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I can't see a new manager coming in and playing jozy. He stinks of fail. He will be riding the pine before you can say Richter scale. Stick him in the reserves and offload him in January. And put him on a diet.
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Oct 6, 2013 08:50
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The Natural posted:Tony Hibbert would score more goals in Jozy's place. Don't forget El Salvador, that team Jozy scored 2 goals against. The same team that just had loads of players banned for life for match fixing
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Oct 6, 2013 09:03
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I wonder if jozy has ever scored a goal against a decent side in a competitive match?
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Oct 6, 2013 09:13
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Which team was it that Jozy scored his 1 (one) premier league goal against?
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Oct 6, 2013 09:23
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Haha it was Manchester City
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Oct 6, 2013 09:23
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The goal was probably Joe Hart's fault.
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Oct 6, 2013 09:45
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The USMNT beat Scotland 5-1 last year and Jozy never scored. That's how bad he is.
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Oct 6, 2013 09:47
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I wonder how jozy would fare if he spent time playing for the USWNT
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Oct 6, 2013 09:52
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I haven't seen too much of Jozy tbh, but I had a look at him while I watching that terrible match yesterday and I was surprised that he's so terrible in the air for such a big lad. He barely won any headers and those he did was completely wasted. He was constantly losing the ball just by being easily muscled away too. There's little to say about him aside from that, he was barely involved. Rarely in the right place and when he was his teammates knew better than to pass it to him. He's completely out of his depth in the premier league. That's my analysis of Jozy Altidore, thanks.
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Oct 6, 2013 10:01
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Ponce de Le0n posted:I wonder how jozy would fare if he spent time playing for the USWNT He wouldn't score 
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Oct 6, 2013 10:07
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what if Leo Fortune-West had been American? would they be double World Cup champions by now? all the evidence points to yes
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Oct 6, 2013 10:12
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Pissflaps posted:I wonder if jozy has ever scored a goal against a decent side in a competitive match? He has too scored, it was in Guatemala, at camp, you wouldn't know her
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Oct 6, 2013 10:12
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euroboy posted:I was surprised that he's so terrible in the air for such a big lad. He's too fat to jump properly.
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Oct 6, 2013 10:15
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euroboy posted:I haven't seen too much of Jozy tbh, but I had a look at him while I watching that terrible match yesterday and I was surprised that he's so terrible in the air for such a big lad. He barely won any headers and those he did was completely wasted. He was constantly losing the ball just by being easily muscled away too. He's basically an American Shola Ameobi.
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Oct 6, 2013 10:47
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Jozy is more of a cup player. His competitive nature keeps fighting for trophies where he knows he can get them, like the League Cup, where in two different seasons he has scored two goals. He really is a master of the ball-power kick-shooting in the goal-sector.
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Oct 6, 2013 11:19
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tetsman posted:Jozy is more of a cup player. His competitive nature keeps fighting for trophies where he knows he can get them, like the League Cup, where in two different seasons he has scored two goals. He really is a master of the ball-power kick-shooting in the goal-sector. he's at least a c-cup
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Oct 6, 2013 11:20
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When the NBA season starts I'm gonna post repeatedly in the basketball thread about how the Blazers aren't using Joel Freeland to his strengths and American basketball is beneath him
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Oct 6, 2013 11:44
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Monday Bandele posted:When the NBA season starts I'm gonna post repeatedly in the basketball thread about how the Blazers aren't using Joel Freeland to his strengths and American basketball is beneath him I think we should make this a team effort. Part of me thinks the Jozy love-in is a massive team trolling from another sub forum. Then I remember Americans are idiots
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Oct 6, 2013 12:17
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Monday Bandele posted:When the NBA season starts I'm gonna post repeatedly in the basketball thread about how the Blazers aren't using Joel Freeland to his strengths and American basketball is beneath him
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Oct 6, 2013 12:26
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The Natural posted:Then I remember Americans are idiots You need to relax a bit maybe this lovely goal will calm you down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hp2E6DdIvk
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Oct 6, 2013 12:41
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80085 posted:You need to relax a bit maybe this lovely goal will calm you down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hp2E6DdIvk No one cares about friendlies
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Oct 6, 2013 13:16
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Hegav posted:No one cares about friendlies except Jozy fans
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Oct 6, 2013 13:35
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A lot of people in this thread should start caring about being friendly, a lot of rude trolls in here
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Oct 6, 2013 13:48
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I think Jozy has a friendly and kind face but he's lazy and almost doesn't run at all.
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Oct 6, 2013 13:49
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tetsman posted:I think Jozy has a friendly and kind face but he's lazy and almost doesn't run at all. I think you'll find he can run a good 5-10 steps before falling down inexplicably
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Oct 6, 2013 13:56
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Pissflaps posted:He wouldn't score But would he pass?
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Oct 6, 2013 18:31
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Pissflaps posted:I wonder if jozy has ever scored a goal against a decent side in a competitive match? Is spain a decent team?
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Oct 6, 2013 19:54
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Jota posted:But would he pass? Jozy never passes (on a good meal)
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Oct 6, 2013 19:59
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Crunkjuice posted:Is spain a decent team? That was a friendly
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Is SPAIN a decent team? *scratches head, licks window lengthways, shits himself*
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Oct 6, 2013 20:13
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80085 posted:You need to relax a bit maybe this lovely goal will calm you down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hp2E6DdIvk But Jozy didn't score this goal?!?!?!
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Oct 6, 2013 20:21
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vaginal culture posted:That was a friendly Oh get off it. It was the confed cup semis against casillas, pique, puyol, david villa, xavi, torres, fabregas, capdevila, xabi alonso, ramos, reira. Cazorla and Mata were subs. Not exactly a poo poo squad there.
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Oct 6, 2013 20:27
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Crunkjuice posted:Oh get off it. It was the confed cup semis against casillas, pique, puyol, david villa, xavi, torres, fabregas, capdevila, xabi alonso, ramos, reira. Cazorla and Mata were subs. Not exactly a poo poo squad there. Confederations Cup counts as friendlies
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Oct 6, 2013 20:34
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The Spain match was a competitive fixture. Every ungainly lumbering clown has his day, let's be fair.
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Oct 6, 2013 20:38
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Well Jozy is half as good as Katlego Mphela then.
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Oct 6, 2013 20:55
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Flayer posted:The Spain match was a competitive fixture. Every ungainly lumbering clown has his day, let's be fair. The relationship between Confeds and the World Cup is like the league cup to the champions league. it's JUST about competitive but basically you don't count the goals if you have any self-respect as a player.
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Oct 6, 2013 20:59
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Crunkjuice posted:Oh get off it. It was the confed cup semis against casillas, pique, puyol, david villa, xavi, torres, fabregas, capdevila, xabi alonso, ramos, reira. Cazorla and Mata were subs. Not exactly a poo poo squad there. It was. Spain aren't gonna break out the blood bags for a kickabout vs. USA.
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vaginal culture posted:It was. Yeah this. Remember when they lost in the confeds to the USA? Spain sure do give some cares about the Confederations Cup!
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Crunkjuice posted:Oh get off it. It was the confed cup semis against casillas, pique, puyol, david villa, xavi, torres, fabregas, capdevila, xabi alonso, ramos, reira. Cazorla and Mata were subs. Not exactly a poo poo squad there. You're absolutely right, he scored a goal once, 4 and a half years ago.
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