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jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
I think some places void the bet if the player is not starting. Might want to check your bookie, oliwan.

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Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
I just noticed the title lmaoo

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
Jozy's not in the 18.

This game is on network television here in the States.

Bahahahahaha

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Real Name Grover posted:

Jozy's not in the 18.

This game is on network television here in the States.

Bahahahahaha

The American people are just waiting to fall in love with Connor Wakefield

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Real Name Grover posted:

Jozy's not in the 18.

This is the worst day of my life

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Feb 29, 2012


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Real Name Grover posted:

Jozy's not in the 18.


Heads up MLS posters this doesn't refer to the goal box thingy

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Feb 29, 2012


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Jozy to Garbageman FC is a done deal lol what a poo poo waster. Absolute filth.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
8 goals, I'm a mentalist.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
Bitterly disappointed jozy couldn't make the squad

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Looks like it'll be even more unlikely that he scores two (2) goals for me in the 2013 Barclay's.

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Its his hamstring apparently, might be out for a few weeks.

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Feb 29, 2012


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My prediction of 3 might have been a bit much lol he is a dumpster

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


cadfael posted:

Its his hamstring apparently, might be out for a few weeks.
yeah, he ate too much hamburgers and cheesestrings. fatty

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
He's soft too. Big and soft.

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

The Premier League is not a 100m sprint, its a marathon. Slow and steady wins the race.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


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See, I made the mistake of believing that Jozy was at least as good as noted goal not scoring guy, Fernando Torres.

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Feb 29, 2012


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Fag Boy Jim posted:

He's soft too. Big and soft.

He is a real big girl.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

cadfael posted:

Its his hamstring apparently, might be out for a few weeks.
Did he injure himself while falling over? Or while not-scoring goals?

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

cadfael posted:

Its his hamstring apparently, might be out for a few weeks.

Prediction checklist:

Niggling injury: ☑
Three (3) goals: ☐

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Looks like I'll be getting a new av soon

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Feb 29, 2012


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belgend posted:

Niggling injury:

Come on now, Jozy is bad but no need for this filth

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


belgend posted:

Niggling
Really?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

oliwan posted:

I have just put 5 euros on Jozy Altidore scoring a goal vs Crystal Palace today.

lol you loving mug

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

cadfael posted:

The Premier League is not a 100m sprint, its a marathon. Slow and steady wins the race.

He's been dropped. Back to the mls in January.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009



curious lack of actual Sunderland fans commenting on the Jozy news, makes you think

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches

Chris de Sperg posted:

curious lack of actual Sunderland fans commenting on the Jozy news, makes you think

It makes you think you don't follow any Sunderland fans on Twitter

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Real Name Grover posted:

It makes you think you don't follow any Sunderland fans on Twitter
i'd never be able to get the stench out

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
"Food poisoning"

Looks like jozy's pre-match junior spesh didn't agree with him lol fat oval office.

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Aug 26, 2009

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Fag Boy Jim posted:

He's soft too. Big and soft.

I bet he gives great cuddles, Fag.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Suppose there's no need to fire up the JozyMeter this week, what a disappointment

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Feb 29, 2012


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Real Name Grover posted:

It makes you think you don't follow any Sunderland fans on Twitter

That's probably a search

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Suddenly I'm not that interested in soccer.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I didn't think my opinion of the man could sink any lower. The guy has no bottle. Lame.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
errr....nigglry hamstring....errr food poisoning...errr concussion

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I feel let down. all day ive been sitting thinking that even though leeds got beat i could watch jozy live on saturday night football, and now thats been cruelly taken from me

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Feb 29, 2012


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the sex ghost posted:

I feel let down. all day ive been sitting thinking that even though leeds got beat i could watch jozy live on saturday night football, and now thats been cruelly taken from me

Here you go mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSh1eLrxiqs

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

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Chris de Sperg posted:


curious lack of actual Sunderland fans commenting on the Jozy news, makes you think

Rough break for NBC.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Hmm except bambi saw at least one shot go in?

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Feb 29, 2012


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Pissflaps posted:

Hmm except bambi saw at least one shot go in?

Bambi's mom had a concussion imo

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cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

He's been dropped. Back to the mls in January.

He's picked up a wee niggle in his hamstring Pissflaps, he'll be back in no time. Also he just tweeted this and he seems to be in fine spirits.

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