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Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.

Paddyb posted:

That's too bad because this thread is repetitive as hell and 35 pages long and poo poo.

poo poo eh? much like jozy altidore etc. etc. et.c

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Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

USMNT have competitive matches against the mighty JAMAICA and the every criminals favourite hideout, PANAMA over the next week.

Both ranked 78th and 35th respectively in the all important and accurate FIFA world rankings.

How many will Jozy score?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Haggis Heed posted:

How many will Jozy score?

0.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
What celebration should Jozy do if he scores a goal? I hope Sunderland has something special planned.

Your Weird Uncle posted:

poo poo eh? much like jozy altidore etc. etc. et.c

And your posts.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Paddyb posted:

That's too bad because this thread is repetitive as hell and 35 pages long and poo poo.

You know what else is repetitive as hell and 35 pages long and poo poo? Jozy Altidore's autobiography.

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
I think Poyet could work well with Jozy, he's used to dealing with a massive pile of poo poo in the dressing room

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
I think big sam is the only fella that knows how to get the most of a big powerful black man.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Ponce de Le0n posted:

I think big sam is the only fella that knows how to get the most of a big powerful black man.

Mods

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Ponce de Le0n posted:

I think big sam is the only fella that knows how to get the most of a big powerful black man.

Actually it was Gianfranco Zola that got Carlton Cole to play well

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
jozy could reach his peak under big sam, during the pinnacle of his talents he might become the new jason roberts.

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
in not hiring Tony Pulis, Sunderland have blocked off the last possible route to Jozy scoring an unprecedented 3 or 4EPL goals

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
It's going to be great when Sunderland bring in a new striker on loan in January and he bangs in all the goals while Jozy rots away forever on he bench

Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.

Jota posted:

What celebration should Jozy do if he scores a goal? I hope Sunderland has something special planned.


And your posts.

my posts...on the internet...

so where do you think usmnt superstar and notable az alkmaar forward aron johansson is gonna play next year

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Your Weird Uncle posted:

my posts...on the internet...

so where do you think usmnt superstar and notable az alkmaar forward aron johansson is gonna play next year

In the eredivisie.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Your Weird Uncle posted:

my posts...on the internet...

so where do you think usmnt superstar and notable az alkmaar forward aron johansson is gonna play next year

He was pure shite when he played for AGF and then he suddenly had 6 months where he scored a decent amount of goals.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Hegav posted:

He was pure shite when he played for AGF and then he suddenly had 6 months where he scored a decent amount of goals.

And then started banging them in, in eredivisie. Just like Jozy and loads more duds

Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.
has a worthwhile defender ever emerged from the eredivisie? honest question

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Your Weird Uncle posted:

has a worthwhile defender ever emerged from the eredivisie? honest question

Jaap Stam you mug

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
Jan Kromkamp

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Arthur Numan as well

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Your Weird Uncle posted:

has a worthwhile defender ever emerged from the eredivisie? honest question

Oliwan

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Your Weird Uncle posted:

has a worthwhile defender ever emerged from the eredivisie? honest question

Super Jan mate?

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Modus Trollens posted:

Super Jan mate?

yeah I already said him

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Total Meatlove posted:

Arthur Numan as well

...Numan!

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Who didn't love the oranje invasion?

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Total Meatlove posted:

Jaap Stam you mug

one that could be good without performance enhancers?

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Babby Thatcher posted:

one that could be good without performance enhancers?

What kind of sick troll would start ninpo off like this?

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Babby Thatcher posted:

one that could be good without performance enhancers?

Vertonghen

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Jos Hooiveld :)

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
The Dutch league used to be decent a decade ago, but now it's just garbage and only the odd good performer there will turn out to be a decent player somewhere else. It's sad.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Look at how wrong this list is

Your Weird Uncle
Jan 16, 2006
Boneless Rusto Thrash.

tetsman posted:

The Dutch league used to be decent a decade ago, but now it's just garbage and only the odd good performer there will turn out to be a decent player somewhere else. It's sad.

you answered my next question before i asked it! thx

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

No mention of Frank de Boer, Koeman and van Bronckhorst yet, shameful.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

euroboy posted:

No mention of Frank de Boer, Koeman and van Bronckhorst yet, shameful.

I always think of gio being a left sided midfielder.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Having not watched the Eredivisie in forever I don't understand how Jozy scored so many goals there

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Aug 31, 2004


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Scott Bakula posted:

Having not watched the Eredivisie in forever I don't understand how Jozy scored so many goals there

Dutch Defending

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
But what do they do? I've watched him in the Premier League and he is so bad at everything I don't understand how any defender is that bad

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Scott Bakula posted:

But what do they do? I've watched him in the Premier League and he is so bad at everything I don't understand how any defender is that bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fimRn4cZ-Q8

And this is PSV. Just imagine the shittier teams that get dominated by them.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Oh god he's getting his first goal against Newcastle our defense love to switch off like that

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Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Scott Bakula posted:

Oh god he's getting his first goal against Newcastle our defense love to switch off like that

If he scores against us lot we're hosed and deserve to be relegated forever and ever.

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