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Kung Food posted:He does? If I ever answer the door to find Prince holding a watchtower pamphlet someone will have to hire a pressure washer to clean up the mess after my mind gets blown so hard. He doesn't do that.
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Jul 18, 2013 21:06
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Good for Jerry Holkins! Finally got that sex change 
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Jul 18, 2013 21:14
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You don't give yourself a nickname, it has to be given to you by other people in order for it to be legit. This kids real nickname was probably "Afterbirth" or something similar, not "Shades"
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:You don't give yourself a nickname, it has to be given to you by other people in order for it to be legit. I may have told this in another awkward/ugly/gross thread but I met a guy through some friends back when I was a teenager. He introduced himself by saying, "Hey, my name is Stephen but my friends call me Pyro" to which I replied, "Nice to meet you STEPHEN". Turns out, Pyro was just a nickname he gave himself, hoping that it would make him look cooler and nobody referred to him as Pyro unless we were making fun of him. Nicknames stick a lot better when someone gives it to you and usually isn't something you'd want to be called.
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:You don't give yourself a nickname, it has to be given to you by other people in order for it to be legit. I tell people to call me "T-Bone."
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Jisae posted:Specifically he spoke highly of his great uncle who 'led the people to the oven.' I wish I remembered the guy's name, but he worked in a camp, was one of the Nazis who was never tried in Nuremberg because he was captured by the Russians, but was let go and told if he were to ever leave Berlin he was guaranteed to be killed. I wish I knew more about WWII. Huh? "The Holocaust, which I just described my uncle actively participating in, never happened."
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I Might Be Adam posted:Nicknames stick a lot better when someone gives it to you and usually isn't something you'd want to be called. This is true, I've had several nicknames and even the ones I like were given to me for horribly embarrassing reasons.
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Byers2142 posted:Huh? "The Holocaust, which I just described my uncle actively participating in, never happened." He viewed it as necessary ethnic cleansing and not an atrocity 
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You have to go out of your way to make something that lovely, even in MSpaint. It requires extra effort so they HAVE to be intentionally bad... They have to. That's what I choose to believe.
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Blackheart posted:You have to go out of your way to make something that lovely, even in MSpaint. It requires extra effort so they HAVE to be intentionally bad... They have to. That's what I choose to believe. If someone actually released an album with a cover that lovely, it would be pretty cool.
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BiggerBoat posted:Content: I thought this was another Rocky Horror Picture Show reference when I scrolled past it.
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Byers2142 posted:Huh? "The Holocaust, which I just described my uncle actively participating in, never happened." I think somehow he was trying to be wry. But we can't be certain he's on that plane of intelligence.
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thedouche posted:If someone actually released an album with a cover that lovely, it would be pretty cool.  It's a really weird album, like outsider art type weird
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Barudak posted:the worst faux(?) leather black jacket on earth Yeah, I don't know about that. We wore these in high school:  For content, here are some people at convention, or something. 
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A horrid old redneck has an enormous cyst on his back like a camel's hump. I don't know if it's because of privatised medicine being inaccessible or if it's a family tradition, but (I suspect) his daughter cuts it open and squeezes it for him in the back garden while the whole family cheers her on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-tDJ6LBn-4
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Stottie Kyek posted:A horrid old redneck has an enormous cyst on his back like a camel's hump. I don't know if it's because of privatised medicine being inaccessible or if it's a family tradition, but (I suspect) his daughter cuts it open and squeezes it for him in the back garden while the whole family cheers her on. I've seen a lot of horrible poo poo in my day, and I'm not the squeamish type at all, but I felt slightly ill watching that. loving gross.
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Did not watch that vegan labia licker dude thing, definitely not watching cyst squeezing.
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Seriously, I never understood people feeling physically ill when they see something gross, but I literally nearly puked when I watched that.
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Wanna vomit? Okay. Imagine eating that. With a spoon. Forever.
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Inspector Zenigata posted:
Man, those guys really hate Toronto for some reason
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cowboythreespeech posted:Seriously, I never understood people feeling physically ill when they see something gross, but I literally nearly puked when I watched that. I work in the back of an armored truck. I eat, read and sleep for 10 hours a day bouncing around. I simply don't get car sick. I had to stop that video after 30 seconds while walking in the Home Depot because I got dizzy.
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Stottie Kyek posted:A horrid old redneck has an enormous cyst on his back like a camel's hump. I don't know if it's because of privatised medicine being inaccessible or if it's a family tradition, but (I suspect) his daughter cuts it open and squeezes it for him in the back garden while the whole family cheers her on. I found a worksafe version for people with weak stomachs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju2K1fX1zn8
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I think the comments are the most disturbing part "AW CAMERA MAN FAIL I MISSED SOME GOOD PUS THERE"
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skander posted:The one on the left is 'Mystery', and the one on the right is Neil Strauss, who literally wrote the book on pickup artistry. They are PUA Grand Masters. e: Wow, I still can't believe he's still trying to sell PUA bullshit. loving amazing. JackMackerel has a new favorite as of 03:28 on Jul 19, 2013 |
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Stottie Kyek posted:A horrid old redneck has an enormous cyst on his back like a camel's hump. I don't know if it's because of privatised medicine being inaccessible or if it's a family tradition, but (I suspect) his daughter cuts it open and squeezes it for him in the back garden while the whole family cheers her on. Holy good goddamn Jesus Christ! That is absolutely revolting. It just keeps coming! For 5 minutes! I've popped some monster zits before but that's just disgusting. And yet, strangely satisfying.
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I want to just take all the 'pop culture rap battles done by awkward nerds' and post them here but I think I'll just post the one that best sums up all this dumb poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiXHJl0QxiY Also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQkVEOVhwLY
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gently caress, I tried to watch the cyst video, couldn't do it. 
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Stottie Kyek posted:A horrid old redneck has an enormous cyst on his back like a camel's hump. I don't know if it's because of privatised medicine being inaccessible or if it's a family tradition, but (I suspect) his daughter cuts it open and squeezes it for him in the back garden while the whole family cheers her on. I just sat here yelling "AAAAHHHH" at my monitor while that played. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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The heaving sounds in that cyst video are worse than the cyst itself.JackMackerel posted:
Neil Strauss was just a journalist (who helped Marilyn Manson write his autobiography, among other things) before he got into PUA. I think he takes a somewhat critical or investigative stance even when discussing things he supports- or at least that's the vibe I got from his book. I can understand why some would interpret that as him disavowing it. I looked for a pic of Strauss and Manson together but there aren't any, so just have them being separately ugly (with bonus awkward Courtney Love):     The point of Manson's look(s) were to be ugly in the first place, of course, but now he's all old and coke-addled I think he's a type of ugly he wasn't planning for.
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Neil Strauss wouldn't be horrible looking if he shaved and didn't dress like an rear end in a top hat. What a shame
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Jisae posted:He viewed it as necessary ethnic cleansing and not an atrocity You live in Texan, right? You could probably shoot him and get away with it. Do not actually shoot him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9pW6PwEayQ e: I suppose if you want the true original, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73MJxB7tCkk e: and here, have this too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0Vw0I-PhcA Sockser has a new favorite as of 04:48 on Jul 19, 2013 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:I want to just take all the 'pop culture rap battles done by awkward nerds' and post them here but I think I'll just post the one that best sums up all this dumb poo poo. can we go back to cysts
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Sockser posted:adele I hate Adele and hope she dies in a hot tub full of fried butter and Burger King Fry sauce. Her without the ~cameras~ and ~makeup~:  Weldon Pemberton posted:
You know, I started thinking that googling Courtney Love would be like googling anything else for this site: taking many hours to find the worst possible image to upload to imgur for your hilarity. But no. The very first image.   HERPES
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Is this the chicken fucker that was on gawker? JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:I hate Adele and hope she dies in a hot tub full of fried butter and Burger King Fry sauce. Her without the ~cameras~ and ~makeup~: HEY. I come from a long line of thin-haired, pasty-faced Englishwomen. You leave Adele alone, JoeyJoJoJr!
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