Ballin Stalin posted:

There hasn't been enough D4nny in the thread. Dude's a musical genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

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I'm the jeans on the far left. Awesome cuddle pile!

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Married Reshiram interview
by ~justinrpg

The radio announcer speaks, "Next up, we are going to talk to a man who married a Pokémon. Yes, really. We will be back after a word from our sponsors."

<Commercial break>

The radio announcer continues "Welcome back to Pokémon Alternative 99.7 FM. in the studio we have a man named Justin Coolidge, who said "I Do." with a Reshiram. Is this right, Justin?"

Justin responds, "Yes, I did marry a Reshiram. In fact our love is strong."

The announcer asks, "What is it like being married to a Fire Type Pokémon?"

Justin responds, "I cannot count the amount of times I was asked that same very question. Well anyway, I don't really think it is any different that a typical marriage. Aside from my Reshiram wife can keep me warm in winter. I hate cold temperatures."

"Is this the only reason why you married a Reshiram?" asked the announcer. You don't find too many Pokémon/human marriages, there is got to be some reason." asked the announcer

Justin responds, "No! I love Reshiram and she loves me, it is more just her keeping me warm. It's true love!"

"You love your Pokémon wife don't you" asked the announcer "even though she is a Pokémon"

"Yes I do, love is love, it doesn't matter if one is a human and the other is a Pokémon, as long as you love each other." Justin replied

"so, being married to a legendary Pokémon, not to mention she is a lot bigger than you and a lot more powerful too, does it make living, life, and activities harder to do together?" asked the announcer

"No actually, it makes it more interesting actually. Especially the love making. As for Reshiram being so powerful, she is overly protective of me and I like it." Justin answered

The radio station phone rings and the announcer's assistant answers it. Justin's wife Reshiram is at the other end of the line."

"Hey, Corey" (the announcer's name) "this is Justin's wife, Reshiram. Yeah we love each other lots, and I protect him with dear life. I have been listening to your conversation with my husband. As you said, I am a powerful legendary Pokémon and that is why I protect him. 80% of Pokémon are liable to take a human down in one attack. So I am overly protective of him." Justin's wife Reshiram explains

"That's right!" Justin says "it is a dangerous world out there with lots of powerful Pokémon"

The announcer asks, "How did you two meet?"

"We met when my foot was trapped in a trap. And Justin freed me. I never left his side since. Our relationship just grew and grew until it became love. Thankfully, Pokémon/human marriage is legal in our area." Reshiram explained

Justin adds, "It was like we were meant for each other, every day and ever minute we just clicked." I wonder if Arceus had that trap thing happen for a reason!"

"I was wondering that myself! You see announcer? It is things like that that proves we were meant to be!" Reshiram stated

"Totally amazing!" the announcer said loudly "I have never heard of Pokémon/human marriage that was meant to be!"

"Now you have!" Reshiram and Justin said at the same time.

Agai... Justin and Reshiram start talking at the same time. "Go ahead, Reshiram" Justin says

Reshiram continues, "See how we said that at the same time, another
example! You are seeing examples just on this radio interview you are having
with Justin. You have to be convinced by now!"

"I am!" the announcer stated. "I am impressed"

"Pokémon/Human marriages do work!" Justin says

"Yes they do, you are 100% Justin" Reshiram adds

"You are more love in your Pokémon/Human marriage than some of those Human/Human traditional marriages."

"Exactly!" Reshiram and Justin says at the same time

The announcer says "I guess another example; you two just said that at the same time again! Holy cow!"

"We love each other" they both say at the same time again

"OK, I know for a fact now it is meant to be!" you know each other like a book!" the announcer says " well that's all the time we have right now, thank you for listening to Pokémon Alternative 99.7. And lets all thank Justin and Reshiram for this interview."



After the whole radio show is over and the ratings were in. the interview gets high ratings.

EmmyOk posted:

Casually mentioning it's a fire Pokemon and "80% of Pokémon are liable to take a human down in one attack" absolutely kill me.

Ballin Stalin posted:

There hasn't been enough D4nny in the thread. Dude's a musical genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

The Monkey Man posted:

madeupfred posted:

The Drexel Football Team is an inprov team. They're a little like Who's Line, but different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il4N2ljI85Q&t=2910s

Gaseous Snake posted:

Make sure this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaP-Vc4LJ3w is playing while you read this.

EmmyOk posted:

quote:

After the whole radio show is over and the ratings were in. the interview gets high ratings.

Casually mentioning it's a fire Pokemon and "80% of Pokémon are liable to take a human down in one attack" absolutely kill me.

The Monkey Man posted:

Gaseous Snake posted:

Make sure this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaP-Vc4LJ3w is playing while you read this.

henkman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re1_IdVjuaw

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Am I the only one who thinks that "cuddle piles" are creepier than if they were just all naked and loving?

Tatum Girlparts posted:

What gets me is how they always claim it is in no way sexual, like, that does make it so much worse yea. I could handle it as just a fetish where you like grinding or whatever, but this idea of 'yea we get like no social contact or affection in day to day life so we just lay on eachother to feel a human, THIS IS NOT FOR SEX', I just can't even process that.

It's like something I'd expect from one of those Romanian orphans who never had human affection so they grew up without a concept of love and tenderness, that's what I'd imagine their therapy is.

Aerox posted:

The best part, though, is they have explicit rules about how if someone gets a boner everyone has to ignore it.



http://www.oc-cuddle.com/html/frequently_asked_questions__fa.html#WhatIfSomethingComesUpp

StandardToast posted:

OkCupid is a loving cesspool.


dude messages me with nothing more than "Lol.", and I shouldn't have even bothered responding but I was bored. Checked out his profile, the thing that bugged me the most was that he's a 26 year old math major that's not yet in his senior year and still thinks that there's no difference between a theory and a scientific theory, who also thinks he's better than everyone else. Ragged on my for my glasses, claiming they're probably not even prescription and that I'm only a "gamer nerd girl" just for men's attention (don't even loving get me started). I kept my cool with it, only telling him that he's cute for paying me so much attention but that they're prescription. Also:


">implying you don't dress for mens attention.
>implying 10/10 women aren't fighting to be with a motorcycle riding socially inept metal mathematics major with a femsub bondage fetish.
>implying your minimal nearsightedness requires you to wear glasses, particularly those absurdly large ones.

I'm sure you have some popsience magazine to read "nerd" girl, go back to it and let the real intellectuals concentrate instead of trying to get into a wizards pants.

Succubus pls go."


(Upon sharing this, I just noticed that he thinks he's awesome because he rides a motorcycle and has a bondage fetish like loving 99% of the internet. And my glasses aren't even that big)

Aerox posted:

The best part, though, is they have explicit rules about how if someone gets a boner everyone has to ignore it.



http://www.oc-cuddle.com/html/frequently_asked_questions__fa.html#WhatIfSomethingComesUpp

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Cuddle Lifeguard On Duty? What's that?

Cuddle Lifeguards are a group of individuals who have been specially trained and certified in how to facilitate Cuddle Parties. They are responsible for ensuring the integrity of the room, meaning that no sex happens, that everyone feels safe and IS safe, and that if any sexual energy shows up, it is dispersed safely and quickly. The Cuddle Lifeguard, along with the Cuddle Caddy, facilitate the Welcome Circle and make sure everyone gets taken care of.

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What's the job of the Cuddle Caddy?

Cuddle Caddies assist the Cuddle Lifeguards. Their job is to help out, by checking people in, answering questions backing up the Lifeguard and providing a second set of eyes looking for potential problems. Think of Cuddle Caddies as the flannel sidekicks of the Cuddle Party Dynamic Duo.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I seriously can't stop laughing that one of the Cuddle Commander's jobs is to kill 'sexual energy'. Like, first of all the obvious jokes of 'that's what most people in cuddle parties do from day to day anyway', but really do Cuddle Commissioners get big buckets of ice water?

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I think Cuddle Commissar has a better ring to it than Life Guard.

I wonder if there is a Cuddle Commander.

Whatev posted:

Life Guard is cool because it implies that everyone's lives are in potential danger.

Shithouse Dave posted:

Vigilantly scanning for boner sharks and accidental drownings.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

What gets me is how they always claim it is in no way sexual, like, that does make it so much worse yea. I could handle it as just a fetish where you like grinding or whatever, but this idea of 'yea we get like no social contact or affection in day to day life so we just lay on eachother to feel a human, THIS IS NOT FOR SEX', I just can't even process that.

It's like something I'd expect from one of those Romanian orphans who never had human affection so they grew up without a concept of love and tenderness, that's what I'd imagine their therapy is.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

gently caress that, the real awkward is in the jobs the cuddle party has. It has fuckin ENFORCERS.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

gently caress that, the real awkward is in the jobs the cuddle party has. It has fuckin ENFORCERS.

DStecks posted:

I am 100% certain that this was an episode of CSI.

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I think Cuddle Commissar has a better ring to it than Life Guard.

I wonder if there is a Cuddle Commander.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

A rogue Cuddle Cop took his powers too far?

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

What would be the term for the fat chick who thinks she is Betty Paige ? I see that as a common theme on a lot of what is posted here. She gets a few tattoos on her arm, black glasses and some bangs and the transformation is complete. "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES",ect.

EmmyOk posted:

Casually mentioning it's a fire Pokemon and "80% of Pokémon are liable to take a human down in one attack" absolutely kill me.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

gently caress that, the real awkward is in the jobs the cuddle party has. It has fuckin ENFORCERS.

bringmyfishback posted:

If you have never heard the Fplus reading of the Reshiram/JustinRPG interview fic then you are missing out.

EmmyOk posted:

I haven't, what's Fplus?

CJacobs posted:

ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME

Lap-Lem posted:

Is this... a Cuddle Prostitution service? Like honestly hiring out people to cuddle with? What else would you be paying $300-$500 for? Does this make the lifeguards the Cuddle Pimps? This is gross.

Lap-Lem posted:

Is this... a Cuddle Prostitution service? Like honestly hiring out people to cuddle with? What else would you be paying $300-$500 for? Does this make the lifeguards the Cuddle Pimps? This is gross.