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corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

The world's saddest Pokemon fan.

The story behind this is very important so please read it.

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Bo was born in the Saratoga Hills pokemon center in Olive vine City, Washington, as there was no pokemon center in Helena, the town her parents chose to move to, Bo's father ran out on his family right before she was born ( hatched), her mother was well mean to her.

Bo was bullied by the other pokemon in trainers school, numerous times one of them threatened to stab her with a knife, she remembers this guy the most, a garchomp that was popular with the girls, the other girls would call her names and they ambushed her one day when they hid behind a house that was on the same street as her job, she was on her way home when they came out and beat her severely to a point that Bo needed hospitalization for gashes to her face and back as they also hit her with a with a piece of wood trim that they took from a hardware store, Bo was also bullied by her mother who would always pick on her by calling her names like "retard" "mental" " freak" " stupid" her mother would also hit her too, sometimes with brooms and extenstion cords, along with many other objects that can be used as weapons or projectiles, but justice against this came when her mother was paralyzed in a car accident, when her mother was T-boned by a speeder, her mother also lost her wings too, after this happened Bo took everything her mom owned as payback leaving her mom with nothing while she was in the hospital.

Bo is'nt very satisfied with her young adult life, she got a new job at Disney Land in Anaheim,CA but alot of pokemon and some humans don't really like her for her eccentricities including her repetitive behavior, she found a car she likes a 1955 oldsmobile 88, the new job has allowed her to move out of her mother's old house which she sold to the city and had it bulldozed while she watched.

MOVESET: hyper beam, flame thrower,focus energy, dragon tail.

# ? Oct 2, 2013 07:07

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 12:07

lizardhunt: Feb 7, 2010; agreed ->

Each line was making me more and more empathetic for this poor autistic girl, until the moveset. :gonk:

# ? Oct 2, 2013 07:47

Kay Kessler: May 9, 2013

Ulfhednar posted:

This belongs in the Good Cosplay thread.

# ? Oct 2, 2013 08:17

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Just when you think you've seen every fetish, suddenly appears a gallery full of two headed girls and conjoined twins.

# ? Oct 2, 2013 08:34

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

# ? Oct 2, 2013 09:44

Springly: Dec 10, 2011

Journey to the West slash?

# ? Oct 2, 2013 10:31

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

SynthOrange posted:

What is being censored in this image by those pixels? I don't know much about Digimon, maybe they have microscopic cocks for feet.

# ? Oct 2, 2013 13:14

Kay Kessler: May 9, 2013

Putty posted:

What is being censored in this image by those pixels? I don't know much about Digimon, maybe they have microscopic cocks for feet.

I think it's the shadow. It's a pretty common art trick to have a shadow reveal a person's true self. In this case, it's showing that even though the Digimon looks real, it's still just made of data.

# ? Oct 2, 2013 15:17

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

nosebro posted:

Okay.

That one's by a goon. They're a great artist and did an Attack on Titan picture I liked so much that I asked for a big ol' print of it and have it up on my wall.

Here, so this isn't totally off-topic:

# ? Oct 2, 2013 18:20

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Putty posted:

What is being censored in this image by those pixels? I don't know much about Digimon, maybe they have microscopic cocks for feet.

Well, considering Digimon are constantly making GBS threads themselves in the original toys/games, that's probably liquid waste of some sort.

# ? Oct 2, 2013 18:27

Concordat: Mar 4, 2007; Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

Concordat has a new favorite as of 19:39 on Oct 2, 2013

# ? Oct 2, 2013 19:35

Missing Name: Jan 5, 2013

Cross-posted from the SnK thread.

# ? Oct 2, 2013 19:52

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Pardner.

# ? Oct 2, 2013 20:44

The Monkey Man: Jun 10, 2012; HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

# ? Oct 2, 2013 22:31

Friends Are Evil: Oct 25, 2010; cats cats cats

ODi!!!!

# ? Oct 2, 2013 23:10

Sad lions: Sep 3, 2008

Friends Are Evil posted:

ODi!!!!

I thought this was a crucifixion scene at first.

# ? Oct 2, 2013 23:23

Mezzanine: Aug 23, 2009

SynthOrange posted:

I'm the baby! Gotta love me!

# ? Oct 3, 2013 01:17

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

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Technically I will consider this an Ancient Aliens fanart

# ? Oct 3, 2013 02:05

U.T. Raptor: May 11, 2010; Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

jerkstoresup posted:

Each line was making me more and more empathetic for this poor autistic girl, until the moveset.

Yeah, Focus Energy is a waste of a moveslot :argh:

# ? Oct 3, 2013 02:29

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

# ? Oct 3, 2013 02:55

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

jerkstoresup posted:

Each line was making me more and more empathetic for this poor autistic girl, until the moveset.

You should know it's actually drawn by a man, and is the life of his "pokesona."

# ? Oct 3, 2013 03:16

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

The ongoing crisis in Syria is a tragedy with the future of the country and it's people looking very bleak, but that didn't stop horrible internet artists from drawing fan art. It's every bit tasteless and disrespectful as you would expect.

My personal favorites.

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My new bird character. His name is Khalil. He is a rebel in training, promising to defeat the evil army. He's my first character to live in Syria. He lives in Wadi Al Uyun. Here he is about to throw a petrol bomb at rioters in his hometown.

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Here's what Khalil would say to Syrian President Bashar Assad. Based off the quote from "The Prince of Egypt".

When he's not using his characters to fight oppression, KodyBoy555 enjoys drawing fat animals scuba diving (in fact it's all fat animals scuba diving. From what I can gather his two Syria drawings are the only ones not about scuba diving).

# ? Oct 3, 2013 04:15

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

Been so long, so long, so long

# ? Oct 3, 2013 07:17

don longjohns: Mar 2, 2012

crowfeathers posted:

Been so long, so long, so long

WTF is this even about? Did he evolve and the chibi version of Jack White is congratulating him? Inquiring minds need to know!

# ? Oct 3, 2013 07:23

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

Haymaker_Betty posted:

WTF is this even about? Did he evolve and the chibi version of Jack White is congratulating him? Inquiring minds need to know!

Charizard is now Dragon type in that mode.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 07:25

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Haymaker_Betty posted:

WTF is this even about? Did he evolve and the chibi version of Jack White is congratulating him? Inquiring minds need to know!

Maybe he's happy that Charizard gets some attention in the form of a new Mega Evolution in Pokemon X/Y?

WendigoJohnson posted:

Charizard is now Dragon type in that mode.

Really? ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 07:25

LeafyOrb: Jun 11, 2012

Haymaker_Betty posted:

WTF is this even about? Did he evolve and the chibi version of Jack White is congratulating him? Inquiring minds need to know!

I suspect it has to with Charizard's new Mega-Evolution and the idea that it will be a good pokemon now, at least that's what I hope it's about. No one tell me different.

Edit: oh hey decent typing just in time for Fairy-Type to mess it up.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 07:26

lizardhunt: Feb 7, 2010; agreed ->

crowfeathers posted:

You should know it's actually drawn by a man, and is the life of his "pokesona."

I really shouldn't know this, but now I do.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 07:43

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

Like you all figured, it is about the new MegaCharizard. I guess tiny Jack White is really excited!

jerkstoresup posted:

I really shouldn't know this, but now I do.

His Deviantart is horrible and depressing.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 08:32

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

crowfeathers posted:

Okay, I can totally understand wanting to keep your real-life options reasonable -- not everyone rates a supermodel girlfriend. But when you're making up anthropomorphized versions of Pok�mon, why not just go ahead and make them actually attractive? Unless that is what he finds attractive, in which case...

...I'm not sure what to think now. Good for him for seeing the beauty inherent in all body shapes, maybe?

# ? Oct 3, 2013 10:49

LeafyOrb: Jun 11, 2012

Screaming Idiot posted:

Okay, I can totally understand wanting to keep your real-life options reasonable -- not everyone rates a supermodel girlfriend. But when you're making up anthropomorphized versions of Pok�mon, why not just go ahead and make them actually attractive? Unless that is what he finds attractive, in which case...

...I'm not sure what to think now. Good for him for seeing the beauty inherent in all body shapes, maybe?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

...This was disturbingly easy to find.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 10:58

Pentaro: May 5, 2013

The soothing sounds of anime. :sax:

# ? Oct 3, 2013 11:05

Zemyla: Aug 6, 2008; I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

LeafyOrb posted:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

...This was disturbingly easy to find.

This is the very first thing that pops into my head when someone talks about beholder fanart.

Oddly enough, I initially thought that was originally from SA, from some art contest.

EDIT: And so it was.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 11:16

SomeJazzyRat: Nov 2, 2012; Hmmm...

Screaming Idiot posted:

Okay, I can totally understand wanting to keep your real-life options reasonable -- not everyone rates a supermodel girlfriend. But when you're making up anthropomorphized versions of Pok�mon, why not just go ahead and make them actually attractive? Unless that is what he finds attractive, in which case...

...I'm not sure what to think now. Good for him for seeing the beauty inherent in all body shapes, maybe?

...look at the top of the page.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 17:23