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Grandma, I... I have to keep making cookies. You'll understand if I have to give up everything for it. You and the other grandmas. This is for you. For 700 million cookies per second.
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IT'S BACK. I HAVE A PURPOSE TO LIVE.
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Sep 1, 2013 14:04
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Huh I expected this to appear over PYF timekiller flash games thread. Neat, now I can spam here instead  Here's a pretty good spreadsheet for all your :sperg: needs, by the way: https://drive.google.com/previewtemplate?id=0AnlPl4yUCWGadFdrcFc1bFpkaXM2SnhfS011YUlYZmc&mode=public
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Sep 1, 2013 14:09
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Oh So that's what a grandmatriarch is
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Sep 1, 2013 14:16
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gently caress you grandmatriarch i'm not giving you poo poo, just try to stop me
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Sep 1, 2013 14:23
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death .cab for qt posted:gently caress you grandmatriarch i'm not giving you poo poo, just try to stop me C̨̘͎̋ͧ̄̓̓͟͠O͕̳̦̰͊ͭ̋̂̚ͅM̷͓̖̙̻̦͂̎͐ͯͩ̀ͨ͢ͅE̪̙͛͛͌͌̓͑̈́́ ̪̬̤̜͕̱̰̪͂̒̔̋̃̏̍̅̆͘G̶̡̺̔̌Ïͦ̐ͥ͐҉͕ͅV̛͂ͥ̉̅̂̈͑͏̼͖͚̳͎͔̟̹E̜̫͉̣͔̮̗̍̇̓̋́ͤ́ ̠̞͖̘͕̙͍͈́̓ͩͮ͂̒͊̏͟͟G͖͍̞̱̝͍ͧ̏̐͞R̛ͨ͐͏̫̠̳͠A̧̠͍̙̱̠͂̋̿ͮͩͨN̷̴̪̼̺̫͉̖ͪ͆͞ͅD̷̺͙̞̝͖̺̫̯̉̓͢M̸̢͔͍͎͎̔̓̓̄͡Aͤ̂̾҉̟͎̱̬̫͘͟ ̧̠͔̫̥̟̣͊͂̂̈̍ͬĄ̭̤͖͚̗̔ͣ̊ͪ̓ͪ̌͜ ̡̬ͬͬ͑͒̃ͧ̈͜K̠̹̤͓͌̾ͣͦ̆ͬ̃͟Ì̠̱̰̜ͯͥ̊̑ͯ̈́̿̚̕͟Ş̶̩̱̟͍͍̝̻͉̒̑ͥ̓S̙̜̣̮̝̫̯͍͓̏̌͊̌̚̚͘
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Sep 1, 2013 14:24
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like everyone else, i love this game but have no idea why. well, i like rising numbers.
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Sep 1, 2013 14:25
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Really Pants posted:C̨̘͎̋ͧ̄̓̓͟͠O͕̳̦̰͊ͭ̋̂̚ͅM̷͓̖̙̻̦͂̎͐ͯͩ̀ͨ͢ͅE̪̙͛͛͌͌̓͑̈́́ ̪̬̤̜͕̱̰̪͂̒̔̋̃̏̍̅̆͘G̶̡̺̔̌Ïͦ̐ͥ͐҉͕ͅV̛͂ͥ̉̅̂̈͑͏̼͖͚̳͎͔̟̹E̜̫͉̣͔̮̗̍̇̓̋́ͤ́ ̠̞͖̘͕̙͍͈́̓ͩͮ͂̒͊̏͟͟G͖͍̞̱̝͍ͧ̏̐͞R̛ͨ͐͏̫̠̳͠A̧̠͍̙̱̠͂̋̿ͮͩͨN̷̴̪̼̺̫͉̖ͪ͆͞ͅD̷̺͙̞̝͖̺̫̯̉̓͢M̸̢͔͍͎͎̔̓̓̄͡Aͤ̂̾҉̟͎̱̬̫͘͟ ̧̠͔̫̥̟̣͊͂̂̈̍ͬĄ̭̤͖͚̗̔ͣ̊ͪ̓ͪ̌͜ ̡̬ͬͬ͑͒̃ͧ̈͜K̠̹̤͓͌̾ͣͦ̆ͬ̃͟Ì̠̱̰̜ͯͥ̊̑ͯ̈́̿̚̕͟Ş̶̩̱̟͍͍̝̻͉̒̑ͥ̓S̙̜̣̮̝̫̯͍͓̏̌͊̌̚̚͘ I̦̬̙̹͍̬̳ ̶̼̳̦̯͚͇l̩̫͉̕o̖̜͕͙v͏̘̗̠̪̱̤e͕̲͙̪͚̹͝ ͇̠̻̲͎y̡͙̩͔͈o̭̯͍͜ù̳̩̳̬ ̮t̮͞oó̞͙͖͙̼͚,̫̺̥̳ ̖͖̝̲̦n̛̬̞̳͙͔ḁ̯͓̺̣̻̯n̨̞̗̤̻̼̹a̧ 
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Expect flashing grandma icons on a future update, by the way.AvidAcid posted:like everyone else, i love this game but have no idea why. well, i like rising numbers. I've a friend named Skinner. He'd love to sell you a box. VVV Yes, two of them. VVV Musluk fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Sep 1, 2013 |
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Sep 1, 2013 14:35
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So, wait, hold on. I still have 3 more upgrades to buy, and I waited out the 30 minute period for the research to finish. But then I didn't unlock anything new to buy  Are there there Golden Cookie related upgrades?
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Sep 1, 2013 14:39
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death .cab for qt posted:So, wait, hold on. I still have 3 more upgrades to buy, and I waited out the 30 minute period for the research to finish. But then I didn't unlock anything new to buy There are upgrades to golden cookies at 7 clicked and 27 clicked.
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Sep 1, 2013 14:43
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I basically won the game, so I started cheating. Might have gone a bit too far though. 
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Sep 1, 2013 14:44
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kazil posted:There are upgrades to golden cookies at 7 clicked and 27 clicked. Does the Elder Covenant never count as purchased, since I can toggle it?
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Sep 1, 2013 14:46
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death .cab for qt posted:Does the Elder Covenant never count as purchased, since I can toggle it? It doesn't count towards your upgrade count.
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Sep 1, 2013 14:48
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THE WEBSITE IS OFFLINE THE GRANDMAS HAVE WON
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Sep 1, 2013 16:08
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I've done it. I've researched the one mind. I don't care how deep and dark this hole gets there are cookies at the bottom of it. And the top. And all around. It's all there is.
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Sep 1, 2013 16:15
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I've done it. I have all the upgrades, 200 cursors, 200 grandmas(because why the gently caress not) 100 of everything else. And all the achievements except neverclick. I don't want to reset my cookies whyy 
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Sep 1, 2013 16:25
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Why can't I buy One Mind? I got the cookies for it 
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Sep 1, 2013 16:29
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I hope some kind of cookie beast or perhaps monster is the final boss.
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Sep 1, 2013 16:35
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Those of you who have taken the Grandma plunge - is it worth it? The horrible sights, the possible negative cookie production, is it worth seeing that CPS go up? I've been staring at One Mind all morning and I can't decide.
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Sep 1, 2013 16:49
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Detective No. 27 posted:I hope some kind of cookie beast or perhaps monster is the final boss. One of the headlines reads something about chocolatey creatures found in the mines. Maybe we mine too deep.
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Sep 1, 2013 16:55
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Small and Blue posted:I've done it. I have all the upgrades, 200 cursors, 200 grandmas(because why the gently caress not) 100 of everything else. How the hell is this possible. What voodoo magic did you do to get to this point already?
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Sep 1, 2013 16:55
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GreatGreen posted:How the hell is this possible. What voodoo magic did you do to get to this point already? He might have just gotten really lucky with blood/evil cookies. 666x cps for 6 seconds is a huge boost and is literally over 11 hours worth of cps.
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Sep 1, 2013 17:00
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Geight posted:CPS go up You've answered your own question
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Sep 1, 2013 17:05
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Grinning Goblin posted:He might have just gotten really lucky with blood/evil cookies. 666x cps for 6 seconds is a huge boost and is literally over 11 hours worth of cps. No it's not, it's 1.11 hours. Unless your CpS is well over 1.85 billion, a full cookie chain is always the best bonus. Instant Grat fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Sep 1, 2013 |
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Sep 1, 2013 17:10
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Grinning Goblin posted:He might have just gotten really lucky with blood/evil cookies. 666x cps for 6 seconds is a huge boost and is literally over 11 hours worth of cps. yeah elder frenzies and chains are nucking futs.
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Sep 1, 2013 17:11
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Geight posted:Those of you who have taken the Grandma plunge - is it worth it? The horrible sights, the possible negative cookie production, is it worth seeing that CPS go up? Buy it. I have gone completely grandma and I will never return to the old ways.
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Update log posted:-made Elder Covenant much cheaper and less harmful Anyone know what that changed, exactly?
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Sep 1, 2013 17:51
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Instant Grat posted:No it's not, it's 1.11 hours. Unless your CpS is well over 1.85 billion, a full cookie chain is always the best bonus. I guess I forgot a 0.
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Sep 1, 2013 17:53
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Zoinker posted:Anyone know what that changed, exactly? They reduced it from 666 trillion to 6.66 trillion, and reduced the CPS cost from 20 to 10 percent.
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Zoinker posted:Anyone know what that changed, exactly? Price was reduced by 660 trillion and the CPS penalty went down from 20% to 10%. efb EDIT: Unrelated protip: Save up (Your CPS * 18000) cookies in the bank, and don't buy anything that'll leave you with less than that after purchase. That way the golden/red cookie lump sum-bonuses will always give you the maximum possible amount. Instant Grat fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Sep 1, 2013 |
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Sep 1, 2013 17:57
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Why did my milk turn into raspberry juice? That doesn't go with cookies at all!
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Sep 1, 2013 17:58
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Look at this cookie pleb, not understanding raspberry juice and cookies.
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Sep 1, 2013 18:02
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Good Citizen posted:Why did my milk turn into raspberry juice? That doesn't go with cookies at all! because 
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Sep 1, 2013 18:11
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Good Citizen posted:raspberry juice? you're adorable
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Sep 1, 2013 18:15
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I guess there's something wrong since i can't reset or buy one mind upgrade at all  everything else works though.
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Sep 1, 2013 18:17
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The grandmas deemed it so.
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Sep 1, 2013 18:18
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I hate it when grandma calls the blood raspberry juice. She keeps giving it to me with my cookies.
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In case anyone is interested, I took a peek at the code and it turns out that you can't get a chain to go all the way to the max unless you have at least 4.444... trillion cookies already. The first four cookies in the chain will always appear no matter what (as long as you don't miss them), but after that, you need at least 2/3rds as many cookies banked as the next one would give you in order for it to have a chance of appearing.
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The bit about "meowing heard from cookie facilities; suggests new ingredient being tested" was a lot cuter before the Grandmapocalypse. ...it's too believable now, is the thing.
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