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omnibobb posted:Please don't be racist. I can't tell if you're serious or not. Athletic people look better when you can see their bodies instead of covering them up in mounds of fabric. News at 11.
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DrBouvenstein posted:A Maid Cafe has opened up in NYC, where cute, young women (mostly Asian,) dress as delicate waifu maids, or whatever, to dote upon their glorious Western Masters. Parfaits not perverts? The entire concept is perverted! They say "welcome home Master!" 
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Nov 19, 2013 20:02
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PaganGoatPants posted:Parfaits not perverts? The entire concept is perverted! They say "welcome home Master!" No but it's not about sex you see because 
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weekly font posted:You can get pastries like that literally anywhere else in NYC. Tell me more of this magical place. 
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Nov 19, 2013 20:20
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I made the mistake of reading the comments. Anything involving Japan makes the idiots of internet surface en masse.
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Glasgow Kiss posted:The other parts of me are convinced he will become a hornet-based supervillian/serial killer. If he does, he'll have a pretty bad rear end maske:  Because when I first glanced at it ^^^that^^^ reminded me of the Scarecrow mask from Batman Begins. That or some kind of super hosed up Jawa.
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Nov 19, 2013 21:05
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Nov 19, 2013 21:17
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Nov 19, 2013 21:24
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Nov 19, 2013 21:28
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Johnny Walker posted:I heard it was his favorite one, and in another picture that Pokemon is on his knee holding up the Game Boy. It is very sweet and moving, and sad as gently caress. 5? Really? That's just... 
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Nov 19, 2013 22:23
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Jesus gently caress, shave your face.
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Nov 19, 2013 22:41
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gently caress. Please tell me that just a clever photoshop and not an actual product, I'm too frightened to actually look it up and find out I'm wrong.
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FrozenVent posted:Took me a moment to see it Well at least we know his bae legitimately caught him. pulp rag posted:gently caress. Please tell me that just a clever photoshop and not an actual product, I'm too frightened to actually look it up and find out I'm wrong. Actually it looks like they accidentally got a shipment of dented equestrian helmets and decided to turn their lemons into neckbeard-scented lemonade. Rujo King has a new favorite as of 00:01 on Nov 20, 2013 |
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Nov 19, 2013 23:59
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PaganGoatPants posted:Parfaits not perverts? The entire concept is perverted! They say "welcome home Master!" They also say you're going out to the flower fields when you go to the can. I went to a maid cafe in Japan once because this drunk guy wanted to take me there. It's great fun if you want to see a room full of sweaty socially crippled nerds trying real hard to convince themselves that it's money well spent. We left after one overpriced drink just went to a bar.
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Nov 20, 2013 00:03
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I am intrigued and wish to see this on someone's head because I don't get it.
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Nov 20, 2013 00:08
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pulp rag posted:gently caress. Please tell me that just a clever photoshop and not an actual product, I'm too frightened to actually look it up and find out I'm wrong. It's real. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Soulland-Adler-Fedora-Baseball-Cap-Navy-Handcrafted-RRP-140-/301020523418?pt=UK_Hats&var&hash=item461638ab9a And there's more. http://www.ebay.com/itm/NWT-Soullan...=item2a2fb7ad19  
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Nov 20, 2013 00:15
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You know, that thing is hilariously stupid enough I actually don't hate it. Especially in bright-rear end orange.
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Nov 20, 2013 00:26
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kelvron posted:It's real. GBP 89.00!
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Nov 20, 2013 00:27
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kelvron posted:It's real. CAUTION! STAY AWAY!
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Nov 20, 2013 00:34
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RillAkBea posted:They also say you're going out to the flower fields when you go to the can. They are creepy, sad places where creepy, sad people pay a lot for food they can get for less in a number of other places, but in this one it's also the waitress' job to talk to them. I don't know if the person who invented them is a creep or brilliant. Could always be both I guess.
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Nov 20, 2013 00:37
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Nov 20, 2013 01:02
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Is that a Real Doll?
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Nov 20, 2013 01:05
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It looks like the bottom half of a traffic cone.
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Nov 20, 2013 01:26
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I feel like that fedora baseball cap abomination exists for people to wear ironically in mockery of people who wear fedoras because they think it makes them look classy and distinguished. It kind of owns.
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Nov 20, 2013 01:42
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mr. mephistopheles posted:I feel like that fedora baseball cap abomination exists for people to wear ironically in mockery of people who wear fedoras because they think it makes them look classy and distinguished. It kind of owns. If I've learned anything in life, it's that anything that might start out ironic will be taken over by the people with poor taste that don't understand irony. And for more content, Merry Christmas!  http://i.imgur.com/4RznNjw.jpg for poorly wrapped nudity.
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Nov 20, 2013 02:48
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That's what happens when society doesn't fatshame enough.
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Nov 20, 2013 03:32
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Gotta get in on these traffic cone fedora-caps before they become post-ironic.
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Nov 20, 2013 03:46
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Helping my girlfriend go through some of her old stuff. Apparently she used to date Fat Bastard. Picture is from 2007. Dudes gotta be a goon.
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appropriatemetaphor posted:Gotta get in on these traffic cone fedora-caps before they become post-ironic. Would post ironic be wearily sincere?
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BiggerBoat posted:If he does, he'll have a pretty bad rear end maske: The thing that annoys me most is that the camera obviously has a flip screen, yet he's using the mirror to line up his perfect selfie. That's what the flip screen's for.
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Nov 20, 2013 06:26
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Unfortunately I don't have any pictures, but Hornetboy here reminds me of one of the customers I occasionally see in the LEGO store. His hat has these giant models of hornets all over it, and he's worn it every time he's come into the store. Normally I love helping customers, but I hate Hornethat. His odor is offensive, his breath even moreso, and getting engaged in any sort of conversation with him is an absolute chore. At the very least he has the decency to talk about LEGO while he's in the store, but I can only imagine what he'd talk about if he encountered me while I'm out in plainclothes.
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Nov 20, 2013 07:32
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Shugojin posted:They are creepy, sad places where creepy, sad people pay a lot for food they can get for less in a number of other places, but in this one it's also the waitress' job to talk to them. I'd go with creep but a classical creep as they're pretty much one of the many modern evolutions of geisha culture. Another one of which, less often mentioned than the maids but just as awful of course, is Japan's host and hostess bars. Pay $100 an hour plus drinks for a complete stranger to inflate my ego? And I have to buy overpriced drinks for them too, even though they work there? Sure, why not, take all my money as long as they're really really good at pretending to love me. 
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Jaaam posted:Man I can't wait to become a parent so I can finally start feeling sad about kids dying look at that poser, his collection is pitiful. How awkward of him
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DrBouvenstein posted:A Maid Cafe has opened up in NYC, where cute, young women (mostly Asian,) dress as delicate waifu maids, or whatever, to dote upon their glorious Western Masters. What's more awkward; The people trying to emulate a Japanese maid cafe, or the people that will want to go there?
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Nov 20, 2013 11:34
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kelvron posted:It's real. Is she made of wax or something? I'm getting real uncanny valley from this.
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Aristophanes posted:Is she made of wax or something? I'm getting real uncanny valley from this. I thought it was just a detailed mannequin. If that's a real person they need to get on top of that 'looking alive' thing.
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