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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!
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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

What comes out of one end, we feed to the other.
Life and death are a seamless continuum. Mmhm.

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Coleman posted:

Life and death are a seamless continuum. Mmhm.

The candle that burs twice as bright, burns twice as fast.

Mhhm.

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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

DrBouvenstein posted:

The candle that burs twice as bright, burns twice as fast.

Mhhm.

I'm not leaving until I get my 700 quadloos :colbert:

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.

TravBot posted:

I'm not leaving until I get my 700 quadloos :colbert:

In the form of a Tricky Dick Fun-Bill!

* # ? Oct 25, 2013 16:05
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LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Jerusalem posted:

IS THE CAT DEAD OR ALIVE, SCHRODINGER!?! :toughguy:

All I know is, my guts says...MAYBE

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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Deviant posted:

In the form of a Tricky Dick Fun-Bill!

Shoot them in the back! Quickly, while they're not looking!

* # ? Oct 25, 2013 20:27
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

LooseChanj posted:

All I know is, my guts says...MAYBE

What made you quote this? Lust for gold?

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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Jerusalem posted:

What made you quote this? Lust for gold?

Coleman! Fetch me some paper. And search them for rock.

* # ? Oct 25, 2013 23:26
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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Coleman! Fetch me some paper. And search them for rock.
You guys like rocks, right?

* # ? Oct 25, 2013 23:36
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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Coleman posted:

You guys like rocks, right?

This is the rockiest thing I've ever tasted. And I once ate a whole bowl of rocks!

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Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Coleman posted:

You guys like rocks, right?

Yes! Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Deviant posted:

In the form of a Tricky Dick Fun-Bill!

:coffee:

Smells good!

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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
What's happening in this thread? Did Kremlin Joe let fly with the nukes?

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Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

John Dough posted:

What's happening in this thread? Did Kremlin Joe let fly with the nukes?

Y2K! :argh:

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UberAaron
Feb 11, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Serella posted:

Y2K! :argh:

Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!

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Serella
Apr 24, 2008

Is that what you're posting?

UberAaron posted:

Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!

Planet Express, the rude, crude delivery dudes, how may I direct your call?

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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Serella posted:

Planet Express, the rude, crude delivery dudes, how may I direct your call?

I period C period Wiener!

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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Sanguinia posted:

I period C period Wiener!
Could you speak up? It sounds like you got some tiny head on ya or somethin'.

* # ? Oct 27, 2013 02:28
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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

Could you speak up? It sounds like you got some tiny head on ya or somethin'.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! WOOOOOOOOOO!

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Sanguinia posted:

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! WOOOOOOOOOO!

I believe I'll have Sanguinia's lower horn jerked!

* # ? Oct 27, 2013 16:34
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Coleman
May 5, 2011

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

I believe I'll have Sanguinia's lower horn jerked!
IIIIIIIIITS USED TO IT! WOOOOOOOOO!

* # ? Oct 27, 2013 16:48
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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

IIIIIIIIITS USED TO IT! WOOOOOOOOO!

Awww, that was uncalled for. :smith:

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Sanguinia posted:

Awww, that was uncalled for. :smith:

Hopes...deleted.

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.

Alter Ego posted:

Hopes...deleted.

Everyone experiences the upgrade differently.

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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Deviant posted:

Everyone experiences the upgrade differently.

Did everything just taste blue for a second?

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
 AND THE OTHER HAMBURGER WILL ALSO BE MADE OUTTA YER LUNGS! :unsmigghh:

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LeviathanGunship
Dec 6, 2004

I'll be honest, I don't entirely understand where this leaves us.

Alter Ego posted:

AND THE OTHER HAMBURGER WILL ALSO BE MADE OUTTA YER LUNGS! :unsmigghh:

It's like that time I peeked at the kitchen at Imperian Hunan!

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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

LeviathanGunship posted:

It's like that time I peeked at the kitchen at Imperian Hunan!

Mommy, why is that man like that?

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Alter Ego posted:

AND THE OTHER HAMBURGER WILL ALSO BE MADE OUTTA YER LUNGS! :unsmigghh:

Ahh yes, the 57th amendment.

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Ahh yes, the 57th amendment.

We'll break into people's houses at night! And wreck up the place!

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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Deviant posted:

We'll break into people's houses at night! And wreck up the place!

DrBouvenstein, raise him up to about nipple-high.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 FALL, DAMMIT, FALL! :nixon:

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Jerusalem posted:

FALL, DAMMIT, FALL! :nixon:


I'm science-ing as fast as I can! :mad:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Root Bear posted:

I'm science-ing as fast as I can! :mad:

Soon enough! :)

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jerusalem posted:

Soon enough! :)

That's not soon enough. :(

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

DrBouvenstein posted:

That's not soon enough. :(

Whatever it is I'm willing to send wave after wave of men at it.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



 Surprise! :haw:

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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Data Graham posted:

Surprise! :haw:

You're going to do his laundry?

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MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

John Dough posted:

You're going to do his laundry?

More importantly, your laundry - while firm and masculine - is soft like a velvet child

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TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

MrL_JaKiri posted:

More importantly, your laundry - while firm and masculine - is soft like a velvet child

What should I do with your Jergens, sir?

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