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SEX HAVER 40000 posted:Guaranteed there is someone who looks at that poster and the first words in their mind are "blatant eroticism." You could have made this post without context on any page of this thread and been equally correct.
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Vagabundo posted:Irish/British sci-fi film, The Last Days on Mars  I'm sold.And the trailer makes it look like the biggest Alien ripoff ever. I'm OK with that. Olivia Williams seems to be channeling Sigourney Weaver like gently caress.
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ubergnu posted:
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Darthemed posted:Came across this last night, and something about Kevin Sorbo's face made it stick with me. Clive Owen you can do better than this.
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ravenkult posted:loving trailer includes half the movie ffs. It too suffers from 30 second bunny syndrome.
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Wolfsheim posted:I almost don't even want to see a trailer, if it exists. It would ruin the poster's perfection. Curiosity got the better of me.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdWW9sOXPkE
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Vegetable posted:Also if you think these are bad you clearly haven't seen the posters of most Hong Kong rom-coms. Usually it's just two famous actors doing cheeky poo poo in a lovely photoshoot. These are loving ace by industry standards. I totally agree, I like every single one of these posters and would be happy to have a couple of them on my walls. I was just amused by how one film could have a bunch of posters that (to me) suggest so many different things. If they were trying to illustrate different aspects of the film, then I think they've done a fantastic job. Just because I do nothing but post bad posters doesn't mean I only like bad posters (this may be a huge lie).
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What a load of poo poo. Bone is clearly not alone. He has help from other dogs.
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29: It Came from Space for Our Blood! WARNING TIMGed because some of these are huge With special guest host; Vorvon from that one episode of Buck Rogers that scared the hell out of you when you were a kid.  "Remember me kids! Here are some posters you can really sink your teeth into" LifeForce  SA favourite Dracula 3000  and the rare fan poster that is better than both the original poster and the film itself  It! the Terror from Beyond Space  Blood Suckers (aka Vampire Wars)  Queen of Blood  Planet of the Vampire Women  First Man into Space  and the Criterion cover by Darwyn Cooke  Not of this Earth  Not of this Earth (1988) because everything improves with Traci Lords  Planet of the Vampires  In 1976 Hammer promised fans this Vampirella  and 20 years later they got this Vampirella (1996)  Darkness: the Teen Space Vampire Saga 
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ShufflerZero posted:
So that's what all these Mars Rovers are about.
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CaptainHollywood posted:Curiosity got the better of me. Kevin Sorbo how far you have fallen.
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Darth Freddy posted:Kevin Sorbo how far you have fallen. Not that far, considering.
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I don't know what kicked off this batch of "realistic" space movies, but I'm okay with it!
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Can Bone Alone please kick off a batch of dog movies with suggestive titles?
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:Not that far, considering. If anything this is a step up for him.
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Lady Naga posted:Can Bone Alone please kick off a batch of dog movies with suggestive titles? Hot Bitch (this time she's out for back-alley justice!)
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Lady Naga posted:Can Bone Alone please kick off a batch of dog movies with suggestive titles? What happens when the family mut breaks into the fashion business? Doggy Style!
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Alhazred posted:If anything this is a step up for him. After Meet The Spartans everything is a big step up.
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Young Freud posted:What happens when the family mut breaks into the fashion business? Doggy Style! She gives discipline a whole new meaning! Some Like it Ruff (directed by Werner Herzdog)
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Ez posted:She gives discipline a whole new meaning! Some Like it Ruff (directed by Werner Herzdog) Starring 
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Slasherfan posted:After Meet The Spartans everything is a big step up. Meet The Spartans was abysmal, okay, but he was also in FDR American Badass which I regret having watched even more.
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BiggestOrangeTree posted:Meet The Spartans was abysmal, okay, but he was also in FDR American Badass which I regret having watched even more. And then he was in Alongside Night. Basically the only highlights in his career since Hercules is...Hercules in God of War 2.
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Alhazred posted:And then he was in Alongside Night. Basically the only highlights in his career since Hercules is...Hercules in God of War 2. He was good in the fourth season of The O.C.
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Skwirl posted:He was good in the fourth season of The O.C.
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Alhazred posted:And then he was in Alongside Night. Basically the only highlights in his career since Hercules is...Hercules in God of War 2. You mean GoW 3. Theseus and Perseus were in 2.
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Lotish posted:You mean GoW 3. Theseus and Perseus were in 2.
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Incredible. Incredible. 
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Gonz posted:Incredible. Wow, somebody is going to be VERY disappointed.
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Gonz posted:Incredible. Whatever poor bastard made this in some dingy smoke filled DVD dungeon needs to be found and given control of Mondo right now.
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Gonz posted:Incredible. Best part is they kept the little Palme D'or symbol in the corner. You know, so people know it has an artistic pedigree. Dr. Puppykicker fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Oct 22, 2013 |
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Gonz posted:Incredible. I can't stop laughing at this. Not just because of how it misrepresents Drive, but whoever made this got probably the most nonplussed face of Gosling. All these explosions and carrying a bunch of guns and he's got this "eh whatever" affable look on his face.
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That isn't even what he looks like in Drive, he's clean shaven in that.
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Gonz posted:Incredible. Please tell me this exists in poster form somewhere and I can buy it.
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Gonz posted:Incredible. This literally looks like someone remade an episode of Walker Texas Ranger with Ryan Gosling as Chuck Norris.
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axleblaze posted:This literally looks like someone remade an episode of Walker Texas Ranger with Ryan Gosling as Chuck Norris. New Ryan Gosling movie franchise incoming!
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Gonz posted:Incredible. I am in love.
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Not Thomas Jane and Not Dennis Hopper/Harvey Keitel hybrid are just hangin' out in the bottom left corner, trying to warn people that they aren't even in this movie.
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Gonz posted:Not Thomas Jane and Not Dennis Hopper/Harvey Keitel hybrid are just hangin' out in the bottom left corner, trying to warn people that they aren't even in this movie. I think he's more Josh Brolin than Thomas Jane. gently caress, that cover is good though
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