contained Laranna, but I don't know what to do. She was a great passenger at first-- happy, smart, interested in the ship. But then we were hit by an Imperial ambush.



: What was she saying that seemed odd?

: Always the same thing: “Darkness, the darkness is coming.”

: I am massively surprised by this revelation.

: But-- wait, that started later. After the ambush we put out a call for medical assitance, and a Jedi Master answered. He healed her right up.



: Other Jedi are suffering from a similar illness; he could have given it to her.

: I don't think so-- he healed her. She's as strong as ever. Stronger, even. It was a struggle, but we managed to trap her in the aft section. If I can just--



: She's taking over the whole ship. She'll start shutting down life support soon.

: No! Jedi, please! You're the only one who stands a chance of stopping her. Do whatever you have to- just don't let Laranna kill any more of my men.



: Thank you. I'll release the lockdown for a moment to let you in, but I won't risk Laranna getting out. There's a comm device back there; contact me when you've taken care of her, and I'll release the lockdown again so you can leave. Good luck.





: Laranna's made some friends.



The Carida isn't so much a dungeon as a big room full of enemies. At the other side of the room is...



[VIDEO: Suck]







*WHOOOSH*



: Laranna, you're ill, you need help.

: But I've never felt better in my whole life! The ship is nearly under my control. Isn't it wonderful? The darkness is coming, but it won't take me!

: Lord Vivicar has taken control of your mind. You must resist.



: But you're not going to kill me, Jedi. I won't let you.



: Game face on, Tharan.

: It feels wrong, attacking a pretty redhead with such a perfect bo-



: *cough* *cough* ...that's new...

Laranna then. She likes to use Death Field a lot (as seen above): it's a powerful AoE attack that damages everything in a small area. It is incredibly easy to dodge as long as you're paying attention for the big obvious casting symbol that appears on the area it will affect. Your companions are as dumb as toast however, and will always just stand there and get hit. She has one slightly clever trick in that she will use Force slow to halve your movement speed before casting Death Field- making it more likely you'll be caught by it, but even then the AoE is small enough that you can still move clear before the casting is done.



Other than that Laranna casts a debuff that causes small damage over time- you can see in all these fight screenshots, Jolune has a dark glowy cloud thing around her and is always taking minor damage (81 is about 1% of her health at this point). You can remove the effect with your healing skills, but the damage is so trivial (and Laranna will regularly reapply the debuff) that's it's usually best to just ignore it.



The fight's fairly easy, especially with Tharan on healing duty, until...

*POW*



[VIDEO: Knock Knock Beep Beep]



: I think I sprained something.

: Get up!





*SLAM*





*BANG* *BANG*



: Please, Laranna. I can shield you from the darkness.

: Lies! Lord Vivicar warned me about your lies! The Jedi just betray and kill each other, he said. He's going to make me his apprentice.

: ”The Jedi are backstabbing murderers, so why not join the Sith instead”. Laranna, do you know how crazy that sounds?

: At least Sith are honest about what they are!

: No they're not! That's why they're Sith! ...Master Fain is waiting for you to come home, Laranna. Are you going to let him down?

: My father? Wait, you're the Jedi who saved him from his illness?

: News travels fast on derelict ships in the middle of nowhere.

*beep* *CLUNK*



You can also get Laranna out using a mind trick, which is handy if you killed her dear old dad. Also of note: the Jedi “Attachments are Bad” Order doesn't seem to have much of an issue with father and daughter still being close. Of course, Duras Fain was supposed to be a maverick, but still...



: And the healer came. Lord Vivicar. No! No! The darkness is coming! I can't stop it!

: Don't worry, Laranna. Everything's going to be alright.



You get the option to kill Laranna as well if you want, you terrible person, you.



: …..............

: But Lord Vivicar's voice is gone, the voice in my head. How did you do it?

: A shielding ritual that blocks Vivicar's influence. The same ritual that saved your father

: But it's taken a lot out of you. And the difference for me, it's like night and day. I just can't believe that I let that monster... make me do those terrible things.



: The day is saved, the beautiful damsel is rescued, the heroes victorious.

: …

: Are you okay? You really don't look-

*beep* *beep*



: ?

[VIDEO: The Plague Lord]



: As if that will delay the inevitable. You Jedi are an endless source of amusement.

: Is that why you created this plague? For your amusement?



: “There is no emotion, only peace”, I believed. But the teachings of the Dark Lord Terrak Morrhage showed me the error of my ways. Thousands of years ago, Morrhage's hatred nearly crushed the Jedi. That is true power.

: ”Nearly” doing something doesn't sound like true power. I already know how to stop the plague.

: You mean your shielding technique? The Jedi do love repeating their mistakes.



: He still won.

: Everyone I have ever touched could fall to this plague. You cannot shield them all.

: I will find another way to stop you.

: My power is already beyond your comprehension, and every moment makes me stronger.



*bzzt*



: Well, he seemed nice.


NEXT TIME: Qyzen reminisces about murdering people and Jolune buys a hat.

Inferior fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Mar 1, 2014

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
His facial hair does not make him seem threatening to me. Then again that's a common theme in this game.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Where are trhe scars he allwgwdly kept hiding? Do holograms have auto-photoshop?

Inferior
Oct 19, 2012

Bruceski posted:

Where are trhe scars he allwgwdly kept hiding? Do holograms have auto-photoshop?
They're on the left side of his face:

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


That's one nasty burn. And once again, we're reminded of how both the Republic and the Empire are conditioned to trust anyone in a robe who claims to be a Jedi or a Sith. You'd think they'd have licenses or ID Cards or something.

Then again, this is also another case where a former Jedi up and joins the Sith. The fluidity of membership for the two sides is a big issue, and it'll be interesting to hear more of this guy's reasons.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.
'Pets' (since really that's what your companions are) that take full damage from AoE effects is a terrible design choice, and yet another thing on the list of 'things they should have stolen from WoW'.

Hypnobeard
Sep 15, 2004

Obey the Beard



Feinne posted:

'Pets' (since really that's what your companions are) that take full damage from AoE effects is a terrible design choice, and yet another thing on the list of 'things they should have stolen from WoW'.

Well, keep in mind it took WoW a bit to figure that out, too. Originally pets did take aoe damage, which made a number of the early boss fights a pain in the rear end for hunters.

Since SWTOR is based on like 2005 WoW, it's no surprise they've got some of the same mistakes still. :)

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Dolash posted:

That's one nasty burn. And once again, we're reminded of how both the Republic and the Empire are conditioned to trust anyone in a robe who claims to be a Jedi or a Sith. You'd think they'd have licenses or ID Cards or something.

Then again, this is also another case where a former Jedi up and joins the Sith. The fluidity of membership for the two sides is a big issue, and it'll be interesting to hear more of this guy's reasons.

Couldn't he just use the Jedi mind trick on them to let him do whatever and simultaneously 'convince' them that he's a good guy by implanting the mind trick?

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Tolan posted:

Well, keep in mind it took WoW a bit to figure that out, too. Originally pets did take aoe damage, which made a number of the early boss fights a pain in the rear end for hunters.

Since SWTOR is based on like 2005 WoW, it's no surprise they've got some of the same mistakes still. :)

Sadly seems to be the case.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Feinne posted:

Sadly seems to be the case.

Wish GW2 would take that lesson as well...

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,




##Begin Log##

Captain’s Log, entry #034
Stardate: Grey memories come on back

Not all the jobs I take leave me in a good mood when they're through. Sometimes all you can do is clean up a mess. Not exactly hero work. And if it opens up some old wounds? Well, that's what I call a bad day. Let me start at the Red Light Sector.



The Red Light Sector is the kind of place that's supposed to be fun, and that just makes it a whole lot sadder. People come here to find – well, whatever they want. Drugs, girls, drinks, dancing, illegal combat cybernetic implants...



It's like a monkey's paw wish, though. You can find what you want, but there's a halo of grime surrounding it. Slavery, extortion, robbery, they're par for the course. Leaving with both kidneys is considered a big win.



Needless to say, I've been here a lot. A few times as a soldier, lately as a smuggler for jobs. Don't worry, I never worked the bad stuff. Usually, it's someone who needs smuggling out.

So all this talk brings me to Ilox, the Evocii private eye. Gotta be a hard job on Nar Shaddaa, but at least work must be easy to come by. He had a lead big enough to interest the Republic Ambassador, and that meant it interested me.


quote:

Ilox: You've got a reputation for being an enlightened sort of mercenary. Hope it's true.

Not crazy that I've got a reputation for being any sort of mercenary. I prefer 'gentleman adventurer'.

quote:

Ilox: Someone from the Republic needs to know what I've stumbled onto, in case I get “disappeared”.

Quinine: I don't understand. Are you in some kind of danger?

Ilox: Almost always – but this is different.



I've never put much stock in the “rules of war”, but if there's one thing you don't do, it's mess with guys just trying to get a little shore leave.

quote:

Ilox: I decided to snoop around. Made it to one of the back rooms. It was full of slave cages.

Well, I can think of a few uses. For Corso's sake, I decided to play dumb.



quote:

Ilox: You'd be surprised what goes on here – but there's more to this.

Ilox: Club Ufora has major security – way above normal. The guards are boosted with combat adrenals and cybernetic implants.

Ilox: Whatever's happening, it's worth killing to keep secret. Somebody needs to rescue those officers.

Quinine: I'm on it – but if I don't come back, you'd better find someone to rescue me.



I decided to make a stop before Club Ufora. Drooga's eco-terrorist problem were hanging out just round the bend, and I still needed to come back to the Miel Muwn with that ship engine or Risha'd pout.



Besides, a bunch of nature activists, they were probably used to throwing paint on celebrities and tying themselves to trees, right?



Well, it turned out Momi Andrell's hired help were a lot more like hired guns. We didn't get a word in edgewise before they started shooting, so me and Corso had no choice but to bust up the sit-in.



When we made it to the back room, though, we didn't find the girl from the holo. Just one of her friends and a disapproving look.


quote:

Quinine: Hey, those mercenaries shot at me first.

Tryka: Sure, justify your slaughter. That's what your type always does.

Tryka: The Shanjaru is gone, and I'll never tell you where Momi took it. I'm ready to die for my cause. Are you?

Quinine: This has all been a huge misunderstanding. I'm trying to help you.



College kids. All that money on education, not a lick of sense.

quote:

Tryka: I'm so sorry about those mercenaries. You came to the wrong place. You're supposed to go to Lazhae's.

Tryka: This datapad explains everything. Take this, too – it's the least I can do after all this. I, uh, I can't stay here...

Corso: Unbelievable. One of these days you have to teach me how you do that.


quote:

Momi Andrell: We'll return the poor creature to the wild where it belongs – and show those scum they can't exploit nature on our watch.

Momi Andrell: I'll return from Lazhae's as soon as I can.

Momi Andrell: Freedom for all life!

Corso: At least we got a name. Maybe that blue-headed fella at Drooga's knows this Lazhae.

Ugh, Corso, you have GOT to stop saying stuff like that.

quote:

Quinine: Come on, let's head back to Drooga's.



It's a lead, but one we'll have to follow later. Much as knocking over Momi's mercs was fun, I figured we should check out that whole Club Ufora thing out first. Besides, hit up the club before moseying over to Drooga's boat party – made sense, right? Well, what we found at Ufora kind of killed the mood...



Club Ufora was the sort of big-time party-spot that the Red Light Sector is known for. Right on the main street, where soldiers and sailors on leave are going to see it.



I'd seen places like it a hundred times before. Might've even been in it when I served. Hard to remember exactly where we were that night, except for at the end when the Captain bailed us out of lockup.



Yeah, that part was familiar.



Soon as we slipped in the back, though, all the pretty music and lights shut out. Heavy insulation. Big, mean locks. Patrolling security who don't take “Just looking for the bathroom” for an answer.



Could tell these were no bouncers. No real bouncer can't take a kick to the chest. Someone'd dressed up soldiers – and I've got good credits riding on whose.



Unfortunately it looks like they'd cleared the place out before I got there. There were beds and holding cells all over, though. This wasn't some rinky-dink sentient trafficking ring.



I found just one of the missing officers who... well, let's say something about the kid reminded him of me.

Recommended for a familiar tale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHtgEcJF2tQ


quote:

Lieutenant Rale: I don't know who you are, but you just became my favorite person in the galaxy.

Lieutenant Rale: Blast, I can barely see straight. They pumped me full of... something. Makes my face numb.

Quinine: Tell me what happened to the other officers.



That takes me back.

quote:

Lieutenant Rale: These cute little dancers brought me and my shipmates here to blow off steam.

Lieutenant Rale: Next thing we knew, the dancers were gone. Guards beat us half to death. Threw us in these cages like animals.

Quinine: Relax – everything's going to be alright.

Lieutenant Rale: I'm rescued, but what about the others?



Yeesh, in his place I might've wanted to go first, instead of having to watch.

quote:

Lieutenant RaleHe was... different. Didn't even recognize me. Wherever they took him, something terrible happened.

Quinine: I'll poke around and see what's what.

Lieutenant Rale: I think I might know where to start.

Lieutenant Rale: I heard the guards mention the quarantine zone. I think that's where they took the others. Please, you have to save them.

Quinine: If you know anything else about this area, now's the time.

Lieutenant Rale: The quarantine zone's an old industrial district, a toxic dump. Great place for bad guys to hide.



Rale reminded me of myself, when I was just a young lieutenant. All fun and games, just trying to see some girls and get some drinks... then bam, you wake up with the hangover from hell and all your friends are dead.

I never caught the guys who set the bombs on Duro. Well, maybe I did, I don't know. We shot a lot of seps on the way to the spaceport, and oh yeah, I might've mentioned it already but I was missing half my face. The point is, then I had to run away with my tail between my legs.

This time I'm going to find the guy who did this and introduce him to the Nar Shaddaa surface the fast way.

##End Log##

Bahumat
Oct 11, 2012
Gotta say, I love Quinine as a Veteran. He's anecdotal enough to remind us that he's got more backstory than just being a Han Solo-inspired smuggler, but not enough to be overbearing. I really enjoy the writing in both these threads.

Inferior
Oct 19, 2012

Feinne posted:

'Pets' (since really that's what your companions are) that take full damage from AoE effects is a terrible design choice, and yet another thing on the list of 'things they should have stolen from WoW'.
It's not so bad because in normal play AoE attacks are very rare, although they crop up a lot in Flashpoint multiplayer content. Design ethos there is that a flashpoint boss ain't a real challenge unless it can kill everything in a 100 foot radius.

Dolash posted:

Some of the casting decisions in this game baffle me- Ilox is voiced by James "Dr Venture" Urbaniak, a tiny little non-comedic role for a fairly well-know comedy VA. Why did Bioware bother? Why this guy?


Also: A week's gone by, so let's add up the votes aaaand... it looks like "The Q Team" is the team name winner*. God help the galaxy.


*assuming Hotlanta Man and Josef bugman were voting for it in their respective comments. If not then it's "Guns and Poses". Democracy! :shrug:

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Inferior posted:

Some of the casting decisions in this game baffle me- Ilox is voiced by James "Dr Venture" Urbaniak, a tiny little non-comedic role for a fairly well-know comedy VA. Why did Bioware bother? Why this guy?

Oh holy crap it is! His voice always stood out to me a little bit but I was never sure why. Maybe it's because the Evocii are the oppressed Native American analogy of Star Wars so they try to give them distinctive voices and looks to help them stand out.

drat, I'm catching up on Venture Bros right now, this is a weird coincidence.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

According to IMDB he also did Needles, so it's not like they contracted him just for five lines of a random NPC.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Bruceski posted:

According to IMDB he also did Needles, so it's not like they contracted him just for five lines of a random NPC.

Really? Geez, that guy does creepy very well.

Zellyn
Sep 27, 2000

The way he truly is.
There are tons of 'famous' VAs who do bit roles. Lek from the BH questline is voice by Steve Blum. It happens a lot. It's not like trying to cast Brad Pitt as an extra, it's just...work. Don't forget that Nolan North did so many pedestrian voices in Mafia 2 that he actually [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpRkT9JxdnE"]has a conversation with himself[/url] at one point. He's not even an important dude doing some less-important roles with a lovely accent, but is just 'random NPC 1-15'.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Bruceski posted:

According to IMDB he also did Needles, so it's not like they contracted him just for five lines of a random NPC.

He also does the imperial quest giver for the Force Sensitive Jawas, and I think a handful more.

Steve Blum does Andronikos, Lek, and the Announcer for Huttball (We haven't seen Huttball in either of these threads yet have we? I wonder if you could do an 8 man, 4 on 4? Probably not with the current set up.)

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Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Inferior posted:

It's not so bad because in normal play AoE attacks are very rare, although they crop up a lot in Flashpoint multiplayer content. Design ethos there is that a flashpoint boss ain't a real challenge unless it can kill everything in a 100 foot radius.

I mean that's just par for the course for a dungeon boss, but when you're giving an ability like that to a mob you're supposed to fight for a quest solo it starts to become a problem. Especially when your solo ability is pretty clearly balanced around you having a companion.

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