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Ugly In The Morning posted:What does that poo poo even mean? Shouldn't it be "Nothing can quench my thirst for Jesus?" Don't try to correct R. Kellys status updates.
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Aug 6, 2013 04:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VIue4lSCP4 American Women vs. Eastern European Women: pure, undistilled PUA. I'm still not sure if it's a parody.
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Aug 6, 2013 05:30
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Nouvelle Vague posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VIue4lSCP4 Roosh V is not a parody and that's part of what makes him so hilarious. Gross and PUA but in a hilarious way. If you want to see people reading his works and laughing at them, The F Plus is your friend. I still want to buy his Day Bang book just for how dumb the Amazon preview of it was. Have a little bit more of Roosh, stolen from the beginning of that F Plus episode. quote:
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Aug 6, 2013 05:38
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Oh poo poo I guess I'm gay because "sexy scientist/engineer" sounds pretty dope
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Aug 6, 2013 05:45
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When he mentions "crying a lot...on the inside" he looks all serious all of a sudden. Too close to home I guess  Haha, and no cupcake shops in eastern europe? How awful.
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Aug 6, 2013 05:48
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There's just so much wrong with that goddamned thing. I don't know where to start, because one problem brings up another, and goes back to old problems and into new ones again. I can't even make a joke about it, because my brain just goes "you can't leave out these other parts, either, because they're big problems." It's actually starting to hurt a little bit.
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Aug 6, 2013 05:50
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single-mode fiber posted:Oh poo poo I guess I'm gay because "sexy scientist/engineer" sounds pretty dope I was liking "sexy anesthesiologist" myself.
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Aug 6, 2013 05:51
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Sexy...security guard? I guess that could have some awesome connotations.   
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Aug 6, 2013 06:00
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According to that guy, I am totally gay for my wife.
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Aug 6, 2013 06:01
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single-mode fiber posted:Oh poo poo I guess I'm gay because "sexy scientist/engineer" sounds pretty dope Clearly he is unfamiliar with the work of Dr. Christmas Jones.
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Aug 6, 2013 06:06
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Inevitable posted:According to that guy, I am totally gay for my wife. Non-feminine loving homo
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Aug 6, 2013 06:08
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single-mode fiber posted:Oh poo poo I guess I'm gay because "sexy scientist/engineer" sounds pretty dope As does Sexy Business Manager. Isn't that a significant niche of porn? Some hot domineering boss "helping" one of her workers?
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Aug 6, 2013 06:09
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Clearly he is unfamiliar with the work of Dr. Christmas Jones. Then he must be Muslim because he doesn't celebrate Christmas.
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Aug 6, 2013 06:13
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Endymion FRS MK1 posted:As does Sexy Business Manager. Isn't that a significant niche of porn? Some hot domineering boss "helping" one of her workers? What's weird is Sexy PR Rep is totally a porn niche (as in, 'ohh I need to help boost office morale by sucking all these dicks') but at that point, Sexy Research Associate and Sexy Tort Attorney are also things because of hot lawyers and hot librarians. And then Sexy Teacher is boner inducing but college professor is so masculine so are all sexy teachers getting hit on by really horny gay men or does every guy turn gay when he sees a teacher because if you look at my graph brrrbggttfr  e: hell, all the rest of the boner-softening ones could break down to 'sexy businesswoman' or 'sexy nerdy girl' or 'sexy nurse'
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Aug 6, 2013 06:26
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I'm a teacher who educates other females so maybe that's some kind of double negative and why I'm still on the sexy list? Or is it some kind of confirmation bias because it is nearly impossible to induce any boner softening in a room half full of fifteen year old boys?
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Aug 6, 2013 06:27
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I think the fact that he put teachers and libraries on the "uneducated and sexy" list (even though they are jobs that require educations) shows how much he undervalues stereotypically-female professions. So this is really "women shouldn't have jobs that men should have" more than anything. I mean we already knew he had a low opinion of women but that just tops it off really.
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Aug 6, 2013 06:29
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diarmuidqq posted:I was liking "sexy anesthesiologist" myself. One of my exgirlfriends is a sexy primatologist, guess Im gay.
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Aug 6, 2013 06:31
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Dreadwroth posted:One of my exgirlfriends is a sexy primatologist, guess Im gay. A sexy proctologist is right up my alley.
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Aug 6, 2013 07:23
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Nouvelle Vague posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VIue4lSCP4 Not a parody. If it's the same guy I think it is, the Southern Poverty Law Center took notice of him because of how much he seems to hate women.
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Aug 6, 2013 07:30
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Aug 6, 2013 07:39
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MageMage posted:Nah I think it was the doctor that was transgender That.... Thing.... Was the doctor....
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Aug 6, 2013 07:43
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Wow that chart really is baffling. I guess it explains a lot that he equates happiness consisting solely of how big a boner he gets from his girlfriend. The thinly veiled "If you don't agree with me you're just one of them gays" is pretty hilarious too. Did this guy get writing tips from Youtube comments or something. Also, I kinda wanna see this guy's credentials if he puts teacher on the lower tiers of education. Yeah, a university degree that takes 5 years (at least back here) is pretty much just like being a plumber. Content:  Half of the time in this thread I can't tell if anything is a parody or not. My mind just refuses to accept the possibility.
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Aug 6, 2013 08:12
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Dreadwroth posted:One of my exgirlfriends is a sexy primatologist, guess Im gay. I dated a sexy forensic entomologist for a while. She investigated insect activity on corpses and other decaying stuff. May as well have twelve dicks up my rear end for that one.
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Aug 6, 2013 08:13
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I think I'm broken because the thing that makes me maddest about that femininity chart is that you need a Master's degree to be a librarian.
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Aug 6, 2013 08:58
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BattleMaster posted:I think the fact that he put teachers and libraries on the "uneducated and sexy" list (even though they are jobs that require educations) shows how much he undervalues stereotypically-female professions. So this is really "women shouldn't have jobs that men should have" more than anything. Let's face it: any woman with two brain cells and free will isn't going to want to have anything to do with him. Waitress should probably be dropped from the list, as it requires literacy. That leaves him with such sexy choices as, 'two dollar hooker', 'homeless lady' and 'cat box cleaner'.
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Aug 6, 2013 09:26
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I keep posting hats but they crack me up. Take someone, add a completely unnecessary out of place accessory on top of it, it's almost a form of humor. Can you see the little feather on the side ?  Goontleman  School day I really hope they actually wear this.
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Aug 6, 2013 09:46
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Uggggggh wear properly-sized jewelry for your piercings! That drives me batshit. It's not even that hard to get custom-length pieces anymore. Anyway.  Inbreeding is so sad. And hilarious.  Kheldragar posted:She looks like a wood elf fresh from the Oblivion character creater. Holy poo poo you're right. Scathach has a new favorite as of 09:58 on Aug 6, 2013 |
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Aug 6, 2013 09:46
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Oh, look! They let him out of his cage. No wonder he's happy.
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Aug 6, 2013 09:49
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She looks like a wood elf fresh from the Oblivion character creater.
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Aug 6, 2013 09:56
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Serperoth posted:That word is "meal", not meat. And the comments are in the comments section. It's one of the few times I have no idea what he (presumably) did that's bad. Is she (again, presumably) mad over a good "review"? Oh, then I can't read, and also the server is just quite.... sensitive?
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I've been following this thread for a while, and I've always said to myself that if I ever saw a weirdo worthy of posting here, that I would just let them be and not put their picture online for the entertainment of others. I found out last night that I will make an exception if you're 30+, the current guitarist for the Chili Peppers, and you're wearing Justin Bieber's "I just dropped a load in my pants" sweats. Thanks to this thread, I spent less time watching Anthony and Flea bounce around and too much time looking at the dude's butt-flap. PS: I've never been the guy with his phone out at a show; this is me taking one for the team.
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Aug 6, 2013 10:11
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I think this guy is modeling the Fiesta Blue dinner jacket from the Miami Vice collection.  In which case he is awesome.
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Aug 6, 2013 12:00
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What the hell is going on in this picture?
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semiavrage posted:What the hell is going on in this picture? Enlarge the picture and you can see the Bieber pants.
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Robohobobro posted:Content: http://youtu.be/JaP-Vc4LJ3w This guy is a massive trainwreck. JustinRPG. Won't take you long to get more stuff on this guy.   Little hard to see this one, but he's marrying his beloved Pokemon, Reshiram.  Then you get into the poop stuff, but I'll leave it to you to dig that up. Bart Fargo has a new favorite as of 13:51 on Aug 6, 2013 |
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Aug 6, 2013 13:46
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All I'm saying is that I am a raging homo for my college professor. SA you're my only hope. I don't have any pictures to share with you but a guy I know (a friend of a friend) went to some con a week ago that was about a specific shipping pair. Not the show or series or anything, but one specific pairing of characters (who are both underage). I guess there are enough fans of this pairing to justify a con? He's spent the weak since then gushing about all the porn he got there, and how the eeeeeeeeeebil producers of the show are secretly forcing the characters to be straight. Luckily, the brave, queer friendly writers include hints for all the TRUE FANS in every episode about how the characters are frotting like crazy. This dude is like 40 and weighs like 400 pounds, btw, and tells me he needs to ship underage girls because hot girls refuse to date him.
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A depressing gamer, probably has tourettes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97nDANMC8kI jump to ~35 homoedit: I'm also totally gay for my IT project manager. unpacked robinhood has a new favorite as of 14:23 on Aug 6, 2013 |
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Bart Fargo posted:http://youtu.be/JaP-Vc4LJ3w Hey do I get extra anti PUA points if my last girlfriend was a geeky history major?
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