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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's the hilarious one.

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Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Her hair looks like a wig, which would push it past 'spraytan accident' and right into being actual blackface.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Not sure how well this picture comes out, I was trying to be discreet on the bus:



Yes, that is a guy with a cane, fedora, neckbeard, ponytail, waistcoat, and wallet chain. Was concerned he would m'lady me to death.

vandelay industries
Apr 6, 2007

what delay industries?

zoux posted:

Also a check mark for "no other people visible at birthday party".


OMG SA forums you just can't ask people why they're black.

hahahah it looks like she got a little too sweaty and physical at the bar after that a fresh coat of spay tan. That wig makes it even better.

Pitnicker
Apr 6, 2004

pdog posted:


Weird plushy: Check

Dude is :spergin: personified.

zoux posted:


OMG SA forums you just can't ask people why they're black.

Give the girl a break. I'd want a drink too after filming swap.avi.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Great Green Auk posted:



It came from tumblr. It knows where you sleep.

The guy on the right is wearing normal glasses. So in effect he is pulling his glasses down to blur the image. He's the smart one.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

horriblePencilist posted:

I feel really ashamed for knowing this, but this isn't even the half of it.
The Lyra cupholder model was quickly knocked out of the spotlight for "Worst pony merchandise" in favor for the new and improved version.

And when you thought it couldn't get any worse, there's this.

Both links very much :nws:.

So I'm trying to figure out the logistics of this. How do you have sex with a plush doll? It's not like your penis would go in and out easily. Do they use butter? Do they stick a flesh light inside of the hole? What do they do to clean it?

Also, yes, I would like to buy your semen-filled, used pony plush. How much are you asking?





Though this one that has been posted is more appropriate:



Bonus:

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

TinTower posted:

Not sure how well this picture comes out, I was trying to be discreet on the bus:



Yes, that is a guy with a cane, fedora, neckbeard, ponytail, waistcoat, and wallet chain. Was concerned he would m'lady me to death.

Ugh I get the that some people have really bad taste in clothes but stop using canes you morons. It is terrible for your back if you hunch your back all the time.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Rhyno posted:

The guy on the right is wearing normal glasses. So in effect he is pulling his glasses down to blur the image. He's the smart one.

Dude on the left is wearing transitions.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Frankston posted:

Dude on the left is wearing transitions.

So he's my high school chemistry teacher then.

Great Green Auk
Aug 31, 2011

It's chameleons all the way down.

Frankston posted:

Dude on the left is wearing transitions.

Who cares about glasses when there's an ogre about to eat your face?

Grope-A-Matic
Nov 16, 2008

sigh... you really suck at hand
to hand combat i wont lie and
this is way more challenging
then i thought it would be. to
teach you hand to hand combat,
alright i will try to teach you
some more hand to hand combat

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

Though this one that has been posted is more appropriate:



Is that Karategums?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Gramps has an animal-skin headcover and a bongo, he is like a loving modern-day SHAMAN!

And he's got a hipster for a granddaughter!



'Murica :911:

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007


Ah yes, another fine example of "how in the living gently caress do you take so many pictures of nothing." (Or as it's otherwise known, 98% of Flickr.) I'm a reasonably prolific photographer, and my own photos folder tops out at around 50,000 files. How it's possible to be this banal is way beyond me.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Red Bones posted:

Don't forget to dress up in your mum's kitchen and take a picture for this thread when you're done.

That'd be a good trick, since my Mom has been dead since 1996 and the family home was sold long ago. I'll rummage around and see if I have any of me in one of my other Victorians and post that.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

University Challenge is a gold mine for this stuff, to the extent it's easier to just post this guy, because he's a loving champion.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Grope-A-Matic posted:

Is that Karategums?

I believe it is. He's looking a little chunkier these days.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Grope-A-Matic posted:

Is that Karategums?
Yes.


So is this


(snagged them the last time this came up when we found a picture of an old gooncon that we thought he was in)

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Gramps has an animal-skin headcover and a bongo, he is like a loving modern-day SHAMAN!

And he's got a hipster for a granddaughter!



Do hipsters wear MLP gear these days?

Grope-A-Matic
Nov 16, 2008

sigh... you really suck at hand
to hand combat i wont lie and
this is way more challenging
then i thought it would be. to
teach you hand to hand combat,
alright i will try to teach you
some more hand to hand combat

Good Citizen posted:

Yes.


So is this


(snagged them the last time this came up when we found a picture of an old gooncon that we thought he was in)

How depressing it must be to be internet famous for the being the goofiest-looking person at a Brony meetup, of all things.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



Lookit them stretch marks. Gross.

And no, I'm pretty sure that nerds sporting tired out memes are the opposite of hipsters.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Grope-A-Matic posted:

How depressing it must be to be internet famous for the being the goofiest-looking person at a Brony meetup, of all things.

He'll probably embrace it.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001

Great Green Auk posted:



It came from tumblr. It knows where you sleep.

I'd love to know the context for this one. At first glance, I'd figure it's just her staging a photo to show off how everyone wants to look at her rear end, because what man can't resist a lady in oversized cargo pants? But then you say Tumblr, which makes me think it's part of a social justice "men are evil rear end lookers 100% of the time" sort of thing? Tumblr's nuts, I could see that going either way.

Great Green Auk
Aug 31, 2011

It's chameleons all the way down.

Bean posted:

I'd love to know the context for this one. At first glance, I'd figure it's just her staging a photo to show off how everyone wants to look at her rear end, because what man can't resist a lady in oversized cargo pants? But then you say Tumblr, which makes me think it's part of a social justice "men are evil rear end lookers 100% of the time" sort of thing? Tumblr's nuts, I could see that going either way.

Ding ding ding! It's from a "fat positivity" tumblr that an insufferable girl in my music history class wouldn't shut up about. I went there for kicks and my god, the awkward just oozes out of the screen.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

Is she wearing a collar?

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Hello here is a person talking about an oculus rift anime maid game where you stick your dick into a controller



This is a video of a man creating his maid

Help Im Alive has a new favorite as of 02:43 on Jul 31, 2013

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)
Reposting a classic.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
He must like her. He let her have the only wine glass.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

God, why didn't anyone anticipate all the creepy porn that would come with the Occulus Rift and its eventual successors?

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



Are they little sachets of lube?

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Frankston posted:

Are they little sachets of lube?

Yes. They're for use with the giant video game fleshlight, also pictured.

Pitnicker
Apr 6, 2004

Frankston posted:

Are they little sachets of lube?

Yes. And apparently the G Button on the front of the device is a "finishing animation." :frogsiren:

Also, the game being Japanese, your magical waifu has a censor bar over her snatch.

The real question is, how will otaku who croon about the superiority of 2D women deal with the paradox that their 2D women are now three dimensional?!

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011




I know this guy personally, he is like this all the time.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

My favorite part's the little PSP-like joypad on the controller.

Imagine walking in on someone lying back in their office chair, pants and underwear at their ankles, mouth agape as their thumb twiddles on the little joystick on the dicktroller. Their Rift and headset shuts them out from the outside world and they're none the wiser that you're staring across the room.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


So how much was that? Because I'm thinking plus the Oculus devkit he has to have spent upwards of $400 on that setup. I also like how he stresses that it's wireless, because that's my primary question about that whole kit.

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

Germstore posted:

He must like her. He let her have the only wine glass.

I'm pretty sure he has the only plastic glass. There's a wine glass rim barely visible in the bottom right.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

User-Friendly posted:

I'm pretty sure he has the only plastic glass. There's a wine glass rim barely visible in the bottom right.

This is obviously from a dorm and she probably brough her glass and the apple juice herself.

Pinball
Sep 15, 2006




Lonely Virgil posted:

Is she wearing a collar?

She is, indeed. I think it's one from that YOU HAVE COME TO A WORLD CALLED GOR *whipcrack* series.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Pinball posted:

She is, indeed. I think it's one from that YOU HAVE COME TO A WORLD CALLED GOR *whipcrack* series.

It seems like a lot of female Goreans are really fat

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Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Poniard posted:

I know this guy personally, he is like this all the time.

My boyfriend and I would like you to settle an argument. Is he a cowboy, a Viking, or an otaku? My vote is on none of the above, that he's a nerdy shut-in, and that is his mom's basement. He says the guy's a redneck and that's a trailer.

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