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TheFluff
Dec 13, 2006

FRIENDS, LISTEN TO ME
I AM A SEAGULL
OF WEALTH AND TASTE

Mojo Threepwood posted:

It was fascinating to read about how during Operation Frequent Wind how the Navy dumped millions of dollars of helicopters into the ocean, and it reminded me of seeing photos of B-52s with wings chopped off to comply with the START Treaty. Does that sort of thing happen a lot in history, when a country wrecks tons of perfectly good equipment for an unusual reason?

In Sweden after 1991 pretty much everything that it took 50 years of paranoia to stockpile has been just thrown away (not sold as surplus, since it would "ruin the market for commercial actors") because with the collapse of the USSR it suddenly seemed like there would be peace in our time. We're talking about everything from perfectly functional and relatively modern 155mm howitzers (170 thrown away) to plain everyday things like stretchers (780,000 - yes, that's the correct number of zeroes), 20 liter jerry cans (500,000), broachers and spades (about a million each). Complete (but old) equipment for several infantry brigades (all inclusive, so everything from trucks and guns to uniforms and field kitchens) as well as several complete field hospitals was just given away for free to Latvia and Estonia since hey, they're our buffer states now!

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Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
Still, the weirdest thing is that you guys took on some pretty clapped out equipment from the former East German Army :raise:

TheFluff
Dec 13, 2006

FRIENDS, LISTEN TO ME
I AM A SEAGULL
OF WEALTH AND TASTE

Koesj posted:

Still, the weirdest thing is that you guys took on some pretty clapped out equipment from the former East German Army :raise:

It was a confusing time. The army had been complaining for many years about how the indigenous aircraft development programs (Viggen and later Gripen) was eating up the defense budget and leaving them with nothing. Aside from the guys fortunate to be in one of the six armored brigades, every infantryman in Sweden rode to battle in either a tarp-covered truck or a bandvagn 206, which has a fiberglass superstructure. Priority One with capital letters on the army's hit list was to get a new tank, and after that, to mechanize the poo poo out of everything they could afford to mechanize, because the infantry brigades were mostly rolling around with the same poo poo they'd been using since the 60's. And what happens? Not only do they get a new tank, and a really good one at that, but suddenly they can also afford to buy several hundred APC's and IFV's! Sure, not the best ones, but they're better than trucks, and they're loving cheap, unlike the CV90 which they couldn't afford for everyone. Certainly this is the opportunity of the century!

Then a few years later the defense budget of 2000 comes along, we're suddenly not going to have very many infantry brigades anymore and the trashing party starts.

TheFluff fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Oct 12, 2013

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Koesj posted:


When an LaSK (East German Army) officer went to visit West Germany for the first time, either as some kind of inspector or because he was slated to be one of the few guys transferring to the Bundeswehr, his conclusion: "your shooting range is poo poo, where are the computers?"

Later, when he was informed that large parts of the BW were a Monday to Friday, 9-5 operation: "Oh great, I spent Christmastime in the field for years, because the revanchists were supposed to cross the border when we'd least expect them."



I remember the officers and non-coms in our unit telling stories about this, expecially the weekend- and holiday part. Mostly about east guys who heared about it during the Cold War and dismissed it as propaganda, only to be completely floured after coming west and learning how it was all real. Fun fact: During basic I was told by my instructors how we are soldiers even after 5 pm: We may at home with our families and in civilan clothes, but we were still soldiers and supposed to conduct ourselves properly.

About the shooting range thing, we actually have (and considering how old they looked to me, most likely had them even back in 1989) computer-simulators as shooting ranges. It's just most Bundeswehr-units prefer training on actual shooting ranges with real weapons. Some of the larger ranges for company- or battalion-sized exercises can be ridiculously complex. The one I experienced myself had a small fake village build in it, for example. (I still fondly remember the exercise where our lieutenant scared our supervisors shitless by letting us run through still burning grass to our positions and employing gunteam-support tactics he had drilled into us beforehand. The supervisors however didn't know we had actually drilled all this stuff and freaked out seeing our Zug (platoon) suddenly dash forward in a live-fire exercise.)

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Koesj posted:

Yeah well how about all those excess planes stored in Sweden and all the extra pilots you guys trained hmm? ;)

:ssh:

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



I'm trying envision a million shovels and it's really hurting my head.

I don't know why but that's really sticking with me.

Like, a million god drat shovels. What is the volume of a million shovels?

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Libluini posted:

I remember the officers and non-coms in our unit telling stories about this, expecially the weekend- and holiday part. Mostly about east guys who heared about it during the Cold War and dismissed it as propaganda, only to be completely floured after coming west and learning how it was all real.

About the shooting range thing, we actually have (and considering how old they looked to me, most likely had them even back in 1989) computer-simulators as shooting ranges. It's just most Bundeswehr-units prefer training on actual shooting ranges with real weapons. Some of the larger ranges for company- or battalion-sized exercises can be ridiculously complex. The one I experienced myself had a small fake village build in it, for example. (I still fondly remember the exercise where our lieutenant scared our supervisors shitless by letting us run through still burning grass to our positions and employing gunteam-support tactics he had drilled into us beforehand. The supervisors however didn't know we had actually drilled all this stuff and freaked out seeing our Zug (platoon) suddenly dash forward in a live-fire exercise.)

Hah, good to see part one of that story confirmed at least. I think what the guy was getting at wrt computers was mostly the support equipment or possibly even some kind of reference to stuff inside the vehicles (this was a tank range). Hell, he might just have witnessed a HSchKompanie shooting off some old-rear end ammo on a decrepit range :shrug:

quote:

Fun fact: During basic I was told by my instructors how we are soldiers even after 5 pm: We may at home with our families and in civilan clothes, but we were still soldiers and supposed to conduct ourselves properly.


Wait is this part of Innere Führung :v:

Ferrosol
Nov 8, 2010

Notorious J.A.M

Koesj posted:

Hah, good to see part one of that story confirmed at least. I think what the guy was getting at wrt computers was mostly the support equipment or possibly even some kind of reference to stuff inside the vehicles (this was a tank range). Hell, he might just have witnessed a HSchKompanie shooting off some old-rear end ammo on a decrepit range :shrug:


Wait is this part of Innere Führung :v:

Which raises some interesting questions for me at least. How were the two German armies integrated after the cold war? and how did the various other former eastern bloc armies of Eastern Europe develop?

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

Ferrosol posted:

How were the two German armies integrated after the cold war?

Others may be able to give more detail, but I read something about this: supposedly, the armed forces of the DDR were disbanded wholesale, their equipment scrapped or sold off, with the exception of MiG-29s which were retained in service for some years. Former personel could apply to join the Bundeswehr, and were reviewed on a case-by-case basis. Everyone with the rank of colonel or greater were considered politically tainted by the regime and forced to retire. Lower officers could join if they were determined to not have been to closely involved with the SED, but would have to accept a demotion of one or two ranks. Supposedly many NVA veterans are bitter about the fact that they were considered to have been part of a foreign army and therefore do not get the pensions enjoyed by their Bundeswehr counterparts.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Libluini posted:

That depends. If you look at how there was zero resistance to the complete dismemberment of the Volksarmee after reunification, not so good. (Officially, it was a "merging" of both armies, but the combined forces afterwards were even smaller than the west army from before the merger. Most East German soldiers were let go and the West German Bundeswehr got a lot smaller thanks to the first of several military reforms after the end of the Cold War.)

Materially maybe they could have hold themselves, but since pact nations often only got second- to third rate versions of Sowjet military equipment, maybe not. Also the reunification showed the Sowjets would have been stupid to trust the East German military from turning sides, but I have to confess I don't know if the common Volksarmee soldier always was this close to us or if the moral situation slowly detoriated during the Cold War.

Forgive me for asking, but where you from? I haven't seen your spelling of Soviet before.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Kopijeger posted:

Others may be able to give more detail, but I read something about this: supposedly, the armed forces of the DDR were disbanded wholesale, their equipment scrapped or sold off, with the exception of MiG-29s which were retained in service for some years. Former personel could apply to join the Bundeswehr, and were reviewed on a case-by-case basis. Everyone with the rank of colonel or greater were considered politically tainted by the regime and forced to retire. Lower officers could join if they were determined to not have been to closely involved with the SED, but would have to accept a demotion of one or two ranks. Supposedly many NVA veterans are bitter about the fact that they were considered to have been part of a foreign army and therefore do not get the pensions enjoyed by their Bundeswehr counterparts.

That's on the money, total intake of former NVA personnel was somewhere below 2.000 people IIRC.

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Forgive me for asking, but where you from? I haven't seen your spelling of Soviet before.

Wellll they call it Die Sowjetunion in German...

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Forgive me for asking, but where you from? I haven't seen your spelling of Soviet before.

Koesj already said it, but yeah. I completely forgot to change gears from German to English there.

And yeah, the "integration" of the NVA was a joke. I've seen numbers ranging from 1300 to 3000 myself. The variance is mostly because some might have been integrated first, but scrapped at a later date, after MAD (our military secret service) found something ideologically incompatible in their past.

Apropos ideology, the NVA wasn't the only one getting sweet, sweet political indoctrination. The Bundeswehr has the concept of "Innere Führung", which sometimes expands into outright ideological indoctrination. I remember having to sit through about a hour of political education every friday during my five-month basic training. Mostly stuff about current news, how they relate to us soldiers and how fascists are evil and dumb and will always fail. Harmless stuff like that. :v:

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Xiahou Dun posted:

I'm trying envision a million shovels and it's really hurting my head.

I don't know why but that's really sticking with me.

Like, a million god drat shovels. What is the volume of a million shovels?

A lot.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Libluini posted:

Apropos ideology, the NVA wasn't the only one getting sweet, sweet political indoctrination. The Bundeswehr has the concept of "Innere Führung", which sometimes expands into outright ideological indoctrination. I remember having to sit through about a hour of political education every friday during my five-month basic training. Mostly stuff about current news, how they relate to us soldiers and how fascists are evil and dumb and will always fail. Harmless stuff like that. :v:

I prefer soldiers being told fascists are evil and dumb to soldiers being told fascists are the only people who can save the fatherland, myself...

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
The Fulda Gap thing boils down to two simplistic things. The first is that any potential breakthrough by either side would most likely trigger a limited tactical nuclear exchange, which was the stepping off point for a wider nuclear war in a lot of simulations. The second is it was convenient for the American government to explain the Fulda Gap as the nuclear Thermopylae for American forces, saying "we're holding this pass from the godless Commies and by God we will not let them through". The average citizen was not going to digest the wider sea, air, and land aspects of the European theater.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

ArchangeI posted:

I prefer soldiers being told fascists are evil and dumb to soldiers being told fascists are the only people who can save the fatherland, myself...

Not a bad system at all really. I've got no objections to it!

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

SeanBeansShako posted:

Not a bad system at all really. I've got no objections to it!

It was one of the reasons I signed up with a Bundeswehr-volunteer program to expand my draft from 9 to 23 months. (The other reason was money, since I was fresh out of school and unemployed at the time.)

After almost two years in the military I decided to just let the program run out, since I felt I had done my duty to protect democracy (please don't laugh).

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Well, I'd look at it like an insurance policy. Even if you're Germany and you have no external enemies, it's still worth keeping a small military force around in case something unpredictable and bad happens in the future.

Like Putin's successor is overthrown in a fascist coup in the year 2030, or something. Crazier things in history have happened.

It's like a 100-year flood. It's not something you spend a lot of time on, but you do have the municipality handle permits and regulations with it in mind, homeowners pay a small percentage into flood insurance, etc.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Some interesting articles about battles, maps and uniforms from the Napoleonic Wars I've found recently and am happy to pass on interested goons:

The Prusso-Saxon Army at Jena 14th October 1806 by Peter Hofschröer.
Infantry Skirmishing in the Napoleonic Wars by Peter Hofschröer.
Napoleonic Skirmishing In Practice by Peter Hofschröer.
The White Uniforms of the French Army, 1806-1807 Described by Guy C. Dempsey Jr., illustrated by R. J. Marrion.
Spanish Napoleonic Uniforms & Spanish Uniforms of Joseph Bonaparte's Army
Uniforms Of Spanish Units At Talavera
Uniforms of Archduke Charles' Legion by Ken Bunger
Map and Orders of Battle for Wagram 1809 from Armies On The Danube by Bowden & Tarbox
The Great Cavalry Battle Of Liebertwolkwitz (14th October, 1813) by Peter Hofschröer.
Full corrected OCR text of "1815, Waterloo" by Henry Houssaye, 1905.
Netherlands Infantry Uniforms 1813 to 1831, (or in Dutch).
Full corrected OCR text of "The battle of Wavre and Grouchy's retreat; a study of an obscure part of the Waterloo campaign" by Hyde Kelly 1905. Includes 3 maps (2.7MB).
. Map of Wavre by Johnston (0.8MB).
. Map of Wavre by Siborne (1.9MB).
Pictures of Buildings on the Waterloo Battlefield including:
. Belle Alliance and la Haie Sainte
. Frischermont, Papelotte and Plancenoit
. Hougoumont

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Omi-Polari posted:

Well, I'd look at it like an insurance policy. Even if you're Germany and you have no external enemies, it's still worth keeping a small military force around in case something unpredictable and bad happens in the future.

Like Putin's successor is overthrown in a fascist coup in the year 2030, or something. Crazier things in history have happened.
Sure, they have, but what good is a little cosmetic army going to do in a crazy scenario like that? Having a small professional peacekeeping force isn't going to do much to dissuade or impede a hypothetical Russian dictator with 120 divisions. It seems strange to keep an army around for a situation in which it would be completely useless.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

I'm Crap posted:

Sure, they have, but what good is a little cosmetic army going to do in a crazy scenario like that? Having a small professional peacekeeping force isn't going to do much to dissuade or impede a hypothetical Russian dictator with 120 divisions. It seems strange to keep an army around for a situation in which it would be completely useless.

I guess the idea is more about having a core of professional, trained soldiers that can serve as a cadre for a massive increase in army size should the security situation demand it.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

I'm Crap posted:

Sure, they have, but what good is a little cosmetic army going to do in a crazy scenario like that? Having a small professional peacekeeping force isn't going to do much to dissuade or impede a hypothetical Russian dictator with 120 divisions. It seems strange to keep an army around for a situation in which it would be completely useless.

Well, Germany specifically has a few buffer states, and realistically such a situation would not just spring out of nowhere - Future Russian Hitler is not going to take power and immediately go "alright, ENGLISH CHANNEL OR BUST LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD" the next week or something. That "small cosmetic army" will at least ensure that there is a nucleus of training and institutional knowledge around which a bigger defense force could be built.

e:gently caress beaten :(

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Are any armies trained in insurgency (not counterinsurgency) tactics/strategy? I'd imagine it's sensible for small states without armed forces sufficient to defend themselves to have some preparation for resistance in the event of invasion.

Something like the British Home Army in WWII.

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Aug 3, 2006
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ArchangeI posted:

I guess the idea is more about having a core of professional, trained soldiers that can serve as a cadre for a massive increase in army size should the security situation demand it.

Case in point; Pre WW2 german forces.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Are any armies trained in insurgency (not counterinsurgency) tactics/strategy? I'd imagine it's sensible for small states without armed forces sufficient to defend themselves to have some preparation for resistance in the event of invasion.

Something like the British Home Army in WWII.

Yes, in fact I'd say most armies do this to some extent - some more, others less. Even if you don't plan on fighting a partisan war or train most of your forces to fight that way, it's worth it to explore the options and write manuals for the hypothetical occasion, and making sure that your neighbours know you have all of this planned for and that your population is indoctrinated to continue fighting even if the central government falls. Any special force types generally are trained to make do with what's available, use hit and run tactics etc.

However, instructing a large share of your population on how to wage a guerrilla war is generally not a good idea - it could undermine the government's monopoly to violence and you don't want to end up like Yugoslavia, everyone fighting for themselves. Eg. imagine if the British government was teaching IRA supporters in the 1970's the best techniques in setting up IED's or hiding ammo caches. During peace time you want to limit this knowledge to specialists and officers, and make sure that IF poo poo hits the fan then you have trained cadres who can give your entire nation a crash course in partisan warfare. Assuming that it's worth the price - instructing your women and children going all Werwolf on the occupiers would most likely result in massacres and civilians being put into concentration camps.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
The Soviets had a setup like that. Lots of people were trained in covert operations and demolitions. But then the doctrine changed from letting the enemy gnaw at strongholds while their supply lines were melting away to a swift and decisive counterattack to wage war on enemy territory, and all those specialists became obsolete, and most ended up shot, since Stalin didn't want insurgency masters running around.

brakeless
Apr 11, 2011

TheFluff posted:

Then a few years later the defense budget of 2000 comes along, we're suddenly not going to have very many infantry brigades anymore and the trashing party starts.

Thanks to that, a few more hypothetical FDF wartime personnel get to ride into battle in shrapnel-proof boxes rather than confiscated neighbourhood rapists' vans. The circle of life for Warsaw pact hardware, there's always someone desperate enough to buy.

Magni
Apr 29, 2009

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Are any armies trained in insurgency (not counterinsurgency) tactics/strategy? I'd imagine it's sensible for small states without armed forces sufficient to defend themselves to have some preparation for resistance in the event of invasion.

Something like the British Home Army in WWII.

Pretty much any army with counterinsurgency experience can also be considered to know a lot about the other side of the equation and special forces as well as many militia or reservist units at the least can be expected to know about insurgent tactics.

As an example for a force deliberately set up for it, see the Iranian Basij militia. Besides being a political stick for the Ayatollah in internal affairs, it is specifically structured to be a pre-positioned insurgency on a scale that'd make the Iraqi one pale*. They're forming a kind of decentralised network under command of the Revolutionary Guard, which provides leadership and support via smaller, higher-quality elements trained to work in close cooperation with the militiamen.

*IIRC, most estimates of insurgent casualties in Iraq I've seen go from 25-50k killed between 2003-2011. The Basij has ~90,000-100,000 active members, ~300,000 reservists and can potentially mobilise up to another million men if necessary according to most western estimates; numbers given by iranian sources are much higher, but likely more propaganda than fact.

Red7
Sep 10, 2008

Magni posted:

Pretty much any army with counterinsurgency experience can also be considered to know a lot about the other side of the equation and special forces as well as many militia or reservist units at the least can be expected to know about insurgent tactics.

I'm not sure I agree with that - as far as I know no western military has a 'how to be an insurgent' manual kicking around - and frankly from a logistical standpoint I doubt they are capable of it. Fighting an insurgency doesn't mean you are capable of waging war as one.

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
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Red7 posted:

I'm not sure I agree with that - as far as I know no western military has a 'how to be an insurgent' manual kicking around - and frankly from a logistical standpoint I doubt they are capable of it. Fighting an insurgency doesn't mean you are capable of waging war as one.

Weren't the Green Berets originally supposed to train locals to fight in a counter-insurgency? I know they weren't often used in that role, esp in SE Asia and Central America. But wasn't that one of their goals, in theory?

Red7
Sep 10, 2008

Oxford Comma posted:

Weren't the Green Berets originally supposed to train locals to fight in a counter-insurgency? I know they weren't often used in that role, esp in SE Asia and Central America. But wasn't that one of their goals, in theory?

Oh yeah i accept there are a few exceptions - US Special Forces being a notable one. What I mean is taking a conventional army and turning them into an insurgency seems unlikely at best - the mindsets alone are radically different.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Red7 posted:

Oh yeah i accept there are a few exceptions - US Special Forces being a notable one. What I mean is taking a conventional army and turning them into an insurgency seems unlikely at best - the mindsets alone are radically different.

Also assuming that your country has been occupied the first thing that happens is the invaders intern your armed forces until a political solution is reached.

e: assuming you aren't US Iraq-era dumb and send everyone home with no money and no job. Hint for anyone planning on invading a country anytime soon: when the armed forces surrender because the regime has collapsed and are so amenable that they actually ask you to keep paying them then your answer is yes.

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BurningStone
Jun 3, 2011
Weren't the Soviets supposed to have people in Western Europe trained to carry out sabotage if war broke out? Or was that Cold War paranoia?

Epiphyte
Apr 7, 2006


BurningStone posted:

Weren't the Soviets supposed to have people in Western Europe trained to carry out sabotage if war broke out? Or was that Cold War paranoia?
I don't know about the Soviets, but NATO had dealings with all manner of unsavory individuals who were to act as stay behind guerillas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Gladio

Mafia, Nazis and facists, Oh my

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

... yeah, there was a suprising amount of interaction between local criminal syndicates and western intelligence agencies under the guise of "anti-communism", from the various Italian crime syndicates through the Yakuza.

Gladio was just the tip of the iceberg.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Better dead than red.

GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
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TheFluff posted:

Incredible waste of ressources.

Wow. What happened to give these stuff to africa? Im sure the beds and shovels etc would be a great boon to many african countries and charity organizations.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

GyverMac posted:

Wow. What happened to give these stuff to africa? Im sure the beds and shovels etc would be a great boon to many african countries and charity organizations.

Beds and shovels aren't a problem in Africa. But they are the kinds of things you'd want to give to anywhere hit by a storm or earthquake or tsunami or other natural disaster.

TheFluff
Dec 13, 2006

FRIENDS, LISTEN TO ME
I AM A SEAGULL
OF WEALTH AND TASTE
Actually at least some of the stuff was put to charity use; I believe a large number of surplus tents were sent to Turkey in the wake of the 1999 earthquake that left half a million people homeless. Still, most was just thrown away, and that's a drat shame.

Edit: looked it up, it was 5000 twenty-man tents sent to Turkey. Seems like some complete field hospitals were given away to the UN as well.

Edit edit: among the more bizarre things thrown away or sold were a machine from 1929 for manufacturing barbed wire and 150 old locomotives (of which 100 were steam locomotives).

TheFluff fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Oct 14, 2013

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Owlkill
Jul 1, 2009
Thought the readers of this thread might be interested in Frances Grose's satirical "Advice to the Officers of the British Army" from 1782.

It's available online for free at http://regimentalrogue.com/srsub/advice1782.htm

He basically sets out satirical pieces of advice for every rank in the army. I'll share a couple of my favourite pieces of advice below.

For the private soldier:

quote:

As a private soldier, you should consider all your officers as your natural enemies, with whom you are in a perpetual state of warfare: you should reflect that they are constantly endeavouring to withhold from you all your just dues, and to impose on you every unnecessary hardship; and this for the mere satisfaction of doing you an injury. In your turn, therefore, make it a point to deceive and defraud them, every possible opportunity; and more particularly the officers of the company to which you belong.

For the drummer:

quote:

Whenever you fall in with a horseman on the road, you may try the rider's skill, and the horse's mettle, by beating the grenadier's march just under his nose. Should the rider be dismounted, and get his arm broken, or his skull fractured, it is no more than he deserves for not paying a due respect to your cloth, in taking himself out of the road; and, after all, it is not your fault, but the horse's.

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