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# ? Oct 8, 2013 18:07 |
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Phlegmish posted:Was almost spontaneously going to mention The Exploited in my last post, they really do suck.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 18:09 |
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Dirtbag Diva posted:Seriously, I do not get people who look at Paige and Monroe and think that's "curvy" by today's standards. Do they not go into vintage stores? Or understand that vanity sizing has completely changed the standard we used to have for women's dresses? Just like steampunk and Ren Faire, it's idealizing a place and time that never really existed, and fantasizing themselves in a position of coolness and power. They want to be Sandy and Danny from Grease with more tattoos, piercings, flames and skulls. For most people, real life in the 1950s wasn't like that at all. The middle class dream involved a professional job, a modern house, tailored sharkskin suits and designer dresses and a two-tone hardtop Oldsmobile. Turtlenecks and big sunglasses were au courant Adjusted for reality, that translated into a steady, secure if not glamorous job, a small but decent bungalow, grey flannel suits and polyester bowling shirts for guys and sundresses for women and a '57 Chevy in the driveway- albeit a wagon with a gutless 135hp inline 6. Even teenagers who were first coming into their own still looked closer to their parents than the cast of Grease. Khaki pants, loafers and button-down shirts were the rule for guys, full dresses and bobby socks were what most girls wore. A big pompadour would get you stares, and sideburns or, if you were a girl, tight clothes and bullet bras would get you sent home from school. You couldn't even wear jeans to school in many places in the eastern US. The rockabilly scene was mainly working class- rockabilly guys wore leather jackets, jeans and engineer boots because they were tough, and plain white tees and Chucks because they were dirt cheap, and tied into the hot rod scene on the West Coast. A good portion of them were high-school dropouts who went to work in car shops because, back then, you could afford a used Chevy, T-Bucket or bike and a place on that income. Society regarded them as a bunch of n'er-do-wells who did nothing but drink, fight, vandalize stuff and get into accidents with their vehicles. Tattoos were reserved for military men, and nobody would space out their ears. It's funny to see people dress up in what was the 1950s equivalent of bikers with a dab of gangsta mixed in, and talking about how things were so much more wholesome then. This isn't to say that stuff like that can't look good- certain pieces that fit well will look good, but they won't if it becomes a costume. James Dean and Marilyn Monroe were good looking people to begin with, so they could carry even the worst outfits. Even funnier are psychobillies- think rockabilly with more screaming, zombie tattoos, bondage boots, skunk streaks in bangs and sleeveless flame t shirts. Lack of self awareness and abundance of cheap beer remain equal
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 19:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuQ0hbhcZPE I can'tttttt Bonus Awkward/Ugly/Gross: Here's an article about a Pick Up Artist who is mad at the entire country of Denmark for raising citizens not desperate enough to gently caress him.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 19:36 |
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VoidBurger posted:
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:04 |
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VoidBurger posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuQ0hbhcZPE Yes our glorious socialist country defeats all PUAs attempts to get laid. This has nothing to do with him being a creep. Nope.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:05 |
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Gosh what an awful guy. The worst PUA thing I saw posted was still that guy who talked about rationing how many times he let a girl suck his dick per blowjob, presumably so she would beg for more sucks the next time. It made my Y chromosome want to detonate in shame.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:16 |
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That dude really reminds me of George Zimmerman and I don't know why.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:20 |
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-Anders posted:Yes our glorious socialist country defeats all PUAs attempts to get laid. We know how to beat them. Inform the rest the world.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:27 |
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Does she really call them "The Aspergin Alliance" at the start or am I mis-hearing it?
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:37 |
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Sunshine89 posted:Even funnier are psychobillies- think rockabilly with more screaming, zombie tattoos, bondage boots, skunk streaks in bangs and sleeveless flame t shirts. Lack of self awareness and abundance of cheap beer remain equal I'm not really into psychobilly besides The Cramps and Mojo Nixon, and they're both kinda edge cases, but I'm pretty sure the over the topness is on purpose, kind of a "If you're gonna glamorize a made up ideal of the past, at least have some loving fun with it!" thing. Or maybe the fans really suck or it got shittier as the movement went on or something.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:49 |
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Mimetic posted:That dude really reminds me of George Zimmerman and I don't know why. Currently on trial for murder.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:51 |
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:54 |
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VoidBurger posted:Bonus Awkward/Ugly/Gross: Here's an article about a Pick Up Artist who is mad at the entire country of Denmark for raising citizens not desperate enough to gently caress him. I gotta admit, he's really sold me on Denmark. It sounds like a great place. I love how he ends it: “Unfortunately, we have to accept that... we can’t fulfill basic human rights for all without viewing everyone as equal”. Truly, this man is the Marx of the PUA community.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:59 |
Phlegmish posted:Once they also gave me a haircut similar to this one: The Moses?
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:01 |
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EmmyOk posted:Gosh what an awful guy. The worst PUA thing I saw posted was still that guy who talked about rationing how many times he let a girl suck his dick per blowjob, presumably so she would beg for more sucks the next time. It made my Y chromosome want to detonate in shame. I suppose that's one way of coping with premature ejaculations.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:13 |
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Metal Loaf posted:I suppose that's one way of coping with premature ejaculations. He did say he initially only allowed three sucks, so I think you're on to something there. Might as well post the quote This banner at the top of the page is pretty too.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:42 |
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Some people shouldn't be allowed to write adverts. It took me like a minute to work out what that is saying, and I'm still not entirely convinced i counted the negatives right.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:47 |
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bringmyfishback posted:Oh my god oh my GOD I love her. LOVE HER. I can't shake the feeling that Hutchinson bought her out of pity.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:56 |
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MooCowlian posted:Some people shouldn't be allowed to write adverts. It took me like a minute to work out what that is saying, and I'm still not entirely convinced i counted the negatives right. When every human interaction you engage in revolves around negging, poo poo's going to spill over to everything else you do.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:58 |
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I love the little warning under the e-mail bar
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 22:01 |
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Here is a picture of that dude rocking the caveman date rapist look. I hope viewing the picture makes you feel as dirty as it made me feel.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 22:40 |
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Just Winging It posted:When every human interaction you engage in revolves around negging, poo poo's going to spill over to everything else you do. Quadruple negging. Take the red pill, man.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 22:41 |
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Never heard of this: http://gawker.com/guy-sends-girl-unsolicited-selfie-spawns-cringiest-ins-1442563806 But the follow-up videos are pretty good. Welcome to 15m of internet hell creepy Drakehands guy.
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# ? Oct 8, 2013 23:00 |
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As someone who likes to go out and drink with a lot of people who are in their 30s+ and idolize punk/whateverbilly culture... you guys are absolutely correct. But also stop being such uptight nerds and go have some fun.
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 00:04 |
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EmmyOk posted:He did say he initially only allowed three sucks, so I think you're on to something there. So if I want to have sex should I click the button or not?
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 00:08 |
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Why haven't you not already not decided to not click the button if you don't not want not never not get laid? Seriously...
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 00:10 |
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I think that not clicking the button gets the kit, but then why the ad?
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 00:20 |
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He looks like a big toe with a face tattooed on it
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 00:21 |
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:To continue my research into the mythical fat rockabilly girl, I found this- That corset looks terribly uncomfortable. Certainly awkward, especially if she actually tried to do anything dressed like that. And anyway, real people from these vintage periods would wear their foundation garments underneath their clothes.
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 00:23 |
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 00:30 |
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Jollity Farm posted:
Corset nerds are their own brand of horrible. Want a show? Go on tumblr and tag a picture of a bustier or a waist cincher as a corset and watch them all freak out.
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 00:32 |
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In the last thread, someone posted a picture of a furry in a dimly lit room, lying back on an early-'90s-looking couch, launching a stream of beaded piss out of his exposed penis. I looked at it and laughed. I could not make it past the (presumably only the first) Monty Python reference in this video.
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 00:40 |
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Phlegmish posted:Or perhaps more accurately: Tom Waits, no!
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 00:42 |
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Barf Wight posted:Hahahaa wow what piece of poo poo. That article does make me appreciate this little PUA-proof wonderland I live in. I've never thought about it, but I've never seen any guys attempt that sort of stuff anywhere here. I'm a dude myself so I wouldn't know if there's been fedoras and minds full of poo poo just around the corner. I know a guy who claimed to be a PUA, but he was actually groomed and attractive and didn't believe in negging. Still kind of a dork, though
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 01:07 |
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Jollity Farm posted:
Her boobs look so unhappy.
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 01:08 |
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fullroundaction posted:... stop being such uptight nerds and go have some fun. Don't backseat mod, thanks.
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:45 |
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The hypocrisy...it's off the charts!
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:53 |
Jollity Farm posted:
I don't think that picture is awkward in any way, and I think she looks great. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:54 |
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So apparently romance conventions are where middle-aged cosplayers go.
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