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AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Their obsession with panties comes from them not having them until contact with the west, and then for a long time after only prostitutes wore them. So panties were a sexual thing before a practical thing, and it stuck.

Also I believe this is that Cracked article http://www.cracked.com/article_19098_6-wtf-japanese-trends-you-can-blame-white-guys_p2.html

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Yond Cassius posted:

This council of bodypillows will discuss the situation and get back to you.



(It came from Tumblr.)

The body pillows have 3D boobs??? What in the Christing gently caress?

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

Rhyno posted:

The body pillows have 3D boobs??? What in the Christing gently caress?

I'm only surprised that this is the first example of it I've seen.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Rhyno posted:

The body pillows have 3D boobs??? What in the Christing gently caress?

They're anime schoolgirl body pillows. What d'you think they're designed and made for? Why wouldn't they have boobs?

I mean, it's deeply, soul-destroyingly horrifying, but it isn't surprising.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

They're anime schoolgirl body pillows. What d'you think they're designed and made for? Why wouldn't they have boobs?

I mean, it's deeply, soul-destroyingly horrifying, but it isn't surprising.

I just kinda assumed the universe would take it upon itself to destroy an abomination like that.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Cross posting from AI...

Anarchist Mae has a new favorite as of 02:42 on Sep 22, 2013

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Measly Twerp posted:

Cross posting from AI...



I was wondering why you posted a car, and then I scrolled to the right... :stare:

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
What. Why? Why would you wear American cheese singles?

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Oh.

Oh god I thought it was a frilly yellow dress

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

What. Why? Why would you wear American cheese singles?

To mask the smell.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

To mask the smell.

gently caress you. I'm already laying in bed in pain with a pulled back muscle and now I want to puke too. :cry:

no_shit_columbo
Jul 26, 2013

Measly Twerp posted:

Cross posting from AI...


Have you been up all night wearing cheese?

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

What. Why? Why would you wear American cheese singles?

What?

WHAT? :stonklol:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

What. Why? Why would you wear American cheese singles?

Would you prefer Limburger singles?

no_shit_columbo
Jul 26, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Would you prefer Limburger singles?

Hell, I'm thankful it's not Swiss.

e. gently caress, I googled 'limburger singles' to make sure it didn't have holes in it like swiss. Got this:

no_shit_columbo has a new favorite as of 03:00 on Sep 22, 2013

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Would you prefer Limburger singles?

Given what Limburger is ripened with, it probably wouldn't make a difference.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

That background woman's expression is the best.

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

Bleeeuuugghhh I can handle this thread, but I was already nauseous and I'm trying to fight off the puking and then I saw a dress made out of processed cheese :barf:

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

Super Waffle posted:

Oh.

Oh god I thought it was a frilly yellow dress

I looked RIGHT AT IT because it was unflatteringly puffy. It's like my brain was protectively screening me from the reality.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Switchback posted:

Most skinheads and chelsea girls are not white supremecists so we don't need to talk about that anymore.

Check out this guy's awesome eyebrows!



ROB VAN drat THIS SUBWAY IS CROWDED

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL
Uh I'm pretty sure that panties are highly sexualised in most countries. You guys might be reaching a bit with that one?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I am OK posted:

Uh I'm pretty sure that panties are highly sexualised in most countries. You guys might be reaching a bit with that one?

They just get in the way during sexy time. Could care less. Unless they are edible. Mmmm candy.

uptown
May 16, 2009

Measly Twerp posted:

Cross posting from AI...



I want this to become a mod challenge so badly.

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

How can there be a mod challenge if they already did it?

Krampus Grewcock
Aug 26, 2010

Gruss vom Krampus!
Smash mouth eat the cheese

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Measly Twerp posted:

Cross posting from AI...



This is so upsetting....

Out of everything I have seen in these threads this is the worst. I expect weird sex things and people with poo poo personalities. But the gently caress is this?

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

KidKrampus posted:

Smash mouth eat the cheese

Smash Mouth descends upon the girl, eating cheese slices like it's a game of Brick Breaker (the pornographic kind where you slowly reveal a nudie picture). Meanwhile, Guy Fieri conceals his shame behind sunglasses with a rainbow reflective tint. He jerks his head erratically and screams, "Holy Clam, BATMAN!" over and over again. Beads of LA Looks styling gel dribble from his extra-loud hair and land on his billowing dragons-and-hotrods short sleeve shirt.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I think she was inspired by this classic image:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/LncTot2.jpg:nws:

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

Shwqa posted:

This is so upsetting....

Out of everything I have seen in these threads this is the worst. I expect weird sex things and people with poo poo personalities. But the gently caress is this?

I actually have an answer for this.

It's from a scavenger hunt done a year or so ago (GISHWHES). One of the required photos was pose with a classic car wearing naught but cheese. Awkward? Oh yeah. But to be fair it's not a weird fetish thing. There's another one in the gallery for last year's here and cheese aside it's a lot less awkward.

cool kids inc. has a new favorite as of 05:28 on Sep 22, 2013

Tyrone Biggums
Mar 5, 2013

Gorilla Salad posted:

I think she was inspired by this classic image:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/LncTot2.jpg:nws:

Oh God her neck cheese is melting :gonk:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Tyrone Biggums posted:

Oh God her neck cheese is melting :gonk:

All I could think was "nice tits". Thanks SA.

Ballin Stalin
Dec 29, 2009

by Lowtax
This is the Sonic Rap, by Saphire451...

YOUR TWO SLOW YOUR TWO SLOOOOO-OOOW! C'MON STEP IT UP!

(Kid makes a Sonic rap video).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWQNAUSOu1s

I'm sure we can all agree Second Life is a decent contender for most popular hang out spot of the horribly broken and socially inept. Have a wonderful man named Charliezzz Firecaster who gets supporting evidence first hand. Videos are mildly NWS but any real nudity is edited out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HrB_8-jtUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgHSYt-qoY0

Koivunen
Oct 7, 2011

there's definitely no logic
to human behaviour

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I fail to see what's wrong with a guy and a baby.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Wasabi the J posted:

I fail to see what's wrong with a guy and a baby.

Disgusting guy, disgusting baby.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Wasabi the J posted:

I fail to see what's wrong with a guy and a baby.

Yeah, dude just fell asleep with his baby, most people get double chins when they have their head at that angle.

no_shit_columbo
Jul 26, 2013



Fat lady goes on a 30 day semi-naked selfie quest.

:nws:Possibly NWS:nws:

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Measly Twerp posted:

Cross posting from AI...



I looked at her face and was like, "eh," looked at the car, cause a 69 GTO is one of my favorites, then back at the girl, then slowly my mind began to process the image.

:stare: :barf:

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

no_shit_columbo posted:



Fat lady goes on a 30 day semi-naked selfie quest.

:nws:Possibly NWS:nws:

She look like that melting neck cheese before.

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