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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I said 14 goals.

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Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

oliwan posted:

I said 14 goals.

In the eredivisie, maybe.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

Has Phil stamp scored more pl goals than Jose?

Phil Stamp scored more than 1 (one) Premier League goal, so yes.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

oliwan posted:

I said 14 goals.

You owe us all an apology.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
I wish I'd been allowed to make a prediction

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

oliwan posted:

I said 14 goals.

I think this was more about your emotional defense of the Eredivisie, which is ok

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Taff posted:

I wish I'd been allowed to make a prediction

What would you have predicted Taff?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Taff posted:

I wish I'd been allowed to make a prediction

You still can make a prediction even now, literally half way through the season:

T. Finninho posted:

There is no deadline, vote away

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Smiley Face posted:

What would you have predicted Taff?

I wish I could say




Pissflaps posted:

You still can make a prediction even now, literally half way through the season:

Umm no

T. Finninho posted:

Actually new submissions haven't been allowed for quite some time? If any absentee ballots from are brave men fighting overseas happen to show up I may honor them, but otherwise new entries will be denied

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Taff posted:

I wish I could say

Hypothetically speaking, in a world where you could post without limits, what would your prediction have been, Taff?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I can't believe I predicted seven goals. Seven goals. I'll be lucky if Jozy gets 1/7 of the way there.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

T. Finninho posted:

I think this was more about your emotional defense of the Eredivisie, which is ok

Thanks Finn, I now see more clearly

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

oliwan posted:

Thanks Finn, I now see more clearly

You were very critical and abusive of me personally when I shared my feelings about Jozy in the threads before this one I think.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Is there anyone left defending Josmer? Or has everyone seen the light?

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

TheBigAristotle posted:

Is there anyone left defending Josmer? Or has everyone seen the light?

His mam maybe? I don't know her thoughts on the subject though.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Steves Asleep posted:

His mam maybe? I don't know her thoughts on the subject though.

She's probably already disowned him, what an embarrassment he is

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

TheBigAristotle posted:

Is there anyone left defending Josmer? Or has everyone seen the light?

Myself and gifman are two big big Jozy fans

Botswana!
Oct 12, 2009


They want what all Scotch people want: To kill the Queen, and destroy our way of life.
I predicted 13 but I thought he was merely mediocre, not poo poo

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

quote:

Is there anyone left defending Josmer? Or has everyone seen the light?

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Actually yes, he got a tasty assist that had me jumping up from my seat. Great accuracy and vision. This kid is only 24 and already playing in the top flight of English football, and we all know strikers only reach their peak when they're around 28 years old so pretty impressive I think, I can only imagine the beast we'll have in our hands in a couple of years. Can't wait to watch Jozy play against Man City, Pellegrini is probably already having nightmares with him :)

And guess what, I was right, Sunderland got a historic victory against one of the toughest opponents in the PL and the whole team, including Jozy, worked their butts off to get it. It's only going to get better for the team and for Jozy, and he'll soon be banging them in :cool:

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Botswana! posted:

I predicted 13 but I thought he was merely mediocre, not poo poo

Yeah I predicted this number as well, and he'll get there with ease if you count assists which would be no mean feat. Oh and of course I still love Josmer, he'll bang a few in against Stoke, Sunderland are on the up!

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!

TheBigAristotle posted:

Is there anyone left defending Josmer? Or has everyone seen the light?

I think i'd rather start the other az alkmaar striker we have for our national team than jozy at this point.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Mean Bean Machine posted:

And guess what, I was right, Sunderland got a historic victory against one of the toughest opponents in the PL and the whole team, including Jozy, worked their butts off to get it. It's only going to get better for the team and for Jozy, and he'll soon be banging them in :cool:

Jozy played 13 minutes

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Crunkjuice posted:

I think i'd rather start the other az alkmaar striker we have for our national team than jozy at this point.

Aron Johannson or whatever? He actually looks like he could develop into something decent unlike Jozy for whom everything looks laboured.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Speaking of labour, jozy has more chance of giving birth to a baby than scoring a goal.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Pissflaps posted:

Speaking of labour, jozy has more chance of giving birth to a baby than scoring a goal.

How can that be true if he's scored several goals in his career (including an incredible season in Holland) but has never given birth? If you're merely referring to his future chances, then I'd like to see you put your money where your mouth is and make that bet with me :allears:. It's easy to be a hater, but we're talking about the career of a young 24 year old with all the potential in the world, and any insult might weigh heavily on the kid's mind and be the difference between glory or failure. For shame.

Mean Bean Machine fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Nov 12, 2013

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002
Safe to say Jozy's on loan come January?

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Pissflaps posted:

Speaking of labour, jozy has more chance of giving birth to a baby than scoring a goal.

he looks like he's due soon

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
What a loving poo poo "player" Altidore is

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

Safe to say Jozy's on loan come January?

Maybe he'll gently caress off to Turkey.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

oh em gee bee ess posted:

Maybe he'll gently caress off to Turkey.

He'd probably eat a whole Turkey by himself.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Carrier posted:

He'd probably eat a whole Turkey by himself.

thanksgiving is coming up afterall

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

*Checks chart*

Hmm, yes, prediction holding strong.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

What if jozy is a goon and he's lurking itt, makes me feel kind of bad.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Thirteenth Step posted:

What if jozy is a goon and he's lurking itt, makes me feel kind of bad.
No fear, every time Jozy tries to view TYK he gets a bad touch and ends up in TFF.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Hey Jozy
















t

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Thirteenth Step posted:

What if jozy is a goon and he's lurking itt, makes me feel kind of bad.

He wouldn't be able to take it. I have it on good record that Jozy's response to banter is to 1) pathetically try to retort and 2) to block or ignore all offending banterers.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Mean Bean Machine posted:

And guess what, I was right, Sunderland got a historic victory against one of the toughest opponents in the PL and the whole team, including Jozy, worked their butts off to get it. It's only going to get better for the team and for Jozy, and he'll soon be banging them in :cool:

You never see a white striker described as a beast.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

tbp posted:

He wouldn't be able to take it. I have it on good record that Jozy's response to banter is to 1) pathetically try to retort and 2) to block or ignore all offending banterers.

Much like a ball, Jozy can't handle the banterzone

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

my son bort posted:

Much like a ball, Jozy can't handle the banterzone

Let's leave it yeah, the "banter" that got tbp blocked by Big Joze was quite justified

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jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Not really feeling great about my predictions of 16, 7, 8, 6 and 9 goals.

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