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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:At least the line work isn't as bad as this one That has to be magic marker. There's no way someone would get a tattoo that lovely. Uh, ok, I have seen the rest of the thread, I withdraw my argument.
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:At least the line work isn't as bad as this one You can equate bad, droopy linework with  most of the time. Seriously, look at that bottom half!
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IT CAME FROM FACEBOOK! The worst part is, this tattoo is supposed to memorialize my uncle, who died three years ago.
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Captain Trips posted:IT CAME FROM FACEBOOK! I'm really, really sorry for saying this. The purple/pink thing looks like a huge dick destroying the galaxy with its spurting sperm. I'm so sorry.
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Captain Trips posted:IT CAME FROM FACEBOOK! Your uncle was a space Egyptian? Wow, that is amazing.
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Indolent Bastard posted:Your uncle was a space Egyptian? Wow, that is amazing. "Three years ago today I received a phone call from [my cousin] that forever altered my life and lead to me join the military. I miss you [my uncle]. The ankh tat is in your honor, depicting birth-life-death." It's a friend of my cousin that got the tat, I don't know the guy.
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Jul 19, 2013 05:19
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Stringbean posted:Oh its a lovely compass, I can barely make out the "W" because of the light. This makes no sense because the sun sets in the west so if the compass is the sun then it should be side ways so its pointing up....
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Captain Trips posted:"Three years ago today I received a phone call from [my cousin] that forever altered my life and lead to me join the military. I miss you [my uncle]. The ankh tat is in your honor, depicting birth-life-death." Were they like best friends or something? It seems really weird to get a memorial tattoo for your friend's dad, even if you did really look up to him. I kind of feel like those should be reserved for immediate family, longterm partners, and very best friends, but maybe I'm really strict on lovely memorial tattoo etiquette. I've noticed a slight trend in this thread of people getting memorial tattoos for people they had at best a friendly connection to, and it weirds me out and I'd be offended if someone got a memorial tattoo for my loved one based on something tenuous like "JB was the coolest guy in my homeroom! When I found out that he died five years later I was devastated!"
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Fascinator posted:Were they like best friends or something? It seems really weird to get a memorial tattoo for your friend's dad, even if you did really look up to him. I don't really know. He was always "the cool uncle", so it's possible that he helped this dude rebuild a motorcycle engine, or taught him how to fly a model airplane, or some other "father figure" type of thing. But I never really knew any of my cousin's friends, so I don't know this guy at all. It's a little weird seeing a memorial tattoo to your family on a complete stranger, though.
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Captain Trips posted:IT CAME FROM FACEBOOK!  Yeah. Borat.
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Say Nothing posted:I saw the top third of this tattoo and thought "Mmm. Donut!" I thought it was a really lovely version of Peter Parker's boss.
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Jul 19, 2013 12:41
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 This is a thing from Digimon. It's "almost finished," its "actual colour" is "black light yellow." Does that mean it's supposed to glow or something? Doesn't matter. It's poo poo. He's super excited about it.
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RainbowCake posted:
Terrible subject matter, but at least the line work is clean.
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Inspector Zenigata posted:
He is the 0.01%.
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The hair bleach is killing me. Like yeah I finally got my permanent juggalo clownpaint but I still have to work to keep up the image I'm going for. Better frost my tips or whatever. 
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Inspector Zenigata posted:
"For a clown, you sure don't smile much."
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canyoneer posted:"For a clown, you sure don't smile much." "Mostly because I have no purpose in life, and I will never become a productive member of society."
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Inspector Zenigata posted:
The lines around his mouth really accentuate just how crooked his face really is and it's incredibly distracting. e: The nose piercing really brings the whole thing together, though.
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Say Nothing posted:I saw the top third of this tattoo and thought "Mmm. Donut!" RIP Richard Pryor.
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Inspector Zenigata posted:
This is incredibly stupid. Doesn't he even think about the fact that the two people who make millions painting their faces like this and invented all that crap don't even tattoo the makeup on? They're set for life and put that crap on their faces ALL THE TIME and they wouldn't do something so idiotic as tattoo it on.
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Assoonasitits posted:The lines around his mouth really accentuate just how crooked his face really is and it's incredibly distracting. It looks like he has dip in, but I am not sure.
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Assoonasitits posted:The lines around his mouth really accentuate just how crooked his face really is and it's incredibly distracting. Fuckin' Bell's Palsy. How does it work?
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Geolicious posted:It looks like he has dip in, but I am not sure. That really would just complete the "I'm a complete piece of human trash and I have absolutely no redeeming qualities." look, wouldn't it?
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Geolicious posted:It looks like he has dip in, but I am not sure. Looks more like a fat lip to me. Someone, probably deservedly, punched that kid in the mouth.
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I found this while googling Raw Power Iggy Pop, instantly knew where it belonged. Where is that mic stand coming from? For reference:  Also, can anyone make out what that character says?
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Not Jon Stewart posted:I found this while googling Raw Power Iggy Pop, instantly knew where it belonged. Where is that mic stand coming from? It's 感 which is "kan" in Japanese and "gan" in Chinese. "Feeling" or "grateful". Doesn't really mean much by itself in Japanese, and I don't know Chinese so I can't tell you how dumb it might be. It is properly written though.
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Not Jon Stewart posted:I found this while googling Raw Power Iggy Pop, instantly knew where it belonged. Where is that mic stand coming from? Cock stand?
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Awesome Kristin posted:This is incredibly stupid. Doesn't he even think about the fact that the two people who make millions painting their faces like this and invented all that crap don't even tattoo the makeup on? They're set for life and put that crap on their faces ALL THE TIME and they wouldn't do something so idiotic as tattoo it on. Hm. You've almost convinced me that tattooing juggalo paint on my face is a bad idea, but I'm still not fully won over by your argument. Are there any other negative ramifications that I should be aware of?
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Inspector Zenigata posted:
drat. Out of all the poo poo posted, this is probably the worst tattoo.
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Inspector Zenigata posted:
I refused to believe he was real. I was wrong. Nice job spotting the chew/dip, whoever.
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Not that it could get any worse, but the fact that the kid is nowhere near intimidating makes it so hilarious.
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So do you carefully put the white face paint around each line, or slather it on and wipe off the parts covering the tattoo? Either way seems like a pain.
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hyperhazard posted:So do you carefully put the white face paint around each line, or slather it on and wipe off the parts covering the tattoo? Either way seems like a pain. No, no, he couldn't afford the white ink at the time, and now he'll never be able to because nobody will ever hire him for anything.
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meataidstheft posted:Not that it could get any worse, but the fact that the kid is nowhere near intimidating makes it so hilarious. It's the glasses. Aside: Why does anyone still wear glasses? Get contacts, it's 2013.
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I just want to boop his widdle nose. Wookit the kid trying to be a juggalo 
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Captain Trips posted:It's the glasses. Some people just don't like sticking plastic bits in their eyes.     
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Don't Tread On Me Tony is a weird name, but putting a memorial on your rear end is weirder.
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Captain Trips posted:It's the glasses.  That's the last time I let Yoda design a tat for me.
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The White Dragon posted:That's the last time I let Yoda design a tat for me. Oddly enough, "This we'll defend" is apparently the Army motto. The handwriting is kind of lovely, and the snake on the Gadsden looks like a diamondback tentacle-dick, and the shading on the flag seems inconsistent, and the "Don't Tread On Me" is apparently written in toothpicks...so still a lovely tat. Especially the idea of someone using the Gadsden, which has turned into the lolbertarian icon more or less, with the motto for a government-run organization. If the bearer is actually Army, it makes it even funnier.
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