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Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Jerusalem posted:

Have the boy lay out my formal shorts.

The boy sir?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Athenry posted:

The boy sir?

You.

You lay out my formal shorts.

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Jerusalem posted:

You.

You lay out my formal shorts.

Sir, it is not recommended or wise to be naked.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

TravBot posted:

Sir, it is not recommended or wise to be naked.

Bah, you sound like my posting instructor

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TravBot posted:

Sir, it is not recommended or wise to be naked.

I have made it with a woman.

Inform the goons.

SirSigma
Mar 21, 2013

Aspiring Polymath
I am the man with no name! Zapp Brannigan at your service!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SirSigma posted:

I am the man with no name! Zapp Brannigan at your service!

I call it Brannigan's Law!

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Jerusalem posted:

I call it Brannigan's Law!
I call it a Hawking-Hole.

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

Jerusalem posted:

I call it Brannigan's Law!

EROTIC!

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

SirSigma posted:

I am the man with no name! Zapp Brannigan at your service!

The name's, uh, Smith. Zapp Smith. Brannigan.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

SirSigma posted:

I am the man with no name! Zapp Brannigan at your service!


You're supposed to be cutting the ribbon, sir... :sigh:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






It's built like a steakhouse, but it handles like a bistro!

Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

spankmeister posted:

It's built like a steakhouse, but it handles like a bistro!

Spankmeister, prepare to take the blame! Steady...

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!
The best way to a woman's bed is through her parents- sleep with them and you're in!

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

LooseChanj posted:

The best way to a woman's bed is through her parents- sleep with them and you're in!

Amateur hour's over. Let me show you why they call me "The Velour Fog"!

SirSigma
Mar 21, 2013

Aspiring Polymath
The Brainballs! They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of chutzpah!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Jerusalem posted:



AROOOOOO-HAHAHAHA :nixon:

WHO'S KICKING WHO AROUND NOW, EH? AAAAARROROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :nixon:

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Alter Ego posted:

WHO'S KICKING WHO AROUND NOW, EH? AAAAARROROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :nixon:

FALL! FALL! FALL, DAMMIT, FALL! :nixon:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TravBot posted:

The name's, uh, Smith. Zapp Smith. Brannigan.

Lee-la...Man...Lemon...

Lee Lemon, sir!

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

DrBouvenstein posted:

Lee-la...Man...Lemon...

Lee Lemon, sir!

Oh thank god! I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a girl!

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


DrBouvenstein posted:

Lee-la...Man...Lemon...

Lee Lemon, sir!

Lemon, you're a man's man. You're a man's man's man.

Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Oh thank god! I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a girl!
We should do it again sometime!

kefkafloyd
Jun 8, 2006

What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses
There's been too many body bags and ball sacks.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

kefkafloyd posted:

There's been too many body bags and ball sacks.

Who are you and why are you posting under kefkafloyd's name and using their avatar!?! :tinfoil:

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!
It's just like quoting. Y'know... left, down, rotate sixty-two degrees, engage rotor...

Klungar
Feb 12, 2008

Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

LooseChanj posted:

It's just like quoting. Y'know... left, down, rotate sixty-two degrees, engage rotor...

I know how to quote! <:mad:>

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Klungar posted:

I know how to quote! <:mad:>

:nixon: Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average quoter is as drunk and stupid as ever!

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Well he lost my vote.

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x141 KERNEL PANIC

Don't blame me, I'm a non-quoting felon :colbert:

SirSigma
Mar 21, 2013

Aspiring Polymath
Then he sold my mom's VCR back to me. And later I found out he was doing drugs!

Klungar
Feb 12, 2008

Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

SirSigma posted:

Then he sold my mom's VCR back to me. And later I found out he was doing drugs!

It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip! :lsd:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SirSigma posted:

Then he sold my mom's VCR back to me. And later I found out he was doing drugs!

But I didn't use your toothbrush!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Hey, guess what you goons are accessories too! :)

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Is it my torso?

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!
So we're in international quotes right now, right?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

LooseChanj posted:

So we're in international quotes right now, right?

Nonsense! I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that!

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Nonsense! I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that!

But won't that change the quoteline?

Klungar
Feb 12, 2008

Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

LooseChanj posted:

But won't that change the quoteline?

Don't you worry about quoteline, let me worry about blank!

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

LooseChanj posted:

But won't that change the quoteline?

Klungar posted:

Don't you worry about quoteline, let me worry about blank!

You fools! You foolish fools!

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Mister Kingdom posted:

Nonsense! I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that!

You would think I'd remember something like that! And who are you anyway?!

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