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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

5er posted:

I am glad he shows up to those pompous, snotty events dressed like an average-classed fat guy.

Yeah I would have thunk Goons would love him as an example of a normal guy being really successful.

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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


euphronius posted:

Yeah I would have thunk Goons would love him as an example of a normal guy being really successful.

Normal? Kevin Smith is one of the worst dressed dudes I have ever seen. If he threw on a Pancake of clown makeup he would look like the member or ICP with the most ill fitting clothes.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

fullroundaction posted:

As a white male, I can't think of a single real world example of what these guys are raging about. I'm not even entirely sure what they're mad at to begin with?

Sometimes my girlfriend takes too long in the bathroom getting ready when I have to poop. That really grinds my gears v:shobon:v

For the most part, it seems to go along these lines:


As for content:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Tumblr delivers in the only way it knows how

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

NESguerilla posted:

Normal? Kevin Smith is one of the worst dressed dudes I have ever seen. If he threw on a Pancake of clown makeup he would look like the member or ICP with the most ill fitting clothes.

I don't know if you have been in America recently. He looks pretty normal.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

5er posted:

I am glad he shows up to those pompous, snotty events dressed like an average-classed fat guy.

This is why my go-to outfit for weddings is cargo shorts and a nice sports jersey (depending on venue)

He just looks like a scrub. But I guess that's his schtick or whatever.

content: 90's pop stars wearing Canadian tuxedos.

The guy from the fake history channel pawn shop show getting married. At least he has sleeves.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Radio Paranoia posted:

Tumblr delivers in the only way it knows how



To be honest I'm wondering if that one is not STDH. It's just a bit too incredible. The pictures could totally have come from some special event or something. Especially since he's obviously doing something in front of the class.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

fullroundaction posted:

As a white male, I can't think of a single real world example of what these guys are raging about. I'm not even entirely sure what they're mad at to begin with?

Sometimes my girlfriend takes too long in the bathroom getting ready when I have to poop. That really grinds my gears v:shobon:v
Well, some of the stuff they rage about is kinda true, but it's also the stuff that they just put on the list to seem more oppressed. I doubt more than a few of them have been in a custody battle, or suffered from the fact that there are every few shelters for men who are victims of domestic abuse. They're basically just piggybacking on the shoulders of legitimate grievances to complain about "vapid cunts". And those legitimate grievances are not, as MRA's claim, caused by Feminism, but by the hosed-up social norms that they themselves defend.

sweeperbravo posted:

This man just appeared in one of those "ONE WEIRD TIP" ads.
One weird tip to inflate yourself?

Perestroika posted:

As for content:

It's like someone took the usual "well-shaded but terrible anatomy"-drawing and made it flesh.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

fullroundaction posted:

As a white male, I can't think of a single real world example of what these guys are raging about. I'm not even entirely sure what they're mad at to begin with?
It boils down to no one wanting to touch their penises, which is in no way due to any sort of personal failings. It has to be the fault of those evil feminazis turning women away from their natural state of being submissive, demure, homemakers.



quote:

One weird tip to inflate yourself?
One weird tip to GET HUGE.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Rhythm Cyborg posted:

Wonder what his wife thinks about it.

"I love having Kevin Smiths money".

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


A Buttery Pastry posted:

Well, some of the stuff they rage about is kinda true, but it's also the stuff that they just put on the list to seem more oppressed. I doubt more than a few of them have been in a custody battle, or suffered from the fact that there are every few shelters for men who are victims of domestic abuse. They're basically just piggybacking on the shoulders of legitimate grievances to complain about "vapid cunts". And those legitimate grievances are not, as MRA's claim, caused by Feminism, but by the hosed-up social norms that they themselves defend.

The funny thing is that the things they rage about that could be considered a legitimate grievances , like child custody usually favoring the mother (I don't even know how much truth there is to that) don't even affect them since none of them are married or have kids.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

sweeperbravo posted:

This man just appeared in one of those "ONE WEIRD TIP" ads.

Get rid of ascites with this one weird tip!

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

NESguerilla posted:

The funny thing is that the things they rage about that could be considered a legitimate grievances , like child custody usually favoring the mother (I don't even know how much truth there is to that) don't even affect them since none of them are married or have kids.

Nah that one's pretty easy to debunk. Most cases favor the mother because most cases only the mother is seeking custody. In a majority of cases where the father actually is seeking custody he gets it. I think there's still a link debunking most MRA talking points in the first post of the feminism thread.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


rodbeard posted:

Nah that one's pretty easy to debunk. Most cases favor the mother because most cases only the mother is seeking custody. In a majority of cases where the father actually is seeking custody he gets it. I think there's still a link debunking most MRA talking points in the first post of the feminism thread.

Yeah. I meant that if it were true it would be a legitimate gripe but it still wouldn't affect any of them.

Edit: I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the reason they think it's such a problem is that it's such a common movie trope to have a loving dad who can't see his kids because his bitchy ex wife won't let him.

veni veni veni has a new favorite as of 18:05 on Jul 23, 2013

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


The joke here is that the overwhelming majority of those guys haven't been near a woman let alone in a relationship and this is where the basic source of their rage lies. It's the saddest kind of anger - one rooted in impotence.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Perestroika posted:

As for content:


That is a match made in synthetic heaven. :shobon:

edit: Because we can't see the guy's other arm, it's making me think of that episode of CatDog where they work at the cereal box stuffing factory, and the #1 cereal box stuffer has one massively muscled arm and one tiny, shriveled up atrophied one.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

rodbeard posted:

Nah that one's pretty easy to debunk. Most cases favor the mother because most cases only the mother is seeking custody. In a majority of cases where the father actually is seeking custody he gets it. I think there's still a link debunking most MRA talking points in the first post of the feminism thread.

Uh, no, the 'Tender years doctrine' is a real, and pretty objectionably bad, thing...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tender_years_doctrine

It is, of course, rooted in standard 'women are child carers, nothing more' sexism, not 'we hate men!' sexism.

e: as is pointed out there on wikipedia, it's *largely* rejected these days, but there are still quite a few (especially southern) family court judges that subscribe to it, and will send a kid to a known abusive mother over the father.

SybilVimes has a new favorite as of 18:28 on Jul 23, 2013

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

sweeperbravo posted:

That is a match made in synthetic heaven. :shobon:

edit: Because we can't see the guy's other arm, it's making me think of that episode of CatDog where they work at the cereal box stuffing factory, and the #1 cereal box stuffer has one massively muscled arm and one tiny, shriveled up atrophied one.

You can see his other arm, he's got it shoved in his pocket.

Vomax
Oct 12, 2005

?

Perestroika posted:

As for content:


I'm pretty sure his ladyfriend there is a transwoman, to go ahead and tie all this together.

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

5er posted:

I am glad he shows up to those pompous, snotty events dressed like an average-classed fat guy.

Geez, did someone's Oscars invitation get "lost in the mail"?

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


canyoneer posted:

The guy from the fake history channel pawn shop show getting married. At least he has sleeves.


I never knew The Count was a man o' the cloth.

Interesting.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL


Warned?

I think he just didn't get a joke.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Rambling Robot posted:

Warned?

I think he just didn't get a joke.

It's true. He looks like a sex offender, and those glasses complete the image.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Please god, let this meme catch on. I'll be good. Really.

Aerox
Jan 8, 2012
Don't worry, there are already a ton!

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/328/b/9/comparison_meme_by_caseyljones-d4h7939.jpg

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/331/a/0/behind_the_yoshi___comparison_meme_by_deviluigi-d4hgj6r.png

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/333/b/e/comparison_meme_by_kevindragon-d4hop1n.jpg

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/329/4/f/4fe16c22606d8adc06a56e2868fa94bf-d4hakcv.png

My favorite:

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2013/010/6/1/character_comparison_meme_by_redflare500-d5r33yb.png

[modedit: Don't leech from DevianArt.]

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Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

FrozenVent posted:

Please god, let this meme catch on. I'll be good. Really.




Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

FrozenVent posted:

Please god, let this meme catch on. I'll be good. Really.
It looks like it's already a huge deal

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

I know it's probably just weird lumpy padding, but such ample man breasts for such a lanky frame :psyduck:

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Aerox posted:

Don't worry, there are already a ton!


Not everyday you see tits paired with a goatee.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

I unironically want to know more about the griffon who plays center for the night squad of the Jaguars.

Zack_Gochuck
Jan 4, 2007

Stupid Wrestling People

This one had me rolling. Something about a huge muscular dragon just chillin' in his mom's basement, listening to OC Remix on his iPod and drawin' pictures of dragons.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Zack_Gochuck posted:

This one had me rolling. Something about a huge muscular dragon just chillin' in his mom's basement, listening to OC Remix on his iPod and drawin' pictures of dragons.

Next to his dragon statuette on top of a book.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Maybe a oldie

Aerox
Jan 8, 2012
Ok, I have a new favorite one, and then I'm going to stop looking at these because apparently there's an infinite number of them and I have work to do.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




I Before E posted:

Next to his dragon statuette on top of The Book Of Dragons.

Come on man, you can't miss important details like that. One would think that the dude doesn't like dragons or something crazy like that.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Serperoth posted:

Come on man, you can't miss important details like that. One would think that the dude doesn't like dragons or something crazy like that.

All we can see is that it's a book of ____gons. It could be a book of Flagons, or Wagons. He might love dragons and wagons.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Abu Dave posted:

Maybe a oldie



I don't even want to imagine the horror behind those fedoras.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Rhyno posted:

I don't even want to imagine the horror behind those fedoras.

You gotta love the one guy who didn't get the "lift your right leg" memo. Christ, it's like the beginning of the worlds lowest-effort and worst burlesque show.

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Abu Dave posted:

Maybe a oldie



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