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Herr Direktor
Mar 19, 2006

Robawesome posted:

Yeah, gently caress this game! gently caress that dick who you were trying to grief for shooting you! God drat you sound like a little baby here.

Guy was supposed to know he was bested and sat in the store till the police shot him and then sold the game. What don't you get?

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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Frankston posted:

That's it, I'm done with this game. A guy is holding up a shop, So I block him in with my car. Somehow he kills me though the door, the police impound my car for no reason (I have no wanted stars) and when I run back they let him flee the scene and shoot me, again for no reason.

So you were griefing a guy, and he managed to kill you, so you went back to where he was, and he killed you again? So now you're going to stop playing?

What's your name in-game?

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

Frankston posted:

The guy was an idiot shouting friend of the family and telling people he wanted to gently caress them in the rear end over and over on voicechat. I thought I'd have a little fun at his expense, but the game being the game bugged out. Sorry me quitting riles you up so much.

You didn't mention any of that before, you were whining about getting shot after trying to grief somebody. Maybe he deserved it but you still sound like a baby crying that you got shot by a pubbie under very normal circumstances.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Robawesome posted:

Yeah, gently caress this game! gently caress that dick who you were trying to grief for shooting you! God drat you sound like a little baby here.

I was gonna say the same thing. I agree with some people being annoyed at a lot of aspects of online (though threatening to quit, etc. is stupid), but this guy just sound whiny. It's hilariously fun to grief the occasional pubbie in this game, but getting made when it doesn't work? Seriously?

VarXX
Oct 31, 2009

coyo7e posted:

I was assuming that he was using that online store glitch to sell the car a half-dozen times before it kicked him out of the chop shop.

No, I was told there was an escalade type vehicle that sold for 30k. Guess i was wrong.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Frankston posted:

The guy was an idiot shouting friend of the family and telling people he wanted to gently caress them in the rear end over and over on voicechat. I thought I'd have a little fun at his expense, but the game being the game bugged out. Sorry me quitting riles you up so much.

I get super emotional for no reason when I get killed in videogames, sorry that riles you up guys but it looks like the joke's on you now :smug:

TjyvTompa
Jun 1, 2001

im gay
I wonder what it entails to be a "pubbie" these days according to the awesome cool not-butthurt-at-all SA posters.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Two examples of my failed griefing that cracked me up:

1. Rolling around town in a loaded semi crushing pubbie peds and cars: some pubby tactical rolls out of the way and baaaaaarely clears my bumper, then shotguns me as I drive past. Next time I saw him I honked and drove off.

2. Picked up a paused pubbie's car in the cargobob. He bails out at about 200 ft and opens his parachute like 10 feet from the ground and survives, so I carefully set his car down next to him and left him alone.

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.
Goons are welcome to chase me down hard when I have a bounty on my rear end, even if it's just a single grand. Just try to make it an exciting chase we both can enjoy, don't blow your load the moment you get on stage.

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

MrLonghair posted:

Goons are welcome to chase me down hard when I have a bounty on my rear end, even if it's just a single grand. Just try to make it an exciting chase we both can enjoy, don't blow your load the moment you get on stage.

Bounty chases are great. Me and 2 other goons were trying (and failing quite miserably) to kill a guy with a bounty while flying Annihilators. That dude must have been so confused as to why 3 helicopters were failing to minigun him to death.

Manxome Foe
Apr 6, 2005

Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

MrLonghair posted:

Goons are welcome to chase me down hard when I have a bounty on my rear end, even if it's just a single grand. Just try to make it an exciting chase we both can enjoy, don't blow your load the moment you get on stage.

Whenever I get a bounty and I'm playing with goons I always tell them to kill me so goons get the money.

Barn Owl
Oct 29, 2005
"text"

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Driving goes up pretty fast just from doing races, it will be my first maxed stat by far. Shooting seems to go up pretty slowly no matter how many men you shoot in the face though. I imagine you need the shooting range like in SP but every time I go in there it matches me with Some Guy, even if I'm in solo mode. I just want to (poorly) shoot at targets at my leisure without it having to be a competition.

It's hard to set it to unlimited matches before matchmaking completes. I did 30-40 rounds of minigun random targets and am at 80+ shooting. Having several thousand rounds of ammo at any time makes me want to play a support class in a survival. I have no idea what my max capacity is, I didn't want to spend 14k to find out.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Hatbox Ghost posted:

So you were griefing a guy, and he managed to kill you, so you went back to where he was, and he killed you again? So now you're going to stop playing?

What's your name in-game?

I should probably point out I'm not quitting purely because of this. I've posted a couple of times about not being impressed by the online mode, but I've read that it really picks up after level 20 which I haven't found to be the case. This was just the final 'meh, whatever' moment for me. Yeah anyway, who cares. Enjoy the game. I'm out.

Slayer1597
Nov 6, 2008

TREMENDOUS CHILD
ASK ME ABOUT MY ANIMES

Frankston posted:

I should probably point out I'm not quitting purely because of this. I've posted a couple of times about not being impressed by the online mode, but I've read that it really picks up at level 20 which I haven't found to be the case. This was just the final 'meh, whatever' moment for me. Yeah anyway, who cares. Enjoy the game. I'm out.

I think your just not playing with the right goons. You should get into our crew and roll with us, nothing says fun like bombing other goons with porta-potties from the cargobob (cargobob can pick up a bunch of random poo poo it turns out!)

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Slayer1597 posted:

I think your just not playing with the right goons. You should get into our crew and roll with us, nothing says fun like bombing other goons with porta-potties from the cargobob (cargobob can pick up a bunch of random poo poo it turns out!)
Holy poo poo, exploding crappers with sticky bombs attached..! :awesome:

cl_gibcount 9999
Aug 15, 2002

I brought a buzzard to a goon with a bounty, but he thought I was trying to kill him or something and started running away. I pursued him relentlessly, even flying through a tunnel, constantly trying to land next to him (I really wish helicopters had a horn) until eventually he stopped and got out. I landed next to him and waited for him to get in, but instead he cooked a grenade and lobbed it right at me.

Not one to take my $2000 hospital bill lightly I decided to pay another $1000 to have lamar send a mugger after him and extract my fee.

"The mugger will approach your target soon."

"The mugger is approaching your target now."

"The mugger was successful but your target had no cash."

:(

IM DAY DAY IRL
Jul 11, 2003

Everything's fine.

Nothing to see here.
I played a few hours worth of races last night with Deutsche Nozzle and at one point we were discussing the potentially broke-ness of spawning back into freemode immediately following a grind of missions. He informs me of the ability to deposit via phone so as soon as I'm ready to power down and go to sleep I pop back in free-mode and spawn on the helipad near the water, pull up my phone, then immediately get sniped by another player camping the helicopters :shobon:

Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003
Online would be so much better if they opened up the casino for multiplayer and had a high roller hold em table.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

IM DAY DAY IRL posted:

I played a few hours worth of races last night with Deutsche Nozzle and at one point we were discussing the potentially broke-ness of spawning back into freemode immediately following a grind of missions. He informs me of the ability to deposit via phone so as soon as I'm ready to power down and go to sleep I pop back in free-mode and spawn on the helipad near the water, pull up my phone, then immediately get sniped by another player camping the helicopters :shobon:
You can use your phone during the job. ;)

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


cl_gibcount 9999 posted:

Not one to take my $2000 hospital bill lightly I decided to pay another $1000 to have lamar send a mugger after him and extract my fee.
:aaaaa: I did not know this is a thing! When does it unlock?

blackguy32
Oct 1, 2005

Say, do you know how to do the walk?
The $2000 death penalty can gently caress right off.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

I have to be the only person who doesn't give a poo poo about a $2000 penalty for dying. You can rob a store in less than 30 seconds and you get between $1000-2000. Survival missions routinely pay 15-20k. What's the problem?

RCarr fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Oct 9, 2013

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


RCarr posted:

I have to be the only person who doesn't give a poo poo about a $2000 penalty for dying. You can rob a store in less than 30 seconds and you get between $1000-2000. What's the problem?
You're ignoring time spent losing the cops, and the fact you can die twice in less than 30 seconds.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Pleads posted:

Two examples of my failed griefing that cracked me up:

1. Rolling around town in a loaded semi crushing pubbie peds and cars: some pubby tactical rolls out of the way and baaaaaarely clears my bumper, then shotguns me as I drive past. Next time I saw him I honked and drove off.

2. Picked up a paused pubbie's car in the cargobob. He bails out at about 200 ft and opens his parachute like 10 feet from the ground and survives, so I carefully set his car down next to him and left him alone.

I had a guy leap over a guard rail juuust as I was bearing down on him at full speed in my SUV. I crashed into the rail and the guy had a wide open shot and emptied his whole Uzi clip into me from like 1 foot away. poo poo like that is what GTA is all about though, its hard to get pissed about it.

Intrepid00
Nov 10, 2003

I'm tired of the PM’s asking if I actually poisoned kittens, instead look at these boobies.

TjyvTompa posted:

I doubt it was because you blew up 1 car. I've blown up many, many cars and I'm not a bad sport.

If you want to troll pubbies and not get dunce capped by blowing up their car use the environment. If you shoot a gas pump not next to their car chain reactions haven't punished me yet. Also grabbing their cars with a cargobob and tossing them onto roofs frustrates them.

blackguy32
Oct 1, 2005

Say, do you know how to do the walk?

RCarr posted:

I have to be the only person who doesn't give a poo poo about a $2000 penalty for dying. You can rob a store in less than 30 seconds and you get between $1000-2000. What's the problem?

It is much easier to die than it is to rob a store. Also, is this the solution to whenever you get involved in a gunfight?

Its a really stupid mechanic. The penalty for dying should simply be the fact that you died.

cl_gibcount 9999
Aug 15, 2002

Pleads posted:

:aaaaa: I did not know this is a thing! When does it unlock?

Honestly not too sure, I soared through 30 ranks in a goon mission session and unlocked all that stuff simultaneously. If I had to guess, it would be late 20s to early 30s.

EDIT: ok I was way off

I think next time I use it I'll wait until someone claims a bounty and hopefully the mugger will get there before they bank the reward.

cl_gibcount 9999 fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Oct 9, 2013

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

RCarr posted:

I have to be the only person who doesn't give a poo poo about a $2000 penalty for dying. You can rob a store in less than 30 seconds and you get between $1000-2000. Survival missions routinely pay 15-20k. What's the problem?

The problem is that I won't even flinch at dropping a million bucks on a car just to own it, and go back down to only a few thousand bucks that I'd rather not lose just because some random person happened to be on the same street as me and shot me just for funsies.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Pleads posted:

You're ignoring time spent losing the cops, and the fact you can die twice in less than 30 seconds.

The point is, unless you are dying once every 5 minutes for hours one end, this shouldn't be a problem. If you are dying twice in less than 30 seconds what the gently caress is wrong with you?

Intrepid00
Nov 10, 2003

I'm tired of the PM’s asking if I actually poisoned kittens, instead look at these boobies.

Pleads posted:

:aaaaa: I did not know this is a thing! When does it unlock?

50

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

RCarr posted:

I have to be the only person who doesn't give a poo poo about a $2000 penalty for dying.

"Because it's there" isn't a good reason to have things that obviously bother people who aren't you, though.

RCarr posted:

The point is, unless you are dying once every 5 minutes for hours one end, this shouldn't be a problem. If you are dying twice in less than 30 seconds what the gently caress is wrong with you?

IMHO you're playing GTA wrong if there are never times when you die every 5 minutes for a few hours.

VarXX
Oct 31, 2009

Pleads posted:

You're ignoring time spent losing the cops, and the fact you can die twice in less than 30 seconds.

How are you dying robbing stores? Get a helicopter and never have an issue again

blackguy32
Oct 1, 2005

Say, do you know how to do the walk?

RCarr posted:

The point is, unless you are dying once every 5 minutes for hours one end, this shouldn't be a problem. If you are dying twice in less than 30 seconds what the gently caress is wrong with you?

The point is that the penalty either needs to be cut down or done away with. The solution isn't to pray to god that pubbies want to play nice and not try to murder you for existing.

Intrepid00
Nov 10, 2003

I'm tired of the PM’s asking if I actually poisoned kittens, instead look at these boobies.

RCarr posted:

The point is, unless you are dying once every 5 minutes for hours one end, this shouldn't be a problem. If you are dying twice in less than 30 seconds what the gently caress is wrong with you?

You drive off right away after killing someone? I wait for them to get dumped back into the world. Also you can totally camp out Gerald's apartment for lols. It is incredible how you can totally screw someone over and over.

VarXX
Oct 31, 2009

blackguy32 posted:

The point is that the penalty either needs to be cut down or done away with. The solution isn't to pray to god that pubbies want to play nice and not try to murder you for existing.

Make a private/crew only session? Think of the regular sessions as Hardcore mode

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Zombies' Downfall posted:

"Because it's there" isn't a good reason to have things that obviously bother people who aren't you, though.


IMHO you're playing GTA wrong if there are never times when you die every 5 minutes for a few hours.

In order for this to happen you would have to die and immediately upon leaving the hospital, start shooting everything in sight and let the cops kill you without putting up a fight. And constantly repeat. Hell, most police chases last 5-10 minutes. Unless you are just actively looking to die, this should not be happening.

blackguy32
Oct 1, 2005

Say, do you know how to do the walk?

VarXX posted:

Make a private/crew only session?

You can have fun in this game as long as you do A) B) C) and D).

It's a long workaround for something that is highly unnecessary. I shouldn't need to have a helicopter to rob stores just for fear of dying.

I shouldn't need to go to a private session to avoid losing 6k in 30 minutes.

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

blackguy32 posted:

The point is that the penalty either needs to be cut down or done away with. The solution isn't to pray to god that pubbies want to play nice and not try to murder you for existing.

No, the solution is to get better at shooting. Count me as another person who doesn't think the death penalty is too steep. If $2000 is a lot to you, you're doing something wrong.

blackguy32 posted:

It's a long workaround for something that is highly unnecessary. I shouldn't need to have a helicopter to rob stores just for fear of dying.

I shouldn't need to go to a private session to avoid losing 6k in 30 minutes.

You don't need a helicopter, you don't need a private session.

Fortuitous Bumble
Jan 5, 2007

I like the races in this game. I'm terrible at almost any online game, but I just drive at a reasonable pace and pass people in the turns and usually come in 1st to 3rd. It's really satisfying when some guy tries to spin me out at the starting line and I drive by him after he smashes into a guard rail a minute later. :)

Also, I noticed some achievement/badge looking thing for rally racing with a navigator? Is this actually in the game yet?

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M2tt
Dec 23, 2000
Forum Veteran

nasboat posted:

I am watching fellow AWCO member 'm2tt' drive like a madman in a chrome Infernus with hot pink rims, chasing pubbies and honking the clown horn at hilarious intervals

Hey now, don't be mean, it was an Entity :frogc00l:



I was in the midst of trying to build up bad boy points to keep the grinding brotherhood together, but in case anyone else finds themselves in that situation it turns out that just blowing up all the cars in the impound yard and switching sessions it's a much more efficient way of doing that. (Even then it took about a dozen cars in rapid succession to make my way into bad boy hell)

That said, never, ever, get yourself into bad boy hell. It's terrible.

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