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AdorableStar: Jul 13, 2013

No one's too fat to kill anyone; you could just sit on them. :colbert:

# ? Aug 31, 2013 01:29

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PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

I think this is pretty loving funny. As long as he didn't have a fedora.

Content:

Apparently she was also on trial for murder, but her lawyers said she was "too fat" to be able to kill someone. Also, she lost 168 pounds while in a hospital for the morbidly obese. That is a whole human being.

Also, this:

I know the first story. But what's up with the second guy? Just dying?

# ? Aug 31, 2013 01:38

moselle: Nov 18, 2012

She wasn't too fat, she was covering for her sister who later confessed, there was a documentary about it on Channel 4 in the UK.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 01:38

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

PaganGoatPants posted:

I know the first story. But what's up with the second guy? Just dying?

All I can find is that his diet was 30,000 calories a day and they had to cut a hole in the wall of his house to get him out :stare:

# ? Aug 31, 2013 01:47

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

All I can find is that his diet was 30,000 calories a day and they had to cut a hole in the wall of his house to get him out

Who the gently caress was feeding him all of that then? Not like he could get around. :psyduck:

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Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

I have trouble hitting 3,000 calories a day. 30k is quite absurd.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 02:03

Magres: Jul 14, 2011

Seriously I didn't even know the human body was capable of processing that much food in a day. If I smash down like 1500 calories I feel stuffed for hours, and I'm a mild walking garbage disposal.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 02:04

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

PaganGoatPants posted:

Who the gently caress was feeding him then all of that? Not like he could get around.

Schwan's?

# ? Aug 31, 2013 02:06

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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gently caress you Buzzfeed. Don't encourage this poo poo.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/find-your-sonic-the-hedgehog-doppelganger

# ? Aug 31, 2013 02:38

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

Picnic Princess posted:

gently caress you Buzzfeed. Don't encourage this poo poo.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/find-your-sonic-the-hedgehog-doppelganger

Buzzfeed is a loving cesspit.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 02:47

prezbuluskey: Jul 23, 2007; A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.

Speaking of terrible Buzzfeed, Mars One had their whole "give us money to get a shirt syaing you want to go to Mars thing" and Buzzfeed compiled the 13 worst possible people to do anything. Most of their qualifications are "patience" and their emotional decision making skills.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonvingiano/meet-12-people-who-want-to-spend-the-rest-of-their-lives-on

# ? Aug 31, 2013 02:56

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Look at these bodybuilders argue whether this ad is racist and if liberals are too sensitive.(They are)

# ? Aug 31, 2013 02:59

Missing Name: Jan 5, 2013

Frankston posted:

I have trouble hitting 3,000 calories a day. 30k is quite absurd.

Remember, us Americans use "cal" to represent "1000 calories" to make us feel better about what we eat. The rest of the world uses "kcal."

So 30k US calories = 30 * 1000 * 1000 = 3*10⁷ real calories. Or 30 million. That's more energy than a pound of gasoline, or about 143 standard Hershey bars. I don't think he drinks pure gasoline, so candy is a safer bet.

Holy gently caress, if we burned him alive we could keep NYC lit up for like a fraction second. Or my hometown for a day.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 02:59

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Missing Name posted:

Remember, us Americans use "cal" to represent "1000 calories" to make us feel better about what we eat. The rest of the world uses "kcal."

So 30k US calories = 30 * 1000 * 1000 = 3*10⁷ real calories. Or 30 million. That's more energy than a pound of gasoline, or about 143 standard Hershey bars. I don't think he drinks pure gasoline, so candy is a safer bet.

Holy gently caress, if we burned him alive we could keep NYC lit up for like a fraction second. Or my hometown for a day.

A pound of gasoline can light up your town for a day? Or is what you call a pound is a klb?

# ? Aug 31, 2013 03:19

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

I think this is pretty loving funny. As long as he didn't have a fedora.

Content:

Apparently she was also on trial for murder, but her lawyers said she was "too fat" to be able to kill someone. Also, she lost 168 pounds while in a hospital for the morbidly obese. That is a whole human being.

Also, this:

How in the hell do you get that fat ?! I just don't understand. How can someone be THAT sedentary to where you burn NO calories ? Isn't it ingrained somewhere in our primal psyche to have the need to move around ?

# ? Aug 31, 2013 03:25

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Missing Name posted:

Remember, us Americans use "cal" to represent "1000 calories" to make us feel better about what we eat. The rest of the world uses "kcal."

So 30k US calories = 30 * 1000 * 1000 = 3*10⁷ real calories. Or 30 million. That's more energy than a pound of gasoline, or about 143 standard Hershey bars. I don't think he drinks pure gasoline, so candy is a safer bet.

Holy gently caress, if we burned him alive we could keep NYC lit up for like a fraction second. Or my hometown for a day.

In the rest of the world people use the same caloric terms. People speak of calories meaning kcal, it's not an American :911:

thing, I don't know where you got that from

# ? Aug 31, 2013 03:26

Lonely Virgil: Oct 9, 2012

PaganGoatPants posted:

Who the gently caress was feeding him all of that then? Not like he could get around.

There's a documentary about him. He lives with his sister and other relatives, they feed him after got to fat to walk to kitchen himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzktJYFkEJ0

# ? Aug 31, 2013 03:31

Cassius Belli: May 22, 2010; horny is prohibited

Noblesse Obliged posted:

A pound of gasoline can light up your town for a day? Or is what you call a pound is a klb?

Consider his entire mass, not just his food intake for a day.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 03:39

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Magres posted:

Seriously I didn't even know the human body was capable of processing that much food in a day. If I smash down like 1500 calories I feel stuffed for hours, and I'm a mild walking garbage disposal.

Yo if I was that fat I'd just sell off my fat for lamp oil and get rich as hell.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 03:51

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Lonely Virgil posted:

There's a documentary about him. He lives with his sister and other relatives, they feed him after got to fat to walk to kitchen himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzktJYFkEJ0

Is there a name or illness when the person caring for you is KILLING you? That teenager's mom feeds him crap yet doesn't want him to die?

# ? Aug 31, 2013 03:54

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

PaganGoatPants posted:

Is there a name or illness when the person caring for you is KILLING you? That teenager's mom feeds him crap yet doesn't want him to die?

Maybe...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_by_proxy

quote:

M�nchausen syndrome by proxy (MSbP or MBP) is a controversial term that is used to describe a behavior pattern in which a caregiver deliberately exaggerates, fabricates, and/or induces physical, psychological, behavioral, and/or mental health problems in those who are in their care.

Though, its most likely just plain https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_neglect

quote:

Child neglect is a deficit in meeting a child�s basic needs. Furthermore, child neglect is the failure to provide basic physical health care, supervision, nutrition, emotional nurturing, education or safe housing. Society generally believes there are necessary behaviors a caregiver must provide a child in order for the child to develop (physically, socially, and emotionally).

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# ? Aug 31, 2013 03:58

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Well it's not neglect since his mother cleans him with a rag, shops, cooks, buys fast food and rents movies for him. Maybe the physical part counts.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 04:06

platedlizard: Aug 31, 2012; I like plates and lizards.

PaganGoatPants posted:

Is there a name or illness when the person caring for you is KILLING you? That teenager's mom feeds him crap yet doesn't want him to die?

Maybe codependency with a side of some sort of delusional disorder? I haven't watched that particular video recently, but if it's the one I'm thinking of the mother had lost a child previously (I don't recall how, maybe stillborn, maybe SIDS :smith:

) and had a very bad reaction to the trauma of it. She basically lost her ability to discern the difference between her son being mildly discomforted and truly suffering. And the kid bought into it totally because what child doesn't like a diet of junkfood?

VVV also another possibility. How fat is the husband?

# ? Aug 31, 2013 04:07

Lonely Virgil: Oct 9, 2012

PaganGoatPants posted:

Is there a name or illness when the person caring for you is KILLING you? That teenager's mom feeds him crap yet doesn't want him to die?

A feeder.

platedlizard posted:

VVV also another possibility. How fat is the husband?

Normal overweight dad size like Hank Hill.

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# ? Aug 31, 2013 04:08

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

platedlizard posted:

Maybe codependency with a side of some sort of delusional disorder? I haven't watched that particular video recently, but if it's the one I'm thinking of the mother had lost a child previously (I don't recall how, maybe stillborn, maybe SIDS ) and had a very bad reaction to the trauma of it. She basically lost her ability to discern the difference between her son being mildly discomforted and truly suffering. And the kid bought into it totally because what child doesn't like a diet of junkfood?

VVV also another possibility. How fat is the husband?

Codependency fits. Her son is gone for a day and she cries about it. I think she had another son that died (reading the comments).

# ? Aug 31, 2013 04:13

particle409: Jan 15, 2008; Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

Also, this:

What the hell, I'm kind of overweight and the fat shows so much more in my face. I know somebody that looks a lot like this guy (face-wise), and he's in really good shape. It looks like his head was transplanted on.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 04:14

Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

Lonely Virgil posted:

There's a documentary about him. He lives with his sister and other relatives, they feed him after got to fat to walk to kitchen himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzktJYFkEJ0

I'm going to watch this every time I feel like having fast food, sushi or greasy stuff. A reminder of what I can become if I decide to drink soda again (two months without it, feels great!).

# ? Aug 31, 2013 04:18

Missing Name: Jan 5, 2013

Non Serviam posted:

In the rest of the world people use the same caloric terms. People speak of calories meaning kcal, it's not an American thing, I don't know where you got that from

Just the way we write it on nutrition facts. All goods intended for American consumers just print "cal," everywhere else prints "kcal."

Which isn't to say that people out there might think it's literally just calories.

Oh god, the tumblr tags are all related to feederism.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 04:20

platedlizard: Aug 31, 2012; I like plates and lizards.

Well this topic is a bit depressing, lets look at some goofy-looking people for a bit.

I like hardanger fiddles, hell, I own one and actually enjoy the music, but I'll be the first to admit that enthusists of the hardangfele are generally awkward as hell. I think it's the silly costumes they often wear.

This is Knut Beun, he is a famous hardanger fiddle player.

Here are some other people.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 04:25

Nyyen: Jun 26, 2005; MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

platedlizard posted:

Well this topic is a bit depressing, lets look at some goofy-looking people for a bit.

I like hardanger fiddles, hell, I own one and actually enjoy the music, but I'll be the first to admit that enthusists of the hardangfele are generally awkward as hell. I think it's the silly costumes they often wear.

This is Knut Beun, he is a famous hardanger fiddle player.

Here are some other people.

These people all look quite normal and not really awkward at all. Nerdy and middle-age-uncool perhaps, but come on.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 04:42

Plan Z: May 6, 2012

The worst I've seen is some 16 year-old kid in the south that was just the worst. He was a morbidly obese mama's boy who just sat in his room and played video games and watched movies all day. His family didn't make all that much money, so his mother just rented everything for him, and would feed him in bed. He would loving scream if his mother wasn't there to feed him or give him games/DVDs. One sequence had him basically forcing her out of the house to rent games for him the day after Hurricane Katrina. They got some kind of counselor intervention, and the kid was screaming bloody murder when his mom refused to cater to him. He also made a huge deal when the counselor made him just walk around a bit on the back patio.

I can't remember what it was on, though I'm assuming it was TLC or A&E.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 04:50

Gentwise: Sep 12, 2003; Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.

Lonely Virgil posted:

There's a documentary about him. He lives with his sister and other relatives, they feed him after got to fat to walk to kitchen himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzktJYFkEJ0

WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON AT 39 SECONDS?!

:stonk:

# ? Aug 31, 2013 04:55

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Gentwise posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON AT 39 SECONDS?!

They want to do some kinda lap band surgery on him, but there is too much fat. So they have another surgery first where they cut out 70lb of flesh which is what you see there. (A hospital record)

His mother is so obsessive and controlling it's freaking me out. Never seen anything like it except maybe with obsessive dog/cat owners.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 05:01

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

To be fair at that size he basically is a pet more than a son.

I mean, as a son I can go out and live my life and make my mother proud that her upbringing has molded me into a decent and successful man.

That dude's just chillin in a sunbeam being fed from a can.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 05:35

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

Non Serviam posted:

In the rest of the world people use the same caloric terms. People speak of calories meaning kcal, it's not an American thing, I don't know where you got that from

Generic Australian Nutritional Information (1.25lt Ice Tea)

# ? Aug 31, 2013 05:39

Eegah!: Jul 26, 2010

particle409 posted:

That boy ain't right.

# ? Aug 31, 2013 05:42

Maggie Fletcher: Jul 19, 2009; Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Rapman the Cook posted:

Generic Australian Nutritional Information (1.25lt Ice Tea)

Sorry to further contribute to caloriechat, but I think Calorie = kcal = 1000 calories. Right? It's been a long time since orgo...

# ? Aug 31, 2013 05:55

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Rapman the Cook posted:

Generic Australian Nutritional Information (1.25lt Ice Tea)

So you get kiloJoules and Calories (kilocalories). Here in the US we just get Calories (kilocalories) and nobody is really scrupulous about the capitalization.

70-ish calories (really Calories) per 250 ml of sweetened iced tea is about what we get here, too (8 oz. = 240 ml)

Sometimes the term "dietary calories" is used for kilocalories/ Calories, just to distinguish them from the scientific measurement.

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