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Baldbeard: Mar 26, 2011

What happens faster, a reply because of a ringless goatse, or a reply because of bad trigger discipline on gun pics?

# ? Jul 25, 2013 23:49

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# ? May 8, 2024 00:45

KnifeWrench: May 25, 2007; Practical and safe.; Bleak Gremlin

Baldbeard posted:

What happens faster, a reply because of a ringless goatse, or a reply because of bad trigger discipline on gun pics?

Or bad trigger discipline on a goatse?

# ? Jul 26, 2013 00:00

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Then we will weep when that tragically gets off in the wrong hands.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 00:11

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 26, 2013 01:53

Derek of the Andes: Dec 10, 2009

a kitten posted:

Wheee, Montana.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the state:

Why did you build a road there then?

This means something entirely different in Australia

# ? Jul 26, 2013 01:54

dud root: Mar 30, 2008

Derek of the Andes posted:

This means something entirely different in Australia

like what? :v:

# ? Jul 26, 2013 02:14

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Route sounds like Root.
Root means penetrative sexual intercourse.
Bad means poor or unfulfilling.

So the sign is saying that to travel down that road is the equivalent of an unfulfilling sexual experience.

But on the plus side, there is a rest stop.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 02:20

Derek of the Andes: Dec 10, 2009

BrigadierSensible posted:

Route sounds like Root.
Root means penetrative sexual intercourse.
Bad means poor or unfulfilling.

So the sign is saying that to travel down that road is the equivalent of an unfulfilling sexual experience.

But on the plus side, there is a rest stop.

Gotta have that post failed coitus cigarette!

# ? Jul 26, 2013 02:30

Bippie Mishap: Oct 12, 2012

I can't get past the actual Amish.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 02:40

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Derek of the Andes posted:

Gotta have that post failed coitus cigarette!

Even better the rest stops out here are all well known for gay hookup zones.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 02:44

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

By "here" you mean...?

# ? Jul 26, 2013 02:58

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Route sounds like Root.

Depending on the region, it can also sound that that in the US. Some places pronounce it to rhyme with root, and others to rhyme with pout.

And now that I've opened the Pandora's Box of regional pronunciation, have this:

He's saying what we're all thinking.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 05:13

Yo, imma blob: Apr 29, 2007; have you any wool

veedubfreak posted:

Holy poo poo, his head. LOOK AT IT, IT'S LITERALLY TWICE THE SIZE OF EVERYONE ELSE'S.

Please don't make fun of Andre the Giant. He has a posse.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 07:23

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Shoebills are pretty drat cool birds.

Duck in my way? gently caress that poo poo.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 07:31

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

veedubfreak posted:

Holy poo poo, his head. LOOK AT IT, IT'S LITERALLY TWICE THE SIZE OF EVERYONE ELSE'S.

e: What the gently caress am I doing?

# ? Jul 26, 2013 07:37

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

BrigadierSensible posted:

Route sounds like Root.
Root means penetrative sexual intercourse.
Bad means poor or unfulfilling.

So the sign is saying that to travel down that road is the equivalent of an unfulfilling sexual experience.

But on the plus side, there is a rest stop.

Route (as in the song Get Your Kicks on Route 66) is pronounced 'root' in much of the US as well.

Have some red hot chili peppers (sans socks) as pics for the pics gods.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 07:39

Yo, imma blob: Apr 29, 2007; have you any wool

# ? Jul 26, 2013 07:40

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

Detective Thompson posted:

Shoebills are pretty drat cool birds.

Duck in my way? gently caress that poo poo.

Aaaahaha look at how upset that duck is!

# ? Jul 26, 2013 07:46

stubblyhead: Sep 13, 2007; That is treason, Johnny!; Fun Shoe

Detective Thompson posted:

Shoebills are pretty drat cool birds.

Duck in my way? gently caress that poo poo.

drat, that's one goofy rear end bird. I thought frogmouths had that pretty well covered, but here's a new contender to the throne.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 08:05

ubergnu: Jun 7, 2002; Failed gothic

And now I have ruined Smaug for you. :smug:

# ? Jul 26, 2013 09:20

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

ubergnu posted:

You Smaug motherfucker.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 09:26

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 26, 2013 09:42

Balobam: Apr 28, 2012

Yo, imma blob posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 26, 2013 10:02

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Jul 26, 2013 10:16

Dr. Chainsaws PhD: May 21, 2011

Memento1979 posted:

After many drug-fueled nights of murdering people in cold blood, sometimes the only way to relax is a nice game of golf.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 10:54

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Memento1979 posted:

We did it for a lark! Part of a spree. High spirits, you know. Simple as that.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 10:57

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

# ? Jul 26, 2013 11:48

manderson: Aug 12, 2005; Human Extraordinaire

Detective Thompson posted:

This is the best, that duck is pissed!

# ? Jul 26, 2013 12:19

MichiganCubbie: Dec 11, 2008; I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Detective Thompson posted:

Shoebills are pretty drat cool birds.

Duck in my way? gently caress that poo poo.

Shoebills eat ducks. I hope he got away, because ducks are awesome.

gently caress geese though.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 12:51

Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

The MSJ posted:

Majestic Indiana. And not too far away is Zionsville.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 13:01

ubergnu: Jun 7, 2002; Failed gothic

# ? Jul 26, 2013 13:18

pookerbug: Jan 21, 2006; the vitreous humourist

ubergnu posted:

And now I have ruined Smaug for you.

"We've secretly replaced WETA Digital with ILM from 1983. Let's see if anyone notices...."

# ? Jul 26, 2013 13:44

Malachi Constant: Feb 2, 2006; I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

MichiganCubbie posted:

Shoebills eat ducks. I hope he got away, because ducks are awesome.

You sure? They seem like corkscrew-penis, raping, necrophiliac lunatics to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

# ? Jul 26, 2013 13:56

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

Memento1979 posted:

Do you like hurting people

# ? Jul 26, 2013 15:28

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

manderson posted:

This is the best, that duck is pissed!

Actually I was gonna comment that it's weird how the duck only seems moderately inconvenienced, it isn't even thrashing around with feathers everywhere. I looks like it's just going "Haha, very funny. Now put me down, George."

# ? Jul 26, 2013 15:52

Stormageddon: Jan 16, 2008; I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.

A stationary bill is not the easiest way to express a range of emotion.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 16:05

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

# ? Jul 26, 2013 17:55

SheepNameKiller: Jun 19, 2004

Gorilla Salad posted:

That's actually a really cool idea for a top.

Edit: I can't wait until men's tops start utilizing this technology for fake abs.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 17:59

Stormageddon: Jan 16, 2008; I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.

Yeah, that's really clever.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 17:59

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# ? May 8, 2024 00:45

couldcareless: Feb 8, 2009; Spheal used Swagger!

Gorilla Salad posted:

I dream one day I will have the free time and motivation to put something like this together.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 18:16

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