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Does this smell like chloroform to you? He is practicing.
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I'm a veteran of the internet wars and have always had a soft spot for CL personal ads... but really what the hell is he even saying? http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cas/4002267125.html
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Aug 17, 2013 03:30
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:but really what the hell is he even saying? "I ran out of my medication"
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Aug 17, 2013 03:35
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Crow Jane posted:... that's actually kind of awesome. At least if you can manage not to imagine what he's going to do with it. The technique? Yes, pretty cool. The choice of subject? Pretty drat awkward.
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Aug 17, 2013 03:35
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Well, yes, of course. Still better than 98% of fan art, though.
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Aug 17, 2013 03:37
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Breetai posted:He flat-out attempted to trigger a rape victim but telling her that she deserved it and probably craved her rapists' cum, as well as a couple of paragraphs of other vile poo poo that I don't have the required sense of masochism to remember. He is that guy who doesn't understand the difference between positive and negative attention writ large. I'm actually a man. Easy mistake to make since he didn't realize that at all. That aspect was really pretty ironic considering that MRAs are always complaining that feminists say only women get raped.
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:I'm a veteran of the internet wars and have always had a soft spot for CL personal ads... but really what the hell is he even saying? I'm more so wondering how someone can have sex for 7 hours. Also, "Sexual yelling expert" sounds like quite the accomplishment. edit: Semen wax therapy; man, this craigslist ad is just the best. edit2: Portland sounds like a magical place. 
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Aug 17, 2013 03:42
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nutranurse posted:I'm more so wondering how someone can have sex for 7 hours. I'm trying to figure out what a "penis tantrum" is. Seven hours of sex just sounds painful. And I imagine it'd get a bit boring after a while.
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Aug 17, 2013 03:46
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Aug 17, 2013 04:33
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Because celebrities like Orlando Bloom and Bruno Mars endorse them. If you go to the spirit hoodie website Orlando Bloom even models some. Also they have headphones in them.
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Aug 17, 2013 04:39
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Double Plus Good posted:Ah, yes, this is the perfect term to describe this! A non-nerdy friend went to the midnight premiere of The Hobbit with me and was so irritated by this kind of behavior in the theater. It was mainly before the movie started, when everyone was just waiting around in their seats. People just falling over each other to shout the next meme, louder, more obscure, in this weird battle to be the nerdiest nerd in the crowd. He wasn't, so he was just baffled and irritated that every few minutes some nasally voice would shout out "THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD" and there would be this uproar of "HAHAHAHA, AHAHAHA, HA! HA! HAHA!!!" And then before the laughter could even die down, someone else had to shout out that they, too, knew things. You know that high-pitched giggle that the girls in the Foam!!! xDDDD!! video do? There was a lot of that too. That nervous, "I made a joke, people are paying attention to me!" laugh. There's a theater in Boston that's showing The Princess Bride next weekend, and as cool/fun as it would be to see it on a big screen this is precisely why I don't want to go. I saw the RiffTrax Live show last night as well, and my crowd seemed pretty good except for one guy with a really loud and obnoxious laugh. I remember him busting out laughing especially hard after an AT&T joke. I guess he must really hate that company or something, who knows.
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Aug 17, 2013 04:50
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Sappo569 posted:Yikes, someone let it get away from him. Maybe just maybe it's just puddle stain from riding a bike in the rain. Most likely just poop.
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LingcodKilla posted:Maybe just maybe it's just puddle stain from riding a bike in the rain. I'd say softball practice.
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Sappo569 posted:I think this should fit the awkward portion, not an ugly person by any means. This bullshit was all started here in my town, the Chive jagoffs used to frequent the bar I worked at. They were hilariously inept and talking to women which makes the whole Chive thing even more hilarious.
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Rhyno posted:This bullshit was all started here in my town, the Chive jagoffs used to frequent the bar I worked at. They were hilariously inept and talking to women which makes the whole Chive thing even more hilarious. Guess it all makes sense then, they are the ultimate PUA. Start a website, get loads of half naked women to post to it. Use the money from selling shirts to online, to then purchase those half-naked women to make you look cool For some reason the whole Chive thing just rubs me the wrong way, even the charity work they do gives me a strange feeling
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Sinners Sandwich posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNaFT47npW8#at=516 Oh please this is incredible and you all know it. You're just spinning it in a way to make it seem creepy. It would fit just as we'll in the coolest fanart thread.
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Aug 17, 2013 05:44
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pageerror404 posted:Oh please this is incredible and you all know it. You're just spinning it in a way to make it seem creepy. It would fit just as we'll in the coolest fanart thread. If he hadn't touched her lips with his fingers, in what I'm assuming is a transferred kiss, I would agree with you. The choice of character + the kiss is too close to sex doll for me.
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Crow Jane posted:Ladies and gentlemen, please meet my friendly neighborhood meter reader. I don't get this. Don't meter readers spend all day on their feet walking around? All the ones I've ever seen looked pretty fit.
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Aug 17, 2013 05:50
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Gorilla Salad posted:I don't get this. Don't meter readers spend all day on their feet walking around? All the ones I've ever seen looked pretty fit. Maybe it's the kind of meter maid that has those golf karts. And I've seen some real whales patrolling the streets.
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 I've been going through facebook unfriending a lot of people from HighSchool. Came accross him:   Also, his likes...  http://i.imgur.com/fgzKKE4.jpg
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Aug 17, 2013 06:19
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Nikaer Drekin posted:There's a theater in Boston that's showing The Princess Bride next weekend, and as cool/fun as it would be to see it on a big screen this is precisely why I don't want to go. It's not so bad for regular events, by that I mean stuff like Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight showings, although, I guess those don't exactly attract nerds, more something else I can't even put a name to. There's a way to show solidarity when it comes to the things you like and finding ways to enhance the enjoyment of that particular thing with others who have similar taste, but it all boils down to the same bottom line, these people don't know how to interact socially, and boil it down into some sort of facsimile gruel that amounts to "Do things in front of other people and be noticed." instead.
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Dude I know used to have of liking weird porn pages like that. It's like he doesn't realize that other people can see what he likes on facebook.
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JebanyPedal posted:It's not so bad for regular events, by that I mean stuff like Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight showings, although, I guess those don't exactly attract nerds, more something else I can't even put a name to. I had an experience similar to yours when I went to see Pacific Rim for the first time at an IMAX theater. Seems that some Tumblrites were hosting "Jagercon", complete with discussions of slash fiction, glomping and holding up signs to find eachother in the maximum 30 person line. My Rifftrax experience was much better than I had expected. Although I guess I was one of those weirdos because I chose to wear my Puma Man shirt.
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Ulfhednar posted:Came accross him: I love how he says he could benchpress 'his' girlfriend, he looks weedy as gently caress and I can guarantee he has noodle arms. He looks like he could barely benchpress the bar.
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Aug 17, 2013 09:34
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The most awkward part is the computer in a case made from cardboard and duct tape (above and to the right of the actual computer case).
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Did anyone else notice the hair on the back of Jack's head is wig hair? That's creepy in itself.
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Cordyceps Headache posted:The choice of character + the kiss is too close to sex doll for me. Papercraft doesn't seem like the most practical way to build a sex doll. "Yeah, I like my chicks inflexible, flimsy and crushable. Phwoarh!"
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Ulfhednar posted:Also, his likes... Ain't nothing wrong with liking heavy metal and porn. Putting the latter all over Facebook is kind of weird, though. Stoatbringer posted:"Yeah, I like my chicks inflexible, flimsy and crushable. Phwoarh!" I think we both know that is more than likely an actual fetish. Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 11:03 on Aug 17, 2013 |
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Ulfhednar posted:Came accross him: Michael Cera sure loves his porn, huh.
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Red Bones posted:Michael Cera sure loves his porn, huh. I'm not falling for another one of these "goons don't know what people look like and can't match faces" posts!
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He reminds me a little of that kid (ironically?) bragging about smoking in school, that was posted a while back. Here he is: I think it's the haircut.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Why are these hats even a thing? They're pretty cute, dude. And normal people wear them.
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Nikaer Drekin posted:There's a theater in Boston that's showing The Princess Bride next weekend, and as cool/fun as it would be to see it on a big screen this is precisely why I don't want to go. A year or two ago, one of the local colleges hosted a showing of 2001, followed by a Q&A with Keir Dullea. There were a handful of people who would not stop loving laughing during all of the HAL scenes. I was going to write some hyperbole or make a joke here, but I think I've said enough. When I saw Pacific Rim, it was a 100% nerd audience but it was on a weekday night, so it was people mature enough to bathe and not act like assholes.
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Aug 17, 2013 11:50
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Phlegmish posted:He reminds me a little of that kid (ironically?) bragging about smoking in school, that was posted a while back. Here he is: Dammit, people like this are why we constantly had fire alarms going off in the dorms at 3AM
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I used to read that webcomic all the time as a kid. Ah, the good old days when a comic about talking animals just looked like children's entertainment, not a neckbeard furry pedophile's fantasy. (And holy poo poo, it's still going on. It's been 15 years  )
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Phlegmish posted:He reminds me a little of that kid (ironically?) bragging about smoking in school, that was posted a while back. Here he is: I guess Keanu Reeves fell for peer pressure 
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Why are these hats even a thing? My wife has one. They were pretty popular last year. Off the top of my head, Borgore wore one in the video for Decisions, and Connie Britton wore one in Seeking a Friend for the End of the World.
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