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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

Decrepus posted:

Everything I know about anatomy is wrong.

Nah, you're not up to date on window installation. Bet that poo poo is double-glazed and saves on cow heating costs.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
So... uhhh.. with some chicken wire to stop it from digging could you just let a cat(mayhaps 2) live in there?

I need to know.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
In a cow? No, they have very, very strong abdominal muscles and your cat would get crushed. And digested. Go read "Gulp" by Mary Roach for an in-depth discussion of the fenestrated cow, and guts in general.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Selklubber posted:

It's time for christmas.


I'd never heard of these before and had to look it up. It really is surprising just how chill that cow is with someone groping its stomachs from the inside in the name of science.

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I'd never heard of these before and had to look it up. It really is surprising just how chill that cow is with someone groping its stomachs from the inside in the name of science.

Oddly enough, something like this was done to a human in the 1800s.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Aleph Null posted:



Season's Greetings from Mr. Richard Butt.

Ahem, Richard Anus :colbert:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/klf7bmC.jpg:nws:

highmoves
Sep 2, 2003
Local Goat Advocate
initiate lucnh
fu brojo

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Ozz81 posted:

Ahem, Richard Anus :colbert:

Richard Rectum

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Richard Glute

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012


45

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

:bravo:

porktree
Mar 23, 2002

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

You are awesome, don't let the haters tell you otherwise.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Congratulations on mastering Grade 9 math!

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012


Now do it while driving at 0.75x=([310-40]/6) mph.

Schlub Husband
Jan 13, 2008

*hic*
Lipstick Apathy

Cordyceps Headache posted:

Now do it while driving at 0.75x=([310-40]/6) mph.

60

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hit or miss Clitoris posted:

They also sold this. It is a Pikachu Condom. It looks way more painful than a condom should be.



I've had this in my "SA emoticons" folder for years:

dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Congratulations on mastering Grade 9 math!

Ninth grade? Sorry about your education.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I've had this in my "SA emoticons" folder for years:


That really IS an ineffective condom!

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I've had this in my "SA emoticons" folder for years:


It's Super Effective!

Strange Charm
Apr 6, 2008

I'm disappointed in the both of you for missing the opportunity to make the "it's not very effective" crack.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

socilest butthomo posted:

I'm disappointed in the both of you for missing the opportunity to make the "it's not very effective" crack.

If it winds up in the crack, it won't be.

Insensative_Asshole
Dec 18, 2007

Selklubber posted:

It's time for christmas.


What the gently caress am I missing? Are cows some kind of mutant creature that you can carve holes into the side of and just loving feel around?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

They dont give a poo poo. Except the poo poo you pull out of those holes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cow


"Gotta learn about a cow sometime!"

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Worst thing about those cow holes is when they aren't cleaned up for a photoshoot and there's odd liquids around the edges.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right






Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012



Cordyceps Headache posted:

Now do it while driving at 0.75x=([310-40]/6) mph.


Tiberius Thyben posted:

Congratulations on mastering Grade 9 math!


porktree posted:

You are awesome, don't let the haters tell you otherwise.



Thanks guys!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dear Prudence posted:

Thanks guys!
You're welcome!

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

[Christmas lights]

Ogdred Weary
Jul 1, 2007

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs

Carthag posted:

thank you. i honestly tried. 'Preciating your poo poo right here.


lol



so deep

Gordon Freeman!

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
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Dingleberry Jones
Jun 2, 2008
If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly

Hit or miss Clitoris posted:

When I was 5, I had to wear both glasses and an eyepatch to cope with having a lazy eye. I haven't worn glasses since I was 7, but I remember in elementary school kids would call me - I poo poo you not - "three eyes".

Are you me? That is exactly what happened to me, but I was called "The Third Eye." :(

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

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Have these people not heard of toaster ovens? Mine is a regular toaster, and toaster oven in 1 even.

LockHeart
Apr 8, 2005

I'll make Coach Haribo proud!

Meltathon posted:

Have these people not heard of toaster ovens? Mine is a regular toaster, and toaster oven in 1 even.

WELL LOOK AT MR ROCKAFELLER!

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BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
Or you know, you can just put them in your oven on broil so you don't get cheese all inside your toaster, ruining it.

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