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T. Finninho posted:lol someone please go back and find the highest serious prediction posted itt, I may have to give that person a custom title reflecting their incredible stupidity
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Pissflaps posted:Um it's a long season and we don't have all the entries in yet. Actually new submissions haven't been allowed for quite some time? If any absentee ballots from are brave men fighting overseas happen to show up I may honor them, but otherwise new entries will be denied
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Shoren posted:Jozy's gonna go 1 in 2 and score 19 goals. you cant search for 20 cause of the year which has 20 in it, and will for the next few years i think, so I think this person (that i quoted) should be banned for sure
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Well that T. Finninho posted:There is no deadline, vote away will disappoint some people but it's ok because I don't really consider this thread anything more than an opportunity to take the piss out of a USMNT player 
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T. Finninho posted:Actually new submissions haven't been allowed for quite some time? If any absentee ballots from are brave men fighting overseas happen to show up I may honor them, but otherwise new entries will be denied Jozy or Dempsey don't have an account here Finn, I don't they'll vote on this here.
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Sep 24, 2013 21:55
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Pissflaps posted:Well that That was more for that specific user, but yes I have been lax with rules in the past, I will admit to that. However I think we're good now on entries, and it's all meaningless anyway, he's not going to score if I allowed voting until matchday 38
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Sep 24, 2013 22:05
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I'm really hoping he'll get that own goal though.
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Sep 24, 2013 22:06
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Hit Man posted:He will score 24 and get that Gareth Bale Seems like a poor prediction this.
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Sep 24, 2013 22:24
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I think Jozy's time in Holland qualifies as Gaslighting. He Gaslit Sunderland into spending 12 million lbs. on him. Lol.
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vaginal culture posted:I think Jozy's time in Holland qualifies as Gaslighting. He Gaslit Sunderland into spending 12 million lbs. on him. Lol. paid a pound for each of his
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Sep 24, 2013 22:29
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Jota posted:paid a pound for each of his Pound for pound, he's one of the worst signings.
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Sep 24, 2013 22:36
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He belongs in the pound, he's dog poo poo.
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Sep 24, 2013 22:38
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If he was a dog he would have been put down already.
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Sep 24, 2013 22:48
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Pissflaps posted:If he was a dog he would have been put down already. Or a racehorse.
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vaginal culture posted:He belongs in the pound, he's dog poo poo. someone make a sarah mclachlan vid to get jozy adopted by a good manager so he can score goals
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Sep 24, 2013 22:50
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I think a lot of USMNT posters who so avidly defended Jozy have some explaining to do. A real come to Jesus moment is necessary imo. The cognitive dissonance can't last much longer, we have HD footage of how bad he is.
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I just rewatched Snatch and the scene with Tyrone running away from the thugs reminded me a lot of Jozy trying to get away from defenders, with a perfect allegory of the dogs/rabbit thrown in there too. Guy Ritchie is a bit of a football visionary I think, he also did the Nike ads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exNvf8uZ6lk
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vaginal culture posted:I think a lot of USMNT posters who so avidly defended Jozy have some explaining to do. A real come to Jesus moment is necessary imo. The cognitive dissonance can't last much longer, we have HD footage of how bad he is. Us fans will continue to support him as long as he keeps scoring for the national team.
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Sep 24, 2013 23:21
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If only TinyfuckingislandMNT played in the premier league.
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Pissflaps posted:If only TinyfuckingislandMNT played in the premier league. Uhh, Chris wondowlowski is the minnow slayer thank you very much 
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Crunkjuice posted:Us fans will continue to support him as long as he keeps scoring for the national team. He is awful for the national team as well, which makes me think they aren't sport likers/knowers.
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Sep 24, 2013 23:53
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He just needs time to adjust to the league imo.
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he should sign for the Timbers imo, I would welcome that
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Sep 25, 2013 03:52
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I said 8 goals im real dumb wtf 8 i must have been high as hell
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vaginal culture posted:He is awful for the national team as well, which makes me think they aren't sport likers/knowers. Jozy "represented" his country in the last World Cup, and probably will in the next one too, for reasons that are beyond my ability to comprehend. I'd think we could get a #17 shirt taped to a training cone or something more useful. World class.
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Antares posted:for reasons that are beyond my ability to comprehend. The USMNT is a bad team
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reminder that at the last World Cup Jozy was objectively worse in a similar role than Rory Fallon of New Zealand (so had far worse service than Jozy from midfield) who at the time was 'starring' for Plymouth Argyle Reserves
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Gigi Galli posted:The USMNT is a bad team Someone has to be king of poo poo mountain. Might as well be jozy.
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Crunkjuice posted:Someone has to be king of poo poo mountain. Might as well be jozy. Jozy is maybe the 3rd best forward on a bad team. Eddie Johnson is in fact tremendously superior.
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Hegav posted:Seems like a poor prediction this. Jozy Altiscore might not reach my lofty prediction of 24 (twenty four) goals in his first year at Sunderland A.F.C. But Jozy Altidore is currently the hopes and dreams of the USMNT. I'm rooting for him along with all of the fans of Jozy Altidore. Be it the Barclay's Premier League or janitorial duties. https://medium.com/sports-page/46c5c30cd313 quote:Upon meeting Altidore, two things are immediately apparent: 1. He has the upper body strength of Bruce Banner gone mad, one reason why it’s so difficult to take him down in the box, and 2. He’s the soccer star America has dreamed of. Powerful, quick and with a supernatural fire in his belly to score. A man with a plan.
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Carrier posted:I said 8 goals im real dumb wtf 8 i must have been high as hell Much like your prediction.
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quote:The United States could have done a lot worse than find a superstar in Altidore idk they could have found a competent footballer
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Jozy loves his Nandos https://twitter.com/jozyaltidore/status/382198759935188992
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well if he's going to be sitting down for around 90 minutes or so on the weekend he might as well do it in an environment where he can eat some nice spicy chicken with friends or family in place of some lucozade with Phil Bardsley and Robbie Stockdale
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Sep 25, 2013 07:38
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Yeah he does have a supernatural belly.
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Jozy should be sent off every time he comes on the pitch for DOGSO to an actual striker
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Babby Thatcher posted:idk they could have found a competent footballer Really, there must be dozens of shitcloggers in the MLS who are worth a shot. One of them must be worth seeing if he's able to run in a straight line without falling over.
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I hope you are all reading jozy's weekly blogquote:SUNDERLAND, England -- Good morning, everyone. I just sat down for a little breakfast as I start my day and decided to break out the laptop to work on my latest blog entry. jozy knows goals will come
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Antares posted:Really, there must be dozens of shitcloggers in the MLS who are worth a shot. One of them must be worth seeing if he's able to run in a straight line without falling over. They could get a mediocre striker from MLS...Robbie Keane and Thierry Henry cost too much though.
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