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Eponine posted:Wow. Those are really obvious jackets. I wonder how jacked up his real teeth are. These show the teeth the "best"   Bonus zit picture 
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Really tempted to send him a bunch of pictures of fat women with deceptively thin faces just to piss him off "Oh yeaa.... OH NO."
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yippeekiyaymf posted:These show the teeth the "best" Wait, so is this the "French Model" dude from that State Farm commercial or what?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmx4twCK3_I&t=18s
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Sep 25, 2013 02:51
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Please. That chick is easily over 130 pounds. Too fat for him.
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Sep 25, 2013 02:53
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sleeplessinaustin posted:When I was in WV I once wrote a song about a man that painted a bridge Pink and I made the headlines of the newspaper there for it. Extra! Extra! Dumb Racist rear end in a top hat Writes Terrible Song! Read all about it!
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Sep 25, 2013 03:28
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Inevitable posted:Extra! Extra! Dumb Racist rear end in a top hat Writes Terrible Song! Read all about it!
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This showed up in my Facebook awhile back - a friend of a friend. I saved it because I jumped a little when I first opened the page.
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Sep 25, 2013 04:28
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my friend was "inspired" 
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zoux posted:sleeplessinaustin.com This dude is the mirror image of that "high class woman" who had her own thread a few years back. I wish I could remember her name, so I could send these two jokers links to each others lists of demands. I don't understand how anyone pushing forty years old can un-ironically use both "brainwashed sheep" and "Adam & Steve." I also love how he bashes Fox news, then goes on to create the image of the most stereotypical Fox worshipper you could ever imagine.
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Sep 25, 2013 04:32
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Centripetal Horse posted:This dude is the mirror image of that "high class woman" who had her own thread a few years back. I wish I could remember her name, so I could send these two jokers links to each others lists of demands. Would that be Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey? http://www.somethingawful.com/news/jacqueline-mackie-paisley/
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Sep 25, 2013 04:47
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M_Sinistrari posted:Would that be Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey? Her name sounds like Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
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If you have archives, the original (amazing) thread is here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2014838&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Bonus awkward and ugly from the thread: 
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Sep 25, 2013 05:21
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drat, thats one powerful manjaw. I'm jealous. She can probably crack walnuts in her teeth.
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Sep 25, 2013 05:35
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Surely that website is some sort of 'troll' or social experiment, right? It's like he's trying to come off as awful a human as possible.
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M_Sinistrari posted:Would that be Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey? That's the one, thank you! I knew she had a bunch of middle names, but I simply could not recall them when I made that post. hyperhazard posted:If you have archives, the original (amazing) thread is here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2014838&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Thank you, as well. Yes, that thread is fantastic, even if you only read the excerpts from the woman's site. Edit: Of course she's a libertarian; I'd forgotten that. Centripetal Horse has a new favorite as of 05:48 on Sep 25, 2013 |
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And from the old thread someone posted a link to what remains of Mary Romantic's website, I'd almost forgotten about her. http://web.archive.org/web/20020122173154/http://maryromantic.com/
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Pearl Forrester posted:This showed up in my Facebook awhile back - a friend of a friend. I saved it because I jumped a little when I first opened the page. Your friend of a friend needs to leave those poor people in Wall Maria alone. 
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Sep 25, 2013 07:52
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Holy poo poo, I just tried to listen to the cover of that Steampunk band. One of their lines is "I'm an 1890's chick". gently caress these people.
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Sep 25, 2013 09:01
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Captainsalami posted:drat, thats one powerful manjaw. I'm jealous. She can probably crack walnuts in her teeth. She should hook up with famed thespian Robert Zdar and give birth to a family of children who eat solid marble. 
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Sep 25, 2013 11:54
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Shut up. Do what i tell you. I'm not interested. These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answered this ad. I'm an idiot and i don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! ....wow, it really is more appealing than http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/about-me/
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RabbitWizard posted:Shut up. Do what i tell you. I'm not interested. These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answered this ad. I'm an idiot and i don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs! "I'm going to murder you, you bloody woman!" is more appealing than http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/about-me/
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hyperhazard posted:If you have archives, the original (amazing) thread is here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2014838&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Judge Dredd called, he wants his chin back.
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I am the Jaw
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Ez posted:She should hook up with famed thespian Robert Zdar and give birth to a family of children who eat solid marble. Wow, that's definitely the best picture I've ever seen of Z'Dar. Here he just looks like an extra-chromosome version of George Clooney after a bad reaction to shellfish.
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Sep 25, 2013 15:48
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So a friend of mine from college is gay and lives in Austin. Apparently she ran into Sleepless in Austin:
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Sep 25, 2013 16:08
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Preeetty sure this is him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzvmnDXKNww Yeah, it's def. him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SImWhHkGYQg
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Sep 25, 2013 17:21
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zoux posted:Preeetty sure this is him: Of course he's one of those white guys that plays bad blues.
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Sep 25, 2013 17:30
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Apparently there's a whole GBS thread about him that I just saw so...
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Sep 25, 2013 17:31
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Dirtbag Diva posted:Of course he's one of those white guys that plays bad blues. Hey man, blues isn't about playing in time, or with any kind of rhythm, or singing it's about uh... gothic monogrammed straps?
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Sep 25, 2013 17:46
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zoux posted:Preeetty sure this is him: Hey, what's with that (imitation) poor black trash music?
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Stultus Maximus posted:Hey, what's with that (imitation) poor black trash music? Don't you know that the bluesmen were the good ones? They didn't listen to rap or get government assistance. They didn't drink or smoke pot. They liked to wear suits all the time.
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Sep 25, 2013 17:54
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Also, lots of bluesmen wore fedoras.
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BgRdMchne posted:Don't you know that the bluesmen were the good ones? They didn't listen to rap or get government assistance. They didn't drink or smoke pot. They liked to wear suits all the time. I wonder if at one point in my life I'll be getting coffee in my fifties and overhear a bunch of kids wearing iEyePods talking about what a shame it is black music isn't as philosophical or transcendental as Big Boi was.
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Crow Jane posted:Also, lots of bluesmen wore fedoras. And don't forget, the greatest bluesmen of all, the Blues Brothers, were white.
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Dirtbag Diva posted:I wonder if at one point in my life I'll be getting coffee in my fifties and overhear a bunch of kids wearing iEyePods talking about what a shame it is black music isn't as philosophical or transcendental as Big Boi was. don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVyVIsvQoaE
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http://www.returnofkings.com/16837/24-signs-shes-a-slut The manifesto of a complete scumbag.  Maybe  .
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RideTheSpiral posted:http://www.returnofkings.com/16837/24-signs-shes-a-slut I feel dirty just reading this, what the gently caress is wrong with people? What kind of person sits down and writes garbage like this?
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