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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Resentment over being rejected by Stark has always been a big part of her character. He seduces her to keep her from killing Pepper during Siege as well.
I think you're misremembering. She drags an already mostly brainwiped Tony and suit mostly drained Pepper into a horrible standoff in World's Most Wanted and tells Tony to tell the truth: did he he ever love her? He says he did. So she tells him that if he chooses her over Pepper, she'll let Pepper go, otherwise Pepper dies.

Naturaly he chooses Pepper, and then Pepper saves the day because her suit still had a tiny bit of energy left and that was enough, because Pepper owns.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


ManiacClown posted:

The part I love is how Namor— of all people— is asking "Why would you sleep with a woman who ______?" of absolutely anyone.

In Namor's defense, Stark didn't say if she was royalty or anyone of importance. Now if she was a queen...


Uncanny X-Men #8.

That Ignorant Sap
Nov 20, 2010

YOU AIN'T LOOKIN' AT A
BUNCH OF RHINOS, HERE.
Well, not everyone believes Namor to be all that...

Thunderbolts 159

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
Man, Namor really gets around.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


CapnAndy posted:

I think you're misremembering. She drags an already mostly brainwiped Tony and suit mostly drained Pepper into a horrible standoff in World's Most Wanted and tells Tony to tell the truth: did he he ever love her? He says he did. So she tells him that if he chooses her over Pepper, she'll let Pepper go, otherwise Pepper dies.

Naturaly he chooses Pepper, and then Pepper saves the day because her suit still had a tiny bit of energy left and that was enough, because Pepper owns.

Then we got Whitney quoting the Mountain Goats at him and it totally works. (She's pointing the gun at a bunch of barrels of gas, btw)

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Resentment over being rejected by Stark has always been a big part of her character. He seduces her to keep her from killing Pepper during Siege as well.

When did that happen? She was the Hood's girlfriend at the time and Tony was still braindead. Did I miss a comic?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Rhyno posted:

When did that happen? She was the Hood's girlfriend at the time and Tony was still braindead. Did I miss a comic?

That was while he was still brain dying

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

In Namor's defense, Stark didn't say if she was royalty or anyone of importance. Now if she was a queen...


Uncanny X-Men #8.

Did... did Namor just wink at the "camera"?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Prison Warden posted:

Did... did Namor just wink at the "camera"?

Look, Land can't control what the porn actors are doing, all he has are his screencaps and his light box.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

TwoPair posted:

Did somebody mention Dr. Strange's relationship woes? Well that's as good of an excuse as I need to repost these!









New Avengers: The Illuminati #4

That is amazing. :allears:

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Trast posted:

That is amazing. :allears:

It's really peak Bendis. Bendis thing? Check. Callback to something goofy in the Character's past? Check. Comic character acting as reader's voice? Check. In-jokes? Oh check-a-rooney.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I personally love Dr. Strange explaining that he's on the internet because he loves hockey. Bendis has a great talent for humanizing his characters in weird ways like that. Kind of like when Iron Man made a Planet of the Apes joke to Dr. Doom and Doom didn't question it. Iron Man then thought to himself, "Dr. Doom's seen Planet of the Apes? That's weird to think about."

Plus there's Osborn and his 5 Guys adoration.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Gavok posted:

I personally love Dr. Strange explaining that he's on the internet because he loves hockey. Bendis has a great talent for humanizing his characters in weird ways like that. Kind of like when Iron Man made a Planet of the Apes joke to Dr. Doom and Doom didn't question it. Iron Man then thought to himself, "Dr. Doom's seen Planet of the Apes? That's weird to think about."

Plus there's Osborn and his 5 Guys adoration.

I really want to think that Doom is a closet cinephile now, with his personal theater inside Castle Von Doom, getting all of Hollywood's films shipped directly to Latvaria. And I'm picturing him sitting there with his bucket of popcorn and giant soda, loving every minute of it.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Choco1980 posted:

I really want to think that Doom is a closet cinephile now, with his personal theater inside Castle Von Doom, getting all of Hollywood's films shipped directly to Latvaria. And I'm picturing him sitting there with his bucket of popcorn and giant soda, loving every minute of it.

So he's basically Kim Jong Il.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Choco1980 posted:

I really want to think that Doom is a closet cinephile now, with his personal theater inside Castle Von Doom, getting all of Hollywood's films shipped directly to Latvaria. And I'm picturing him sitting there with his bucket of popcorn and giant soda, loving every minute of it.

I assume he watches a movie then remakes it with what Doom would do in the situation.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Choco1980 posted:

I really want to think that Doom is a closet cinephile now, with his personal theater inside Castle Von Doom, getting all of Hollywood's films shipped directly to Latvaria. And I'm picturing him sitting there with his bucket of popcorn and giant soda, loving every minute of it.

He is openly a Star Trek fan. At least he is in the Adventures line.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine

bobkatt013 posted:

I assume he watches a movie then remakes it with what Doom would do in the situation.

Doomy Dancing is considered the holy grail of obscure foreign cinema in the 616.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

SilverSupernova posted:

He is openly a Star Trek fan. At least he is in the Adventures line.
He must have been pissed he wasn't in the X-Men/Star Trek crossover.

Mr. Maltose posted:

Doomy Dancing is considered the holy grail of obscure foreign cinema in the 616.
Doctor Doom and the Temple of Doom is a lot less exciting than the original.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Choco1980 posted:

I really want to think that Doom is a closet cinephile now, with his personal theater inside Castle Von Doom, getting all of Hollywood's films shipped directly to Latvaria. And I'm picturing him sitting there with his bucket of popcorn and giant soda, loving every minute of it.

He probably just saw it when he was in college and that accursed Richards kept having scifi movie nights in the dorm lounge while Doom was trying to study.

I would kill to read a book that was all Doom, Reed, and Ben's zany college adventures. Doom trying to get into Ben's frat. The three of them on double secret academic probation after a madcap prank involving teleporting the dean's car into the cafeteria and having to win the College Sports Day events to stay in school. Reed using the laser project he was working on to fill a house with popcorn. That kind of thing.

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Sep 17, 2013

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012
There are one or two Venture Brothers episodes that come close.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Urdnot Fire posted:

He must have been pissed he wasn't in the X-Men/Star Trek crossover.

That novel featured a literal penis-headed alien. I don't think he's that disappointed.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


bobkatt013 posted:

I assume he watches a movie then remakes it with what Doom would do in the situation.

Along those lines, everyone in Latveria is required to wear a WWDD bracelet, because just because they're in Eastern Europe doesn't mean they can't jump in on a trend.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Urdnot Fire posted:

He must have been pissed he wasn't in the X-Men/Star Trek crossover.
Doctor Doom and the Temple of Doom is a lot less exciting than the original.
When he's forced to drink the potion, Doom just scoffs that it might have an effect on a man of weaker will. He frees the slaves as a distraction and escapes with both stones back to Latveria in order to study them.

The feast scene is remarkably improved because it's just Doom looking increasingly unimpressed at what's placed in front of him. Shortstack is played by a midget Doombot.

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
From the Planetary/The Authority crossover "Ruling the World." Elijah Snow makes a house visit.
I got some Hellboy vibes in the first few pages.






The look on Snow's face at the end.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Choco1980 posted:

I really want to think that Doom is a closet cinephile now, with his personal theater inside Castle Von Doom, getting all of Hollywood's films shipped directly to Latvaria. And I'm picturing him sitting there with his bucket of popcorn and giant soda, loving every minute of it.

He's probably just gotta keep up for any time he might have a run in with Spider-Man, lest he have an awkward situation where Spidey spouts off a bunch of pop culture references and he just can't understand a word Spidey is saying. I like to imagine this is a common problem in the Marvel universe and so villains are constantly keeping up with the news just to know how they're being insulted.

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Sep 17, 2013

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

SirDan3k posted:

I am but that issue felt forced and fake grrrl power-ey like somebody decided the team hadn't gotten enough flak from men so they just toss together some half-assed excuse to do a bordering on parody of feminism men can't handle women working issue.

And continuity nit-pick Clea and Strange got divorced in the early 90's so she doesn't actually need one.

Besides, she slept with Ben Franklin first.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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There's something really beautiful about the fact that I didn't realize that was H. P. Lovecraft until the exact moment I read the words "negro eggs".

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Glagha posted:

There's something really beautiful about the fact that I didn't realize that was H. P. Lovecraft until the exact moment I read the words "negro eggs".

You weren't tipped off by "luminous, squamous, infinite guts", but you were tipped off by "negro eggs"? :crossarms:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

TwoPair posted:

He's probably just gotta keep up for any time he might have a run in with Spider-Man, lest he have an awkward situation where Spidey spouts off a bunch of pop culture references and he just can't understand a word Spidey is saying. I like to imagine this is a common problem in the Marvel universe and so villains are constantly keeping up with the news just to know how they're being insulted.

That's always been the one weird thing I've never felt was adequately explained is that for all his supposed time spent with his head in the books or peering through a microscope or out being Spider-Man Peter is somehow more of a pop culture encyclopedia than your average TMZ intern.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Lobok posted:

That's always been the one weird thing I've never felt was adequately explained is that for all his supposed time spent with his head in the books or peering through a microscope or out being Spider-Man Peter is somehow more of a pop culture encyclopedia than your average TMZ intern.

He's young, don't you know that bestows you an automatic knowledge of all current pop culture.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

You weren't tipped off by "luminous, squamous, infinite guts", but you were tipped off by "negro eggs"? :crossarms:

Hey, any chump with a thesaurus can wax Lovecraftian, it takes the guy himself to do it while also being appallingly racist.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

MikeJF posted:

He's young, don't you know that bestows you an automatic knowledge of all current pop culture.

True. I suppose they wouldn't want to explain it since there's less dramatic weight in him saying "Augh! How am I supposed to keep my grades up, and hold down a job, and find time for Aunt May when every waking hour I have to split my time between being Spider-Man and watching marathons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians?!"

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Peter just watched The Soup and followed TMZ on Twitter.

Otto has a dedicated newsfeed collating all trending topics across multiple platforms against mentions by media personalities, weighted by Q-rating and prevalence of light night talk show monologues in which the topic appeared.

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.
I dunno if this has been posted yet, but I love this comic so much:



Transformers: More than Meets the Eye #15

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I always appreciate Transformers artists because it can't be easy to keep a schedule and draw complicated tech well.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Gatts posted:

I always appreciate Transformers artists because it can't be easy to keep a schedule and draw complicated tech well.

On the other hand, Pat Lee.

Pierson
Oct 31, 2004



College Slice
This is apropos of nothing but man the Transformers wiki is seriously great. They acknowledge how it is basically a fandom designed to sell toys to kids and don't take it seriously at all. Obviously it has tons and tons of minutae but it's got interesting stuff and fun pages in there as well.

Edit; whoops need a panel. give me a minute.

Protocol 5
Sep 23, 2004

"I can't wait until cancer inevitably chokes the life out of Curt Schilling."

Phy posted:

Hey, any chump with a thesaurus can wax Lovecraftian, it takes the guy himself to do it while also being appallingly racist.

People were racist as poo poo in the 20s and 30s. Lovecraft only stands out because internet, and he's ludicrously verbose about it. Your great grandparents said friend of the family all the time without a second thought.

Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!

Protocol 5 posted:

People were racist as poo poo in the 20s and 30s. Lovecraft only stands out because internet, and he's ludicrously verbose about it. Your great grandparents said friend of the family all the time without a second thought.

Actually Lovecraft was so shockingly racist, even considering the era, that his correspondence with fellow pulp writer of the age Robert E. Howard actually went a ways toward making Howard less racist.

Yeah, you read that right. He was easily capable of out-racisting someone from 1920s Texas to the point that they went "woah woah hold on a minute".

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Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
Even among the 20's and 30's Lovecraft was a sort of strange mega-racist. He made other people less racist in correspondence with him as sort of a reduction by shock.

EFB DAMMIT FUEGO

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