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Now, I don't want to jinx it.... but goons, I think we're going to gently caress tonight.
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>Tell her you're taking her to that Italian restaurant that's above a porn studio.
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Kid Gloves posted:Now, I don't want to jinx it.... but goons, I think we're going to gently caress tonight. Our son is a brony we ain't getting any until we fix this.
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> gently caress the wife thoroughly, then liquidate your assets and buy a yacht its time we busted out of this suburban hellhole
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Al Borland posted:Our son is a brony we ain't getting any until we fix this. byron is a lost cause and you know it
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tell her she looks beautiful, and you're going somewhere special she's sure to love. then go downstairs and wait for Susie
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go into sons room, silence him with a withering look and then collect his loving ponies, give him another withering look, and then eat those stupid things in front of him, when you finish give him another withering look before exiting the room
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Kid Gloves posted:byron is a lost cause and you know it I'm not giving up on my son. He isn't going to turn into some drooling neckbeard anime brony. We're going to get him laid. Hell I have a good idea >Tell wife, "You'll be right back." Go back to Byron's room. Enter, confront Byron about the ponies. Tell Byron "If he gives up ponies and other dumb poo poo like that he will get sex with a girl tonight." Make him destroy the ponies in front if you. Go back to wife and tell her, "Your choice."
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>Start getting it on with your wife by singing and dancing to "New York Groove".
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>make wife into a wifecopter
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AngryCaterpillar posted:>make wife into a wifecopter i like this idea
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Hanks Lust Cafe posted:byron is an anagram for brony hth  gently caress
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Go to that classy drive through lobster bistro everyone's been raving about and then go see Meatballs Part II at the drive in theatre and bang just like you did on your first date
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Yell GOTCHA! at her face and say you thought she knew you better, and then smugly stroll out of the room while masturbating nonchalantly. Then go to your son's room and tell him you are disappointed in what he has become.
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Dec 6, 2013 10:13
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put on your wife's lingerie to give her (or whomever else you bang later) another sexy surprise
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Hanks Lust Cafe posted:byron is an anagram for brony hth This is why I'm telling you guys. Its an illusion by an enemy of Satan! Bob really is Satan and Byron is Beelz. We're stuck in hell and they're trying to turn us against beelz. We need to snap him outta it.
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Hanks Lust Cafe posted:byron is an anagram for brony hth rated 5
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Tell wife you're taking her out to where you first met, then take her to the nearest store, buy a pair of rubber gloves, inflate it with your mouth, and wear it on your head for the rest of the game.
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Dec 6, 2013 16:49
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Hanks Lust Cafe posted:byron is an anagram for brony hth >kill son and hide body before leaving
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CharlestonJew posted:Tell wife you're taking her out to where you first met, then take her to the nearest store, buy a pair of rubber gloves, inflate it with your mouth, and wear it on your head for the rest of the game.
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> have sex with the babysitter
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SheepNameKiller posted:> have sex with byron
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Big thanks to the op. The last thread had me laughing to myself all night Fingers crossed we get a beelz cameo pleeeeeeeaasssee
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drive wife to swingers party, try to make her head slam into dashboard when you brake really hard also this is the funniest choose your own adventure thread ever congratufuckinglations
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Try to get the babysitter to blow you in the bathroom, paying her if necessary. Take wife to swingers party.
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Take your wife to Chucky Cheese
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Dec 6, 2013 20:48
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>watch space jam
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I loving told you idiots to kill byron.
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>Spend christmas funds on internet spaceships.
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>Dirty Sanchez
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>Go back in time >Stop 9/11
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>Smoke meth, hail satan
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> walk suavely up to wife and say "Baby, where we're going tonight, we don't need no destination" and thrust pelvis
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> say that you're taking her to the posh-est Waffle House next to the strip mall. Get it, strip? Laugh seductively.
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Toad on a Hat posted:there is not a god drat page that hasn't made me die laughing That's why I love these threads.
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>Take her to a GWAR concert
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