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Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Humboldt squid posted:

Sometimes they have a little something "extra" though!


I'd be willing to bet that if the FDA wouldn't curb-stomp your rear end for it, you could probably sell tapeworm pills to people these days if you marketed it as an all natural weight loss cure.

Van Dis
Jun 19, 2004



Found this in Tennessee. On the back of the bottle, it says, "Guaranteed to give you monkey butt!"

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

I'd be willing to bet that if the FDA wouldn't curb-stomp your rear end for it, you could probably sell tapeworm pills to people these days if you marketed it as an all natural weight loss cure.

It's not a treatment, it's a supplement!

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012





Get it?

Political Whores has a new favorite as of 06:33 on Sep 3, 2013

pageerror404
Feb 14, 2012

I finally killed them.

Looks shopped... The back of that shoe doesn't match with the front.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

pageerror404 posted:

Looks shopped... The back of that shoe doesn't match with the front.

Are you saying that picture is a crock?

VVV :smugdog:

Evilreaver has a new favorite as of 06:48 on Sep 3, 2013

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

pageerror404 posted:

Looks shopped... The back of that shoe doesn't match with the front.

So the shot of a croc eating Crocs is a crock? Crap.

Evilreaver posted:

Are you saying that picture is a crock?

Edit: Oh gently caress you. :mad:

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Oh yeah?







YOU'RE ALL A CROCK, IS WHAT I THINK!

E: The other one is the lesser of two weevils

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
Crocs are tough, man:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Noni posted:

Crocs are tough, man:



Crocodiles hate all power tools.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_ABA-xceo0

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Ah yes, the ol' lesser of two weevils. Clever girl.



Bill Murray gonna come to your house and drink all your Tecate.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

I'd be willing to bet that if the FDA wouldn't curb-stomp your rear end for it, you could probably sell tapeworm pills to people these days if you marketed it as an all natural weight loss cure.

There's supposedly two clinics, one in Mexico and one in the UK, that you can visit to have bovine tapeworms implanted as a weightloss cure. There's also plenty of websites with people gnashing their teeth at Obama because they can't buy them in America.

Crowley
Mar 13, 2003

Gorilla Salad posted:

^^^Cool, the latest edition of SFX is out.



Red Dwarf is coming back? :monocle:

Awww yeah!

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Crowley posted:

Red Dwarf is coming back? :monocle:

Awww yeah!

That issue is a few years old. They did a mini-series in 2009 and a full season last year.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Noni posted:

Crocs are tough, man:


Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
Meanwhile, gorillas have moved on to more sophisticated entertainment.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Gann Jerrod posted:

Meanwhile, gorillas have moved on to more sophisticated entertainment.


Is the gorilla playing FFTA?

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Noni posted:

Crocs are tough, man:



I fully expect this image to be the basis of a SyFy Original Movie in six months or so.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ol qwerty bastard posted:

I fully expect this image to be the basis of a SyFy Original Movie in six months or so.

Nah I think this was on the History Channel already. "But could a crocodile be taught to use a chainsaw by extraterrestrial ufo alien humanoids? Of course it could!"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Toriori posted:

Ahhhh, I see. Thank you all for clarifying.

I'm late to the John Galt party, but I hope this makes up for it: http://galtse.cx/

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




prefect posted:

I'm late to the John Galt party, but I hope this makes up for it

You didn't actually check the link, did you? Seems the domain expired.

It used to have a text dump of John Galt's entire speech from the end of Atlas Shrugged.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





univbee posted:

You didn't actually check the link, did you? Seems the domain expired.

It used to have a text dump of John Galt's entire speech from the end of Atlas Shrugged.

It's working for me in firefox. Truly a monstrous thing.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

univbee posted:

You didn't actually check the link, did you? Seems the domain expired.

It used to have a text dump of John Galt's entire speech from the end of Atlas Shrugged.

I checked the link. I swear it was there when I posted it.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Worked for me a few minutes ago.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

univbee posted:

You didn't actually check the link, did you? Seems the domain expired.

It used to have a text dump of John Galt's entire speech from the end of Atlas Shrugged.

Well, it works on my Android. There's only one explanation: It's you, you're the bad-browser-haver.

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp
Link works on my desktop, but not on my tablet. Interesting.

Fred Breakfast
Aug 12, 2003


American-Australian relations are at an all-time low



Also:

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.
What other systems does it work on?

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Link not working in Chrome with AdBlock. It's a good thing

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

Nitrox posted:

Link not working in Chrome with AdBlock. It's a good thing

Worked fine for me with Chrome and AdBlock.

By 'fine' I mean "showed the whole thing".

Dare I ask, has anyone timed how long it would take to say that out loud? I'm not volunteering.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Tochiazuma posted:

Dare I ask, has anyone timed how long it would take to say that out loud? I'm not volunteering.

Earlier someone mentioned the Audiobook for the book requires 3 CD's for that speech, so probably somewhere in the 3-to-3.5 hour range.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Tochiazuma posted:

Worked fine for me with Chrome and AdBlock.

By 'fine' I mean "showed the whole thing".

Dare I ask, has anyone timed how long it would take to say that out loud? I'm not volunteering.

Well, they split the movie up into parts for a reason...

I checked Wikipedia to see how many movies they broke the book up into. Turns out they only had funding for one movie, planning to fund the subsequent movies with the profits from this surefire blockbuster. When that movie tanked, they had to scrounge up other funds, hire all new actors because the originals were too expensive, and released a movie that one reviewer likened in quality to a porno from 1986.

Sounds about right for Ayn Rand.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I've read Atlas Shrugged and ...that....other one, Several times and I always skip that drat speech. It's just so looong.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Johnny Aztec posted:

I've read Atlas Shrugged and ...that....other one, Several times and I always skip that drat speech. It's just so looong.

The Fountainhead is the other one. Here's all you need to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8fkdBz2bds

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!
Salad Prong

Sheeeeet global prohibition has begun. Thanks Obama!

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

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Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
Curse you for putting that awful song in head again!

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