Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em.
We'll find ways to simulate that smell...

Please stop sinning while I'm singing!

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LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

There must be quoters worse than I.

# ? Aug 13, 2013 23:36

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

LooseChanj posted:

There must be quoters worse than I.

You're lumpy, and you smell awful!

Whale biologist.

# ? Aug 13, 2013 23:38

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

I took the Golden Bender out and my friends and I now use him as the Robber token in Settlers of Catan.

That's the greatest thing I ever saw!

# ? Aug 13, 2013 23:46

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

LooseChanj posted:

There must be quoters worse than I.

We checked it out, there really aren't.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 00:42

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Jerusalem posted:

That's the greatest thing I ever saw!

Go, man, go!

# ? Aug 14, 2013 03:23

SirSigma: Mar 21, 2013; Aspiring Polymath

John Dough posted:

We checked it out, there really aren't.

Then please let me explain: my quotes were merely boyish pranks.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 06:59

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

SirSigma posted:

Then please let me explain: my quotes were merely boyish pranks.

You quoted boy scouts, nuns, and banks!

# ? Aug 14, 2013 10:54

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

John Dough posted:

You quoted boy scouts, nuns, and banks!

Bort.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 11:42

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

MariusLecter posted:

Bort.

My name isn't Bort. It's JOHN F______ ZOIDBERG!

# ? Aug 14, 2013 12:42

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TravBot posted:

You're lumpy, and you smell awful!

Whale biologist.

Better quote what he said... He's a whale biologist.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 18:39

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Better quote what he said... He's a whale biologist.

I'm well aware of that!

# ? Aug 14, 2013 18:42

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Coleman posted:

I'm well aware of that!

You sound like my tennis instructor :rolleyes:

# ? Aug 14, 2013 18:46

SirSigma: Mar 21, 2013; Aspiring Polymath

First prize is 500 dollars and a year's supply of dog food!

# ? Aug 14, 2013 20:43

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

SirSigma posted:

First prize is 500 dollars and a year's supply of dog food!

You give lungs now. Gills come next week.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 22:46

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

TravBot posted:

You give lungs now. Gills come next week.

Did it just get warmer?

# ? Aug 14, 2013 23:29

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Did it just get warmer?

Bort.

# ? Aug 15, 2013 01:04

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

TravBot posted:

My name isn't Bort. It's JOHN F______ ZOIDBERG!

I already did!

# ? Aug 15, 2013 01:25

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

What smells like bloody sinuses?

# ? Aug 15, 2013 03:38

SirSigma: Mar 21, 2013; Aspiring Polymath

I'm shocked. SHOCKED!

Well, not that shocked.

# ? Aug 15, 2013 04:05

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Root Bear posted:

What smells like bloody sinuses?

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

# ? Aug 16, 2013 04:30

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

John Dough posted:

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

Oooh, oooh, was THAT the quote you remembered?

# ? Aug 16, 2013 05:45

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Jerusalem posted:

Oooh, oooh, was THAT the quote you remembered?

Shut up baby, you know it.

# ? Aug 16, 2013 12:25

SirSigma: Mar 21, 2013; Aspiring Polymath

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.

# ? Aug 16, 2013 17:58

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

SirSigma posted:

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.

And you were there! And you were there! And you were there! :argh:

# ? Aug 16, 2013 18:01

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

John Dough posted:

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

Did time just skip, or did I just stroke out there for a moment?

# ? Aug 16, 2013 19:44

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Serella posted:

Did time just skip, or did I just stroke out there for a moment?

What's causing it? Is it my outfit?

# ? Aug 16, 2013 19:47

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

What's causing it? Is it my outfit?

It is! My precious torso!

# ? Aug 16, 2013 20:47

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Coleman posted:

What's causing it? Is it my outfit?

You don't see us running off to buy brand-name merchandise at low, low prices.

# ? Aug 17, 2013 00:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

John Dough posted:

You don't see us running off to buy brand-name merchandise at low, low prices.

I'm very disappointed in you, John Dough

# ? Aug 17, 2013 00:36

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Jerusalem posted:

I'm very disappointed in you, John Dough

You couldn't afford it, honey.

# ? Aug 17, 2013 00:44

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

John Dough posted:

You couldn't afford it, honey.

How come we don't get a military discount?

# ? Aug 17, 2013 00:47

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

John Dough posted:

You couldn't afford it, honey.

If you were my kid, you'd get a quick talking to... from your father :shobon:

....when he got home from the Senate. :allears:

# ? Aug 17, 2013 01:53

lets go swimming: Sep 6, 2012; EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

How come we don't get a military discount?

War were declared. :siren:

# ? Aug 17, 2013 12:27

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

onoflalks posted:

War were declared.

Thhhphphphph. This ham gum is all bones!

# ? Aug 17, 2013 17:18

kefkafloyd: Jun 8, 2006; What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses

Hot diggity daffodil!

# ? Aug 17, 2013 18:17

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Antiquing?

:happyelf:

# ? Aug 17, 2013 22:04

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

onoflalks posted:

War were declared.

The Forums decided women weren't fit for quoting. Not when I'm modding.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 02:24

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

DrBouvenstein posted:

The Forums decided women weren't fit for quoting. Not when I'm modding.

I'd follow him anywhere, I would!

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Serella posted:

I'd follow him anywhere, I would!

Have the boy lay out my formal shorts.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 03:06

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