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Grrm proudly observes his writing is too gross for porn in an interview about a GOT porn parody: “But in the porn version that they're doing they've omitted the incest because that would just be too shocking. So my books are actually dirtier than the porn version!" http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/game-of-thrones-porn-george-rr-martin/
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I actually would buy "The Wit and Wisdom of Hodor". It would literally be my first and only coffee table book.
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Strict Picnic posted:Grrm proudly observes his writing is too gross for porn in an interview about a GOT porn parody: They could twincest it up if they wanted. Why do I have the feeling that I originally found the link in this very thread?
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I'm more than certain that that'll be GRRM's proudest achievement when he's sat on his death bed next week, having his flashbacks.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I actually would buy "The Wit and Wisdom of Hodor". The book should have the word HODOR on one page and a picture of Hodor naked in the godswood on the other. Every flip of the page gets you a closer look at Hodor's Hodor until the last page where you get a picture of GRRM grinning at you and the text changes to "if you thought this was going to have a happy ending then you haven't been paying attention."
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I was reading through the Calvin & Hobbes archives for the sake of nostalgia and the discardable joke in the first line of this reminded me of this horrible series.
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Eating chips in bed while wearing a sweater and no pants?! Where is your Hemingway cap, madame? 
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I was about to ask why there's no fourth panel, then I realised how appropriate that is...
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Adeptus posted:I was about to ask why there's no fourth panel, then I realised how appropriate that is... "because gently caress you, that's why" edit: BEAR AND MAIDEN FAIR Also: just because Strong Belwas hasn't been seen in TVIV, doesn't mean he hasn't been busy On the other hand, you didn't actually think the gurm was spending his time writing... Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Nov 3, 2013 |
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Nov 3, 2013 21:49
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Fog Tripper posted:"because gently caress you, that's why" What is this gay brute stuff
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Between the GoT spoilers in thread titles and Lowtax banning A_H, I think I like GBS 2.1
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I'm surprised that's his first ban. But if anything deserves a ban, it's admitting to having sex with drunken people who would almost certainly have not consented while sober. What with that being rape, and all.
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They are trying to get Lowtax to demod Looschanj now because of him sexually harassing girl goons
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Truly a model t to us all. E: Tony just angling for that mod cheddar, godamn. SaviourX fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Nov 4, 2013 |
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fleshweasel posted:What is this gay brute stuff Not even acknowledging a bear today Pod Paine used to be a thing around these parts. Calling you out, Pod.
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Hey guys, sup, what did I miss in the last 40 pages of this shitshow
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bigmcgaffney posted:Hey guys, sup, what did I miss in the last 40 pages of this shitshow Child rape, gay rape, and gurm not writing. So you know, business as usual in the bad thread.
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FrozenVent posted:Child rape, gay rape, and gurm not writing. Yeah I saw that, that's why I came back, got to see how the babbys in that garbage thread are taking it Sad news about AH tho, who am going to talk to about the Superiority of Chrono Cross
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bigmcgaffney posted:Yeah I saw that, that's why I came back, got to see how the babbys in that garbage thread are taking it Forget EDIT: Mixed up which SA rapist I was taking about. Rauri fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Nov 4, 2013 |
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Nov 4, 2013 16:48
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Adeptus posted:I was about to ask why there's no fourth panel, then I realised how appropriate that is... The punchline was in Swedish:  Translation: "Winter is coming"? Everybody is coming except for the winter.
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Rauri posted:Forget gently caress you and die!
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Arbite posted:gently caress you and die!
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Urdnot Fire posted:Countdown until authorities find two dwarves and a pig imprisoned in Arbite's basement, starting now. You know, Jefferoo got banned, AH got banned, I can't stay mad today. Also I don't have a basement. Also I hope that your suggestion gave somebody inspiration to finish their goddamn chapters so we can have another GRRMas miracle.
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Oh I should write mine huh
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Alhazred posted:The punchline was in Swedish:
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Finished ADwD finally, I can now join the And now my watch begins.
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CloFan posted:Finished ADwD finally, I can now join the Muse on this Jon - frustrating cliffhanger Tyrion - goes lots of places; does nothing Davos - legitimate ending Daenerys - UG Bran - gets a new superpower, I guess? Arya - less frustrating cliffhanger. Congratulations Arya you're mostly done with your training. Asha - legitimate ending Quentyn - THE WORST but his story had a definitive conclusion Victarion - double-ug Cersei - almost legitimate ending, still somewhat cliffhangery. DORNE- UG DORNE IS THE WORST Brienne - You can't say she goes nowhere. But her story certainly does. Jamie - Ditto. It's literally the same story. Samwell - legitimate ending, very dull. Sansa Stark - I guess some stuff happens.
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CloFan posted:And now my watch begins. It shall not end until Gurm's death.
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FrozenVent posted:It shall not end until Gurm's death. That which dies can never write. Not that he needs the reason.
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rypakal posted:Muse on this
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Urdnot Fire posted:And I maintain that Victarion was the most entertaining part of the book, as little as that may say. It says a lot that a whiny dude that had someone else murder some defenseless gay dudes was the highlight of an action adventure story. Like he's basically Joffrey if Joffrey had an older brother that totally owned him all the time.
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PootieTang posted:I actually kind of liked the Dorne parts... All I remember from that is some dude touching some woman's boobs a lot until he got killed charging at that dude who is married to his halberd. Dammit I can't even remember their names.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:It says a lot that a whiny dude that had someone else murder some defenseless gay dudes was the highlight of an action adventure story. Well Joffrey had a younger brother that owns him all the time! Tommen!
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Hunky Joe posted:Well Joffrey had a younger brother that owns him all the time! Tommen! 
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Hunky Joe posted:Well Joffrey had a younger brother that owns him all the time! Tommen! A GLISTENING HODOR posted:It says a lot that a whiny dude that had someone else murder some defenseless gay dudes was the highlight of an action adventure story.
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Vigilance posted:All I remember from that is some dude touching some woman's boobs a lot until he got killed charging at that dude who is married to his halberd. Dammit I can't even remember their names. gently caress you. Get out of this thread, forgetting the name of the best character in this abysmal series. You might have forgotten him, but the Darkstar had not forgotten you.
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Uhm clearly he's talking about Ser Arys Oakheart and Areo Hotah who is married to his poleaxe. Gerold "Darkstar" Dayne is the dude who fails to kill a preteen girl. Edit: Yeah that's not really what you were referring to, I guess. emanresu tnuocca fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Nov 5, 2013 |
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