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Croccers posted:What's the link for the crew again? I want to sign up for this poo poo yo. It's here. Nice. It does get a lot of attention, I hope that it will keep pubbies from shooting at me long enough to comment on the recent development of tent cities springing up underneath Los Santos overpasses.
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Soulex posted:I think little kids talking poo poo is the funniest. There was this scot with a heavy accent mocking this kid who's main comeback was asking someone for a translator. At what age does someone having a barely intelligible accent (in a non-workplace setting) become awesome instead of something you can insult? Unless it is customer service or like a teacher explaining exactly what is on the test in gibberish someone with a thick accent is awesome. Soulex posted:I added a little bit to it when the scot asked if he was gay, and the kid said "no, I'm Jewish." LGBTQJ Pride! Jewish is now a sexuality and my new response to anyone who asks if I am gay. coyo7e posted:Welp, was just in a room with 4 or 6 goons and we all started getting unable to save messages, then net splits started bombing everybody out of the room and I got to see a new error message (told me to check my network connection I was there for this.. I was a part of something.
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Accent chat: I was mocking some teenager talking poo poo to everyone who sounded exactly like Rosie Perez... WHY YOU SO STOOOOPID, STOOOPID?! DEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMNNNN.
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Inspector Hound posted:Do you guys just run around blowing stuff up, taking pictures of it and reporting on it in open chat? Because if so, my SC is InspectorHound, Inspect0r H0und on 360. To each their own. I prefer to latch on to a group of Awful Company or 1000-1009 goons and follow them around taking pictures of stuff blowing up. If I can't find a lively group, I'll try to get man-on-the-street interviews with pubbies. When they kill me (which is always), I'll follow them around the map asking them if they'd like to comment on the murder they committed only MOMENTS ago. They don't like it. I hear that on the Xbox side they sometimes have Ron Burgundy-style street rumbles with rival news crews or something. The PS3 division has been slower starting off, we don't do as much fun poo poo. Also, Weazel News Update: titties posted:Buffy Wang on the scene for Weazel Action News! The suspect in this has been confirmed as automaticswim, aka autogaga. The report was posted as a reply to HiriseSoftware, who described a similar situation but was not the subject of my coverage. titties fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Nov 16, 2013 |
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ravenkult posted:If you like running around murdering people, add me. PSN: ravenkult. Private crew games are weird because I don't think you can join on them, despite that being their entire purpose  You need someone to invite you, despite both of you being in the same crew. e: vvv hey man, he just appreciates a sweet ride Psion fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Nov 16, 2013 |
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I just had an NPC jack my Akuma from me while I was deleting photos in the vineyard. Had to chase that fucker down to the airport.
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Dr Dozzy posted:
Wow, can you take me there too? Looks magical....
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Degraded... or evolved into something beautiful? Is that constant? If so please save your game onto a flash drive because it is so... beautiful. As for Weazel Action News the only way I can record video is by recording it on VHS and then transfering the VHS onto my laptop- we use state of the art technology at Weazel Action News. I can't confirm with my source because by virtue I never use any sources other than those I make up, but we have the same technology provider as Rockstar used for their serves and for their online marketing plan. While setting up the servers they asked him questions like, "What would make more money- selling money or selling content?" to which he scratched his crotch and replied, "I dunno, I don't play much video games myself. When I get the kids back from my bitch ex-wife Karen they usually are glued to their iPhones playing Farmville so.. well, they ask me for my credit card to buy money in that game!" This is how GTA$ was formed, from the same man who installed my video capture set-up, and the same man who provided me with financial advice to request my paychecks in Bitcoin. This has been an exclusive weather report with Luke "Hailstorm" Roberts from Weazel Action News.
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KoRMaK posted:I think your video card is dieing. And we have a winner. Just powered on to a red ring. Or at least a quarter of a red ring. RIP.
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MrLonghair posted:[Obligatory "Which garage?" question from a downward-ramp garage apartment owner] 391k one
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Dr Dozzy posted:And we have a winner. Just powered on to a red ring. Or at least a quarter of a red ring. RIP. Xbone marketing plan is coming to fruition. When Skynet goes online soon, all 360s will power down.
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Scarf posted:Xbone marketing plan is coming to fruition. When Skynet goes online soon, all 360s will power down. I always thought Google would turn out to be Skynet. 
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Scarf posted:Xbone marketing plan is coming to fruition. When Skynet goes online soon, all 360s will power down. Its incept date was September 2007, so I can live with it dying now. Whats peaked my interest is that I've taken a look at my 32gb USB drive and it says its full. Does the 360 just reserve all available space?  All hail our new xbone overlords, I guess. Dr Dozzy fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Nov 17, 2013 |
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I finally got into the game today after giving up on it in pretty early October. I really wanted to play as an Asian dude, but even my best effort still gave the usual skinny bug-eyed guy. So, I settled on a butch Black lady who looks pretty cool. I got free money for playing in October, so I just went through a few ranks until I finally settled on apartment. I've honestly enjoyed people being assholes, but mostly because it's had some fun results. I was killed by one guy who tried to track me down and kill me again only to be killed himself. Then he tried to track me down again at the beach which led to a race through the amusement park which was pretty fun. I also was in a fun race where I was doing pretty good, but apparently one of the races was colluding with the other. So, he just hid and then rammed my car when I passed. Also, I was curious playing a lady and, Rockstar, real lack of effort in A) Not having different animations for ladies and B) Not having and dude prostitutes.
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Earlier I saw a guy driving a vehicle I had never seen before. The vehicle itself was box shaped, and connected to the front was a big fan thing. What the hell was it, and where did he get it? e: Looking it up on the wiki tells me it was this thing. I guess the guy must have cheated it in. Mice Everywhere fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Nov 17, 2013 |
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After doing a tour with the Weazel Action News chopper, I parachuted down to Trevor's airfield got into my ride then low and behold there was a C-130. Instantly took it then the pubbie decided to torch my car.
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SectumSempra posted:I have to admit I don't have much interest in the weird cars in garage thing. It's also annoying as hell when you wanna hop on for an hour and do some missions or races and all your friends want to do is ask around for "rare" cars. And then when you finally get into a race and nobody wants to race anything but super cars cause they traded all their other cars for chrome tanks and space buggies.
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frenton posted:It's also annoying as hell when you wanna hop on for an hour and do some missions or races and all your friends want to do is ask around for "rare" cars. And then when you finally get into a race and nobody wants to race anything but super cars cause they traded all their other cars for chrome tanks and space buggies. Nicely put. It's fun hosting a race and then watching 3/4 of the entrants drop out the second you change it from Super/Sports to anything else. I love downtown races with compacts. also, WEZL has acquired a new Tactical Urban Response Vehicle 
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AndrewP posted:Is Steve Winwood's "Higher Love" playing in your garage at least 75% of the time you walk in a Thing, or is it just a major coincidence? Because it seriously owns I've noticed that too!
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So....this happened.     moist turtleneck's Sandking was pretty much invincible. 5-star wanted levels, trains, nothing was a match for this beast! It drove like a champ minus the frontside driver's side wheel for a long, long time. She finally went up in a blaze of glory after much abuse.
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I think my new favorite thing to do is get a bounty in a full server, run to the boonies where there aren't many roads/civilization with a tank, and wait for pubbies to rock up. You might get one BSP for blowing up the car they roll up in, but after that, they're pretty defenseless. If cops don't hear the explosions, you can murder that poor pubbie forever. And some of them take a long time to ragequit. The best ones rage on voice chat. My K/D ration skyrocketed after this. Or just rolling around to see how people react is fun. Getting a tank completely changes freeroam. What's the trick to getting the personal Buzzard out of the garage? My idiot mechanic rarely lands the loving thing. And sometimes will hover forever in the air. Which means I can't get another. Driving out out kills it. And calling the idiot mechanic has a 50% chance of actually getting it.
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Kenneth22553 here and that was amazing. I couldn't believe how long that thing lasted. Now, if only we could have capped me jumping over y'all as you sprinted up the rail road tracks! numbs posted:Any goons up for roaming around and doing things? Add me on XBL! GT: ipv1 Adding you, but I need to go to bed now. Tomorrow night, we ride!
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Tonight I focused on robbing the stores. Because, you know, crime. It is to the point that robbing a store results in a 4 star wanted level, even if I currently don't have one. Is this a penalty for robbing multiple stores in rapid succession? Or will I never be able to rob another store without getting a 4 star wanted level due to the overall amount of robbing I have done?
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I had a ton of fun this afternoon playing with this kid with "Impact" in his name, his crew tag was "GOON". He duped me one of those space buggies and when I came back from the mission he wasn't on the server anymore. I'd like to add him to my friends list, does anyone know who he was? He was clever as hell, he had my whole family laughing as he joked about his grandma thinking he was talking to perverts on the internet. Someone from STRS was with us for some of the time.
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Question about trolling people with glitched Buzzard insurance costs: If someone is flying around in my Buzzard and I switch personal vehicle settings to to "me only", are they forced out of it in midair? Does the game count it as their fault (and require them to pay) when it crashes in that case?
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