Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

John Dough posted:

You know, I was God once.

I saw. It was going well before everybody died.

# ? Jul 18, 2013 20:07

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 23:28

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

I saw. It was going well before everybody died.

Aww, I'm so embarrassed... I wish everyone else was dead.

# ? Jul 18, 2013 20:20

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

John Dough posted:

You know, I was God once.

Oh. Your. God!

# ? Jul 18, 2013 22:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Coleman posted:

Aww, I'm so embarrassed... I wish everyone else was ~~dead.~~getting hugs!

I'm meeting you ~~hippies~~protestors half-way :nixon:

# ? Jul 18, 2013 23:23

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Jerusalem posted:

I'm meeting you ~~hippies~~protestors half-way

We're appealing to your sense of decency!

# ? Jul 19, 2013 12:16

Milord: Apr 9, 2011; I, like you, like me.

John Dough posted:

We're appealing to your sense of decency!

I didn't ask you for a completely reasonable excuse. I asked you to get busy.

# ? Jul 19, 2013 17:39

SirSigma: Mar 21, 2013; Aspiring Polymath

I hate the less fortunate. They get all the breaks!

# ? Jul 20, 2013 04:27

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Hello! Quoting delivery for ... I.C.Weiner?

# ? Jul 23, 2013 23:41

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Hello! Quoting delivery for ... I.C.Weiner?

I hope that in time you'll realize what an idiot you've been.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 00:27

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Serella posted:

I hope that in time you'll realize what an idiot you've been.

I've been as dumb as Fry!

# ? Jul 25, 2013 20:12

kefkafloyd: Jun 8, 2006; What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses

Am not!

# ? Jul 25, 2013 21:52

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

I'd better test it with a dramatic

# ? Jul 25, 2013 22:42

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

PAUSE!

# ? Jul 25, 2013 22:43

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3. And 1 and 3 don't count.

# ? Jul 25, 2013 23:24

WhoIsBarryBostwick: Sep 17, 2008; You're going to like the way you look...I guarantee it.

Jerusalem posted:

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3. And 1 and 3 don't count.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 01:11

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3. And 1 and 3 don't count.

It was just a dream, Jerusalem. There's no such thing as two.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 01:30

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Jerusalem posted:

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3. And 1 and 3 don't count.

Fifty.. six.. ish?

# ? Jul 26, 2013 01:36

NowonSA: Jul 19, 2013; I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Fifty Six? Fifty Six?! Now that's all I can think of you no good... Fifty Sixer!

God drat am I going to miss this show.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 01:47

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

WhoIsBarryBostwick posted:

4?

....try again. A number between 1 and 3.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 03:40

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Jerusalem posted:

....try again. A number between 1 and 3.

Ooh! Ooh! M?

# ? Jul 26, 2013 04:16

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

FadingChord posted:

Ooh! Ooh! M?

......

Yeah. Yeah the number I was thinking of was M. You win. :rolleyes:

# ? Jul 26, 2013 04:17

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

I'm mentally ill.

# ? Jul 26, 2013 06:03

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

MariusLecter posted:

I'm mentally ill.

Bonjour, y'all!

# ? Jul 27, 2013 01:50

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

John Dough posted:

Bonjour, y'all!

Lousy gibberish! :argh:

# ? Jul 27, 2013 02:59

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Bodies are for hookers and fat people!

# ? Jul 30, 2013 13:05

SirSigma: Mar 21, 2013; Aspiring Polymath

TravBot posted:

Bodies are for hookers and fat people!

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!

# ? Aug 2, 2013 19:20

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

SirSigma posted:

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!

Anybody who laughs is a communist!

# ? Aug 2, 2013 19:38

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Coleman posted:

Anybody who laughs is a communist!

Our thread has been through so much this past year: quotes, gifs, perma-bans! But we've never lost our sense of what's truly important:

The great taste of Charleston Chew!

# ? Aug 2, 2013 20:16

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

John Dough posted:

Bonjour, y'all!

Je suis Napoleon!

# ? Aug 2, 2013 21:43

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Serella posted:

Je suis Napoleon!

Saw it coming. :geno:

# ? Aug 8, 2013 18:35

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

spankmeister posted:

Saw it coming.

Not till I get my 600 quatloos!

# ? Aug 12, 2013 15:36

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost