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isoprenaline
Jun 4, 2005

And there, till Christ call forth the dead,
In silence let him lie:
No need to waste the foolish tear,
Or heave the windy sigh:
The man had killed the thing he loved,
And so he had to die.

TinTower posted:

Ahuyiva Harel has a mutual friend with me on Facebook. :ohdear:



Apart from those teeth is this guy (internet)famous for something?

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

isoprenaline posted:

Apart from those teeth is this guy (internet)famous for something?

She has an Encyclopedia Dramatica entry, I'm pretty sure. My recollection is that she has some kind of ridiculous RPG fantasy life in which she's a Marxist guerilla, that she has alienated people by being jerky and inappropriate in both online and in-person support groups for trans people and LGBTQ people in general, and that she had some kind of flame war with Chris-Chan.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
It's all coming together. Same individual who was interviewed wearing a Chinese army looking uniform in an Occupy video, right?

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

MoreLikeTen posted:

Twee? Where in the world is that word from?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3517574

Twee thread yo.

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

cutefatasiancouple.jpg

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

That couple is racist as hell.


Edit: Although I do wanna grab that dude by his cheek handles and shake his head back and forth.

Rujo King
Jun 28, 2007

I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

I went to an anime convention once and encountered a large guy there wearing almost exactly the same clothes, only with a pink skirt instead. (He was with some other people, including a fat guy dressed like Sailor Moon.) The only saving grace about him was that he seemed to be mentally challenged (Mr. Sailor Moon was his helper), and was walking around giving people hugs.

I ain't going to lie, I gave a hug to the man.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
God drat there a lot of people who want to gently caress ponies in this world. Makes the realdoll hoarders seem normal somehow. Speaking of real doll hoarders, meet Gordon Griggs.







Bonus image. Edited for table breaking.

http://i44.tinypic.com/15o8dck.jpg

What's that, 5 different dolls at, what, $3000 - $4000 a pop? Or did he just change the wigs on a few? I can't tell, but holy poo poo. Dude likes him some sex dolls.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
The real thing about Real Dolls that gross me out is wondering about the clean-up process.

birds
Jun 28, 2008


You just know that right after those pictures were taken, he went and hosed those dolls. :barf:

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

He looks like he played guitar in an 80s thrash band, but I can't think which one.

I'm going to go with all of them.

Tsunemori
Nov 20, 2006

HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH

nutranurse posted:

The real thing about Real Dolls that gross me out is wondering about the clean-up process.
The vaginas/butts are often detachable and machine-washable. I know this because

Tyrone Biggums
Mar 5, 2013

nutranurse posted:

The real thing about Real Dolls that gross me out is wondering about the clean-up process.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



nutranurse posted:

The real thing about Real Dolls that gross me out is wondering about the clean-up process.

What's really freaky is the pictures of the dolls sent in for repairs.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
edit^^^:I'm not gonna GIS that.


That's... really dark. Somehow.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



nutranurse posted:

edit^^^:I'm not gonna GIS that.


There were pics posted in the old dollfucker threads which some were so badly damaged that had they been injuries on a person, the person would've been dead from them.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

BiggerBoat posted:

God drat there a lot of people who want to gently caress ponies in this world. Makes the realdoll hoarders seem normal somehow. Speaking of real doll hoarders, meet Gordon Griggs.







Bonus image. Edited for table breaking.

http://i44.tinypic.com/15o8dck.jpg

What's that, 5 different dolls at, what, $3000 - $4000 a pop? Or did he just change the wigs on a few? I can't tell, but holy poo poo. Dude likes him some sex dolls.

The look in this guy's eyes is going to give me nightmares. It's like he's about to rape me through the computer screen.

M_Sinistrari posted:

There were pics posted in the old dollfucker threads which some were so badly damaged that had they been injuries on a person, the person would've been dead from them.

Yeah, that explains it. Sociopaths all around. At least they have plastic dolls to take it out on :(

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

She has good grooming habits, a clean and nicely decorated room, a job, and a boyfriend, so I guess my brain just spazzed when comparing her to the rest of the crazy bastards who end up in this thread. However, upon reflection... yeah she's awkward in a really specific way.







I think she wants to be a 12 year old K-Pop star or something.

My god, those aren't calves, those are full-grown cattle.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

She has good grooming habits, a clean and nicely decorated room, a job, and a boyfriend, so I guess my brain just spazzed when comparing her to the rest of the crazy bastards who end up in this thread. However, upon reflection... yeah she's awkward in a really specific way.







I think she wants to be a 12 year old K-Pop star or something.

With calves like that all I can think of is:

Double Plus Good
Nov 4, 2009

Improbable Lobster posted:

That is literally the worst wedgie I have ever seen. That looks really goddamn uncomfortable.

Really, really terrible choice of pants. If she wanted to keep doing her whole "twerk miley" schtick, I have no idea why she wore pants that were that material. If you're going to twerk, you've got to wear something that'll let that poo poo bounce. :whatup:

(oh and that link is probably :nws: due to bubble butt, bubble bubble bubble butts.)

But more on topic, I decided to look up Alabama Brony meet-ups. Becuase if there's two things that would combine nicely, it's the deep-south and bronies. I was not disappointed.


From Bamacon. We've got everything here, Possible Sad Ponysona, Misplaced 4Chan Mask, Inexplicable Gas Mask Guy, That Neck Is Too Long, Short Guy with Fedora.

Also found this video, which was perfect for the thread but hard to get through. The ears on the one panel girl's head swivel around, which is unnerving.






"Hi, we're local radio talk show hosts. We usually do shows about football and local news. We don't know anything about 'bronies' or 'brony culture,' but we do know that paychecks are great. Let's begin the panel."

Edit: Okya, so the real story of how they ended up there: the blue shirt guy is also a middle school teacher, one of his students asked him if he was a brony (which he isn't). The guy then went to the school counselor and they googled "brony" together. He worried that he was going to get fired. They talk about it on the radio show, then somehow get famous as brony spokespeople, even though they aren't fans of the show. It's like the bronies found two normal dudes who could spokesperson them, and just latched. on.

Audience member: "So before the Faust redesign, the original show, was... kind of, sickening."

Panel: "What was sickening about it?"

Different audience member: "It was.... girly. Directed solely towards girls."

oh god it's so clueless I can't handle it

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Double Plus Good posted:

Really, really terrible choice of pants. If she wanted to keep doing her whole "twerk miley" schtick, I have no idea why she wore pants that were that material. If you're going to twerk, you've got to wear something that'll let that poo poo bounce. :whatup:

(oh and that link is probably :nws: due to bubble butt, bubble bubble bubble butts.)



Eric Wareheim is an amazing man.



edit: He's definitely awkward and ugly and gross, but in the best ways possible. :allears:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE has a new favorite as of 02:19 on Aug 29, 2013

Krampus Grewcock
Aug 26, 2010

Gruss vom Krampus!
This documentary features that creepy Realdoll guy showing off his collection of weapons and dolls:
http://youtu.be/BizVx2Xdqs0 :nws: :nms:

All of the dudes featured are creepy/sad in their own way, but that guy takes the prize for creepy.

It also features a Realdoll repair shop where the guy running it out of his garage admits to loving some of the dolls on occasion, which just grosses me out more than anything else in this documentary. It shows him \digging out this old, crusty doll vag to replace it, as well as making incisions into them to fix joint sockets. It's also got a great segment with a dude who owns over 20 of these dolls shows off his collection to his girlfriend on his birthday, and her reaction to it. Well worth sitting through the whole thing.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


KidKrampus posted:

This documentary features that creepy Realdoll guy showing off his collection of weapons and dolls:
http://youtu.be/BizVx2Xdqs0 :nws: :nms:

All of the dudes featured are creepy/sad in their own way, but that guy takes the prize for creepy.

It also features a Realdoll repair shop where the guy running it out of his garage admits to loving some of the dolls on occasion, which just grosses me out more than anything else in this documentary. It shows him \digging out this old, crusty doll vag to replace it, as well as making incisions into them to fix joint sockets. It's also got a great segment with a dude who owns over 20 of these dolls shows off his collection to his girlfriend on his birthday, and her reaction to it. Well worth sitting through the whole thing.

...and there goes my peaceful sleep. Seriously, they're like corpses.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

KidKrampus posted:

This documentary features that creepy Realdoll guy showing off his collection of weapons and dolls:
http://youtu.be/BizVx2Xdqs0 :nws: :nms:

All of the dudes featured are creepy/sad in their own way, but that guy takes the prize for creepy.

It also features a Realdoll repair shop where the guy running it out of his garage admits to loving some of the dolls on occasion, which just grosses me out more than anything else in this documentary. It shows him \digging out this old, crusty doll vag to replace it, as well as making incisions into them to fix joint sockets. It's also got a great segment with a dude who owns over 20 of these dolls shows off his collection to his girlfriend on his birthday, and her reaction to it. Well worth sitting through the whole thing.

Fortunately I lost my you tube password.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

KidKrampus posted:

It also features a Realdoll repair shop where the guy running it out of his garage admits to loving some of the dolls on occasion

Well, isn't that like the mechanic taking my car for a spin around the block after doing major work? He's just ensuring the quality of his work.


Do they make pre-op trans Realdolls?

Flyball has a new favorite as of 03:16 on Aug 29, 2013

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

The Atlanta Braves just posted this on their facebook account

Sort of reminds me of that one photo of the creepy hairy monster thing pouring something on a lady. You know the one I'm talking about.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Glasgow Kiss posted:



Didn't this guy get eaten by some like wolf monster or something?

I hate that I remember what video you're talking about.

:nws::nms:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_EhzYOCUfw:nms::nws:

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



skander posted:




Do they make pre-op trans Realdolls?

Going from what was posted in the dollfucker thread, if it can be imagined, it can be made. I remember seeing some WoW style nelfs getting made.

Uncle Itchie
Sep 19, 2008

BiggerBoat posted:

God drat there a lot of people who want to gently caress ponies in this world. Makes the realdoll hoarders seem normal somehow. Speaking of real doll hoarders, meet Gordon Griggs.








Why do these dolls seem bow-legged?

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Uncle Itchie posted:

Why do these dolls seem bow-legged?

I'm really not sure what kind of answer you're expecting.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Funniest fuckin image I've ever seen.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

M_Sinistrari posted:

There were pics posted in the old dollfucker threads which some were so badly damaged that had they been injuries on a person, the person would've been dead from them.

I know I shouldn't but my morbid curiosity compels me, does anyone have these pictures or a link to them?

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
e: beaten

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


M_Sinistrari posted:

There were pics posted in the old dollfucker threads which some were so badly damaged that had they been injuries on a person, the person would've been dead from them.

I think I am pro real doll. The production of those things must have stopped at least a few serial killers before they could start.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

PaganGoatPants posted:

With calves like that all I can think of is:



I laugh at this every single time I see it. And it just gets funnier every single time.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Friends Are Evil posted:

I hate that I remember what video you're talking about.

:nws::nms:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_EhzYOCUfw:nms::nws:

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUXBwhTb634:nws: Brony stripping!

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Uncle Itchie posted:

Why do these dolls seem bow-legged?

The topic of Real Doll repair made me curious as to how fixing these life-size silicone sculptures is actually done, and I ran across this:
http://www.details.com/sex-relationships/porn-and-perversions/200901/slado-fiero-is-the-sex-doll-repairman
which seems to suggest that if you store them with their legs too far together for too long they develop weird extra folds around their gross used rubber holes. Then again... it's probably the more horrifying answer. (link contains no NWS pics, just not-too-explicit text and a pic of the guy working on a head)

uranium grass has a new favorite as of 08:06 on Aug 29, 2013

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Rhyno posted:

I laugh at this every single time I see it. And it just gets funnier every single time.

The fact that they let her cry for a while before closing the curtain is what always gets me.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Tatum Girlparts posted:

The fact that they let her cry for a while before closing the curtain is what always gets me.

When I first saw that posted someone wrote a huge story behind the real reason for the slip which involved greasing the stage beforehand. It was some pretty excellent storytelling but I sadly did not save it.

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