Aleph Null posted:

Do you know who thinks it lazy? People without children or people with grown children.

Edit: funny picture

Jeff Goldblum IRL posted:

Laugh all you want at that picture, but the major chair manufacturers do not gently caress around. In the last year I have had to take a crew into two separate major companies' local offices to perform extremely specific maintenance because:

Company A had a single person in Canada fall off their chair (out of probably a few hundred thousand employees in this exact chair at that company alone). Every location across both the US and Canada (possibly other places) had to have a fourteen-point inspection done on every single chair because of this. Out of the 800 or so my company did, we found zero problems.

Company B decided that, with enough concentrated effort, an employee could conceivably remove the back cushion on their chair, which would then have to be popped back into place for the chair to be fully functional again (total time investment should this happen: like twenty seconds). Because of this, they sent a representative and contracted furniture installation/service companies in at least five countries across the world that I know of for sure to go in and put five self-tapping screws directly into the back of every chair, roughly eight hundred at the location I serviced, so that this was impossible (total time investment per chair: like two to eight minutes).

rodbeard posted:

A few years back a teenage boy was killed when his office chair broke in a way that led to a spring literally tearing his rear end in a top hat open causing him to bleed to death. So I think I understand why they might be a bit nervous after that.

Say Nothing posted:

lushka16 posted:

Wait... can we come back to this? Where is this from?

Male Man posted:

a gravity bong bong

Male Man posted:

To be fair it was a pretty sweet bong and my mom said she was proud of me but my boss said I was an idiot because it was a gravity bong which isn't technically a bong because the smoke isn't filtered through water but since then I've been working on a gravity bong bong so I think I'll get the last laugh.

Revener posted:

Open, light, draw, remove bowl, close, hit. I call it The Snork.

syscall girl posted:

Sup baby lungs. Enjoy your toilet water.

7thBatallion posted:

How does the smoke go down into the cave?

syscall girl posted:

7thBatallion posted:

How does the smoke go down into the cave?

Wouldn't it work better with the pot at the cave entrance, a fan blowing the smoke in the cave, and a bunch of dudes inside.

Or have the cave a closed system.

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

I think if the cave was a closed system you could technically suffocate

7thBatallion posted:

Or have the cave a closed system.

Ok Fella posted:

Baby steps. Baby steps.

Skeleton Ape posted:

Don't smoke a weed.

Stormageddon posted:

I know almost nothing about sportsball, but that's called traveling, right?

Tide posted:

Skeleton Ape posted:

Don't smoke a weed.

Trast posted:

He just looks so pleased with himself.

Tide posted:

mrpwase posted:

Looks like a guilty dog to me.

syscall girl posted:

They really need to stop making these things. It's like telling a goon 'if you click through this link you're going to regret it' and it's the same story every time. You know that button is getting pushed, and pushed hard.

Dynastocles posted:

The old timey British martial art of "baritsu"



"In 1899, Barton-Wright summarised the essential principles of Bartitsu as:

1. To disturb the equilibrium of your assailant.
2. To surprise him before he has time to regain his balance and use his strength.
3. If necessary, to subject the joints of any parts of his body, whether neck, shoulder, elbow, wrist, back, knee, ankle, etc. to strains that they are anatomically and mechanically unable to resist."

I say, old chap